Crazy trouble with love part 9
Female Dio and Jonathon
Series: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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Jonathan stood in shock upon seeing his supposed new sister kicking his dog face. "Danny!" he cried out as he ran to his dog while the blond girl in front of them stood with a smug expression.
She was dressed in a blue coat, white dress shirt, a tie, suspenders, breeches, and a pair of striped socks.
"Why did you do that!" shouted Jonathan in anger before remembering that this isn't the right way to treat a woman, yet he couldn't blame himself that much since he thought she was a boy for a moment.
"What does it look like? Keeping that filthy mutt from slobbering all over me." she remarked bluntly while wiping some dust off the front of her clothes.
"He was just running up to say hello to you. How could you just kick him like that?" he said before Dio slowly approached him and kicked his face.
"Like this." she remarked while Jonathan stumbled back and held his face with a groan.
'Wh-what's wrong with her!?' he thought as he was unable to decide what to do.
"Tsk, seriously, I was expecting more of someone from noble birth." she scoffed looking him over. "Are you really meant to be a Joestar or one of the servants?"
"I'm a Joestar..." he said as he wiped blood out of his mouth while feeling both the urge to punch her and shame for wanting to hurt a woman.
"Well then be a dear and step out of my way." she smirked while grabbing her bags and walked past him.
"Uh, hey let me-!" he said as he tried to hold her bags only for her to hit him using her elbow.
"Do NOT touch my things."
"I wanted to help!"
"Well you can help by not getting in my way." she huffed as she moved toward the Joestar mansion while Jonathan stood there confused, 'Got his dog kicked, called a servant, received good hits twice in the face from a girl and he still doesn't fight back, pathetic.'
'W...What sort of girl is she?'
*Inside the mansion*
Dio opened the door to be greeted with an old man with a blue hair and mustache heading toward her and some servants behind him.
"Ah, you must be Dio Brando. You're quite the strapping young man I was expecting."
"I am a woman." she said bluntly as if mocking George.
The man blinked in surprise and looked her over, confused. "Uh...pardon?"
"Well I learned from experience that it's better for women in my class to wear men's clothes when going outside, especially when you don't know to expect." she replied with a respective bow of her head.
"Um..I see..well you don't need to do that from now on."
"I will keep that in mind Mr. Joestar." she said as Jonathan entered.
"Jonathon, be a lad and show Dio where h-I mean she will be sleeping."
"S-sure.." he said while making sure there is a good space between him and Dio. He went upstairs with Dio discretely smirking as she ran toward him and destroyed the good space between them.
"Quite the man your father is, sending his son to do servants job."
Jonathon glared at her for that remark. "He is helping me to become a better gentleman."
"Oh? Well he might want to work harder at it. And why do you want to be a gentleman if it makes you do servants jobs?"
"Why are you saying that? I'm helping you."
"Just wondering." she said as they came to her room.
"You'll be staying in here." said Jonathan as he opened the door to her, and upon entering the room, he couldn't deny that her surprised reaction was a bit cute. 'She's sure to at least say thanks.' he thought before she entered her room and closed the door with no words as if forgetting he even exists. "Now that's just ride."
*The next day*
"JoJo, are you okay?" said Erina to Jonathan who seemed lost in thought.
"Huh? Oh sorry, I couldn't find Danny this morning." He remarked looking around. "I'm starting to worry about him."
"Doesn't he usually wander alone?"
"I suppose, but not this long."
*With Dio*
"So let's see how far I can push that boy." she muttered looking around with the room before getting a sinister smirk as she stared from the window to see Danny sleeping.
(Next day)
Dio entered Jonathan's room and started pushing him to wake up.
Said man groaned while trying to nudge the hand away which annoyed Dio enough to wake him by a slap.
"Wake up!"
"OW! What was that for!?"
"Your dad, he wants to see you." she remarked nonchalantly.
"Why?"
"Ask him yourself." she said as she walked away to hide her smirk.
Jonathon frowned at the rude wake up call before getting out of bed and started to get dressed for the day while taking a look at the window to see his father...in front of a grave? He was confused before hurrying up and rushed downstairs and outside. "Father, you wanted me for something?"
His father could only point to the grave for Jonathan to see Danny's name written on it across.
"W...W...What? No, no it can't be."
"We found him this morning, I don't know what happened but I thought it would be better to tell you directly," said George as he put his hand on Jonathan shoulder. "I'm sorry son."
Jonathon looked down at the grave and started to recall the happy memories with the dog, causing him to start tearing up and grip his hands. "I...i'm going to my room.."
His father nodded in understanding as Jonathon headed back inside. He walked in front of Dio, who upon seeing him smirked.
"So, see anything dear Jonathon?" she said making Jonathan stop for a moment but decided not to bother with her, plus he didn't want her to see him with tears. He walked past the woman without stopping with her watching him. "Pulling that dog was hard you know?"
Jonathon stopped and slowly turned to the woman with wide eyes.
"Ooh you are crying, I wonder why." she remarked casually as Jonathon slowly began to scowl.
"You...it was you, wasn't it?"
"Killed your Danny? So what? you can just replace him with another." she waved off as Jonathon glared and started feeling pure anger.
"WHY!?" he shouted louder than how he wanted to while feeling every muscle in his body scream for him to punch Dio.
"It had to be done, he might have had fleas." she smirked darkly which made Jonathan body move out of his will toward her. "Your father is outside, do you want him to see you like this?" she asked briskly making the man stop suddenly and while he wanted to give her what she deserves he couldn't bring shame to himself and his father, who might enter at any moment, by hurting a woman.
He lowered his hand and glared at her as she smirked before walking off.
*In Jonathan's room*
"I can't believe she would do such a thing!" he shouted as he punched the wall. "She...she had no reason to do it!"
He felt all sorts of unbridled rage steaming up inside him.
"I don't get it! Danny didn't harm her at all!" he fumed while punching his nightstand, making it break. "No, no, I mustn't be doing this, that's what she wants..." He muttered while trying to take deep calming breaths. "Just calm down, Danny won't like seeing me like this anyway..." he rubbed his face and went to his bathroom to get some cold water.
*With Dio*
"Daamn, what type of man doesn't punch the one who killed his dog?" she said lying on her bed. "I thought for sure he would at least try to slap me." she said as she heard a sudden knock on the door. "Who is it?"
"George."
"Come right in." she said as George entered the room.
"I apologize for interrupting your rest, but when I was walking I heard you saying that someone slapped you?"
"Ooh that! No, it's nothing serious, just a small fight between me and Jonathan, it's really nothing serious."
"Well I would say it is, a young man should never raise a hand against a lady."
"Seriously it isn't, I just saw him crying so I wanted to ask what happened, he didn't want to answer and after some talk he got angry and slapped me."
"I see, please pardon him, he lost his best friend this day, but still, he shouldn't let his sorrow out like this, especially on a lady."
"Oh it's fine, it can happen to anyone."
"But not to a gentleman, I'm going to talk to him."
"Okay, but don't be hard on him."
"I won't, and I apologize to you in his place, he really doesn't act this way but...maybe I have to get more strict on him." he said as he got out of her room making Dio expression's change from a causal smile to a disgusted one.
'So, he will go with the words of a stranger he just knew over how he believe his son to act.' she shook her head. 'And I thought my father was foolish.'
(The next week)
Although a week had passed, Jonathan couldn't get over Danny, add that his father accused him of slapping Dio and then lying when he defended himself AND Dio didn't hesitate when it comes to bullying him, but despite all this, Jonathan wanted to return to his favorite sport (boxing) to feel some relief and forget all of this.
Right now he was in a brawl with another fellow boy while a crowd was cheering both on and making bets and it didn't take even a minute for Jonathan to defeat the boy
"Woohoo! Go Jonathon!" shouted a boy.
Jonathon smiled while soaking in the cheers and felt his stress slowly melt away. 'Aaah, maybe this is what i should do more, stuff that I really enjoy instead of dwelling sadne-OH GOD WHY!?' thought Jonathan as he saw a familiar blond woman wearing boxing gloves and somewhat masculine clothes.
"I'm next." she said in a masculine tone.
"Dio, what are you doing here?"
"Huh? Do I know you?" she asked innocently.
"Huh? Do you two know each other? We got a fight between two friends!"
That got the crowd cheering out louder.
"No we ar-!" Jonathan said before Dio tried to punch him. "Why did you do that!?"
"Come now, you're not scared are you?" she said as she threw a wave of punches toward him with him trying to stop her without using violence. "Then fight me like a man!"
"I would if you were on-!" he said before getting a good punch on his eye.
"AHH!" the kids around shouted as Jonathan's body fell to the ground.
He groaned and winced at the pain with Dio keeping her fists up while hearing the praising of kids around them.
"Come now Jonathon, don't tell me you're already down." she said as he tried to get up but the pain in both his eye and the fall on the back of his head didn't allow him to do so.
'I feel like her thumb hit me, but I felt her fist.' he thought before he lost consciousness.
(Later)
"I really need to talk this out with dad." muttered Jonathon who felt embarrassment since he wound up losing the fight against Dio. And while he knew he had to, he couldn't think of an easy way to explain to his dad that he lost to a girl, nor that his dad will believe any blame he put on Dio, yet, he can't stay silent. He walked to his father's study and gave a knock on it before waiting.
"Enter." said George.
"Sorry to disturb you father." spoke Jonathon opening the door.
"It's fine son but...what happened to your eye?"
"It's...hard to say."
"I see...so you lost a boxing match?"
"Yes."
"I told you many times that you shouldn't get involved in violence sports like this."
"I'm sorry father, its just...I had to blow off some stress."
"I get that but..look, I will try to spend more time with you, but for now, try to strengthen your bond with Dio, she doesn't have any friends around and you are her brother now, I know you two didn't have the greatest starts but at least try son."
"Yeah, about her..."
"What?"
"She..is the one who injured my eye..."
"...Son, do you think I'm stupid?"
"What?"
"Just to make sure, you didn't mean to say that she won against you in a boxing match while also injuring your eye, did you?"
"Uh...well, yes." he admitted while looking down.
"Son, you expect me to believe that a woman, a young one for that matter, can defeat a man in boxing?"
"Well...when you say it out loud, it does seem rather odd, but-"
"Jonathan, I can't get why you are hating Dio but I never raised you to say such a pathetic lie."
"But father I'm not lying! It's the truth."
"...I will go call Dio and solve this nonsense."
"But father-"
"Sit and wait."
"Yes father." Jonathan replied as George got out of the room.
*Few minutes later*
'I hope things go alright.' thought Jonathan as both Dio and George entered the room.
"Dio please sot next to Jonathan." George said with Dio doing so without showing any emotion. "Now Dio, Jonathon here told me you two got into a little scrap and gave him this bruise."
"Why would I do that?" she asked with an innocent tone. "I'd never go off and do something so brash."
"True, Jonathan, do you have any idea on why she might do any of that to you?"
"I don't know why..but she did it! You have to believe me!"
"I find it utterly ridiculous." George said. "The only reason I can think of is if you started it."
"I didn't!" Jonathan said as he got up his seat. "I only went out to blow off some steam, but then she showed up looking like a man!"
"Well you did say you are fine wearing male clothes, didn't you Dio?"
"Yes, but that's only when I need to, what benefit will I gain if I involve myself in a dangerous men sport?"
"See Jonathon? It makes no sense."
"I know that but she did it." he kept insisting. "You have to believe me father."
"JoJo...why are saying all this?" said Dio. "I'm really sorry if I did anything wrong to you but now you are acting unreasonable."
"You're the one who gave me this bruise!"
"Jonathan! Don't shout." said George firmly.
"But it's true!" he said before hearing the sound of Dio...weeping?
"What...what did I..do to you?" she asked while covering her face while sniffling.
"Jonathan! Look what you have done."
"But father!"
"I don't know what has gotten to you, but Jonathan, you made a woman cry." said George making Jonathan very aware of how serious the situation is now.
"I...I..."
"Now apologize, now."
"Sor..no...I didn't do anything wrong."
"Jonathon." frowned George. "Apologize right now."
And while he was planning to leave the room without a word, Jonathan saw the disappointed and tired look on his father's face. "I..am sorry.."
"Go to your room, now!"
"Yes." Jonathan said as he did what his father told him.
"I'm really sorry for this Dio." said George.
"It's alright sir, I'll be alright."
"Still he never was like this, as his father I'm supposed to be able to figure out why he is acting like this, but I just don't know, so I'm sorry for you getting this treatment from him thanks to my failure."
"It's quite alright, I'm sure he just needs time alone."
"I really hope so."
(The next day)
Jonathon was out for a little walk alone. He sighed in grief while a certain blond girl with blue eyes walked playfully behind him.
She held her hands out before quickly poking Jonathon on the sides which made said JoJo jump in shock.
"Wah!" he shouted with said girl giggling, "Erina! don't scare me like this!"
"Sorry Jonathon, but I couldn't resist having a little fun and you looked a bit gloomy so I thought to start with something cheerful."
"Well...I do have some stuff on my mind..."
"And I'm willing to listen." she said in a comforting tone.
"Well...it involves Dio."
"Your new sister right?"
"Yes, she is...hard to deal with." He sighed looking down. "Everything at home has changed because of her."
"What do you mean?"
"My father seems to take her side when I try to tell him the truth about her with her acting innocent."
"Well I suppose that makes sense, she is new to the family so I think he will try to make her feel welcomed."
"It's more than that. She's trying to act innocent when I know for a fact she's not."
"How?"
"Well she just keeps doing horrible things, but everytime I try to make father stop her she ends up playing innocent and asking why will she act the way I blame her to be, and I can't answer because I myself don't know why." he sighed looking down. "It feels like my whole world is right side up."
"Did you try to talk with her with just the two of you?"
"Yes."
"And...?"
"It didn't go well...maybe you can talk with her? I mean you are both girls so maybe you can understand her better than me?"
"I don't think this is how it works."
"Come on, just try." he pleaded. "I really need some help."
"Fine, but don't count on it a lot." she relented making him smile.
"Thank you Erina, this means a lot."
"No problem." she said fondly before both of them heard footsteps. They turned and spotted said blond coming their way.
"Hey Jo...oh, you didn't tell me that there is a sixth one." said Dio casually.
"Sixth one?" said both Jonathan and Erina.
"Eh, yeah, a sixth girlfriend." she smirked with their eyes widening. "She seems more upbeat than the others."
"I...how...where did this come from?!" shouted Jonathan.
"Come now Jonathon, no need to be so coy." she said as she seductively walked toward Jonathan only for Erina to step between them.
"And you are expecting me to easily believe you?" said Erina. "I've known Jonathon longer, and I know that he's not like that."
"Wow already acting like you are his favorite, the others will be really upset if they knew that."
"See what I meant?" whispered Jonathon.
"Well not as if I will believe her so you don't need to worry." smiled Erina before turning to Dio. "Well, Dio was it? If that were true, you wouldn't mind telling me who the other girls are."
"Well right there." said Dio pointing in a direction where some women giggles came from.
"Then you won't mind explaining in detail their names and who they truly are."
"I really didn't want this and it's on you Jonathan, but...GIRLS COME HERE!" shouted Dio.
Said girls looked over at them before coming over.
"Wh-who are those!?"
"Jonathan please stop playing dumb, if she loves you won't she accept that side of you?"
"What side are you on about? This is another one of your schemes isn't it Dio?!" Jonathan said before one of the girls jumped on him and buried his face between her breasts. His and Erina's eyes widened with his face going red.
"I missed you so much!" said the girl with him trying to push her gently only to be stopped when another girl hugged him from behind.
"It's already been a whole day without seeing you." the girl whispered in his ear passionately before biting it.
His head turned into a tomato at this part with Dio smirking and Erina blushing herself.
"This-this is a trick from you isn't it!?"
"No at all." she shook her head. "I'm merely letting you see that you're not the only one."
"That can't be true! Jonathan isn't like this at all!"
"Are you sure about that? You never visited his house and all you know about him is what he told you."
"W-Well I just know!"
"Without any evidence that you are correct." remarked Dio with a malicious glint while Jonathon tried his best to get out of the hold the girls had on him.
"He-he doesn't look happy with all this!"
"As far as you know, he might be just pretending." Dio waved off. "You're free to join them if you're really the new girl he's had his eye on for the last day or so and for me." Dio said as she walked toward Jonathan, held his cheeks with her hands and violently kissed him.
His eyes widened with Erina gasping in horror.
After an entire minute, Dio ended the kiss with a line of saliva showing between their tongues. "Not bad." she said looking at Jonathan's face that tried, but failed in giving a good reaction for what happened, and then looking back at Erina whom had tears forming in her eyes.
"Erina please, it's not what it looks like I swear!" he said as loud as he could, and he wasn't loud enough, even his sight wasn't good enough since all he saw was Erina leaving with Dio. "Erina!" he shouted but she didn't hear him. "DIO!"
Said girl seemed to hear him, but from what it seemed with her whispering something in Erina's ear and then running with tears in his eyes.
(Later)
"DIOOOOO!" Jonathan shouted as he ran toward his house. He barreled through the doors and went to the guest bedroom. He opened the door to find Dio closing a book to focus her attention on him.
"Yes?" she said casually as if nothing happened.
"What is wrong with you?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You know what I mean!"
"Maybe, but it might be more enjoyable hearing it from you."
"You...I mean..what you did to me and Erina..."
"Oh! You mean that little kiss? What? Have you come for another?" she teased.
"No, I want you to tell me why you did that."
"Isn't it obvious?"
"It isn't, just answer."
"Well you are a noble, why would you stain your bloodline with someone from a lower class?"
"Erina is not lower class!"
"What noble girl will go out with her lover wearing those clothes? If she was truly a noble, she probably didn't value you that much."
"Take that back!" he shouted, making even Dio get briefly shocked. "Do it now or else!"
"Sor-um, I mean, do it or what? You will hit me?" She smirked standing up. "Are you going to raise your hand against a delicate lady?"
"Ma..maybe I will!" 'I feel disgusting...'
"Really now, you are going to hit your adopted sister because your poor ego was hurt when I said that she didn't value you much?"
"I-I might!" 'Please don't call my bluff.'
"Okay, do it." she dared holding her cheek out.
"I'm serious Dio!" 'She can't be serious...right?'
"Same here."
He gulped and started breaking into a sweat.
"So, are you going to keep a lady waiting or what?" she said as she took one step forward. "Or you can just not do it and leave this room."
"I...I...I..."
"Come on, is putting some strength in your arm this hard to you? Or was my kiss too good that your mind can't think straight? Well it was I Dio who took your first, so that's understandable."
Jonathon gritted his teeth and yelled out, only to drop his arm and stamp out.
"Hm, maybe I did put higher expectations in you than needed." she remarked before walking over to him and kicked the back of his knees, making him fall to them. "I ruined your relationship with her and made her cry, and yet you aren't doing anything about it." she scoffed. "You're more pathetic than I imagined." she said as she pulled him from the hair to face her. "Now either let me enjoy destroying your face or give me a reason why I shouldn't."
He glared at her while feeling his anger rise up quickly and without even thinking, he grabbed her arm and started squeezing it. "Stop it, or else."
"Or else you will beat me?" she joked before he squeezed her arm more.
"Yes."
'Wow, seems he does have the guts after all.' "...Fine, fine, I'll take it back."
Jonathon lessened his grip before letting go. "Then do it."
"I, Dio, am sorry for insulting your love for Erina ...even though she was in a relationship with you for your money alone."
"She was not! Erina is a wonderful and kind lady. She and I have known each other for as long as I can remember. She's not someone who would be so shallow as to care about something like that only."
"You seriously don't have any idea how hard life can be do you? The girls who I brought to make you look bad in front of her, they all did it for money, don't you think she can do the same thing for the same reasons?" smirked Dio with him glaring.
"That was nothing but a dirty trick."
"A dirty trick done by women from a lower class to gain money, same as what she is doing."
"Erina would never do that. You don't know her like me."
"Well she did and she told me."
"Lies!"
"Fine, live in your little fantasy where everything you like to believe is true." she turned her back. "You can close the door on the way out."
"I...actually, do it yourself." he said as he got out of her room.
'Well he seems to be gaining a spine.'
*After a few days*
"It's really boring now that there is nothing to bully Jonathan with." said Dio lying on grass. "If I can't find something soon, I might end up taking ballet just to pass the time." she said before hearing footsteps, as she turned her head she saw three boys coming toward her.
"H-Hey Dio."
"What do you want guys?"
"Well, we did spend some time together for a while soo..."
'Oh Lord. Don't tell me they fancy me.' "Okay, I got it, you want me to consider you my friends right? Well I will think about it."
"Thank you ma'am."
"W-What? No! We want to get closer the other way!" said one of them causing Dio to give him a death glare.
"Oh really now?"
"Y-yes...I mean even if you refused, we are three, what can you do to us?" he said before Dio punched a tree close to him, making every apple on it fall.
"In that case, I refuse." 'Finally some fun!'
All of them looked at each other nervously while she grabbed an apple and bit into it before throwing it at one of them to annoy him.
"Get lost you fools." she shouted while seeing the boy getting angry enough to attack her. 'Here it begins! Now I can enjoy myself a little.' she thought before hearing the running footsteps of a certain blue haired young gentleman.
"Get away from her!" shouted Jonathan running toward them...only for one of them to punch him directly in the face.
'Oh come on!' Thought Dio with a groan.
Jonathan tried to get up and fight back but one of them kicked his leg causing him to fall.
"Don't go trying to be some hero Joestar." said one of them before kicking him in the head.
Jonathon groaned with Dio shaking her head at how sad this looked.
'I guess it's time to save him.' she thought as her mood got ruined. She walked over and grabbed one of them by the shoulder. "Hey." she said before punching the boy in the face, making him fall on the ground and lose some teeths. "Consider that punishment and now, who is next?" she looked at the other two.
Both of them looked unsure, but one of them steeled himself and ran at her with a yell and she kicked him in his junk.
"OOOOOOOH!" both the boy and his friend cried out as he slowly fell to his knees.
"Get out of here or so help me I'll kick you again and ensure you can't sire a single child." said Dio as the friend came to help the boy run away, leaving the third one who lost his teeth. "Unless you want to start wearing false teeth at such a young age, you'd best leave too." she said making him get up and slowly get away.
"You'll pay for that!"
"Sure, sure, just leave." she waved her hand before turning to Jonathon who was getting back up. "What was that?"
"I was...I was trying to help..."
"By easily getting defeated?"
"I wasn't thinking straight at the moment okay."
"That's obvious and why would you come help me anyway?"
"It's a gentleman's duty to help those in need."
"So I take it I'm a gentleman now since I saved you?" Remarked Dio smugly.
"Just leave me alone."
"Says the boy who ran over here." said Dio as she walked near Jonathan. "So as a person who helped you, I think it's your duty now to pay me back."
'Oh no, I don't like the way she said that.' "What do you want?"
"Hmm...what about telling me why you came to help me? What gain did you have in mind?"
"Why is helping a lady something that requires a reason? It's something any proper gentleman would do."
"Wait wait wait, so...you went to fight for someone, but you didn't want any gain from it?"
"Yes, it was just the right thing to do."
"...that's ridiculous. There's something to gain from doing anything."
"Maybe, but that doesn't mean that all people help others just because they want something back, for example, I know for a fact that no matter what I ask from you as a gain, you won't do it."
"Good, you aren't as stupid as you seem."
"Y..yes, but my point is, since I know that, then that means I didn't help you for any gain."
"You mean...you did it out of pity, right?"
"If by that you mean I did it because I saw you in trouble and wanted to help then yes." he replied with a firm expression, surprising her.
"I see...then thanks..I guess." She replied awkwardly before walking away.
"You're welcome."
*Later*
"So you want to talk about Jonathan right?" said George to Dio who felt herself shaking at the moment.
"Yes."
"Did he do harm to you again?"
"No, the opposite really, but he is...really stupid."
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Well he thought I was in trouble and came to help me, even though he knew there was no gain from it."
"Ah, well that's obvious. We Joestar men are born and raised to be proper gentlemen to those around us and to society. It's no surprise he helped you, because you must have been in need of it."
"Well I won't say I was in need, but more importantly, you are fine with what he did? He didn't win anything!"
"But you came out safe, didn't you?"
"Yes I did, but he didn't."
"Well i don't think that really mattered to him, as long as he managed to help someone I believe he is happy."
"Would have been better if he did actually help..." muttered Dio.
"What?"
"Nothing. but you are fine with this?"
"Of course! My son went to help someone in need, especially after everything that happened between you two." he smiled. "I'd say that's a good sign things are looking up."
"I suppose..."
(Later)
Dio set under a tree with booze all around her. She was chugging from a bottle before tossing it aside. "Daaam, why did I have to inherit this habit from father!?" she said before drinking another one anyway. "If I keep this up I'll end up just like him, but I can't help it!" she said only to be surprised by a shout behind her.
"What are you doing!" said a voice making her turn around to see seven Jonathans in the same spot.
"I should be asking you that. I want to be alone Jojo."
"Well I heard your voice shouting something about your father so I came to see what's going on."
"It has nothing to do with you." she said as she tried to get up only to fall.
"Just how many of those have you had?"
"Seven..." she said pointing to nine empty and broken bottles.
"What?! That's unheard of for a young lady!"
"Geez, stop talking like mother." she said while trying to take another bottle making Jonathan step between her and the bottle.
"No, you've had too much, it's time to stop."
"Seriously! Stop acting like mother!" she said as she tried to push him away but she couldn't even get up. "I can stop when I want to stop!"
"Then stop right now! This clearly isn't good for you."
"Bugger off!" she shouted only to be surprised with Jonathan helping her to get up.
"No, you're done drinking right now." he said facing her directly.
"When I'm done drinking is none of your business." she glared back. "Now leave me be." she said while she wasn't sure whether she was pointing her finger at his chest or chin.
"I won't, you are my sister and I can't let you get involved with something like this."
"Well sorry, but I think you are too late for that, I mean look at me, I drank all those two bottles and I'm still able to talk normally." she boasted while pointing to herself, mostly to her chest without realizing it making him blush.
"You...aren't, you really have to stop this!"
"Fiiine, just let me get one more and I will stop forever."
"You actually expect me to believe this?"
"Yes."
"I don't." he said making Dio's eyes lose focus on him and turn to the bottle, so she moved forward making him actively trying to get her away from the booze bottles by force, the only problem for Jonathan here was that Dio was strong even when she is drunk.
"Moooove."
"No and we are done with this!" he said as he grabbed her hand and tried to take her away by force, only for her to kick his leg. "Ow!" Jonathan cried out falling to the ground, however he didn't let go of Dio's hand making her fall on top of him.
"Oof! Now look what you did!" she said before feeling something weird on her other hand, when she looked at it, the hand was squeezing Jonathan's crotch.
Both of them went completely still with Jonathon opening and closing his mouth like a fish and when Dio realized what she was actually doing, her face reddened up, however she made a teasing smile.
"Enjoying this?" she said as she gave him another squeeze there.
"AH!" he yelped with a jump as she let go with him sputtering out and looking stunned beyond belief with her putting her hands on his chest, forcing him to lie on the grass.
"You didn't give an answer." she whispered in his ear with Jonathan trying to speak but nothing clear came from his mouth. "How does my hand feel down there?" she whispered and gave it a squeeze again making him moan. "So I take it you enjoyed it?"
"N..no..." said Jonathan finally yet weakly that he couldn't blame Dio for not hearing him.
"First kiss and now first feel up." she teased. "So heres what's going to happen, one I let you go and you leave me with my booze, or two I go and tell your father my version of what's happening right now, or there is three where we can just enjoy ourselves." she said as she lowered her head to hear his answer, he stayed quiet for a while until he admitted defeat and choosed the first choice.
"Fine, you win."
"Good." she said as she got up.
Jonathon got up before sprinting off while trying to hide the tent he now sported and as Jonathan got out of sight Dio sighed in relief.
"Finally, that should keep him out of my hair for a bit." she said before turning around to her booze bottles.
(Later)
"Da-!" Jonathan said before George raised his hand to pose him.
"Jonathan, I'm happy that you and Dio are trusting me on your problems, but...you two probably should start counting on yourselves more." 'Plus I'm getting really tired.'
"Sorry father, but can you just...make sure Dio stops getting out of the house?"
"Whatever for?"
"Well I did see some boys getting close to her so..."
"What? You mean she might be seeing one of them?" asked George in shock.
"Y-yes, from what I could tell they seemed to have planned the meeting."
"My word, whatever happened? Did they do anything...adult?"
"No, they just talked." said Jonathan as both his and George faced turned a bit red.
"Oh thank goodness. I was worried for a moment there."
"Yes, so will you stop her from going outside?"
"Absolutely." said George making a smile appear on Jonathan's face. "But I have to ask, why didn't you stop them at the moment?" and the smile disappeared.
"Well, um..I think I didn't know how to react at the moment?"
"Jonathon, you should know the answer."
"Yeah, but I was sure you would know better, right?"
"That's true." said George as he got up. "I will go talk with her then."
"Good, but can you make sure to not mention that I told you that?"
"...Fine."
(Later)
"Dio, may I have a word with you?"
"So he told you?" frowned the woman. 'I warned him.'
"He? You knew Jonathan saw you with that lad?"
"Lad? What did Jonathan say?"
"That you and a few other young lads were talking."
"Ooooh, that! They were just brothers of some of my friends that I was planning on meeting. I thought Jonathan told you about That other thing he did to me, but it doesn't matter."
"What other thing?" asked George with interest.
"Well I'm pretty sure it was an accident, but recently he was touching me in some weird places." said Dio with an innocent smile.
"What sort of places?" asked George with a frown.
"Well y'know...my chest and places like that." she said as she hides her face to seem embarrassed. 'That's what you get for framing me!'
"What?! That...That's indecent! I'm going to go have a talk with him right now!"
"No! You don't need to, I'm sure he didn't mean it!"
"I will confirm that myself." George said as he got out of the room, with Dio growing a sinister smile.
(In Jonathan's room)
"Jonathon!" shouted George as he opened his son's room, shocking him.
"W-what?" 'What did she say to him?'
"I need to have some words with you young man."
"S-sure but what about Dio?"
"She let me know about something that happened earlier."
"Which is?"
"About how you seemed to have grabbed her inappropriately."
"What! I would never do such a thing!"
"But that's what she told me."
"But it's not true! If anything, she's the one who..." said Jonathan as his face turned entirely red.
"Who what?"
"Well...who tou...I can't say it!"
"Jonathon, tell me."
"She touched me between my..." said Jonathan as George got an idea on what he meant.
"Between your legs?"
"Yes..." said Jonathan lowering his face in embarrassment with George sighing.
"Well she told me you did the same to her."
"She is lying! I didn't do anything to her, in fact she is the one who sque..squez..."
"Squeezed you there?" said George as Jonathan nodded yes. "I...will see what she has to say about that.."
(with Dio)
"Dio, is it true?"
"Yes, in the sense that he forced me to do it."
"But that makes no sense."
"Oooh, so you believe him instead of me?" She spoke looking away with a hurt expression while making herself tear up.
"It's not that! It's just that I can't think that Jonathan is able to lie about this matter especially." spoke up George quickly while feeling guilt.
"But he did! He forced me to do...I can't even say it!"
"Look, why don't I talk to him again?"
"Yes, please do."
(With Jonathan)
"So did you make her touch you there?" said George to Jonathan and in half a second, his son's face turned red. "I take that as a no?"
"Of course not!"
"So what happened then?"
"Well it was an accident, she fell on top of me and, well, you know."
"Okay, why didn't you tell me that? No one is to blame here if it was just an accident."
"Yes but..."
"But you wanted me to scold her?"
"Y-yes, but she totally deserves it!"
"Well let me go talk to her again."
(With Dio)
"So he said it was an accident."
"And because he is your son by blood, you believed him?"
"Well it's not so much that as the fact he wouldn't lie about something like that."
"Yet he lied, I did see many people switch personalities to benefit themselves, and with all of my respect toward you," 'Which is very little.' "Jonathan can be one of them and it's better to make sure he better himself up."
"...I don't believe you.."
"Excuse me?"
"I don't believe you, and I'm not sure if I can believe him in everything since he didn't confess it was an accident the first time, but what I'm believing is the fact that I'm getting tired of this." he frowned. "I am not a carrier to run between you two if there is an issue, especially with so many conflicting points."
"So what do you suggest we should do?"
"How about the two of you sit in a room and talk things out?"
"All alone? What if he should try something?"
"I won't be far from the room if that will comfort you."
'Damn it.'
"Now if you don't mind, I'm bringing Jonathan here."
"Very well."
*Few minutes later*
"Okay, now you two sit here, talk peacefully and don't do anything...adult, because I will hear you." said George closing the door and leaving the two, well mostly Jonathan, feeling uncomfortable."
'Why did father say it like that?'
"Tsk, so let's get this over with, why did you tell him what I did?" said Dio bringing Jonathan back to reality.
"Because you tried to make me out to be the villain in all this!"
"That doesn't justify you embarrassing both of us."
"So I should just shut up while you frame me for something I didn't do?"
"Well you ARE meant to be a gentleman."
"Yes and gentleman stand up against what is wrong, including false accusations framed toward them."
"Fair enough, but they also don't lie and say a lady is seeing strangers"
"Well at least I'm not grabbing at you inappropriately, besides I said that to help you."
"How is that helping me?"
"Well father will stop you from going outside and so you won't buy any booze."
She huffed before looking away with a frown. "You act just like my mother."
"...So you hated your mother?"
"Of course not!"
"But...I thought you hated me."
"You REMIND me of her, not making me feel the same as when she is around."
"Oh..."
"Gosh you are an idiot...well just like her to be honest."
"Hey! That's uncalled for."
"You mean a daughter calling her mother an idiot?"
"Of course."
"Well in my defense staying with me and my father is definitely an idiot choice."
"Maybe she stayed because she loved you?"
"Ha. That's a laugh."
"I think it's sweet actually."
"Mayb-wait, are you trying to distract me from what you did?"
"No, just being honest."
"Oh...well thanks...for that and for trying to stop me."
"What do you mean?"
"Well I don't appreciate you trying to make your father stop me from going outside by falsely accusing me bu-"
"Hey, it's not like you didn't accuse me of anything to make me look bad."
"Fair enough, but more importantly is that I appreciate you trying to help me with my disgusting addiction."
"Well it is part of my duty."
"And same goes for framing of prostitution?" said Dio making Jonathan's face goes red. 'Cute..'
"Can you please stop bringing that up!?"
"My dear Jonathon, that's asking the impossible."
"If I apologize will you stop?"
"Sure, if vampires are real."
"Now that's just ridiculous."
(In another universe)
"Oh, you are approaching m-!" said Dio to Jotaro before feeling his body shiver for a moment. 'Huh? What was that just now? Felt as if...Jonathan said I'm ridiculous? How can tha-!" thought Dio before realizing that Star Platinum started beating the hell out of his face.
"ORA!ORA!ORA!ORA!" yelled out the stand with a barrage of fists hitting the vampire all over.
(Returning to the story)
"Anyway point is, no need to apologize because it's useless."
"Fine, but can I ask you for something at least?"
"Maybe." said Dio before Jonathan came close to her ear and started whispering.
"Can you please play along with it and tell dad that you were actually meeting some men?"
"WHAT?! Why!?"
"You don't want to get more addicted right? So wouldn't it be better if we actively make sure you stay away from buying any booze? At least until you get over it."
"Jonathan...that will fail, it's useless."
"We won't know until we try."
"Fine, but under one condition!"
"Name it."
"You go along with my story as well and tell your father that you touched me, and that you enjoyed it."
"What!?"
"I'm doing that so it's fair, if I'm going to embarrass myself, then you are doing the same, it's either that or...well I start making some loud 'adult' noises for your father to hear."
"Ah! You wouldn't!" he went wide-eyed while she smirked evilly.
"You've seen what I do, you think THAT would be above me?"
"Tsk, fine, it's a deal." Jonathan said admitting defeat as they shook hands.
"Good, father we finished!" shouted Dio loud enough for George to hear an in a few minutes enter the room.
"So, did you two solve your problems?"
"Yeah, though Jonathan did use some violence on me."
"WHAT?!" shouted both the father and the son.
"Just kidding, just kidding, but I think we both have confessions to make." She smirked with Jonathon gulping.
"Well what are they?"
"Ladies first." said Jonathan.
"Fine with me, well father, remember what Jonathan said about me meeting some men?"
"Yes, what's about it?"
"Well...it's true."
"It is?" 'He wasn't exaggerating after all?'
"Yes and to be honest, we did 'adult' things I don't really regret it, in fact, if you don't mind of course, can I go to them whenever I want to?" she said casually putting George in shock.
"What!?"
'Oh no! Now she's really got father riled up!'
"Oh dear lord...your father entrusted you wellbeing to me and you are doing this!"
'To be fair he was the one who introduced me to this business.' "Yes, so what are we going to do father?"
"I am...I am sorry Dio, but I can't allow that behavior, you aren't allowed to get out of this mansion until you gain my full trust again."
'That will probably take some time.'
"Father...I also have a confession."
"...Please don't tell me you were seeing women."
"Well...not quite?" he admitted making Dio glare with him blushing. "Uh! I mean, it's more like...I touched Dio and...I enjoyed it."
'I can't believe I'm doing this but-' "Thanks Jonathan, but you don't need to say that."
"What?" again, both the son and the father said in harmony.
"Well I did agree to tell you the truth but made Jonathan agree to say this as well."
"But why?!"
"Just to get even with him really."
George and Jonathon stared at her with gobsmack expressions.
"I see, well since you didn't do anything I don't think it's fair to punish you, so you are free to go to your room."
"Thank you." said Jonathan awkwardly as he got out of the room.
(Later that night)
'I hope she is okay.' thought Jonathan who was getting ready for bed only to hear someone knocking on the door. "Who is it?"
"It's me." said Dio's voice.
"Oh, what do you want?"
"To talk with you."
"...No really."
"Come on, I won't do anything weird."
"I believe you." 'Kinda.' "But what if father finds us?"
"He won't, he's already asleep."
"Oh, well you can enter." he said as she carefully opened the door. He saw her in a white dress gown making him avert his eyes.
"Enjoying the view?"
"Sh-shut it, just what do you want to talk about?" he said as she came and sat on his bed.
"Well, I want to apologize."
"...no re-"
"I'm NOT joking."
"...Really?"
"Really."
"Fine, but for what?" 'She of course won't list all the reasons.'
"Well for killing your dog, beating you up in boxing match when you were clearly holding back though I believe that to your fault as well, making you lose your girlfriend, and trying to worsen your relationship with your father." she listed off without looking bothered. "I wish to apologize for all of them."
"I'm kinda fine with most of those, but...you still killed my dog and made me lose Erina."
"Well she didn't deserve you anyway, and I can take her place if you want." she said making Jonathan imagine her for a moment naked with dog ears and tail. "Why the blush?"
"N-no reason! And what do you mean that she doesn't deserve me?"
"Come now. A common girl like her compared to me? Unlike her, I can do so much more than be a simple house wife."
"Dio! We are siblings!"
"We aren't related by blood really, and I won't really mind marrying so..." Dio said with a faint blush making Jonathan cover his now tomato red face.
"Seriously, you shouldn't be saying this sort of thing."
"Well it's your fault for dragging this talk and not accepting my apology."
"You killed my dog!"
"And I apologized, so as a gentleman shouldn't you accept it?"
"My point is, I won't and I don't think I can forgive you for doing most of those things, so instead of acting on the past since you already made a huge mess, try to be a better person from now on."
"Under one condition."
'Of course.' "What condition is that?"
"Whenever I suggest our marriage to your father, you say that you started the idea."
"Dio!"
"Joking, joking!" Dio chuckled, "But yes, I will do my best."
Jonathon gave an unamused look. 'I just hope this will end well.'