Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 7 -- Lava and the Borg.
Disclaimer: Locutus is owned by the Borg. The Borg are owned by themselves. I think. Entipy of Nothing owns herself. Please refer to pervious chapters for other characters.
Ummm… The most interesting thing that happened in the last chapter was that Picard got turned into a book about the life of Shakespeare.
Penguin named Fred: -Tries to eat book about the life of Shakespeare-
Geordi La Forge: No. Don't eat the book that used to be Capt. Picard.
Penguin named Fred: -Does what he is told-
Data: How did you manage to train your Penguin when I can't train my cat?
Frizz: You said CAN'T!
Data: No I didn't!
Frizz: Yes you did! And you just said didn't!
Data: NO!
Frizz: YES!
Sarah: -Turns Picard back into Picard-
Capt. Picard: Q! GET OFF MY SHIP!
Q: IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL TURN YOU INTO A NEWT!
George: No you won't.
Q: Why not?
George: They took that power away from you.
Q: Oh yeah.
Locutus: You will be assimilated!
Capt. Picard: AHHHHHHHHH!
Worf: Where did you come from?
Locutus: The Borg cube.
Locutus: -Points up to Borg cube-
All: -look up at Borg cube-
Borg cube: -Leaves-
Locutus: HEY!
John: What are you?
Locutus: We are Borg! Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
Paul: What is Borg?
Q: -Explains what the Borg is to The Beatles and Capt. Jack Sparrow-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: That is creepy.
Dj: I know.
Capt. Picard: CHEESE!
Entipy of Nothing: Hey! The cheese thing is mine!
Frizz: Sorry.
Entipy of Nothing: -vanishes-
Ringo: What just happened?
Sarah: Ya know, you and Frizz have been flying for like four chapters.
Frizz: -Takes power to fly away from Ringo-
Ringo: -Falls-
Ringo: OWWW!
Frizz: -Stops flying-
Penguin named Fred: I like cheese too!
Q: Me too!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: You can talk!
Penguin named Fred: Of course I can talk!
A fiery pit of lava appears out of nowhere.
Q, Locutus, The Evil Monkeys with Spoons, and the Penguin named Fred all fall into the pit of lava.
Geordi La Forge: NOOO! Not Fred! Anybody but Fred!
Q: - Appears in a flash of light completely unharmed-
Capt. Picard: Q! You're alright!
Q: Well duh!
George: I like pancakes!
All: - Agree, except for Q who does not eat-
Sarah: -makes a pile of pancakes the size of the Pentagon appear-
All except Q: -Eat Pancakes-
Sarah: I can't take it anymore!
Sarah: -Grabs Paul and starts snogging him-
Paul: -Snogs Sarah back-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Don't you hate it when girls do that?
Paul: -Stops snogging Sarah long enough to respond-
Paul: Not really. I'm used to it now.
Paul:-Goes back to snogging Sarah-
Data: I didn't say can't!
Frizz: You just said it again! And you said didn't again!
Data: No I didn't!
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