Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 8 -- Switzerland.
Disclaimer: All Star Trek characters are owned by Gene Roddenberry except for Q who owns himself. All other characters own themselves.
-Blink Blink- Nothing interesting happened in the last chapter that is worth mentioning.
Sarah: I like Switzerland!
Worf: Why?
Sarah: It has chocolate!
Ringo: I thought that was Sweden.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: What's the difference?
Q: The difference is that Sweden has snow and Switzerland has chocolate.
Geordi La Forge: But Switzerland also has snow.
Q: Well … Ummm …. That's beside the point!
Frizz: -Brings everyone to Switzerland-
Data: I do not understand the purpose of bringing us to Switzerland.
Dj: To eat chocolate! Haven't you been paying attention?
Large group of Swiss girls: OMG! IT'S JACK SPARROW!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN!
Swiss girl: GET HIM!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: AAAAHHHH!
Capt. Jack Sparrow is chased by the large group of Swiss girls.
Capt. Picard: Shouldn't we go help him?
John: Why?
Paul: It's every man for himself!
Frizz: I have terrible news!
Geordi La Forge: What?
Frizz: GRASS IS TAKING OVER EARTH! HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED IT'S EVERYWHERE?
DJ: Frizz, calm down. That is an effect of springtime. Go to your happy place.
Frizz: Okay, okay, my happy place.
Frizz: Oh No!
Dj: What?
Frizz: There's grass in my happy place!
Q: oO Have you ever been told you're insane?
Frizz: It's in the title.
Q: Title?
George: Let's go get chocolate!
All agree.
All go into the first chocolate shop they see.
Capt. Picard: Q, why are you getting chocolate?
Q: I'm glad you asked mon capitaine, you see…
Sarah: -Turns Capt. Picard into a newt-
Worf: Why did you turn Capt. Picard into a newt?
Sarah: He said "Q! Get off my ship!" again.
Q: No he didn't.
Sarah: Oh well.
Dj: -Feeds chocolate to newt-
John: Isn't chocolate bad for newts?
Dj: Oh. It is? Well, it won't hurt him.
Newt: - Dies-
Ringo: Oh well, nobody liked him anyway.
Frizz: We're loosing people left and right here aren't we?
Data: We have lost the Penguin named Fred, The Evil Monkeys with Spoons, Capt. Picard and Locutus. And Capt. Jack Sparrow is being chased down the streets of Switzerland by a large group of Swiss girls.
Paul: Better him then us.
Worf: That's five people in all.
Suddenly a piano falls from the sky and crushes Q.
George: Make that six.
Q: -Appears in a flash of light completely unharmed.
Worf: Why do you never die!
Q: Read my lips. I … am … immortal.
Entipy of Nothing: Hey! That's my line too!
Frizz: Sorry!
Entipy of Nothing: -Vanishes-
Ringo: Who is that person?
Sarah: Someone very strange.
Will they ever leave Switzerland? Will they ever eat there chocolate? Why am I asking you all these question? I'm the author! Just review O.K. I finally turned off the signed reviewers only thing!