Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 2 -- The Beatles.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Star Trek: TNG characters. Gene Roddenberry does. I also do not own The Beatles. Not yet at least. Sarah is owned by The Evil Monkeys with Spoons which still don't come in this chapter. I also don't own any of The Beatles songs. They do. Well at least the living ones.
Still on the desert island with all of Q's (who is still a duck) powers, Sarah and Frizz get very bored very quickly.
Sarah: I'm very bored.
Frizz: Yes Sarah, we know!
Frizz: -Makes four young men wearing grey suits and mushroom cuts appear on the island-
Sarah and Worf: Oh MY God! IT'S THE BEATLES!
Frizz: Worf, you're a Beatles fan!
Worf: All Klingons are Beatles fans.
Geordi: That was … unexpected.
Will Riker: Who are The Beatles?
Data: The Beatles; a very popular band of the nineteen-sixties.
Sarah: Not just a band, THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME!
George: -Walks up to Worf and stares at his forehead-
George: What are you?
Worf: A Klingon!
John (sarcastically): Do you have a name?
Worf: I am Worf!
Paul: Woof?
Worf: Worf!
Paul: Wolf?
Worf: Worf!
Sarah: Paul!
Sarah: -Faints-
Ringo: Shouldn't you do something about that?
Frizz: Oh, she'll wake up eventually.
The Beatles: -Sing "She Loves You"-
Frizz: -starts dancing (and very badly might I add)-
Sarah: -Wakes up-
Sarah: There so, so …
Frizz: ENGLISH!
Sarah: And they have English accents!
Will Riker: Stop! Stop that awful noise!
Frizz: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEATLES!
Frizz: -Turns Will Riker into a piece of cheesecake-
The Beatles: - Stop singing-
Paul: Why'd ya do that?
John: How'd ya do that?
Frizz: Sarah and I were recently granted omnipotent and omniscient.
Ringo: How'd you manage that?
Sarah: Let's just say, it involved blackmail.
Geordi La Forge: You ask a lot of questions.
George: Well here's one more, why are we here?
Sarah: Frizz and I are big fans!
Frizz: Very big fans!
Data: That's the same answer they gave us.
John: -Notices that Data has golden eyes and golden tinted skin-
John: What are you?
Data: I am an android. My name is Data.
Sarah: The coolest android ever!
Data: -Stares at Sarah-
Data: I am not cold.
Frizz: She means the most awesome android ever!
Ringo: We are not going to be very sane after this, are we?
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