Crazy trouble with love part 9
Carlota and Lincoln
Series: Loud House
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We find ourselves in Royal Woods, a quaint little town, and where our story is told.
Over at a home is where a white haired boy was peacefully sleeping in his bed, which was the bottom to another one right above him, oblivious to the snickering figure quietly slipping into the sheets beside him.
"Mmmmmm yes I'd love to be the mayor of butter town." he mumbled in his sleep as he was slowly being pulled to someone else's body when he found himself unable to breath. He moved a little and tried to breathe, but got a snicker in response.
"Dutch oven bro!"
*BRAAAAAAP!*
"AHHHHH! MY NOSE! IT BURNS! LYNN WHAT THE HECK DO YOU EAT!?" Lincoln shouted as Lynn jumped out his bed and ran off laughing like crazy.
"Extra beans for protein!"
Lincoln stumbled to the window and opened it up, gasping for air and coughing. "Oh man, that's rank and just wrong." Lincoln gagged as the stink flew out the window and killed the tree by his window. He inhaled the fresh air and looked at the viewers. "Sorry, but that's one downside to having a sports sister, she's one heck of a tomboy."
He moved to get dressed and yawned. "Of course being the only boy with six sisters isn't easy. Funny thing is I use to have more, four more actually. Yeah I know, ten sisters? That's crazy!" he shook his head. "But I live with only six cause our parents broke up when I was young. My dad took Lori, Leni, Luan, and Lisa, three of them older than me, and one younger. But it's not all bad. Our mom still works hard being a dentist assistant, and having more younger siblings than older ones is easier to manage than you'd think."
"Lincoln Breakfast is ready!"
"Coming Mom!" he called before running out of his room and spotted Luna exiting the bathroom with a sigh.
"Man, a shower is just what I need. Sup bro."
"Morning Luna." Lincoln yawned as she rubbed his head and he went into the bathroom to drain the lizard. "Ahhh That's a Relief." he sighed, peeing into the bowl and flushing it. After washing his hands he went downstairs where his mom was currently making breakfast while his little sister Lily was in her high chair kicking her feet. "Morning mom, morning Lily."
"Morning Lincoln."
"Wincon!" Lily squeaked, making Lincoln smile and kiss her forehead.
"So what's for breakfast?"
"Well I figured since I had the day off, I'd go ahead and make some good old fashion scrambled eggs with bacon."
"Alright!" Lincoln sat down and grabbed his fork and knife as Rita placed his plate down in front of him.
"Eat up." she smiled before she looked at Lynn and Lana, both of them eating into their food like coyotes and sighed. "Girls, what have I said about eating at the table?" Rita spoke with an annoyed look as they both gave sheepish looks and started to eat normally up until her phone rang. "Hold that thought, hello?" she spoke, answering it while Lola wiped at her mouth with a napkin.
"Lana if any of those eggs lands on my dress, I'm making you clean it up."
"Don't be so uptight Lols, you need more color than….whatever weird mix of red that's supposed to be."
"It's called Rose." she huffed while Luna munched on her bacon as Lucy looked at her plate and sighed.
"Mother forgot that I eat turkey bacon." she spoke in a gloomy tone as she slid her plate to Lynn.
"Alright!" cheered the sports nut who went right at the food without another thought while Lincoln helped feed Lily.
"Open wide Lily bug." Lincoln said as he guided the spoon of mashed peas to Lily's mouth.
Lily opened her mouth and bit into the peas, but when he pulled the spoon out she accidentally spat them out while giggling.
"Touche little missy." Lincoln chuckled as he grabbed a napkin and wiped his face.
"What? Really? No way." spoke Rita in surprise to her phone as Lincoln and the others jumped at the sound of their mother's shout.
"Woah, what's got mom loud so early?" asked Luna.
"No clue, maybe someone should ask?" Lola spoke admiring herself in the mirror.
"Not it!" spoke Lynn touching her nose.
"Not it!" Lana spoke doing the same
"Not it." spoke Lucy who already had her nose touched.
"Not it!" Lola spoke touching her pinkie to her nose.
"Ot it!" Lila squeaked using her hand to cover her nose as they all saw Lincoln was the only one who didn't touch his nose.
"Dang it." he frowned. "Fine, I'll do it."
*Rita*
"This isn't some sick joke, right?"
"Of course not Mrs Loud you're our grand prize winner!"
"That's…..That's….oh my GOSH!" she squealed in excitement while Lincoln walked over and saw her jump up and down with a smile. "That's amazing!"
"Uh, mom? Who are you talking to?" Lincoln asked as Rita picked him up and spun him around.
"Good news sweetie! I won that radio contest and now we can afford that trip to Aruba!"
"Really?!" he went wide eyed while hearing a loud gasp with the two seeing the other siblings listening in before they started cheering and jumping around together.
"Woohoo!"
"We're going on vacation!" they all cheered as Rita smiled.
"Alright kids settle down. I need to go get the tickets and make our reservations, but since other people also won the same contest it'll take a few days to get to the place so I'll be…"
"Leaving me in charge!? YES! THANKS MOM!" Lynn exclaimed as Rita facepalmed.
"No LJ you're not in charge."
"So that means I'm in charge?" Luna asked hopefully.
"No Luna, remember the last time I left you and Lynn in charge?" she spoke as they both gulped.
*flashback*
The twins held each other screaming their heads off as the entire planet was slowly being pulled into a black hole that had suddenly sprouted large skeleton hands that grabbed the earth and slowly dragged it inside the vortex.
*end flashback*
"In my defense, how was I supposed to know that weird doohickey Lisa left here wasn't a football?' Lynn said with an embarrassed blush.
"Lynn you'll kick anything if it's in the shape of a football." Lola spoke, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah sis just be glad Lisa managed to stop it in time!" Lana exclaimed.
"As I was saying, I'll be calling up a babysitter." Rita spoke as her children gave a groan.
"Mom, we're too old for a Babysitter." Lola whined as Rita rolled her eyes.
"Well you should've thought of that before your sister endangered all of mankind" Rita said as she dialed a number on her phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi Carlotta it's Rita."
"Oh Buenos Dias Mrs Loud, how are you?"
"I'm doing fine dear. Listen Carlotta I have some business to attend to so I was wondering if you watch the kids for a few days?"
"Of course. Granted I'll be busy for most of the morning, but I'll be sure to swing by this afternoon" she spoke happily, making Rita sigh in relief.
"Thank you dear, this is a big help."
"No problem." she replied before the call ended.
"Alright kids, Carlotta will come by this afternoon, which means?"
"Behave." they spoke together.
"And?"
"Be considerate."
"And?"
"And don't cause a big ruckus that might cause the cops to come by."
"Exactly."
*Ding Dong!*
"Oh she's here, be good Kids!" Rita said as she happily opened the door and Let Carlotta walk in.
"Hello Mrs Loud."
"Hello Carlotta, the Numbers are on the fridge and I put some Baked Salmon in the Oven." Rita listed. "If Lily gets fussy, she either has gas or is hungry, make SURE Lynn does her laundry this time-"
"NEVER!"
"And make sure that they don't get lost, or start a fire, or a house fire, or flood, or-"
"Mom!" They whined in embarrassment making Carlotta chuckle.
"Don't worry I'll make sure they stay out of trouble."
"Thanks Carlotta you're a Lifesaver, be good kids I'll be back with the tickets in a few days." Rita said as she left the house and drove off.
Carlotta closed the door and smiled at the kids. "So girls, and Lincoln, what should we do first?"
"Mud fight!" cheered Lana.
"Ball!" chimed in Lola.
"Lynn's funeral since I poisoned her orange juice?" Spoke Lucy
"Footba….wait you did what?" Lynn said.
"Video games!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"Poo-Poo!" Lily squeaked.
"Alright, we'll make sure to get through all that." smiled Carlota while reaching into her handbag and pulled out a make up kit. "Lola, I brought my personal products from home so we can do your ball in style."
"Oh my gosh! That sounds divine!" gushed Lola with Lynn looking at Lucy.
"You were just kidding, right?"
"I hardly kid, on many things that is."
"But you WERE kidding about the poison, right?"
"That depends on whether you're allergic to it or not." Lucy said as Lynn gave a Nervous chuckle.
"I also Brought something for You Lincoln." Carlotta said as Lincoln had a Light Blush on his face as she pulled out a Medium sized Box and handed it to him. "Open it."
Lincoln shrugged as he opened the box and let out a Loud gasp. "NO WAY! AN XBOX SERIES X!? HOW'D YOU GET THIS SO EARLY!?"
"Oh I have My ways." she spoke with a giggle as she kissed his cheek.
"...Hey Carlotta we have to….ummmmmm." Luna said with a thinking pose.
"Group Tinkle?" Lola suggested.
"Works for me Lets go!" Lynn said as the sisters all rushed upstairs leaving their brother and babysitter in the living room.
*Luna's room*
"Ok we all Know why we're here!" Luna said as they all Looked towards Lana and Lynn who were peeing in the corner. "Guys it's not really a Group Tinkle!"
"Oh Now ya tell us!" frowned Lana before the two zipped it and walked over. "Well then what is it?"
"Hello? Don't you remember?" frowned Lola with her hands on her hips. "We're giving Lincoln and Carlotta alone time."
"Oh yeah! Uh...but why?" asked Lynn, making Luna groan.
"Dude, it's because we know something's going on between those two. I mean don't you remember the last few times she's been over to watch us?"
"I do, I even had the moment's scrapbooked." spoke Lucy holding up a scrapbook and opened it. "It was around the beginning of the last month."
"Oh yeah that day mom let us throw that party!" Luna stated.
*Flashback*
The Loud house was currently lit up with lighting and jumping with music since there was a party going on, with no parents around to watch it. In short things got crazy really fast as usual.
"WOOOOOOOOOO STAGE DIVE!" Luna shouted as she jumped from the top of the stairs into the crowd below.
Said crowd caught her and carried her around while Lynn was in the middle of arm wrestling a guy her age who was struggling and sweating, and she was grinning.
"Come on, Francisco you can do better than that!" she exclaimed.
"I'm...trying!" he groaned, pushing harder with Lynn yawning and slamming his hand on the table.
"BA-BAM!" She exclaimed as he fist pumped.
"Chug chug chug chug chug!" the crowd shouted as Lana was hanging upside down and drinking out of a keg of root beer.
"LANA LANA LANA LANA LANA LANA!"
She threw her fists out as the soda ran out before they held her right side up. "That was BURP! Awesome!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The crowd yelled in awe.
"And so I told her 'girl, if you think that sash is gonna work with your eyes, then you need to get glasses'." Lola quipped as a group of teens all fell out laughing.
"Oh man, she must have been mad!"
"Not really, except AFTER I took the crown that is." she boasted with a hand on her chest. "Of course, with my good looks and talent, it was a shoe in from the start." she said as the lights dimmed.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS OF ALL AGES! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...L-MASTER AND LIL-TASTIC!" Luna announced as the spotlight landed on Lincoln and Lily, both of who were wearing shades and silver suits.
"LUNA!...drop the beat!"
"You got it!" she set a disc in the player before a beat started playing from the huge speakers.
Lincoln and Lily looked at each and nodded as they started to dance in tandem as the crowd cheered in a frenzy when they started to Moonwalk. Both of them doing it with expert ease and not missing a single beat, which was really getting everyone pumped up.
*End flashback*
"Yeah that was fun….too bad it ended with Townhall catching fire." Lola said uneasily.
"To think that day started awesome and yet...it somehow ended very badly" Lana shrugged.
"Wait, how did that have anything to do with Carlotta?" asked Lynn.
"Oops wrong flashback. What I meant to say is remember when mom let us throw Lincoln that huge party for his birthday?" Lana said.
*Cue the same flashback where everything happened the same way except for the ending with the dance number*
"Shhh He's coming!" Lynn shouted.
Everyone there quickly went quiet and ducked down with Luna turning the lights off.
Lincoln gave a tired yawn as he unlocked the door and walked in when he noticed it was dark. "Hello?" he said as he felt up the wall looking for the light switch. "Did a fuse blow?" when he found it and flicked it on, everyone jumped out.
"SURPRISE!"
(Leni: Merry Christmas!)
They all shouted as he took a few steps back in shock before smiling.
"No way!"
"Yes way birthday boy!" Luan chuckled as she placed a party hat on his head. "We figured throwing a surprise party would be way better than a normal one."
"Yeah so eat up!" Lynn spoke handing him a slice of cake on a plate.
"This looks good." he smiled while the other guests went ahead and handed out their own sleeves with Lincoln about to bite into it, but held off and looked at it with suspicion. "Wait, did Luan make it?"
"Nah bro, we made sure of it." Luna waved her hand. "It was all Lola."
"Yeah Lincoln I made it with love." she smirked with pride. "That and a little glitter."
"Wait what?" he blinked before chewing and coughed, leading to some glitter coming out, making the others chuckle.
"Relax Lincoln its glitter sugar!" Lola said as Lincoln cleared his throat. "Made to look flashy AND be edible."
"Yeah….thanks Lola." he said as Lisa handed him a warped box.
"Now that you've begun consumption of cake, now would be the time to receive gifts." she said as Lincoln pumped his fist in excitement.
"You read my mind sis!" He said excitedly as Lynn Sr and Lori brought over a rather huge stack of boxes.
"Happy birthday Lincoln, go right ahead and dive in." smiled his oldest sister.
"Awesome!' Lincoln exclaimed as he opened the first box and pulled out a pair of brand new shoes. "No way! The Limited edition Ace Savvy number 33 Air Gordon sneakers with Factory error Pink suit Ace and Purple mustached One eyed Jack!? How'd you guys get these!? Only 4 pairs were ever made and sold!"
"Lisa managed to help find a pair, unopened, and it was just a matter of us making an equal trade with the guy who owned them."
"What did you trade?"
"A new pair of designer shoes me and Leni had our eyes on."
"Wait, the ones you'd been saving up for nearly a year for?! But you had to work over time every month to get that close!"
"We know, but hey, by the time we got them they would have been out of season anyway. We figured this big thing was more important for you." Lori spoke as she and Leni hugged him.
"Awww, thanks guys." Lincoln blushed as Carlotta handed him a large box of her own.
"This is from me handsome." she smiled with Lincoln looking at the box with eager and suspense.
"Open it up bro!" Lynn exclaimed as he tore into the box.
"I can't wait to see what it is!" Lincoln reached in and pulled out a special book. "NO WAY! THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF ALL THINGS ACE SAVVY!?" he exclaimed as he passed out with a smile on his face.
Carlotta giggled with Lana poking her brother's cheek. "I had a feeling he'd like it, but I didn't think it would do that."
*End Flashback*
"Oh yeah and when he woke up he got a nose bleed!" Lana giggled.
"Exactly. Little Bro's crushing on our babysitter and I say we get them together!" Luna said as her sisters all nodded except for Lucy who had a frown on her face.
"How do you expect to do that Luna?"
"Simple dudette, all we gotta do is give the two some alone time, help give them the right atmosphere, and before you know it, those two will be all over each other."
"And that's when I punch them, right?" Leni said holding a boxing glove.
"No Leni, you don't." Lola groaned.
*Later*
Lincoln was in his room playing on his laptop as Lana poked her head through the door and pulled out a walkie talkie.
"Double Dipper to Fruit Ball, Double Dipper to Fruit Ball come in Fruit Ball!" she said as Lola picked up the walkie talkie and responded.
"This is Fruit Ball here and are you…..wait a se, why is MY codename Fruit Ball?"
"Don't worry about it, I see the target."
"Good, do you have the love darts?"
"Yes."
"Good, now to commence operation cupid's arrow!"
Lana pulled a small pink dart out and closed her eye, taking aim with it before tossing it while Lincoln started getting a video call from Clyde which caused said dart to fly out the open window and hit Mr Grouse.
"AHHH DART IN MY BOTTOM! LOUDS!"
"What was that?" asked Clyde on the screen.
"Probably Mr. Grouse finding a dart Lynn left behind." Lincoln chuckled as Lana threw her hat down in frustration.
"Dang it! Fruit Ball this is Double Dipper, commence Plan B!"
"So Lincoln, I heard Carlotta was around." smiled Lincoln's pal with said white head smiling.
"Yeah, and you'll never guess what she got me."
"Is it condoms?"
"Clyde, why is every answer you make condoms?" Lincoln droned.
"Because it never gets old." chuckled Clyda with Lincoln crossing his arms.
"Well then I guess I WON'T tell you that it was the biggest game system coming out."
"SHE GOT YOU A PS5!?"
"No you Twit! She got me an Xbox Series X!"
"Woah! I thought that wasn't coming out yet because of issues with copyright!"
"That's the same excuse Warner Bros gave when they refused to air the Adult version of PPGZ dude and you know it."
"Oh you are so lucky!"
"I know, and her getting me something that great really shows who her favorite is." nodded Lincoln with his eyes closed as Clyde gave a smirk.
"Your cheeks are red dude."
"N-No they're not!" he stuttered.
"I swear, you should really be more honest. I mean, how many kids our age can say they're into older girls who live with just her cousins? Speaking of which, and this totally has nothing to do with me, but has Bobby been working out any plans with Lori?" he asked while darting his eyes to the sides.
"Bobby knocked her up dude." Lincoln said to the now heart broken lad. Granted he was lying, but Clyde didn't need to know that.
"What?! They….with them….huh?!" let out Clyde with wide eyes.
"Yep and you would not believe what Lori's been telling me. Bobby's rough yet gentle, he picks up her and slams into her so hard she ends up seeing stars and is completely unable to walk for weeks to a month! Heck she's had to go to a chiropractor because Bobby fucks her so crazy she messes up her spine and she loves it!"
"Lalalalalalala! I can't hear you!" Clyde plugged his ears while shaking his head not noticing Lincoln trying not to laugh.
"But that's not all! Apparently she even has Bobby cosplay as you because she wanted to know what it was like to have pure raw unadulterated butt naked sex with you!"
"Oh god! I'll call you back! It's cutting out!" cried Clyde before the video went dead making Lincoln hold his stomach and burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Knowing Clyde he'll be jacking it for days!" he laughed.
As that happened, Leni was going over news regarding the latest fashion trends with Carlotta to try and break the ice for her part of the plan, and Luan was watching to make sure Leni didn't forget.
"So Carlotta tell me…..do you think Lincoln is cute?' she asked as Luan pumped her fist.
'Way to go Leni, start off small!' she thought..
"Lincoln? Well yeah." replied the girl casually.
"Like really cute?"
"Yeah."
"Like really really cute?" asked Leni with Carlotta raising an eyebrow.
"Uh, sure?"
"Oh okay than…...did you know his Pee-Pee is Like really big?"
Luan just dropped her mouth before falling over in disbelief that Leni just said that.
Carlotta went wide eyed with Leni oblivious and kept going.
"I mean like I know it's big, but I mean bigger than a hand. Like….oh! Like bigger than a roasted ham for thanksgiving!"
'So much for that.' Luan thought as unaware to Leni who was prattling on, she didn't notice Carlotta getting a small nose bleed.
"And uhhh….is it….veiny and thick?" Carlotta asked.
"Totally it's thicker than a milkshake!"
"And you would know this how exactly?"
"Oh that's easy, last week Lana busted the water main and we had limited water so we had to share a bath with each other. We called it the bath buddy system. I mean really, Lincy was such a good bath buddy he scrubbed me down really good and we even played a game of water cats."
"Water cats?"
"Yeah, Lincoln went under the bath water and he used his tongue to clean my privates. I don't know why, but it felt amazing! I'm just glad he didn't get mad at me for peeing on him when he was done, but afterwards he covered his thingy in soap and said he wanted to use it to clean my colon!"
Carlotta's eyes widened more while covering her nose quickly from the image while Lynn looked around the corner after spotting the down Luan.
"You okay Luan, what's wrong?"
"...Leni's telling Carlotta about the game of water cats she played with Lincoln." the funny one responded as Lynn heavily blushed.
"...ya know Lincoln's lucky mom had to work that day…"
"That's not the point! At this point she'll get weirded out and our plan will fall apart!"
"Well be glad Leni didn't mention the part where…"
"And then Lincoln yelled and the next thing I knew my belly was filled with soap and I kinda looked like a pregnant lady. My stomach stayed like that for about 5 days!" Leni as Lynn face palmed.
"Never mind."
"Uh….excuse me, I have to powder my face." Carlotta said as she quickly ran up to the bathroom.
"LENI!" Luan exclaimed. She ran over and started shaking the older sibling. "What was that!?"
"I was telling Carlotta about how Big Lincoln's Pee-Pee is….I thought girl's loved that?"
"Well yeah some do….but…..ugh never mind." Luan said as she pulled out her radio. "Bubblebutt this is Chicken Skin, Mouthwash blew it, commence plan C!"
"Can do Brah! Plan C is under…..wait My Codename's bubblebutt!? It happened one time!"
"Luna you knew what we were gonna do the moment you drank Lisa's homemade soda and your butt began to inflate." Luan chuckled.
"You make one pun about it and Mr. Coconut is gonna get it later!"
*Later*
Lincoln and Carlotta were watching a movie on TV with the twins as Luan poked her head around the corner.
"Alright Ball Hog commence Plan C!" She told Lynn who put on her ninja suit.
"This is gonna work no doubt." she inhaled before jumping out in the living room. "Hiya!"
"Ahhh! Ninja!" the twins fake shouted as they ran away making Luna sigh.
"This was plan C? Ninja attack?"
"Hey Lynn." they both said as the ninja began to sweat.
"DANG IT! COVERS BLOWN! ABORT ABORT!" she shouted as she threw down a smoke bomb.
*Later again*
"Alright Brah's, now it's time for Plan Q!" Luna exclaimed.
"Agreed, especially since Plan T involved being chased by a pack of wild dogs!" Lola yelled looking at her twin who shrugged.
"It's not my fault you didn't let them pee on you. It's the best way to get them to trust you."
"Luna how can you be sure plan Q will work?"
"Because it's my plan." Lucy said, appearing out of nowhere.
"We're doomed." Lola sighed.
Lucy ignored her and pulled out three jars. One was filled with green liquid, another had blue liquid, Lucy poured both in the third jar and placed the top on it and shook it up before walking out and spotting the two still on the couch. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Lucy yelled, surprising everyone as she threw down the jar and an aquamarine mist filled the living room as Lucy quickly pushed her sisters back into Luna's room and slapped gas masks on all of them.
"Lucy what was that?"
"Lust bomb."
"Bomb?! Oh my gosh! We have to call 811!" cried out Leni in a panic.
"That's 911 Leni and No we don't. The bomb I made also had a love potion so once they're done rutting like two angry gorillas in heat they'll wake up and fall in love." Lucy said simply.
"Wait! You mean to say you had that this entire time?" frowned Lola. "Why didn't you tell us!?"
"I like watching you fail."
Her sisters all stared at her in annoyance, minus Leni who put her ear against the door.
"Hey guys, I think I hear something."
The others all put their ears onto the door and wall and blushed at what they heard.
"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME! SEX SEX SEX! IMPREGNATE! IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE!" They heard Lincoln bellow out.
"OH FUCK YES! GIVE ME IT ALL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" Carlotta yelled as Lincoln let out the Stock angry Chimp Screech as the girls noticed the walls shaking.
"Should we…...do something?" Lana asked.
"You do it if you want, I'm not going out there." spoke Lola moving away from the door.
"Wow, he sounds like he's going all out." remarked Lynn with a chuckle. "Next time he won't say he can't keep up with me next time I need a sparring partner."
"Agreed Lynn, next time our brother will have no excuse as to why he won't rape my throat with his girth." Lucy spoke.
"Wait what!?"
"Who we talkin' 'bout?"
All of them stared at Lucy with wide eyes and slowly backed away.
*4 hours later*
Luna gave a yawn as she noticed the others had all fallen asleep in her room. When she opened the door she was greeted with a loud "FUCK YES! STAB THAT DICK IN MY WOMB! GIVE ME TONS OF BABIES!"
Luna quickly closed the door as lLla woke up with an eye twitch.
"How long are they gonna keep this up?"
"Until Lincoln impregnates her or until the potion wears off." Lucy yawned as they all heard a loud elephant noise as the shaking stopped.
"Aw man, I was getting used to it." remarked Lana.
"Guys shhhhh do you hear that?" Lola said as they noticed the noise stopped.
"Finally, they stopped!" Lynn said in relief as they carefully opened the door, slowly crept downstairs, and noticed the entire staircase was sopping wet. "Uh…."
"I'm not cleaning that up!" spoke Lola quickly.
"Damn, who knew Lincoln had so much stress built in him." Luan said.
"What makes you say that?" Leni asked as they saw the entire dirty green living room carpet was now purely snow white.
"Uh….call it a guess." she said as they saw Lincoln and Carlotta snuggling on the couch …..in the nude.
"Let's give them alone time." spoke Lucy.
"Agreed!" they all said as they slowly walked back upstairs.
That went unnoticed to Lincoln and Carlotta with said hispanic sighing.
"Wow….I've never felt like that, ever."
"Yeah me neither honestly, that was amazing!" Lincoln said with a chuckle.
"Was it better than your sister?" she asked, making him freeze up and gulp.
"Uh, I don't know what you mean."
"Leni told me all about it Mr water cats." Carlotta giggled.
"In my defense her boobs and ass are as big as yours and she wasn't exactly making it easy." he said with a blush.
"It's alright, I'm not mad, but I am kinda jealous she took your first."
"Well we had anal sex, not vaginal." he responded as she kissed his cheek. He smiled and looked away before taking a deep breath. "Honestly, I never figured this is how it would happen with you. I kinda always imagined you and me going out on some dates, then maybe reaching this part, I mean if you were actually into me like that."
"Of course I am." she told him with a smile.
"Wait, really?" he looked up at her in shock.
"Yeah, you're cute, handsome, and funny. Any girl would want you and that sexy white hair of yours."
"But aren't you a little weirded out? I mean, the whole 'younger guy into you' sorta thing? I mean you're kind, awesome, pretty, I'm kinda surprised you don't have a boyfriend now."
"Lincoln, my grandmother knows magic." she said with a chuckle.
"Okay fair point."
"Besides, if you really think about it, this kind of relationship makes things way more exciting."
"Hehehe yeah, I guess you're right."
"We better get some rest, I don't think I can move right now." Carlotta said as Lincoln noticed she could hardly move her upper and lower body.
"Yeah, agreed." he laid his head in between her breasts as she held him.
"Just so you know, this means you can't go off and cheat on me with Ronnie Anne." she teased.
"Ronnie Anne? What's a Ronnie Anne?"
"Good boy."
*Later*
It was now night and Rita was walking back inside dead tired from work. "Ugh, if I hear one more person ask 'hey, what's this weird sore on my arm?' one more time, I'm gonna go crazy." The Loud matriarch said as she noticed the whole house was clean as the girls Lincoln and Carlotta were all watching tv.
"Hey Mom!"
"Hi Mrs. Loud."
"Hey kids, were you all good for Carlotta?"
"Of Course they were, they were angels….well most of them." she chuckled.
"That's wonderful. I'm gonna go to bed kids, be sure you cut off all the lights when you're done with TV." Rita yawned as Carlotta stood up.
"Well I better get going." she yawned tiredly. "I'll be open for any more babysitting time, so just give me a call if you need me to watch over them."
"That'll be great because I have a business meeting next week with the head of dental." Rita said as she paid Carlotta and allowed her to leave.
"Hey mom, think we could come with?" asked Luna. "It's been a while since Lincoln's been home alone, so maybe we could give him a break and let Carlotta watch him."
"Are you girl's sure? It's going to be about 19 hours long." Rita said with a raised eyebrow.
"Wait what? Since when did we-ow!" Lola was cut off from Lana elbowing her with a look making the girl glare and roll her eyes. "Yes mom, can we come on the 'fun' trip?"
"Well okay, but I hope you girls have a taste for some Limburger Onion and Liver Lasagna cause that's what being served."
"Boy, that sure sounds TOOTH fun to be true, hahaha! Get it?"
"Boooooo." Lily exclaimed as Rita went upstairs to her room leaving the louds and Carlotta.
"Time for my goodbye hugs!"
Each of the sisters went ahead to give Carlotta a hug, with Lincoln being the very last.
"Well….I guess I'll see you next week?" he said as she planted a big smooch on his cheek.
"Oh you can count on it handsome." she winked.
"Awwwwww!" The girls all cooed as Lincoln blushed.
*Later at 2 AM*
Leni quickly sat up in bed screaming as she rushed to Luna's room. "LUNA LUNA WAKE UP WAKE UP!"
"Ugh….Leni, I swear if this is you waking me up because of another spider, I'm getting Lynn." grumbled the rocker under her covers.
"No not that! I just realized something! That wasn't a game Lincoln and I were playing! We were having Sex!"
"...go back to sleep Leni."
"And that wasn't soap! It was baby juice!"
"Leni go to bed!"
"And that wasn't my belly, he filled my womb. I could've gotten pregnant!
"LENI! BED NOW!"
"What am I-" she was cut off from Mr. Coconut hitting her in the head, making her fall back with spinning eyes while Luan sat up in her bed with a frown.
"Sure Leni's hot, but I always knew she was a Knockout!"
Luna groaned while chuckling to herself and covered her head with her pillow.