A.N.L: I have officially gotten sick of trying to fix this chapter. Truely a case of F this S! Ok. Enjoy: if it's formated correctly.
"OOOOO!"
"AHHHHHH!"
"So you think those idiots left yet?"
"I don't know, probably. I mean, they seemed pretty pissed off about the rock, right? So they most likely left to go tell their village."
"Yeah. God those kids are stupid! Standing next to a 7 foot metal pole in a thunderstorm! Good throw by the way, Jb."
"Thanks. Hey, what are we going to do about names? I mean, aren't we going to use new ones or something?"
"Well, We'll see when we get to the village..." sighed Black, tossing out another shuriken. As it whizzed passed one of the tent polls, lightning struck, going through the pole and jumping to the shuriken, which pulled the current with it to the next poll. The lightning once again jumped, this time to the new poll. "One."
"Not a bad throw..." Death commented, tossing out a throwing star. This one caught lightning as well, but unlike Black's, it pulled one polls lightning strait into another. "Two poles."
"That's just luck!" The gang continued this for hours, catching lightning and making it dance across the field. The best toss was by Death's Minion, with 7 polls, and the worst was by Shadow, when Crow suddenly decided to hold her hand. Eventually, the storm ended. Of course, it was like 5 in the morning when it did, and no one had slept yet. Naturally, being the OMK group, it wasn't like they needed sleep, so they all just downed some caffeine and watched the sun rise. It wasn't long after that that the group broke camp and headed on...
"We should post extra guards," Kakashi enunciated slowly, glaring at the fifth Hokage.
"Why? Just because the stone got covered it graffiti? I don't know. Sounds to me like something Naruto would have done."
"But that's just the problem, he didn't do it, and no one else in this village would. We have a problem."
"I refuse to post guards just because you have a hunch. I will ask those who are watching the gates to be especially alert, however."
"But..."
"Are you questioning my authority?"
Shaking his head, Kakashi turned and left Tsunade's office, "No..."
"OOOO were here! Hand me that paintbrush, will you?" Death smiled, "I wanna tag the wall!"
"Sure. Hey, Crow, I want up on your shoulders..."
"But..."
"NOW MINION!" Barked Black.
"Fine." Sighed Crow, giving Black a leg up. Shadow just used the shadows on the wall to clime halfway up and start tagging. Jawbreaker stuck some knives into the wall and climbed up to do his work, while Death and her minion took care of the bottom. Crow kept getting paint in his hair, courtesy of Black, while he painted pictures at eye level.
"Hummmm..." muttered Red, picking a brush, "going up!" she called, running for Death's Minion, who braced himself. She bounced up off his shoulders, onto a knife placed by Shadow, and all the way up to the top of the wall, where she stuck, 'holding on' with her hand.
"Now, why you couldn't use your Chakra for getting up there as well..."
"And take all the fun out of being so little? No way!"
After two hours had passed, Black leaned back and admired her handiwork, "How long do you think it will take for them to realize that we're out here...?"
"You there! What do you think you're doing!" a guard shouted, glaring down out them, "Intruders!"
"Took them long enough!" huffed Shadow, "I was starting to run out of shadows..."
"Hello there!"
"Hi!"
"Death!"
"'sup?"
"Intruders? Where?"
"Konichiwa!"
"Sasuke, they caught the people who painted the rock! Isn't that great!"
"Yeah, Yeah! I heard that they were painting the wall! Believe it!"
"Is that so?"
"Yes, it is," interrupted Kakashi, appearing behind them, reading Come Come Paradise.
"You're LATE! What kind of sensei are you anyway?" snapped Naruto.
"And here I was thinking you'd like to go see these intruders when they're brought in..."
"But I thought they would have done that already...?"What? You mean they've alluded capture? What are those ninja doing? Playing cards with them!
"Well, apparently the moment they brought the prisoners inside the walls, they started painting the buildings..." Kakashi sighed, "it'll be quite a hassle to clean up, but they should be subdued soon."
"Can we go see? Please?"
"WAAAAAA!" Jawbreaker moved his arms around and took a fighting stance. With a strait face, he beckoned the ninjas to come at him.
Thawak! "Would you stop that already?" Sighed Black.
"OWWW!" He rubbed his head, "Fine, take all the fun out of this."
"Oh wow! There they are, there they are!" Cried Naruto, "Hey, there's Iruka-sensei! Iruka!"
"Oh, hey Naruto, Sasuke, Saukura, Kakashi. You guy's here to see the show?"
"I don't know if I'd call it a show..." Kakashi started.
"Well, these guys are pretty good. They've been giving the Chuunin a workout that's for sure."
"...humph..."
Glancing at the silent youth, Iruka smiled, "What, Sasuke, you think you could do better?"
"Believe it! We could take them easily!"
Appearing suddenly, Tsunade laughed, If that's what you think, then go ahead, see if you can take them." She called off the Chuunin.
"What's going on?"
"No clue, maybe they're calling in the big guns..." Crow muttered.
"Brace yourselves, team..." The entire group assumed serious fighting stances.
As Naruto and the others walked to the front, Tsunade smiled, "This could get interesting."
"Alright, Alright!" Naruto grinned, getting ready to fight.
"Your going down."
"Yeah! What Sasuke said!"
The Omae wo korosu group blinked at the youths. When nothing changed, the team struggled with their composure. " Kids. They send kids out against us?"
"HEY! We're Ninja, too!"
"..." The group tried to hold onto their dignity. A hard thing to do, covered in paint, holding markers as wepons, but try they did. "Pppp...HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Don't laugh at us!" Sakura shouted as Sasuke and Naruto charged.
"Tall-ish...Dark, hansom," Shadow mused, avoiding Sasuke.
"Dark, brooding, vengeful," Crow chuckled as Sasuke avoided his attack.
"I like you!" the two said in unison as the grabbed Sasuke and pinned him.
"Sasuke!" Sakura shouted.
Intercepting her, Death snarled, "Oh no you don't, brat!" she punched the girl in the stomach, "I never much liked you...!"
"Hey, let me have a go at her...OOps, never mind!" Called Black as she faced off with Kakashi. "So...you're the famous copy cat, huh? Wanna dance?"
"Will you hold still?" Naruto growled as he lunged at Red. She just smiled and dodged again. "Damn it! Stop moving around! Shadow clone Jitsu!"
Ginning and intercepting a bunch of clones, Death's minion and Jawbreaker charged into battle "Cool! Now we have people to fight!" pop pop pop went the clones.
Suddenly Red was right in Naruto's face "uh..."
She smiled, "I Like you!"
Backing up Naruto growled,"Get away from me!" only to find himself Glomped.
Picking up the boy, Red shook back and forth, "Niii-Kun!"
"Naruto!" Kakashi took off to help his student.
Holding up a hand Black stopped Kakashi's mad dash, "Ok, that's enough fun for now everyone," The group stopped 'fighting'. Saski was tied up, DM and JB finished off the last clone, and Death was standing on Sakura. Red, well, she was shaking Naruto like a chew-toy. "Ok, I think we've proven ourselves strong...Right Red? Red? RED! DROP THE BOY NOW!"
"But..." she squeaked, "He's so CUTE! NIIII-KUN!"
"DROP HIM!"
"Fine..."
"You're the ones who made the mess on the training grounds, aren't you...?" Kakashi said in a dangerously low voice.
"Huh? Oh, yes, yes we are."
"So, you're the one's who defaced the monument...?"
"You mean tagged the big rock? Yeah, so?"
"MY FRIENDS NAMES were on that rock, that's what..." he had a dangerous glint in his eye.
"Wait, you think what we did was permanent, don't you? Sweetie, its all water solvable paint-soap. Rocks clean as a whistle. Cleaner then it was before, even! We may not be nice people, but come one, we're not that heartless!" Black laughed.
"Hey, can we see the Hokige, hokigi, Hokaga Hokage-person thing now?"
