Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People

Chapter 3-- A Penguin named Fred and Cheesecake

Disclaimer: Gene Rodenberry is dead and probably would not give his character up to me if he were alive. The Beatles own themselves and their songs. I think Geordi La Forge owns the Penguin named Fred. Sarah is still owned by The Evil Monkeys with Spoons.

Frizz and Sarah, who have recently been given God-like powers by Q (who has ceased to be a duck and started being an iguana), were not nearly as bored as they were at the beginning of the last chapter, as The Beatles have been singing nonstop since the story left off. Surprisingly, The Beatles were singing on their own free will.

However Data, Capt. Picard, Worf and Geordi La Forge were quite bored.

The Beatles: -Stop singing for a few minutes-

Frizz: -Grants herself and Ringo the power to fly-

Paul: How come he gets to fly and not us?

Frizz: Ringo and I have a lot in common.

John: Yeah Paul, like there both freakishly short.

Ringo: HEY!

Capt. Picard: -Walks up to George-

Capt. Picard: What do you call that hairstyle?

George: Moptops.

Ringo (Who is still flying): I call mine Arthur!

John: I bet you wish you had some hair, eh?

Capt. Picard: -Glares at John-

Frizz (Who is still flying): -Turns Capt. Picard into a piece of cheesecake-

Geordi La Forge: Now we have one android, one Klingon, four Beatles, two pieces of cheesecake, two thirteen year old girls with God-like powers and one human.

Paul: Yep!

Sarah: -Brings a Penguin named Fred-

Data: I do not understand the purpose of bringing a Penguin named Fred.

Sarah: To eat the cheesecake.

Penguin named Fred: -Eats both pieces of cheesecake-

Ringo (Who is still flying): Well I could have done that.

Worf: Why did you turn the Captain into cheesecake?

Frizz (Still flying): No real reason in particular.

George: This is all very strange.

Frizz (Still flying): Well we try to make it strange.

Sarah (To Geordi La Forge): Do you own the Penguin named Fred?

Geordi La Forge: No, but we've known each other for quite some time. My VISOR was his idea.

All: oO

Frizz (Still flying): Wow. That was really odd.

Ringo (Still flying): I've noticed that lots of things here are very odd.

Sarah: Like Frizz said, we try our best to make this all as odd as possible.

Sarah: -Brings Evil Monkeys with Spoons-

Frizz (Still flying): OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SARAH?

Sarah: The Evil Monkeys with Spoons are her worst enemies.

Worf: And you brought them … here. Why?

Sarah: Fun.

The Evil Monkeys with Spoons engage in a climactic battle with Frizz (who stopped flying). Unfortunately, I have neither the time nor patience to describe it to you so I'll cut to when the Evil Monkeys with Spoons lose.

Evil Monkeys with Spoons: -Leave-

Frizz: -Starts flying again-

Sarah: Finally! I am free from the Evil Monkeys with Spoons!

Data: I was unaware that you were under the control of the Evil Monkeys with Spoons.

The Beatles however did not take part in the fighting, and Ringo did not bother to stop flying.

Paul: In all my years I have never seen a battle between Evil Monkeys with Spoons and a thirteen year old girl with God-like power.

Worf: You're still in your early twenties. You have not had many years.

Paul: But I'm from Liverpool.

Data: I do not see how that is relevant.

Geordi La Forge: ……….

John: Where did he go?

Worf: Beats me.

George: He said he went to pick up some milk.

Frizz (Still flying and I promise this is the last time I will say still flying, they will be flying unless I say otherwise): And the Penguin named Fred is gone too.

Where have they gone? Tell me where you think they went! And review.