Crazy trouble with love part 9
Female Cassetticons and Soundwave
Series: G1 Transformers
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-Earth, the Nemesis-
In the Decepticons underwater base is where said giant robots were doing patrol, maintenance, and of course following orders from Megatron who at this moment was in his private lab with Soundwave and Starscream.
"I still don't see why this test is even allowed." Starscream frowned. "This is a waste of perfectly usable energon that we should be using to defeat those pathetic Autobots."
"Silence Starscream." frowned Megatron while inputting data on the computer. "If I need your input, I'll ask for it."
"But Lord Megatron, I fail to see just how this latest plan could possibly help us."
Pow!
"Gah!"
"I said, if I need your input, I'll ask for it." Megatron rephrased with a harsher tone. "Soundwave, I want to make sure we have enough energon."
[Affirmative Lord Megatron.] nodded the Decepticon. [Energon levels are at optimal levels.]
"Good." he smirked before turning to a large antenna. "Once this beacon is activated, I will be able to sap the power from all machines on this planet, providing us with an infinite source of power to make more than enough energon."
"I still don't see why we should go through with it." muttered Starscream to himself.
"Starscream you fool!" Megatron glared. "Our energon reserves are decreasing because SOMEONE continues to fail at providing a steady supply of it, and who fails to end those annoying Autobots."
"Well it wouldn't be a problem if we actually had a victor for once."
"Silence!" Megatron spoke and turned to Soundwave. "Soundwave, activate the beacon."
[Yes Lord Megatron.]
Beep.
He pushed the buttons as the beacon was filled up with energon. [Energon flow proceeding without fail. It will be ready for optimal activation in one minute.]
"Good, make sure the levels are stable Soundwave."
[Yes Lord Megatron.]
Starscream huffed and crossed his arms while Megatron turned his back and looked at the cables. 'That fool Megatron's plan is no better than all the others. All it would take is one small failure and it would blow up in his face. Hmmm, blow up huh….?'
As the energy levels remained constant, Starscream moved towards the cables and-
ZAP!
Ripped them off.
'Now to find cover.' he thought before discreetly making his way out of the room.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
[Energy levels are destabilizing. Reaching critical levels.]
"What?!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
[One minute to destruction.]
"Soundwave stop the process!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
BOOOOM!
The beacon blew with Megatron ducking behind a table while Soundwave was sent flying and crashed against the wall with a pink wave hitting him and causing him to spark and spasm from the electricity.
[ZAZZZZAKJASHASDJAKKZZZZZZ!]
The place shook with Decepticons rushing to the sound as the room was filled with smoke with Megatron standing up and growling seeing the wreck.
"Whoever caused this will pay with their sparks." He growled. "Soundwave! Damage report."
[ZZZZAVZAAAAVZVAVAVVAAVAV.] he got out before going offline due to the damages to his body.
"Damn it!" he cursed as several random soldiers rushed in.
"Lord Megatron, what happened?"
"A broken beacon, nothing more. Now get Soundwave to the medical bay."
"Yes Lord Megatron."
(Later on)
Soundwave was laying on a slab while his readings were kept an eye on while a scanner was being used on him by Shockwave.
Beep….beep….beep….beep….beep...
And so far, he was still in status. Right now though he was unconscious with his body giving off a few sparks here and there.
"Vitals are normal, but the logic circuits are damaged. Better boost the energon levels in the IV's."
Beep….beep….beep….
Shockwave increased the energon pump and made his way out to leave Soundwave be.
Beep...beep….beep….
As the Decepticon rested, we see that something was pounding on the chestplate.
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
The door to the cassette holder opened up, with several of the tapes launching out and landing on the floor, each one sparking as well.
As they twitched on the ground, they started to glow a pink hue before turning into a viscous goo like substance.
(One Decepticon Symbol turning later.)
Beep...beep...beep….
Soundwave was still….still, but his readings began to slowly show a change.
Beep...beep...beep...
Although he was also answering the age old question, do robots dream of electric sheep?
Well….
(In Soundwave's head)
[Weeeeeee!] yelled a chibi Soundwave while riding a chibi Grimlock as the world looked like a happy paradise of flowers, candy and murder. [Weeeeeee!]
"Ahhhhh!" screamed a chibi Starscream while getting eaten by cotton candy monsters. "Too much cuteness! AHHHH!"
[Onward my ride, onward!] he called out while the dinobot squashed a chibi Bumblebee.
"MEOW!"
(Outside the mind)
Beep...beep...
Ping.
Ping.
The Decepticon slowly woke up while getting a massive circuit break in the process. He slowly sat up and rubbed his head before looking around. [I have wound up in the medical wing. My memory circuits point to the explosion from earlier. Running internal scan.]
As he did this, he noticed his chest was wide open.
[Chest plate active. Unable to compute.] he looked around and got off the slab while closing it up. [Error, unable to locate Cassetticons in storage. Must find them.]
That was when he got up and noticed the door was open as he walked towards it to locate his Cassetticons.
(Later)
[Activating scan for energon readings.] Soundwave said while looking around. [Scanning….scanning…]
His scans weren't picking up anything so far, other than the signatures of some Decepticon grunts.
[Scanning...scanning. Negative. Scanning again.] he looked around while not noticing a figure looking at him from a nearby floor.
'There he is.' they thought while hiding in the shadow.
[Scanning...scanning...energon source detected.] he said while looking around. [Location, this hallway.]
That's when he heard several footsteps and turned around.
[Identify yourselves.]
Silence.
[Resistance is futile.]
Silence.
[Identity yourselves or I shall be forced to eliminate you.]
Silence.
[Elimination.]
"Down here."
Soundwave looked down and held out his blaster. [Identify yourselves.]
"I'm under your leg boss." said the voice again while coming from Soundwave's left leg.
That made him turn his head down and ran a scan on the figure.
"Can't you recognize me? It's your ol' pal Rumble."
[...scans flawed. Lifeform is not Casseticon.]
"Course I am." spoke the figure, who was the size of a human, but resembled a fembot, such as Arcee, but with a more purple color tone with the Decepticon symbol on the chest, dark red eyes, a small set of hips and a C cup chest, white hands up to the elbows, feet that went up to the knee, with two shoulder blasters on her back and two purple wings on the sides. "Who else would it be?"
[...scanning error.]
"Come on boss, sure I look different with a bit of a makeover, but I'm still the same on the inside."
[...terminate.]
"Woah! Don't try that boss! I'm on your side!"
[Terminate intruder.]
"But we're not intruders." spoke another voice behind his other leg.
[Identify yourself, intruder.]
"Look down." remarked the voice with a growl. "We might be small, but we're not invisible."
He looked down and saw a human sized fembot with dark obsidian armor, silver legs and arms, a D cup chest and small hips, a long tail, pointed ears and teeth, dark red eyes, the Decepticon symbol on her left shoulder, sharp claws on her fingers and feet and two large rockets on her hips. [...feline? Humanoid? Error...does not compute.]
"Yes I'm a feline humanoid. What else is new?" she growled. "Rumble, did you try to make him angry again?"
"What no no. I was trying to get the boss to hear me out."
[Error...feline humanoids do not exist.]
"That's because I'm neither, it's me Ravage."
[...] he looked at the two of them while his logic circuits were starting to overheat.
"Master, you can at least tell it's me, right?" spoke a voice coming from a female while he felt something climb up on his shoulder. "I'm your most useful and used servant after all."
He turned and saw a fembot the size of a human with dark red arms and legs, obsidian skin, a pair of large silver wings with blasters on the sides, dark yellow eyes, a F cup chest and small ass, and had the Decepticon symbol on her left wing. [...error….error….logic circuits overloading….]
"Master, it's me, Laserbeak." she spoke while putting a hand on her chest. "I've served you dutifully for years."
"And hogging the spotlight." Rumble muttered out loud.
[Scanning….scanning….scanning….data is not adding up.]
"Want help?" said a voice from his right shoulder. "Hiss, birdbrain is bad. I'm a good spy and servant hiss."
"Lies! All you care about is treating everything like a business, while the rest of us follow orders as we were made to do."
"So?" said a human sized fembot with dark pink skin, purple bat ears, dark red eyes, a D cup chest and wide ass, with golden wings with rocket boosters on the sides and had the Decepticon symbol on her back. "Business is my line of work hisss. Right my business partner?"
Soundwave looked at her and scanned her, but once again, came up with an error. [Error...overloading...over...loading….beep boop blop...sheep….]
"You broke master you batbrained fool!"
"No, that was all you birdbrain hiss."
"Both of you shut it!" spoke up Rumble. "The big boss still ain't convinced on who we are."
"Unfortunately." Ravage growled. "The street bot is right."
"Don't ya start with me pussycat."
"Grrrr." she growled while glaring at the fembot
[Beep….beep….baaaaaaa….]
"Master, please snap out of it."
[Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.] he said while completely coo coo for coco energons
"Anyone got a bright idea for fixing the boss?"
(Later on)
"Boss? Boss? BOSS!"
[Baaaa.]
"BOSS! WAKE UP!"
[Baaa….error….dream sequence terminated.] spoke Soundwave who slowly started to snap out of it.
"It's not a dream boss."
He looked at the fembots before his logic circuits started to overload again. [Error...does not compute.]
"Trust me, this ain't what I call fun either boss. Especially with a bird and a bat going at it for your attention." she pointed to Laserbeak and Batrap, who were busy slugging each other in the face.
"He's my master!"
"Business partner!"
"Master!"
"Partner!"
"Master!"
[...what in Primus happened?]
"We told you who we were, then you passed out." spoke Ravage.
[Information terminated. Explain.]
"On what?"
[Everything.]
"Oh, well that's simple boss. The energon blast hit us and we turned into energon ourselves...and came back as fembots. Tiny human sized fembots."
[...data suggests that is impossible.]
"So is being half animal." Ravage deadpanned. "But me and those fools fighting over there are part animal."
[I must alert Lord Megatron to this sudden discovery.]
(Later)
Megatron looked at the small fembots with confusion while some of them were busy either bowing or just fighting either each other, cough Laserbeak and Ratbat cough. "Soundwave? Explain."
[I do not know, but calculations and data have revealed that these fembots were originally male.]
"What do you mean!?" Starscem yelled while pointing to Soundwave. "That makes no sense! And you expect Lord Megatron to believe that these creatures were your Casetticons? Did your circuits break or something?"
[Possibly. I ran a self diagnostic scan, but I was only overheated momentarily.]
"Lord Megatron, you must-"
"Soundwave." He said while interrupting Starscream. "Are you sure that your scans are correct?"
[Yes Lord Megatron.]
Megatron looked at them with Laserbeak knocking Ratbat down. "Speak you four, if you have those forms, then surely can still communicate."
"Yes." spoke Laserbeak while putting Ratbat in a headlock. "Lord Megatron."
"Uncle uncle hiss!"
"Then cease your fighting and explain to me how this is possible."
She let the fembot go and bowed. "Yes Lord Megatron, your servant is eager to please you."
"Ah….bitch….slag...hisss…" Ratbat gagged out while Rumble and Ravage facepalmed at the fembot's stupidity.
"Explain."
"We were transformed by the explosion, liquified into goo and then became fembots." Rumble said. "Kinda a weird coincidence isn't it? At least no one got slagged or frizzed, am I right boss?"
"How can that happen?" questioned Starscream. "We've had numerous explosions involving energon, and none of them have caused that."
"Perhaps it was bad luck."
"Or sabotage." Ravage growled while eyeing the second in command. "Especially when I smell traces of energon on you Starscream."
"W-W-What? I don't know what you're talking about."
"My nose can detect energon on you, like you were besides a lot of it, and it's very recent. So unless you were rolling around in energon cubes before coming here, it happened a while ago."
Starscream gulped while Megatron looked right into his optics. "You mustn't take that fembot serious-"
BOOOM!
And cue getting blasted in the leg.
"AHHHH!"
"Consider that a warning." he spoke as Starscream dropped down and held his leg. "The next one will blow your leg off permanently."
Starscream gulped while Rumble whistled.
"Man, that was some hardcore slag Lord Megatron."
"As for you four, have you lost the power to transform? I don't need loyal soldiers who can't do something that simple."
"Mmmmmmmm." Laserbeak mused while Ratbag gagged.
"Lord Megatron." She gasped. "Perhaps this is a business advantage in disguise. As human sized beings, we can make it into building and other establishments without issue."
"Yeah." Rumble said. "And we can transform." she then whispered to Ravage. "We can right?"
"I don't know, I never checked." she whispered back.
"...we are frazzled." she muttered while Laserbeak looked at Soundwave for support, with very cute eyes no less.
"I swear master, we can still be of use."
[Then a demonstration is needed. Transform.]
They nodded before they closed their eyes.
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[...]
"This is the slowest transformation in the history of Cybertron." Starscream muttered.
"Soundwave." frowned Megatron with a warning tone.
[Transform.]
They tried again, only for nothing to change.
[Transform.]
That was when they FINALLY transformed, but instead of their original forms, they became armored warriors with many of their traits infused into their helmets, visors, weapons and over all builds.
And yes, they looked like Power Rangers...no wait. This is the 80's, I meant to say He-Man's estranged cousins in spandex armor.
[...that is not what I suggested.]
"We swear boss we tried, but this is the closest thing we can do."
"Hiss, yes."
"This suit is itchy." Ravage muttered.
"Master hates me." Laserbeak muttered with a sad tone in her voice.
"Hmmm, not what I ordered, but if they can still fly, run, and fight, then perhaps this won't be a complete waste." Megatron said. "But you must keep an optic on these fembots. We do not need them to become leaks in the Deception's cause if they become Autobot prisoners of war."
[As you command Lord Megatron. Operation Babysitter operational.]
"Babysitter? But master, we can still be of use. We've always been useful for the Decepticon cause. We can just go back inside the chest storage and we won't cause any trouble."
[Can you succeed without getting crushed by your peers?]
"We….um…."
[Operation Babysitter operational, final discussion on matter.]
"You got it boss. A wise investment I'd say, hiss." smirked Ratbat. "After all, we can still come out in battle and take those Autobots by surprise, hiss."
"Suckup." Both Ravage and Rumble said at once.
"I am not hiss!"
"Now leave, I need to have some words with Starscream here."
'Oh no.'
(Later on)
Soundwave was busy looking at the data from the explosion while the fembots were busy trying to play a human game.
This game? It was called strip poker and they were TERRIBLE at it.
"Um, anyone got a four?" Rumble asked while holding some cards, upside down.
"Go fish." Ravage said while holding her cards sideways. "Got any Autobots?"
"No." Laserbeak said while using Monopoly cards. "Got any fifties?"
"No hiss." Ratbat hissed while using train tickets. "Go to slag."
"...does anyone even know how this game goes?" asked Rumble.
"No." spoke the other three at the same time.
"...well this is swagtastic." she muttered while throwing her cards down. "Let's break something!"
[Negative. No destruction.] spoke Soundwave.
"Aw come on! I'm bored here!"
[Option. Go pester someone else.]
"No!"
[Initiating father mode. Rumble, listen to your maker or you shall be grounded for ten hundred cycles.]
"You aren't my maker!"
[I am still above you in the Decepticon ranking.]
They kept on bickering while Ravage noticed that Laserbeak was looking at Soundwave with dreamy eyes.
"Ah...so dominating." she sighed to herself.
"Hey, what are you staring at?"
"Nothing!" she got out with a flustered face. "I'm not looking at master or anything!"
"Yeah, not buying it." She deadpanned.
"Uh…."
"Spill it."
"Um….I was looking at master's…." she gulped before blurting out. "Posterior."
"...you have issues."
"Shut up!"
Ratbat yawned while scratching her back. "Anyone else want to infiltrate the humans and steal their money? Anyone hiss?"
They ignored her as Soundwave picked Rumble up.
[Operation spanking mode operational.]
"Wait wa-YOW!" she yelped when Soundwave brought his hand on her rear. "YOW, what the-YOW!"
The three fembots looked on while Soundwave kept on spanking the fembot's rear. '...that is hot.'
"YOW!"
(Later on)
"Ow….ow….ow…." Rumble groaned while rubbing her rear. "Ow...that smarts…"
"You did fight with master." Laserbeak said while smirking. "You had that coming."
She glared at her. "Well I wasn't the one giving the boss the lovey dovey eyes."
Laserbeak blushed. "S-Shut up!"
"Make me birdbrain!"
"Maybe I will!"
Both glared at the other while Ravage pushed them away.
"Stop it you two, you aren't protoforms-"
"What's a protoform-" Rumble got out before being glared at by the cat fembot. "Nevermind."
"As I was saying, you two aren't protoforms, but soldiers of the Decepticon army, you need to set an example to Soundwave and Lord Megatron."
"Isn't that the other way around?"
She growled at Laserbeak, shutting her up. "Do you want me to rip you three to shreds?"
"Um no."
"Why me hiss? I didn't say anything?" Ratbag got out.
"You would sell us out for some energon cubes, from a contract, if you had the chance."
"...you got a point there."
"Look, we need to stick to what we do best, and make sure we can still pull our weight the next time we encounter those Autobots."
"You have a good point." Rumble said. "And I want to give them a rumbling they will never forget."
"Like the Dinobots?"
"That was one time my arms fell off! They surprised me, that's all!"
"Then make sure it doesn't happen again."
"You're not my maker!"
"No, but I am the one that will pull your head off of your body if you keep on making me angry. Understand?" She growled while her leg rockets aimed at Rumble's face. "Choose your next words carefully."
"...sure thing boss gal ma'am." she gulped in fear.
"That's what I thought." Ravage said as the rockets resumed their normal position. "Any questions?"
"Um….what exactly do you want us to do?"
(Later on)
Soundwave looked over the data while trying to find the problem to the beacon. So far he was coming up short which was getting annoying.
But that was when he saw that the main connector cables were ripped out by an outside force, and he had the security film from that moment.
[Accessing file 902-Gamma-45.] He pushed some buttons and watched the video, showing Starscream near the cables before he started to cut them, which confirmed what Ravage said before. [Starscream, terminate.]
"Master, shall I show this video evidence to Lord Megatron?"
[Yes. Confirm with Lord Megatron. Termination validated.]
"Yes master." Laserbeak said with a nod. "As you command."
Soundwave was about to return to his work before noticing Laserbeak was looking right at his face. [What?]
"Oh nothing, your optics were getting a bit of rust." 'And look dreamy too.'
Soundwave moved a hand near his optics. [I shall check myself over later.]
"Yes master." she said before transforming aka gaining wings and flew away.
[...strange.]
(Later)
"Hey boss."
[Yes Rumble?] he said while still looking at the monitor.
"Did you have a fembot before the war?"
[No. Relationships are irrelevant.]
"You sure? I'll bet you've run into a lot of fembots during the war who were into you and your position."
[No.] he said flatly.
"...not even a cute one?"
[No.]
"Oh." she looked away with a thoughtful look.
[The conversation is over.]
"So are you into bots then?"
[...]
"Well are you boss?"
[That question does that relate to our current objective.]
"Well, you did say you weren't interested in fembots, so maybe a bot suited your hubcap?"
[...no. I do not find bots or fembots interesting.]
That made her look hurt and disappointed. "Oh….any reason why?"
[This conversation is terminated.]
"Oh come on boss, tell me!"
[No.]
"Boss!"
[Initiating spanking-]
"Ok ok! I'll stop!" she spoke up quickly with her hands up. "Don't spank me!"
Soundwave looked satisfied at that while walking away.
'Damn it boss!'
(Later on)
"Alright you three, we need to talk."
"Um...why?" spoke Ratbat while cleaning her teeth with a toothpick. "And if this is about the energon transaction, no I'm not giving you a cut, hiss."
"I'm talking about the boss." frowned Ravage. "It's obvious we ALL want to get close to him."
"So?" Rumble said while Laserbeak was busy staring at an image of Soundwave.
'So dreamy~'
"SO, we have to figure out a way to get with him without trying to backstab each other."
"...isn't that what Decepticons do hiss?"
Ravage facepalmed at that. "If we don't show the boss we can be more than extra hands, then we'll never get him. Would you rather fight each other more than the Autobots?"
"Um….is that a trick question?" Rumble asked before Laserbeak snapped back to reality.
"Uh? What's going on here? Where is the master?"
"You were in dream land, weren't you? And you're supposed to be Soundwave's number one help? Ha!"
And cue her smacking Rumble in the face.
"GAH!"
"Fool." Ratbat muttered.
"You wanna go!?"
"Maybe I will!"
Both butted heads before Ravage shot them in the face with her rockets.
"GAH!"
"MY FACE!"
"BE QUIET!" she growled while baring her fangs.
They stood still and stayed quiet as mice.
"You're right." frowned Laserbeak. "If we keep this up, master will be too focused on the war to ever consider a special someone. We have to show that we can take up that role."
"How exactly?" Rumble got out in a squeaky voice.
"We need to go the extra mile and show we can get more done than one full size Decepticon. We might be small, but we CAN do a lot of damage if we use our heads. If we can do that, we'll get respect, glory, and master might look at us as more than just Cassetticons."
"...ok? But how exactly, our skills might not be the best at the moment. Plus we would look ridiculous to the organic humans."
"Simple.. We sneak into one of their many power plants, take it over, and make enough energon to last us for months on end."
"And sell them for profit, hiss." Ratbat smirked sinisterly.
"No you fool."
"Slag."
Laserbeak sighed while gesturing to the others to move in closer. "Look, here's how it'll happen."
(Elsewhere)
-Random Power Plant # 7701-
The workers were busy keeping the energy levels stable while unaware of the misfortune they will have very soon.
"Hey Mac, how's the readings in the lower levels?"
"Well so far it's been stable, but after last week's thunder storm I think the meters are a bit faulty at the moment."
"Yeah, maybe it's a broken circuit or something...want to get lunch?"
"Sure."
The two men were about to head out, but an explosion went off, making them fall back as smoke drifted in with the alarm going off as the four Cassetticons walked in.
"Nobody move!" Rumble grinned. "Or Ravage here will blow you to bits!"
"All you humans, leave or perish." spoke Ravage with a growl. "We're taking over."
"Ahh! Monsters!" One worker yelled before running away.
BOOM!
Only to get blasted by Laserbeak.
"Resistance is futile...and that line was bad." she muttered while any people who saw this, or heard the alarm, rushed to get out.
"Cowards, hiss."
"Now let's hook into the generator and get those energon cubes." Ravage growled while making sure the communication devices were disabled. "Before the Autobots show up."
"Oh please, with how easy we got in here, we'll be out and done before they know what happened."
They deadpanned at Rumble.
"What? It's true." She sweatdropped as they started to make the energon cubes.
"Don't go and jinx us, hiss."
"Just get the energon cubes ready." Ravage growled.
"Ok ok! No need to get your tubes in a twist!"
(One Decepticon Symbol turning later.)
"Alright, so far so good."
"How many were we supposed to make again?" Rumble asked while looking at the ten million cubes stacked on the floor like a pyramid.
"I'd say we have more than enough. But I just realized something."
"What?" she grumbled.
"HOW are we going to transport all this back to base?"
They looked at the cubes and shrugged.
"..."
"We could commandeer an earth vehicle." Laserbeak said. "But can we even drive them is the next question?"
"I doubt a puny earth vehicle can hold ALL this."
"Maybe an airbus hiss." Ratbat smirked. "Those flying machines can hold a lot of cargo, hiss."
"Or we could just float then down the dangerous and rust producing river nearby?" Rumble suggested with a shiver. "Because I ain't carrying all that cargo back."
As they debated how to move the energon cubes back to the Nemesis, we noticed that well….the Autobots were coming!
All of them driving in their vehicle forms before reaching the plant and transformed, spotting the blown open door.
"Looks like the cons just rammed themselves inside." said Jazz while Brawl looked ready for a fight.
"Careful, we do not know how many Decepticons are currently inside." Optimus warned the Autobot.
"Then let's blast them!"
"No Brawl, we still have diplomacy on our side."
"When has it helped our cause?"
"Um….well...with some humanoid species…"
"Not cons, right."
"..."
"Come on, if we toss a charge in, maybe we can smoke them out."
As the Autobots discussed their next objective, we see that Laserbeak just found the power plants video feed and saw them.
"The Autobots." She frowned as the other three took notice. "We have to move now."
"No way, I want to give them such a quake that they'll be feeling that for ages." Rumble said with a cocky grin.
"And get squashed, hiss?" Ratbat deadpanned. "I know when NOT to engage with a bad business deal, and THIS is one of them, hiss."
"We have to get out of here and fast. Grab as many energon cubes as you can and make a break for it." growled Ravage.
And cue the fembots grabbing as many energon cubes as they could, causing the pyramid to shake from its foundations being disturbed.
That was when the Autobots ran in, blasters ready and blades drawn, as they looked around and saw...no Decepticons around, just tiny humans in halloween costumes.
"Optimus, I don't see any Decepticons."
"Mmmm." he looked around before seeing a human with bat ears and looked at her. "Greetings, have you seen any Decepticons little human?"
The fembots froze while amazed that their fembot appearance had pulled one over on the Autobot leader himself. And they were DEFINITELY going to exploit this to the best of their abilities if they were smart.
"Uh...um, no, nope, nothing out of the ordinary."
"Um yeah. Nothing here boss guy thing."
"Just um….the clean up crew."
"Um….boop boop bop?" Laserbeak said while a little under pressure and thankful her master didn't see her.
Optimus laxed his guard and placed his weapon away. "Alright Autobots, search the area and take the energon cubes back to the Ark."
"Optimus, don't these humans seem a bit off?" asked Bumblebee.
"Yes, but it is halloween today. So these costumes are just for scaring humans and the like." Optimus said. "So leave them alone, they had enough fright from us to last a long time."
'Thank Primus!' the Decepticons thought in relief. They carefully made their way out while keeping what little energon cubes they had hidden.
(One Decepticon Symbol turning later)
-The Nemesis-
Megatron looked at the very broken body of Starscream while some robots were healing him with what little energon they had right now. "Have you finally learned your lesson Starsceam?"
"Ah...yes Lord Megatron…."
"Good, you will get to live, for now."
'Damn it...I will get you for this Megatron!' he thought as the Casseticons came in with some energon cubes.
"Lord Megatron!" Rumble grinned. "Look at what we got! Energon!"
He raised an eyebrow at this. "How exactly?"
"From a power plant, and listen to this, we made those Auto-slags think we were humans!"
"OH really now? And just HOW did you do that?"
"They thought we were in costumes." Laserbeak bowed. "And part of the cleaning crew. Optimus Prime was so convinced that they didn't notice us leaving with the energon cubes."
"Or the fact I activated a bomb in the energon, hiss." Ratbat smirked. "Which is about to be set off right about...now."
Megatron raised an eyebrow at this before feeling the ocean rumbling like an earthquake.
"What was that!?" Starscream screeched out.
"About ten thousand or so energon cubes exploding all at once." Ravage growled with a smirk.
"So you mean to say Optimus Prime could have possibly been destroyed by those?"
"Yes." all four said at once.
"You imbeciles!" he yelled making them jump. "Destroying Prime is meant to be saved for ME!"
"But isn't that a little….illogical?" asked Rumble. "I mean this would speed things up for the conquest of earth."
"Just be grateful I don't disintegrate you four." Megatron frowned as the four fembots gulped in fear.
'This isn't good.' all four thought in fear.
"Perhaps these fembots failed to set off the bomb correctly." said Starscream while trying to exploit this event to his favor. "And perhaps the accursed Prime is alive but without his Autobots?"
"I will believe it with my own eyes."
That was when Soundwave entered the room.
"Soundwave, escort these 'Prime Killers' back to your chambers, and do NOT let them out of your sight."
[As you command Lord Megatron.] he said while picking the four up by the scruff of their necks.
"But Lord Megatron, we were only trying to be useful!"
"You can ponder that in your chambers, now GO!" Megatron yelled as Soundwave dragged the fembots away.
(Later)
The fembots grumbled while finding themselves inside Soundwave's chestplate, which made them feel very cramped due to the other Cassetticons inside it squishing them between them and the chest plate.
"I remember this being so much more comfy." Laserbeak groaned.
"Agreed, hiss."
"Ravage, stop touching my butt." Rumble groaned.
"That's not me."
"Then who is then?!"
"Who do you think? Now shut up, some of us are trying to rest." remarked Slugfest.
"Yeah." Frenzy grumbled. "I'm trying to rest here."
"Zzzzz." Buzzsaw snored while Overkill was busy dreaming of electric sheep of doom.
"Not our fault it's cramped in here." Laserbeak frowned. "And stop squishing us!"
"When Autobots fly." Slugfest spoke while trying to get some sleep. "Now scrap off!"
"You scrap off!"
"No you!"
As the eight fought, we noticed that Starscream was busy dragging an offline Soundwave to an energon chamber.
'Damn it Megatron, you will rue the day you make a fool out of me! And the destruction of Soundwave will be a part of that ruination!' he thought with a grunt since this was harder than expected. 'But what has this bot been guzzling down? Rocks?!'
As he placed the body near the energon engine, we see that Starscream was getting ready to place several bombs around the body itself.
'Time to end this bot.' he thought with a grin. 'Once this is done, I will be the true leader of the Decepticons!'
But as he turned the bombs on, he noticed that the timer was sent for ten seconds, and that did NOT give him any time to transform or flee the scene of the crime.
"SLA-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
And cue the undersea waters of the dead rushing inside the ship as Starscream was flushed out into the blimy deep itself.
"AHHHHHHH!" he cried out in terror as Soundwave was sent flying into a wall as pink energy started to shock him in the form of lightning.
[ZZZZZAHAHAZZZXAHZHAHAHAZZZLAKA!] he cried out while his Casetticons started to spasm from the lightning.
This led to the remaining Cassetticons to enter an emergency stasis mode as their scanning sensors began to look for a new form to keep them from going offline.
For the fembots however….they were overwhelmed by pain and fainted on the spot. Completely unaware of what just happened.
The screen changed to Soundwave transforming into his alt mode while a voice said.
"The Transformers will be back after these messages."
End of Part 1.