Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 6 -- Dj, Capt. Picard and Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Disclaimer: Disney owns Jack Sparrow. Gene Rodenberry owns the Star Trek: TNG characters, except for Q, who owns himself. The Beatles own themselves. Unfortunately, Michael Jackson owns most of their songs (but they don't sing in this chapter). Frizz owns herself and Sarah. The Penguin named Fred owns himself. Dj owns herself. Wow. That was really long!
Here is a list of all the living characters because now even I'm getting confused: The Beatles (John, Paul, George and Ringo), Sarah, Frizz, Worf, Data, Geordi La Forge, the Penguin named Fred, Q, Capt. Jack Sparrow and Capt. Picard.
When the story left off, the characters had just found Capt. Jack Sparrow who had traded his compass for rum.
Paul: How did you get here?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I don't know! I went to the pub, which is normal, I drank 12 bottles of rum, which is normal and I passed out, which is normal. When I woke up, I was here, which isn't normal.
All: -Glare at Sarah-
Sarah: What? I didn't bring him here!
Frizz: -Brings another 13 year old girl-
Frizz and Sarah: DJ!
Dj: Hi! What happened? I was sitting in my room listening to music and … OMG! It's JACK SPARROW!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN! Its captain Jack Sparrow!
Dj: -Faints-
Geordi La Forge: Oh No! Not another 13 year old girl with God-like powers!
Dj: -Wakes up-
Dj: I get God-like powers!
Frizz: No.
Dj: Some friend you are!
Worf: EGGNOG!
Data: Why did you say eggnog?
Worf: Because I haven't had a single line in ages!
Sarah: -Resurrects Capt. Picard-
John: Like we need any more people here.
Q: Mon Capitan!
Capt. Picard: Q! GET OFF MY SHIP!
Q: We're nowhere near your ship!
Capt. Picard: -Looks around-
Capt. Picard: Oh! Sorry. Force of habit.
Ringo: Do you two know each other?
Q: - Puts his arm around Capt. Picard's shoulder and squeezes him so hard that he turns blue and passes out-
Q: We're old friends.
Worf: Actually, Q, Data, Capt. Picard, Geordi La Forge and I, all know each other.
George: Well we figured that out.
Dj: I can't take it anymore!
Dj: -Grabs Capt. Jack Sparrow and starts snogging him-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: -Pulls Dj off of him-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: GAHH! I make one movie! ONE MOVIE! And every girl from here to Norway is after me!
Frizz: I wonder what'll happen when you make those sequels.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I'm afraid to find out.
Capt. Picard: -Wakes up-
Capt. Picard: Q! GET OFF MY SHIP!
Q: WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR YOUR #&$ing SHIP!
Frizz: Hey! I just realized, both Jack and Picard are captains of something!
Sarah: -Smacks own face-
Dj: -Mutters something about needing to make friends with brains-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Wait! I'm the one who's supposed to be the captain here!
Frizz: -Turns Capt. Picard into a book about the life of Shakespeare-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Thank you!
Paul: Why a book about the life of Shakespeare?
Data: Capt. Picard fancies himself a great Shakespearean actor.
Paul: Oh.
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