Crazy trouble with love part 9

Female Reality Gems and Danny

Series: Danny Phantom

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Over in Amity Park, the camera was zooming down near a park bush which showed three gems: a square ruby, a rhombus topaz, and a circular sapphire. These were the Reality Gems.

Normally they'd be dust and nothing since Danny destroyed the gauntlet, but the actual power for the gauntlet was stronger than a simple ghost ray, meaning when it was destroyed they actually survived and just landed in a secluded spot that no one ever found them.

But the gems themselves were aware and were upset. Each one sentient and capable of thought of what happened, especially regarding the halfa. And quite frankly, they were angry.

All three glowed while having a little talk.

'Oooh, this is driving me crazy!' remarked the ruby. 'I feel like I'm gonna go stir crazy!'

'We know.' remarked the other two with sighs. 'You keep saying that every second.'

'Well it's true! Now that we're free of that stupid gauntlet we should be able to reform and get out of these stupid jewel forms!'

'It takes time, we've been like this for millenia, it's not that easy to undo right away.' remarked the sapphire.

'Well I wish I could go around and change this drab place into something more appealing. I mean really, some of these weeds look like they've been here for months.' spoke the topaz.

'Focus you two! We need to worry about how we're gonna get revenge on that ghost boy.' fumed the ruby.

'First it was about being free, and now it's revenge, make up your mind.' Thought the sapphire as she rolled her eyes. 'If anything we should be thanking him, if he hadn't destroyed that gauntlet we would still be trapped.'

'But now we can't use our powers! Another thing to be furious about!' She roared out in anger, unaware the gem was starting to crack.

'I feel like that would have been a problem regardless if he destroyed the gauntlet or not, at least now we have a chance to free ourselves instead of being enslaved to the gauntlet.'

'We need to stay calm and keep our composure, our power will come back in time.' Reassured the yellow gem. 'We just need to be patient. In fact, I'm starting to feel stronger right now.'

'I'M NOT!' let out the ruby while more cracks came across it with it glowing. 'I JUST FEEL MORE AND MORE ANGRY!' It roared before there was a thundering explosion from the gem as it burst open. "AAAAHHHHH!"

The other two gems went flying back from the sudden burst of power, while the broken parts of the ruby slowly stopped glowing as what looked like a red mist floated above them.

"Ha….Ha….. it seems you were right, our power did come back in time….. Hehehehehe!" laughed the mist as it whirled and spun around, a pair of eyes appearing on it while having no real form, other than two arms that popped out from it. "Look at me! Free as a bird after so many years!"

'That's nice, now how about you free us now, huh?' The blue gem thought in irritation.

"Oh shut up and let me have this!" She snapped as she stretched out. "Oh, oh, this feels amazing, I feel my old power returning every second!"

'I'll bet it does.' remarked the topaz as the red mist stretched out with a chuckle. 'Just don't take too long.'

"I won't, I won't, just let me test my power quickly." She said as she glanced around before spotting a tree. "Perfect."

'Ugh, just hurry.' The sapphire thought as it's gem began to crack as well.

The mist held out it's hand and fired a red beam which hit the tree. Said tree didn't seem to change before it began to shake with it's branches slowly twitching and bending down, along with an open mouth and angry eyes appearing on it.

"RAAAAAHHHHH!"

"Haha, yes! Still got it!" Laughed the mist as the tree ripped itself up from the ground and started walking off.

As she laughed she was caught off guard as there was a blue explosion behind her.

"Yeah! Free at last!"

It turned around as a blue mist rose up from the broken blue gem. "So, you finally decided to join the party, huh Fantasy?"

"Yes, on my own since you were dragging your nonexistent feet." The cloud huffed before spotting the tree stumbling away. She pointed her hand at it and sent a beam of blue power at it. When it hit, the tree stopped and blinked before it glowed blue, and turned into what was a beautiful cherry blossom tree. "There, much better."

"Lame!"

"Hey, I JUST got back my powers, you know it'll be awhile before we're back to full power!"

'Ahem? Forgetting someone?'

"Ah, right, hey Form, you good?"

'Need a little push here.'

"Ok." Life said as she walked over before forming a fist and slamming it down on the yellow gem.

'Hey watch it!' yelled Form as the gem broke apart before a yellow mist rose up.

"Hey, you said you needed help, right?"

"I didn't mean like that." Remarked the mist while forming arms to cross them.

"Well, it worked, right? Now then, how's your powers?"

"Let's see." the mist held out its arms at a bush before firing a yellow beam, causing the bush to glow and suddenly transform into a box of toothpicks. "Working like a charm."

"Awesome, now then, I say we're long overdue to have some fun, don't you girls agree?"

"It'd be a waste to NOT do something for ourselves, especially after letting that clown make use of OUR powers." Growled Form as the others nodded. "I don't know about you girls, but after millenia of being stuck in those fucking gems I'm ready to go nuts!"

"Yeah, it's time to cut loose!"

"This time WE get to do what WE want, and not someone else."

"Yeah!" They shouted with grins as they began to move forward, the air around them shimmering with power.

(5 minutes later)

Eventually the misty beings reached the edge of town, except now they were more clear and didn't look like colorful smoke clouds anymore.

"So these are the new towns of this time? Wow… this is much more impressive than mud huts."

"Yeah, I don't see any dirt roads, just black earth as far as the eye can see." Form said as she looked out in wonder before grinning. "This is gonna be fun~"

"The only big question is, where to start?" Hummed Fantasy as they moved forward down the road, only to be shocked as a car drove through them. "Woah! What was that?!"

"I don't know! But whatever it is it's going down!" Shouted Form as she shot a yellow beam at the car, changing it as it began to change into a large, metal dragon. "Huh…. that wasn't right, I think I might be a bit rusty."

"That's putting it mildly." chuckled Life while floating by what looked like a clothing store, only to stop and look inside. "Hey, look at this."

"I… I think this is a marketplace for clothing!"

"Amazing!"

"Look at those clothes."

"I think it's time I try my hand at making a real form, and where better to test it~"

The three mist being rushed into the store as they looked around in excitement. The clothes that were on display weren't your average everyday clothes, but ones featured from various nations as part of a huge bargain sale.

"Oh! I want this, it's perfect!" Cried out Life as she held up a fancy red and blue Kimono with a grin.

"You kidding? THIS here is perfect." spoke Fantasy holding up a black ballgown with a high collar and puffy ends on the sleeves.

"No, this is!" Argued Form as she held up an outfit that seemed to be made up of leather, armor and fur with a skirt made of leather straps.

"Just take what you want and please leave ghosts!" Cried a terrified cashier.

The three of them grinned and zoomed out of the shop with the clothes in hand.

"This is great! Now then…. How exactly do you wear these things?"

"Isn't it obvious? You just….uh…."

"You have no idea do you?"

"Shut up!"

"Ok, ok, how about we learn… hey, over there, it seems like this is a library, maybe we can learn about what me mi- whoa!" Cried Fantasy as she started to look at a bookstore before spotting a tv in the store next door. "Ooooh, what's that?"

"I don't know, but I like it!"

All of them looked at it with awe at the moving people inside, feeling mesmerized.

"Tiny people inside a box never looked so good."

"Yeah, whoever made them like this did a better job than we ever did."

"I'm kinda jealous." Pouted Life as they kept watching in awe. "I kinda wanna try again."

"Maybe before we have too much fun we should learn about what the world is like, maybe it'll give us some new ideas~"

"Oh! Look at the little people, the way they're wearing those...things."

"Oh yeah! Hey, I think I have an idea on how to wear this cloth." Fantasy said as the blue mist began to pour into the ball gown.

Life and Form watched in wonder as the dress began to get filled out by the mist, said mist slowly forming arms and legs with a head. Said head wound up with long white hair that fixed itself up into a bun. The limbs were slim and colored blue with the feet gaining a pair of high heels before the head showed a face of a woman who had green eyes and blinked before looking down at herself.

"Wow, how did you do that?"

"And how can you move in that thing?"

"I just tried to imagine myself as one of those people, and I guess my body adjusted to fit." She said with a smirk. "I guess since I could do it first means I'm the best of the three of us, and as for moving? I don't really need to walk, I just move wherever I want."

"Hey! Changing forms is what I'm best at!" Shouted Form as she began to move herself into the clothes she chose, her body forming over the armor and fur. Soon she was dressed in a long leather dress with chainmail over it, the leather skirt, and a fur collar. The body was yellow and she had a short cut of yellow hair on her head and a pair of black eyes. "See? I could have done it first easily."

"I can do it too, it's easy if you two can do it." Life said with a frown.

"You sure? I'll bet you have a hard time because of your temper." smirked Fantasy.

"SHUT UP! I can do it!" She snapped angrily.

"Suuuure you can." Smirked Form.

"I can do it, and I'll do something neither of you did either!" She snapped as she racked her brain as she began to move into the kimono.

"Oh yeah? Like what?"

"I uh…. I'll make myself look better than both of you, make myself look like uh…." She panicked as she looked around before spotting another tv showing an anime. 'Yes, that's it!'

"Prove it."

"Oh I will!" She snapped as she began to fill out the kimono, her body turning red as it formed, her head forming as she grew a large head of long black hair, and a pair of sandals formed on her feet.

"Well? Is that it? So far I'm unimpressed."

"Oh yeah? Then try this on for size." She smirked before the top part of the kimono started to expand outward. "Take a look at these girls~"

"Wha- what the hell?!"

"No fair!"

"Ha! I could do something with this body that not even you two could!" She smirked as the other two frowned.

"Asshole!"

"Ok, now then, how about we start having some fun?"

"Fine, but we'll be going first after you pulled that stunt."

"Aw, someone's jealous~"

"Shut up!" Snapped Fantasy as she shook her head. 'Ok, time to go nuts.' She flew down near the street and spotted a guy trying to get his car to start, which looked rickety and worn down.

"Come on you stupid thing, start already."

"Alright, let's see if I can't have some fun." She chuckled as she shot a wave of blue power down at the car. The man inside gasped as the car began to move on it's own before the rusted metal shot out at him and began to cover him.

"No, no, aaaahhhhh!" He screamed as the car drove on by the ghosts with Fantasy snapping her fingers.

"And that's how you do things."

"Oh please, that was nothing." Life said as Fantasy smirked.

"I'm not done, just watch." She said as the car began to twist and contrast, poking the man out of the top as the metal seemed to fuse with him as it bended, changing until instead of a car the man looked like a metal centaur as he ran down the road.

"Oh my god! This is fucking weird! Help!" He cried as Fantasy laughed.

"Now that is how you use your powers!"

"Oh yeah? Well watch this." Form floated over near a float parade that looked dark, dreary, and depressing as several goths were painting it black.

"We should be done with the tar by tonight."

"Good, I can already feel my sense of hopelessness expand the more I look at it."

"I just wish Sam was here to help, it's a tragedy her parents learned about this and grounded her."

"Time to give this a little makeover." Form flicked her hand, causing a yellow wave to fly down and hit the float, which caught the goth's attention.

"Is that…. A viking ghost?"

"What is she doing?"

But that's when the float began to shift around and change colors before resembling a large bone that had various big eyed puppies on it instead of rats, making all the goths go wide eyed in shock.

"There, you're welcome~" she called flying off.

"She ruined it! Ruined it!"

"All our hard work!"

"Ahhh! The colors! The puppies! It burns!"

"Well that was lame." Life said as Form frowned.

"Oh please, that was just a warm up, but it's way better than anything you could do."

"Don't bet on it." She said with a smirk as she looked around before spotting a large statue of a fast food mascot. "Watch this." She said as she snapped her fingers and a red aura surrounded the statue before it began to crack and move.

Anybody near the statue heard the sound and looked up as the mascot's eyes turned red with it snarling before roaring out, breaking off from it's stand as the people screamed and ran off.

"Ha! Top that!" She smirked as the other two shook their heads.

"Lame."

"Tacky."

"What? It was not either of those!"

"You only brought a statue to life, not at all original." Fantasy said as Form nodded.

"Hey, what would you two have done instead, huh?!"

"Something less tacky and lame." both said together with smiles.

"You both are assholes!" She huffed with a frown.

"Hey, it was your first try, we can't all be as great as me." Fantasy said with a smirk.

"I think you mean me." Spoke Form.

"I know what I said." She smirked as the other two frowned and began to bicker, all of them unaware of the white haired halfa dealing with the results of their 'fun'.

"Help! I can't stop!" Cried the metal centaur as he raced down the street, Danny trying to catch up to him.

"What kind of ghost did this?' he muttered to himself as he got closer and closer. He flew up near the only human part. "Hey buddy! Mind slowing down?"

"I can't! My legs won't stop!" He cried as he tried to turn the corner on the street, only to trip and crash into a parked car. The lower half went skidding on the street, but the legs kept moving and tried getting back up. "Please help! I gotta get to work!"

"Ok, just hold still!" He called as he tried to aim a ghost ray at it, only for a massive foot to come down and crush the horse half, barely missing the human part, freeing the man. "Wait, what?"

"I'm free! Oh thank you god!" He laughed as he ran off, only to get snatched up by a massive hand. "Oh come on!"

"Hang on!" Danny flew over and grabbed the guy by the back before making both go intangible, slipping free of the hand and flew him a bit away and set him back down. "Get out of here."

The man took off running as Danny turned to the large hand.

"Alright you…. Wait, is that the mascot from that burger place across town?" He said as the giant statue roared at him. "Alright, looks like you wanted to stretch your legs, but now it's time for you to go back."

"RAAAAAHHH!"

"Ok, you're going down!" Danny called as he shot a ghost beam at the statue, only to look in shock as it went through the plastic head with ease. "Ok…. that's unusual, is this not a ghost?"

It roared while the large hand flew at Danny before flicking him backwards.

"Gaaaaahhhh!" he cried as he went flying, unknowingly heading towards three powerful women.

"Ha! How's that?" smirked Form gesturing to her latest creation.

"Cheap." Life said as she looked at the massive snake made of various cars trying to eat a convenience store.

"I like it, it's quaint." Fantasy said with a nod.

"See?" She smirked, only for Danny to come crashing down and landing on her. "Oof!"

"Owwww…. Where am I?" He groaned sitting up before seeing Fantasy and Life looking at him with wide eyes, with him quickly noticing their distinct skin color. "Uh...hi."

"You…..YOU!"

"YOU!"

"Ugh, who landed on m-YOU!" Yelled Form, making Danny realize he was sitting on her before she shoved him off as she stood up with a frown. "It's YOU!"

"Uh… yes. It's me…. Who are you three?" He asked in confusion.

"You're that halfa!"

"Yeah, and you three are new ghosts, I take it." He said as he looked at them suspiciously.

"Wait, do you not remember us?!"

"No, not really."

"Gah! How can you not?!" Groaned Life.

"Well we do look different than before, don't we? Tell us, do you remember the gauntlet?"

"Gauntlet?" he looked confused before something clicked. "Wait a second, are you talking about the Reality Gauntlet? News flash, if you came here looking for it, you're too late. I got rid of it, for good."

"You got rid of the gauntlet, but not the gems." Smirked Fantasy.

He looked at her confused and frowned. "Without the gauntlet those rocks are just that, pretty rock."

"WRONG! Without the gems the gauntlet is useless! When you destroyed it you freed us!" yelled Life poking his chest. "Look REAL close at us pal!"

He narrowed his eyes as he looked at them. "Ok...what am I supposed to be looking at other than you three?"

"Oh for god sakes, WE WERE THE GEMS IDIOT!" They snapped in annoyance.

Danny's eyes widened, with him connecting the dots and their color with the gems, and raised a finger. "Uh...wait, what?"

"Hundreds of thousands of years ago we were trapped and sealed into the gems by ancient sorcerers, the gauntlet being enchanted to keep us weak so it could harness a portion of our power so it would be the most powerful weapon to exist, but since you destroyed it we're now free, and our power is returning!" Life explained quickly with Fantasy and Form nodding.

"...ok, not gonna lie, not the weirdest thing I've heard before."

"Yes, and now that we're free we can finally have some fun!" Fantasy said as she shot a beam of power at a nearby pedestrian, turning them into a pegasus. It neighed before taking flight. "Ah, it feels like my birthday."

"Whoa! You can't just do that!" He shouted in shock. "Stop that!"

"Course she can, and I can do this." Form blasted at a stop sign, causing it to turn into a large lollipop, right as two cars wound up crashing into each other.

"And I can do this." Life said as she shot her beam at a nearby building, giving it a face before it stood up and began to run away. "There's not much we can't do."

"I mean you HAVE to stop." He frowned getting in Fantasy's way. "You're causing all kinds of random chaos and-wait, were you the ones who made the giant hand? And make a giant mascot come to life?"

"Yeah, why?"

"It's going around town causing chaos, you have to stop it!"

"...no, why would we?"

"Yeah, it's just going around for a little walk."

"It's messing up homes and scaring the people." he crossed his arms while Life let out a yawn.

"So? Nothing wrong if something with life wants to enjoy itself. Look at us, we finally end up free and are doing the same thing."

"Technically we're end of life." pointed out Form. "But she's right, we're just having a little fun."

"Well I can't just let you go around destroying the city! I'm sorry, but you have to stop."

All three of them blinked before they burst out laughing.

"Y-You think you can stop us? BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh gosh! I-I feel my ribs hurting!"

"This guy is a riot! Ahahaah!"

"Hey, I'm serious!" Spoke up Danny. "If you wanna keep this up, then I'm gonna put an end to your 'fun'." he flew off over to the building and blasted at it with his rays, making it roar out and try chasing him as he flew. "Come on big guy, let's see if you can keep up!"

"So, he's actually serious about this?"

"Tch, that's a laugh."

"Yeah, how about we have some fun with him, if he thinks he can take us all on let's give him some fun~"

"Yeah, but let's go easy, humor him a bit, he did save us after all."

Danny lead the building over near a construction site before going intangible and went into the wrecking ball controls with the building looking around for him, not noticing the halfa began moving the large iron ball in place and started swinging it back. The building looked around before getting hit by the wrecking ball, sending it falling to the ground with a large hole in it, it's eyes turning into x's.

"Alright, one down." He smirked flying into the air before seeing flashes of blue in the distance. "And a bunch more to go." He sighed as he flew towards the flashes.

"Now then, how about we show this halfa what happens when you mess with primordial forces~"

"Time to really have some fun~" Fantasy chuckled as she set herself down on a newly created throne as an army of animated objects, fantasy creatures and one confused football player marched forward.

"Hey, what's going on around here?" The football player wondered as Danny flew over.

"Oh come on, what is going on?!" Danny groaned.

"Setting the stage for our entertainment." Replied Form before blasting at a fire hydrant under him, causing it to transform into a tree that suddenly rose up, hitting the underside of Danny and kept going before stopping with him shaking his head. "Careful, plants grow fast before you notice~"

"Ugh, damn it, do you have to keep doing this, what are you going to get out of doing all this?!' he shouted as he let out a ghostly wail.

Said wail made the three cover their ears while the animated objects were blown away, the creatures running off, and the football player flying back and crashing into a mailbox.

"Ugh, so annoying, how about I fix those lungs of yours." Growled Fantasy as she let loose a wild shot of power towards him that he dodged. "Someone's taking things too serious, you should loosen up."

"If you're gonna cause trouble for the town and the people living here, then it's not gonna happen." He said with a frown. "I'm sending you back to the ghost zone right now."

"Ghost zone?" Fantasy muttered in confusion as Life's eyes lit up as she got an idea.

"Oh no, not that, anything but sending us there, we'd be trapped forever!" She cried out dramatically.

"Wait, we would?" Spoke Form in horror.

"Yes, we would." She said as she winked at Form who blinked in confusion before she caught on.

"O...OH! Yeah! Not that!"

"Well too bad, you three are going down!" he called as he rushed towards them. He delivered a haymaker to Fantasy, sending her flying back against Life before he let out another wail at Form who covered her ears while flying down and slammed against the ground as Danny pulled out the thermos.

"Oh woe is us, for we are defeated, take us away oh great one!" Form wailed out as the others nodded.

He opened the cap and aimed it, causing the three to cry out from the strong suction it gave off, and wound up getting pulled into it before he closed it, the three of them inside groaning due to the small space.

"Ugh, what the fuck was this thing?!" Life swore as she tried to move around.

"This is all your fault Fantasy!" Yelled Form while elbowing said ghost. "Wait to go!"

"This wasn't my fault, it was Life!"

"Both of you shut up and think, can't you feel this thing? It may be tight but we can break out of it in a minute!"

"So then why aren't we?"

"I want to see his face when we make a portal out of the ghost zone the second he sends us in, duh! I just thought he would escort us there, not get sucked up in this thing!"

All of them sighed in annoyance as Danny sighed with relief and headed back home.

"Thank god that's over, but at least after this I can get some rest."

(Later)

Danny sighed in relief as he plugged the thermos into the portal. "Alright, time to send you three away for a long time."

He stepped back and yawned as the sound of ghosts going back into the portal was heard before there was a ding, allowing him to remove it and went to set it on the work table. "I gotta get a nap in, I'm beat."

But before he could do anything else a new portal opened up in front of him, this one red, blue and yellow as three familiar figures moved through it. He went wide eyed as the three smirked with a little wave.

"Hi halfa, did you miss us~?"

"Wha- how?!"

"We're magic, did you really think that thing could hold us, or that we could be contained in the ghost zone? We have the power to alter reality itself!"

"...fuck." He cursed under his breath before taking a ready stance. "Alright, guess we do this the really hard way."

"Mmmmm, nope." Fantasy said with a grin.

"Since you wanna cut in on our fun, we'll just have to make due with you." Smirked Life.

"Agreed, I hope you enjoy seeing us often cutie~" Form chuckled as they snapped their fingers before disappearing.

"...What did they mean by that?" Danny asked, getting a bad feeling.

(Later)

Danny yawned as he made his way downstairs. He scratched his side while going to the kitchen to make breakfast with Jazz already there eating some waffles. "Morning."

"Morning." She said before resuming eating.

KNOCK KNOCK

"I'll get it." Maddie called as she began to make her way to the front door. She opened it and was surprised. "Yes? Can I help you three?"

"Hi, we're your new neighbors, and we just wanted to introduce ourselves."

"Yes, and also make something clear before there are any mistakes, we aren't ghosts."

"We just happen to have a very rare skin condition."

Maddie looked at the three women giving off innocent smiles and raised an eyebrow with doubt. "Uh huh."

"But we are pretty good with magic. So good you'd THINK we were professionals."

"Yes, and if you want to test us feel free."

"Ok…. I'll keep that in mind…" she replied before looking inside. "Kids! Come meet our new neighbors!"

"Ok!" Danny called as he moved out of the kitchen only to freeze. "No…."

Jazz stopped next to him and went wide eyed. "Mom? Aren't they…"

"Nope, I know what you're gonna say, it's the skin color, isn't it?" Form sighed as she shook her head. "Ok, you got us, we aren't normal humans… we're minor gods."

"Which technically doesn't count as ghosts." Remarked Fantasy.

"Meaning we aren't pure evil like the ghosts you've encountered, ok? So are we good neighbor?"

"Well...it's the first time we've had...non-human neighbors." She admitted as her husband came up from the basement tangled in wires.

"Maddie? Can you help me with-GHOSTS!" He screamed when he spotted them and fumbled to grab at his ecto pistol, but grunted and had a hard time getting it up. "Gah, give me a second!"

"Not ghosts, minor gods." Life said as she snapped her fingers, making the wires snake off him like they were alive before binding themselves up into neat piles.

"Oh yeah? Well then you won't mind this!" Jack pulled out a detector from his pocket and moved over with a smirk. "If you're not ghosts, then this little baby shouldn't go off, but if you are, then you'll get a heavy dose of what-"

"Jack, it's not going off." Maddie pointed out.

"...What?!" He and Danny cried out at the same time.

"Yep, like I said, not ghosts. Let me guess, first time encountering something supernatural that isn't a ghost?" Fantasy asked with a smile.

Jack tried turning the dials and looked it over. "That's weird, this baby should be going off like a fire alarm."

"We'll take that as a no." Remarked Life before waving her hand and causing it to glow red, making it gain a pair of eyes and growled at Jack before it started barking. "Makes sense, not many supernatural things survived except ghosts and us, you humans do love to hunt down supernatural creatures and commit genocide."

"Well, me and my husband tend to do more on chasing them away." Maddie clarified while Jack dropped the detector as it growled at him making him back up.

"Easy boy, down."

"Arf arf arf!" It barked as it growled.

"Well, I'm just glad we cleared this up, better you hear it from us than see us on the street and try to shoot at us, right?" Form said with a smile before making eye contact with Danny. "Oh, hello, have we met before?"

"What do you think?" he let out before Jack yelled and started running with the detector chasing him.

"Maddie!"

"Excuse me for a sec. Jack! Lead it to the kitchen!"

"Just give it some time and it should go back to normal!" Life called with a grin.

"Alright you three, explain." Frowned Danny closing the door with them outside.

"Whatever do you mean?"

"Have we offended you in some way or form Danny?"

"What are you doing here?!" he asked loudly.

"Well we came to say hi since we'll be living next door, then Life made your dad's little toy gain sentience, which is currently trying to sick itself on him while your mom-"

BANG BANG BANG

"I got it!"

"Is killing it."

"I mean, WHY are you our neighbors? You three manage to slip out of the ghost zone, which means you're able to get away no problem, so why are you choosing to live right next door? I literally fought with you yesterday."

"Oh Danny, no one remembers that except you now~"

"And besides, did you forget what we said yesterday?"

"We did tell you that we'd be having fun with you since you interrupted our fun~"

Danny saw them all give a mischievous grin, making him get a cold chill and would have replied, only for the door to open with Jazz running past them.

"Sorry I have to get to school, later!" Jazz called as Danny began to run after her.

"Same, and this isn't over!"

The three of them watched them with Form looking up in thought.

"What's school?"

"I dunno, let's find out."

"You mean follow him and make sure he's completely oblivious?"

"For a bit, and if it goes south we can just wipe his mind of the event." Form said with a shrug. "Who knows, this might be fun."

All of them shared a grin before vanishing into their mist forms and went flying up into the air.

(Later)

"Ok, so this is school… so teens stay here for hours learning?" Fantasy said as they floated above a classroom, their gas forms invisible.

"That sounds like it's similar to what we had to put up."

"Yeah… this is horrible, we have to get rid of this horrible place!"

"Yeah, we should change it up so they can actually enjoy themselves."

"Right, they will thank us for this!"

"Yea-hey, there's Danny… can he see us?"

Said halfa was looking at the board, bored out of his head and trying not to fall asleep.

"Pssst….hey….hey….Danny….psst."

Danny blinked and looked around him, but didn't see any other student trying to get his attention. He gave a shrug and turned back as Mr. Lancer continued to go on about his lesson.

"Hey, Danny… it's us… we're gonna make this place fun...any suggestions?" Whispered the voice as he looked up only to freeze as he saw the three figures vaguely outlined in the ceiling.

"No…"

"Then we'll come up with something." Whispered Fantasy.

"No...please don't…" Whispered Danny as the three began to glow.

That's when a mist of red, blue, and yellow exploded into the classroom, making Lancer suddenly stop and getting numerous cries of confusion from the rest of the class.

"What the Moby Dick is going on?!" He cried as the three beings laughed in excitement as the room began to warp, part of it becoming an arctic tundra as another part of it became a meadow as some of the students began to change randomly. Numerous of them becoming random animals while others became inanimate objects.

"Danny, what is going o-" Sam started before she suddenly found herself a marble statue.

"Stop it, stop it!" Danny called, looking around in mild panic. 'What do I do?! This isn't ghost powers, is this permanent?!'

"Ah, much better." nodded Form as they retook their humanoid forms while watching the chaos happen. "But I feel like it needs something."

"You're right. Why stick with just one room when there's a whole building?"

"Yeah! Oh, make sure to grab Danny, what's the fun of changing the world if no one watches?"

"Good call."

"Hey! Don't go getting any other ideas!" He cried as they turned to him with grins. "I am not going to be a part of this, now fix everyone!"

"Mmmmm, nope~"

Danny looked around and saw the only ones around were either transformed or gone. He went ahead and transformed himself. "You will either fix them now or so help m-"

"Or what? Everyone is here, aren't they, and maybe if you give us some incentive we MIGHT turn them back when we're done."

"Or not, it all depends on YOU~" Form said with a grin as the other two nodded.

"Ok… what do you want with me then?" Danny asked skeptically. "Something legal I would think so."

"More or less, we want you to have fun with us, and show us a good time." Fantasy said with a grin.

"And maybe something else if you can think of it, and we'll turn everyone back to normal right now." Life said with a grin. "Tick tock though, some of your classmates might eat each other if you dilly dally."

He looked around and paled seeing some of them, turned carnivores, were looking mighty hungry. "Ok, ok, fine, ok! I'll do what you want." He said as they grinned smugly.

"Good choice." They said as they snapped their fingers, making everything turn back to normal, everyone back in their seats like nothing happened. "Come on Danny, let's go have some fun!"

He found himself grabbed and tugged through the roof while everyone who were turned back to normal were dazed and confused. "Whoa, wait! What about school?"

"You can miss it! Come on, we have a whole town to have fun with!" Laughed Form.

"Just don't go overboard!"

"No promises!" Laughed Fantasy, only for Danny to suddenly get blasted away by a bolt of green energy.

"Waaah!" He cried out, flying back and crashed into a nearby tree. The girls paused as they turned to see Skulker smirking with a grin.

"Your time is up halfa, today you will be mounted on my wall." He declared while locking onto Danny with a blaster coming from his wrist with Danny glaring and got out of the tree.

"Really Skulker? Shouldn't you be making a documentary on gorillas at this point?" He chuckled as a crowd began to form as people noticed the ghost.

"For that, your end will be painful halfa!" He declared before firing, which Danny swerved around and flew over and kicked Skulker up into the air before zooming after while the three women watched in confusion.

"Is….that a ghost? What is going on, why is he attacking Danny?" Life asked in confusion.

"I don't know, but what did he mean by mounting him on a wall?"

"Maybe it's a new phrase, something humans or ghosts came up with while we were locked up?"

"Should we try and stop him?"

"Maybe, but it looks like Danny has this." Form said before she began to notice the crowd chanting Danny's name.

"Inviso-Bill! Inviso-Bill! Inviso-Bill!"

"Do they mean Danny?" Life asked before they spotted a group of women who looked like groupies decked out in Danny Phantom merchandise.

"Why are they displaying his face like that?"

"I don't know… maybe they want him?"

"Maybe they're his minions?"

"Let me have your babies Inviso-Bill!"

"...ah, they're whores."

"Oh! Now that makes more sense." Fantasy said with a nod as Danny continued to fight Skulker, getting the upper hand. "Let's wrap this up, what should we do with the metal ghost?"

"We could turn him into a gingerbread man."

"Oh, what if we turned him into wood?"

"No, wait, I got it, let's make him a liquid, what do you two think?"

"But what kind of liquid? We can do better than just making him into a puddle."

"Make his entire body like liquid, like a slime, what, too boring?" She said as Skulker was sent flying past them.

"I think the Gingerbread man idea is the best one."

"Ok, then we're agreed." Fantasy said as they all nodded.

Skulker groaned as he landed on the ground, Danny floating above him.

"Now then, are you gonna call it quits or do I gotta mess up your suit even more?"

"You brat… you may have bested me today, but next time you won't be so lucky!" he glared as he got back up while the three girls floated near him.

"Alright girls, let's do this." Life said as all three began to glow before they snapped their fingers.

Skulker's form started to glow, making him look confused with Danny watching as he groaned and began to slowly change before he suddenly turned into a gingerbread man. "Wha-What is this?! What have you done to me halfa?!"

"Hey don't look at me, look at them." He pointed to the girls who all looked satisfied.

"Hey, Inviso-Bill has some new sidekicks!"

"They defeated the ghost!"

The crowd cheered while Danny rubbed the back of his head.

"Uh, you three can turn him back when we get him back to my house, right?"

"Huh? Why would we turn him back?" Asked Fantasy. "Didn't he try to kill you?"

"Yeah, if he's a giant cookie he'll have to worry more about not being eaten than hurting you."

"Yeah, I say we leave him like this.' They said as Skulker gulped nervously.

"G-Ghost child, you wouldn't really leave me like this, right?"

"Well….you DO try to hunt me." he remarked in mock thought. "And this way you WOULD be less dangerous to the people in town…"

"Please, no, change me back, change me back!"

"I don't know Skulker. I mean, THEY were the ones who changed you, so my guess is you gotta ask them." he remarked with a shrug, enjoying this more than he should.

"Please, please change me back, please!" Skulker begged as they snickered.

"Do you promise to leave Danny alone?"

"Yes yes! I'll leave the halfa alone today!"

"Alright, you got a deal." Fantasy said as the other two nodded. All of them held out their hands and blasted Skulker with a beam, causing him to revert back to his regular form.

"Oh thank god!" he gasped before Danny began to suck him up into the thermos.

"Wow, that was both hilarious and messed up at the same time. Thanks though you three."

"Wait, you were… happy we did that?" Form asked as he nodded. "So let me get this straight, if we use our powers to screw with the ghosts you fight you won't throw a fit like at the school?"

"Well to be fair, turning a whole classroom into random animals like that isn't exactly something I can just wave off, but...I suppose if you used your powers for good and helped me, I could be more lenient on what you do with them."

"...YES!" They laughed happily. "Alright, let's do this! Finally we can all have fun!"

"Yeah… though that doesn't mean we can't have fun outside these little hunting sessions." Life said with a grin.

(Later)

"Beware!" declared the Box Ghost, only to turn around and scream when he saw a giant box with glowing red eyes roar at him. "No, stay back, I am the box ghost, I control all bo-"

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"Another one down."

"Yep… he'll be ok though, right?"

"Yeah…. maybe?"

"I mean it's not like he'll die from being eaten." Form said as the box monster burped up the box ghost's hat. "Anyway, let's get to the important stuff, you said there was a thing better than honey in this time, something called ice cream?"

"Yeah, they've got tons of flavors so you can go with all sorts of variety." Danny said as their eyes lit up.

"Take us, take us! Take us to this ice cream!"

"Alright, follow me."

(Later)

"Yeah, say my name!" Ember called to a crowd of brainwashed teens.

"Ember! Ember! Ember!"

"Yeah!"

"Boo, play something new!" Someone behind her called making her growl and turn round before she got covered in multicolored light.

"Huh?" She said before she began to change, and in her place stood a jukebox that looked like the ghost. "Hey, what the hell is this?!"

"Alright, did I get it right this time?' Fantasy asked, approaching the jukebox with a dictionary in her hand.

"Yep, that's a jukebox, when you put a quarter in it it'll play a song of your choosing." Danny explained as he floated down.

"Dipstick, tell your girlfriend to turn me back!" Ember shouted before Life pushed a quarter into her mouth. "Hey! Wha-" She started before 'What's New Pussycat' began to blare out of her mouth.

"It worked!"

"Yeah, it does, good work." Danny complimented in amazement, making them all smile.

'Dipstick!' Ember thought, unable to stop playing the song.

(Later)

"Ah, a young poor soul down on his luck. The perfect fool to make a wish." Desiree mused to herself as she stalked out a wishing well. "Go on, make your wish foolish man."

"Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a-" he was cut off as he was suddenly turned into a cube, without a mouth.

"Huh? What just happened?" Desiree asked in confusion. "I didn't do that, then who did?"

"That would be me." Called a voice behind her as she turned to see Form, Life and Fantasy along with Danny.

"You." she glared at Danny who didn't seem bothered and gave a casual wave.

"Hey Desiree, just dropping by and figured we'd give you a little warning about granting wishes."

"I will not be told what to do and what not to do by some man!" She snapped back angrily. "You have barely stopped me before, what makes you think you can now?"

"Because this time, I've got some pretty useful friends." He said as the three girls cracked their knuckles.

"Those three, really? Are they pitiful fighters like yourself?' Desiree asked as she looked over them warily.

"More like….tricksters." They said as they suddenly appeared next to her.

"So girls, what are you thinking for this green hussy?" Form asked as she walked around Desiree.

"Hussy?!" Desiree growled before her hand glowed and caused it to stretch out as she grabbed Form with it in a tight grip. "Try saying that when I squeeze you like a grape."

"Grape… hey, have we made someone wine yet?"

"Yeah, that creepy guy from Wisconsin, remember?"

"Oh right right, that slipped my mind." She said as she slipped out of Desiree's hand like a bar of soap.

Desiree growled and tried swatting at Form, only to find herself blasted away by Danny, which just made her more annoyed. "Enough! I will not be trifled with! I am Desiree, I am all powerful!"

"Is that her catchphrase?" Life whispered to Danny.

"Kinda? I dunno." he said with a shrug. "So… do you girls want to mess with her or should I fight with her?"

"Mmmmm, you go ahead and have a go, we might need to trade ideas on what to do with her." Form said as he nodded and lunged towards Desiree. "So, what did you girls have in mind?"

"Well she seems a bit full of herself. Oh! What if we shrunk her down?"

"Not bad, not bad, but she was also preying on idiots at a wishing fountain, what if we turned her into one?"

"Oh! What if we turned her into one of the coins in there?"

"Oh! That's a nice one, all in favor of making her a coin?"

"I!"

"I!"

"Alright, the motion passes, but do we make her one coin or many coins?"

"One, but then again her chest IS kinda big so it might not all fit in just one."

"Don't forget her butt. I haven't seen one nearly that big."

"I can hear that you h-GAH!" Desiree cried out as her body suddenly became metallic as she hovered over the fountain before it began to break up into multiple coins. Her eyes widened as she completely fell into the water, each coin depicting her face on them.

"Ha! Priceless!" Laughed Fantasy as the others cracked up.

'How- what is happening?!' Thought Desiree looking around in each coin. 'Turn me back you infernal hussies!'

"I'm gonna grab some for the road!" Life called as she reached in and grabbed a handful of Desiree coins.

"Uh girls? I gotta suck her up still."

"Ugh, do you have to? Think of this as a fun new experiment, she'd get to travel the world, become a collectors item, doesn't that sound great Desiree?" Fantasy asked with a smile.

'I already stayed inside a damn lamp for hundreds of years! I don't need to deal with that in several places!'

"I'm not hearing a no~" She sang pocketing the coins.

"I'm not so sure." Danny said hesitantly, unsure what to do as they started to lead him away. "Maybe… we could just leave her like this for a week?"

"Sure sure, we'll turn her back." They said, crossing their fingers behind their back. 'Maybe~'

(Later)

Danny was heading off to school with Sam and Tucker beside him, Sam looking annoyed with Tucker distracted by his PDA.

"Gotta say Danny, those girls you've been hanging out with sure are making things easier on you. When was the last time we had time to hang out in the morning without a ghost popping up?"

"Ages, right?"

"Yeah, it's so much easier now that you're new friends torture ghosts and warp them against their will." Sam said with a frown.

"Sam, it's not like that." Danny protested. "They promised me no one is hurt when they use their powers."

"Then what do you call what they did last week to Spectra?"

"All they did was give her youth, what she's always wanted."

"By turning her into a kid?"

"Hey, she wanted to be young, what's younger than that?"

"Yeah, and she was driving people to suicide before, if anything this is mercy."

"I'm just saying, you were doing things just fine. Show up, beat the ghost, suck them up, rinse and repeat. Now you're just letting those three do whatever they want, which is no different than what all the other ghosts do."

"Hey, I think you're overreacting, didn't the way you used to do it have the ghosts reappear a week later? At least now they're useful." Form said, flicking a coin up and down in her hands.

"How would you feel if someone turned you into a hundred coins?" Sam shot back with a frown.

"Hey, we made a deal with Danny, the longest we can keep a ghost changed is 50 days, after that we'll turn them back, but at least now they're being punished for terrorizing the town." Fantasy said with a grin. "How about I turn on some music? I think Ember is here." She said as she looked around for the 'jukebox'.

"It's still not right!"

"That's all debatable." Life said with a shrug before narrowing her eyes. "Wait… you only have a problem with our methods and not us specifically, right?"

"Yeah… what if you're only mad because we're taking Danny from you!"

"What?!" She went wide eyed with all of them stopping, all eyes on Sam with Danny and Tucker quiet with the goth glaring. "Where the hell did you get that idea from?!"

"You only get upset about things we do, but everyone agrees what we're doing is great, right?"

"Yeah, all our….uh...what did you call them Danny?"

"You mean fans?"

"Yeah! All our fans say we're really cleaning up the town and showing those ghosts what for."

"Yeah, and you seem to be mad there aren't any ghosts running wild, so you must be mad at what we're doing, and we've been working to get closer to Danny, so you must be jealous!" Form declared.

"Wha- that's… you're being ridiculous!" She stuttered with a blush while not sounding convingly. "You're just saying random nonsense!"

"Then you don't mind us making you tell the truth, right?" Asked Life with a smirk.

"Yeah, just tell us if you like him or not truthfully."

"Yeah, unless of course you're hiding something~"

"I'm not hiding anything!"

"Then go ahead, tell us if you like Danny or not."

Sam turned red being put on the spot with Danny looking the most curious of all. "I-I….I…" Sam started, not knowing the three girls snap their fingers softly as she began to lightly glow. "I like Danny!"

"Called it."

"Yep."

"Too bad she waited too long, he's ours now!"

Danny found himself glomped by the three with Sam glaring and started stamping off. "Sam wait!"

"Forget about her, you have us now, and we're not afraid to tell you how we feel Danny~"

"Tucker, can you go after her?"

"Sure dude, just try not to get late or Lancer is gonna give it to you." the tech geek went off after Sam.

"Girls, that was uncalled for." Danny said with a frown as they looked at him in annoyance.

"No, her calling us out because she was jealous was uncalled for, what we did was completely justified."

"You used your powers to make her say it."

"Hey, she was gonna lie to us! We asked her to tell the truth and she wasn't going too!" Pouted Fantasy.

"Besides, now you get the chance a lot of guys would go nuts for, three girls for the price of one."

"Girls, it doesn't work like that, and I can't just abandon Sam right now." he said as they narrowed their eyes.

"You'll still see her when you get to school, so it's not that bad."

"Yeah, and we're here for you, we help you when you need help catching ghosts and dealing with them, and we don't ask for much in return!"

"You literally just put Sam on the spot and pissed her off." He deadpanned. "Even if me and her don't get together, it's still the right thing to do to try and talk to her about this."

"Bu-" Fantasy started as he got up.

"I'm sorry, but I'll be right back in a minute." He said before taking off after Sam.

"Did… did we just get rejected?"

"No, no way. Maybe we should just let him go off and do what he has to. After all, we've got WAY more pros to us than she does." Life said as the other two nodded.

"Yeah, we can do things she can never dream of, and we'll always be there for Danny!"

"Besides, I think we might be busy ourselves." Remarked Form spotting a crowd of teens rushing over to them when they realized they were only a few feet from the school itself.

"It's the wondrous three!"

"Can I get your autograph?!"

"Can you make me nine feet tall?"

"Are you single?"

"Are you into guys or girls?"

"What about both?"

"Where do you come from?"

"What's your names?"

"Tell us what to do goddesses!"

"We better take care of this now so we have time later to hang with Danny." Fantasy whispered to the other two.

"Yeah, but he also said not to harm innocent people."

"I mean just answer the questions they've got."

"Alright, let's do this." Life sighed as the others nodded. "Alright, who's first?"

"Me, me!" Called Dash as he pushed his way forward. "Are you three single?"

"No."

"Oh… are you thinking of having some fun regardless?"

"Nope." They said as they glared at him. "Next question."

"Any chance you three could give us some luck on the big game coming up?" asked Kwan.

"Sure, why not." Form said as she snapped her fingers, making Kwan bulk up.

"Aw sweet!" He grinned, flexing his muscles.

"Alright, one more que-"

"Hey, it's Danny Phantom!"

The three perked up and saw said halfa flying through the air in the other direction.

"Danny!" They called before seeing a large group of women running towards him. "Hey! Buzz off!"

"Danny! Danny! Marry me!" Palutina called, wearing a shirt with his face on it.

"Give me your phone number!"

"Let me have your babies!"

With each proclamation it just made Form, Life, and Fantasy seeth with more anger than they had ever felt before.

'These...these...HUSSIES!' Form thought, her vision red.

'The only one who should be chasing Danny is US!' Thought Fantasy.

'KILL KILL KILL TURN THEM INTO WORMS!' Thought Life, vibrating in anger.

All three of them were filled with so much anger their very forms turned into mist and shot out after Danny with impressive speed.

"Huh? Oh, hey, sorry about be-" He started only for them to grab him.

"HE'S OURS!" They shouted before they kissed him at once. Which was awkward given it was four lips all together, but they didn't care while Danny went wide eyed and red faced.

'What is happening?! Why are they kissing me now?!'