Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People

Chapter 9 -- An Enormous Hedgehog Named Norman Saying "Dinsdale?"

Disclaimer: Norman is owned by Monty Python. I only own Frizz, because I am Frizz, and I own myself. I think.

Norman is from the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode "Face the Press."

When the story left off, the characters were in Switzerland and Capt. Jack Sparrow was being chased by psychotic Swiss girls. And Dj killed Capt. Picard.

Sarah: -Brings everyone (including Capt. Jack Sparrow) back to the desert island on the small planet-

Capt. Jack Sparrow: Glad that's over.

Frizz: Did you know that there is an enormous hedgehog named Norman following me around saying "Dinsdale?"

George: What!

Geordi La Forge: You're insane!

Worf: You just figured that out?

Geordi La Forge: No. I figured it out when they turned Riker into cheesecake.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Q: Where did you come from?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Frizz: See! I was right! HAHAHAHAHA!

Norman: Dinsdale?

Data: Why does he keep saying Dinsdale?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Frizz: All he can say is Dinsdale

Norman: Dinsdale?

John: Will you shut up!

Norman: Dinsdale?

Sarah: That is really starting to annoy me.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Q: But, I'm the one who's supposed to annoy people!

Norman: Dinsdale?

Dj: I'm bored.

Sarah: -Sends Dj back to where ever she was before she came here-

Norman: Dinsdale?

Q: -Resurrects Capt. Picard-

Ringo: You can resurrect people?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Q: I don't remember being told I couldn't.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Capt. Picard: Q! Get off my …

Sarah: -Put hand over Capt. Picard's mouth to keep him from saying ship-

Norman: Dinsdale?

Paul: I thought that they took all your powers away.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Frizz: Not all of them. Just the fun ones.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Capt. Jack Sparrow: Who is he looking for that's named Dinsdale?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Capt. Picard: Ohh! I know this! I love Monty Python! He's looking for Dinsdale Piranha, who escaped from jail!

Norman: Dinsdale?

Frizz: You like Monty Python?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Capt. Picard: Who doesn't?

All: -Agree that they like Monty Python-

Norman: Dinsdale?

Frizz: Ya know Norman is very useful. Without him this chapter would be half the length that it is.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Worf: Isn't it weird that we've all seen Monty Python?

Norman: Dinsdale?

Data: I have seen every episode of Monty Python ever recorded and I must say it is rather entertaining.

Norman: Dinsdale?

Yes, I know that was stupid but I couldn't resist. Review or be cursed by Norman!