- Remmy?
- Yes, Sirius?
- I think i´m gay.
- What?
- I said, I think i´m gay.
- Yes i heard that but when did you find out?
- Just now.
- How?
- I saw you smile.
- And that made you see that you are gay?
- Yes.
- That´s nice.
- Nice?
- Yes, nice.
- How can it be nice?
- Isn´t it?
- Noo, i can´t be gay! I´m a sexgod! Girls love me!
- Oh.. did you just mean it like that ok..
- What?
- Nothing..
- Remmy! Tell me!
- I just ... i´m gay too and well i kind of tought that you didn´t want to be gay cause you didn´t like me or something..
- You like me?
- Er.. yes..
- Since when?
- Since .. first year..
- FIRST YEAR?
- Yes..
- That´s like 6 years ago! You liked me for six years without telling me?
- Sorry, i just didn´t think that somebody like me could be the one for you.
- The one for me? Of course you are!
- I am?
- YES! You are and have always been!
- But didn´t you just say that you found out today?
- Well... ehm.. i kind of did but i always loved you, i just didn´t know how..
- Love me?
- Eh... yeah! I ehm... love.. you.. Remmy!
- Love you too!
- You do?
- Yeah! I love you padfoot!
- Haha, well come on then!
- Where are we going?
- To the dormitory of course!
- And what are we going to do there?
- What do you think?
- I don´t know.
- Snuggle of course!
- Eh... ok... aren´t you going a bit fast here?
- No.
- Ok.. well let´s go then.
- Really?
- Yes as soon as we have been dating for atleast a day and a half and you still love me.
- Remmy!
- Yes?
- Argghhh!
- No need to act so mad Paddy!
- He .. he .. he.. very funny .. well now i´m gonna take you upstairs even if you don´t want me too!
- I dare you!
- Fool! Never dare Sirius Black! I always get what i want..
- Ok.. then there is no need for me to fight.. you are too strong anyways!
- Yes.. hehe.. now Remmy we are going upstairs and we are going to snog.. so wouldn´t it be for the best too kick the eavsdroppers out of here?
- There are eavsdroppers?
- Yes they can see what we are saying to eachother right now!
- How?
- Well someone is writing what we say and then the eavsdroppers read it!
- Someone is writing a story about one of our talks?
- Yepp...
- And who with a brain would want to read that?
- Well.. they would! I´m pretty sure they have a brain!
- Oh.. fine.. well bye eavsdroppers! Have a nice day!
- And don´t forget to review!
- Sirius!
- What if they spend the time reading this shit they can just as well review it!
- Actually! You are right! Reveiw, please! We need to know what you guys think about what we are talking about.
- Bye!