Chapter 3: Enter the Chaotic one: Quick every one run!
The room seemed, still for a few moments. Kakashi cut the silence short, in his usual dulled tone. "Wow…You two are screwed." Inuyasha gave a weird look, as if trying not to laugh about how he put it. "Oh, gee, How reassuring." Hana said puffing her cheeks and giving a slight leer at Inuyasha and Kakashi. "Yeah, really!" Jaden, added in. he two of them didn't like the outlook he gave. "Hey at least its not me!" Chumley added in, giving the rooms tension a direct towards absolute confusion. "Man, I sure could go for some grilled cheese right now." He added into his statement. "Well I don't see why you just go get something to eat" An unusual voice…an unheard voice to the group chimed into the conversation. "Hey, who the heck are you?" Kakashi said seeing a young girl fixing the pillows on a bed. She looked up to everyone else, and nodded a bit before scuffing. "The queen…" "Oh wow, royalty." Naruto and Jaden said. They never caught the sarcasm. "It was a joke!" She tossed the pillow down glaring at them. "Opps…S-sorry" they said backing away from her. "Dolts…" Sasuke said standing back from the group. "Yeah, total dipwads!" Sakura said agreeing with Sasuke. "Cha! Sasuke-kun your amazing! You make every guy in this room seem so un-cool in comparison!" Her inner self spoke. As she blushed wildly covering her face. "Why, are you here?" Syrus said as he fixed his glasses. "I'm the maid for this inn, besides I thought it was check out time." She stuck her tongue out at Syrus as he backed away also. "S-sorry." He said, although he really didn't need to apologize. "Wait…but your three hours early." Alphonse said, quickly remembering. "Well you hunk of metal wearing dummy. You all made a mess that's going to TAKE three hours to clean. "She seemed a bit irritated now, probably because she couldn't get a thing done with everyone asking questions about her. "Why should they care?" She thought. "I'm just trying to clean anyway!" "Why would, a little girl be cleaning our room?" Hana thought aloud. "Little…girl! I'm NOT a little girl!" The girl yelled. The room was total silent. "Who said that to me!" Whoever shoved Edward forward was really going to be in trouble now; the girl thought that he called her small. "…You? YOU? Out of all the people---A chibi, smidgen midget tiny itsy-bitsy small—" As she yelled out her list of short insults Edward seemed to only become more and more angry. "--Lack of height, BEAN SHORTY!" She yelled out the last few words right in his face. "LOOK WHOS TALKING! You insignificant, parricide, bottom-feeding monkey!" Edward shouted back. Everyone else looked on in disbelief at the two arguing. The girl grabbed at Ed's 'antenna' and pulled on it a few times. "At least I don't have a five foot radio wire protruding out of my fore head! Or wear elevated boots!" Ed froze, hearing what she said. Kagome was whispering a bit loudly to Inuyasha "Wow…elevated shoes? Weird." Jaden nodded. "I never noticed that till now." Baston agreed with another conversation going on with Kakashi and Naruto. "He really is small." Now Edward was in a loss for words sitting in a corner of the room acting like a child. "Augg…you all suck!" "You think he snapped?" Naruto said poking him. Edward jumped up sending Naruto flying backwards. "augghhh His head hit my face! Ow ow owowwwwww" "You! Out! NOW!" Edward said picking the girl up kicking the door open, and tossing her out. "Oh snap!" Naruto yelled. "N-nii-san! That's rude" Alphose said as the door to the room slammed shut. The girl thrashed on the door wildly. "Oh snap!" Naruto said once again. "Ill make my father charge extra on the room!" "How can you do that? You're a maid" Everyone was asking. "Well…I uh…" The sound of footsteps filled the halls. "O-okay…then." Jaden shook his head. "I think she left now" Kagome looked outside the room seeing no one outside now. Alphonse was trying to calm Edward down but not doing all too great a job at it. They all decided to just keep calm, and try to ignore what happened. An hour or so passed when a small knock on the door was heard, Greed walked over and heard a voice. "Room service." Greed gave a confused look and said. "Uhh…but we didn't--" "Open the damn door no—Uh sorry. Well can you please open up anyway?" "S-sure?" Greed opened the door and the girl from before sprang out "HA! I'll get you for making me look like an idiot!" "B-b-but! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Fear the power of Alice!" The girl said tugging on Greed's wings. "Ahhh those aren't supposed to come off! They aren't even real!" "OH SNAP!" Naruto jumped up waching the two girls fight. "You're going to keep saying that…Aren't you?" Kakashi said to Naruto. Slightly annoyed. "I uh don't know….I think I picked it up from Hana." "Dumbass" Sasuke said shaking his head. Just then Greed tossed Alice into a wall. "OUCH! That hurt…" Alice said sliding down. "Enough now stop fighting!" Alexis grabbed Greed away from Alice. Syrus and Chumley kept Alice and her rage back as best as they could. "OH SNAP!" "Damnit Naruto, say it again and I'll punch you." Sasuke glared at him shaking his fist. "O-ohh..okay…" Naruto nodded. Ed jumped up and ran at Alice. "Lemme just get one good punch out on her, even if she is a girl!" Everyone didn't expect it; he was already grabbing her by the shirt collar. "OH snap--" Both Sasuke and Edward simultaneously threw there punches. One of the victims of which were KO'd. "Ow! That hurt Sasuke! Arrggg Right in the forehead" Naruto curled up on the ground holding his head. "Nii-san you hit her with you RIGHT ARM!" Alpshonse said panicking. "OH…Um I did?" He looked at Alice as she had a bloody nose and was knocked out. "Aggg! I PUNCH HER WITH MY WRONG ARM!" Everyone stared at Ed the girls glared at him evily. " Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap! I didn't mean to! "
They rested Alice on one of the beds. Ed was standing over her. He looked at her. "I should not have done that." He said to himself. Alice slowly woke hearing what Ed said. "Yeah you shouldn't have done that. You Chibi!" Alice said in anger. "Well I am a chibi what does that make you?" Ed said not really wanting to fight now. "Ummmm? You win battle but the war is not over!" She said. Ed just fell over.
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