Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 1-- Ducks and Prune Juice.
Disclaimer: I don't own Data, Picard, Worf, Riker, Geordi La Forge, The Q Continuum or any of its inhabitants. Gene Rodenberry does. The Evil Monkeys with Spoons own themselves and Sarah, but they don't come until later.
For some reason, Q, of The Q Continuum, decided to give all his powers to two thirteen year old girls named Frizz and Sarah. Why? I don't know why! How could you expect me to know why? So what if I'm the author, narrator and one of the characters! That doesn't mean I know why!
Anyway, he did and this is what happened.
Sarah: -Turns Q into a duck-
Frizz: Why'd you do that?
Sarah: So that he wouldn't get in our way.
Frizz: Good idea. Wait! Since when can you have a good idea?
Sarah: Since I became omniscient!
Frizz: O.K.
Frizz: -Turns all other members of The Q Continuum into ducks, and places them on a small planet with lots of ponds and stuff-
Sarah: -Brings herself, Frizz, Capt. Picard, Data, Will Riker, Worf and Geordi La Forge to a small desert island-
Geordi La Forge: Where are we?
Sarah: On a small desert island! Don't you pay attention?
Capt. Picard: Data, I want a full analysis of this island.
Data: But, we already know what it is.
Capt. Picard: I don't care! I want a full analysis!
Data: -Does a full analysis of the island-
Data: We are on a small desert island in the middle of a planet that did not exist until twenty minuets ago.
Worf: I'm hungry!
Frizz: -Makes ten gallon container of prune juice appear-
Worf: -Happily chugs prune juice-
Sarah: I didn't know it was possible to chug prune juice.
Will Riker: Never underestimate the Klingons power to chug stuff. I've seen Worf chug lots of things. Soda, orange juice, prune juice, the Captain's Earl Grey Tea…
Capt. Picard: So that's who's been drinking my tea!
Data: Why have you brought us here?
Frizz: Let's just say we're big fans.
Sarah: Really big fans.
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