Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 5 -- The Actual Search for Geordi La Forge and A Penguin named Fred.
Disclaimer: Disney owns Jack Sparrow. The Evil Monkeys with Spoons own themselves. Please refer to previous disclaimer for other characters.
When the story left off the characters were just about to set off on their journey to find Geordi La Forge and A Penguin named Fred.
All: -Start walking-
Q (To no one in particular): Do you have any idea where we're going?
Sarah: Nope!
Data: We are going north-west of the island.
John: Why do you know that?
Data: -Chooses to ignore that question-
Frizz: I didn't know that you could choose to ignore things.
Data: I choose to be able to choose to ignore things.
Ringo: Huh?
Worf: He means that if he wants to ignore something he can!
Ringo: Oh.
Eventually they come to a large castle with a sign that reads "lair of The Evil Monkeys with Spoons."
Paul: Do you think it's safe to go in?
George: Who cares!
They enter the castle through the front door.
Q and Worf: That was easy!
Q and Worf: -Glare at each other-
Q: Micro-Brian!
Worf: -Mumbles something about airlocks and when he had the chance-
They wonder around the castle aimlessly.
Finally they find Geordi La Forge and A Penguin named Fred both gagged and tied to chairs.
Data: -Quickly unties both of them-
The group leaves the castle.
Sarah: Ya know, I had the sinking suspicion that we would get attacked by The Evil Monkey with Spoons.
All: -Nod in agreement-
They continue walking until they realize …
Geordi La Forge: We're lost!
John: How can we be lost? Three of this group have omniscience!
Q, Sarah and Frizz: Just because I know everything doesn't mean that I have a sense of direction!
Sarah: That was weird.
Q: Yeah,
it was.
Paul: I think I see something up ahead!
All: -Run to thing up ahead-
Sarah: It's It's …
Frizz: Jack Sparrow!
Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! How many times do I have to tell people it's Captain Jack Sparrow!
Worf: You're a pirate right?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Yes.
Worf: So do you have a compass?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: No.
Geordi La Forge: WHY DON"T YOU HAVE A COMPASS!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I traded it for rum!
Geordi La Forge: Uuuuggg.
Will they ever get back? Please review!