Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 10 -- Why you should never get Geordi La Forge's VISOR Wet.
Disclaimer: IOWNNOTHING!
Hey! It's been 10 chapters! Cool!
Thanks to sarahbuggs for giving me the idea for this chapter.
In the last chapter Capt. Picard was resurrected and an enormous hedgehog named Norman wouldn't stop saying "Dinsdale?"
Norman: Dinsdale?
Sarah: -Sends Norman back to wherever he came from-
Worf: Thank you.
Capt. Picard: -Accidentally spills a cup of water on Geordi La Forge's VISOR-
Geordi La Forge: -VISOR explodes and blasts him and Capt. Picard into oblivion-
George: I wonder where he got the cup of water.
Ringo: Who knows?
John: Not me.
Q: I do!
All: WE KNOW!
Data: That would be the third time that the captain died.
Q: Fourth.
Paul: Why fourth?
Q: I saved him once when his heart gave out.
Frizz: -Brings Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher-
Frizz: -Resurrects Will Riker-
Paul: Why did you do that?
Frizz: Well, since this is a Star Trek fan fiction, I thought that the majority of the characters should be from Star Trek.
Ringo: What is Star Trek?
Sarah: It's a TV show from the eighties.
John: THE EIGHTIES! But it's the sixties!
Frizz: Actually it's 2006.
Will Riker: I thought it was the 24th century.
Deanna Troi: I am sensing great confusion from most of you.
Q: Well duh! Most of us are confused!
Dr. Crusher: Are you confused?
Q: No. I'm never confused.
Worf: When you say the sixties and the eighties you mean like 2260's and 2280's, right?
Sarah: No, we mean the 1960's and 1980's.
Q: Micro-Brian!
Worf: Will you at least come up with some new insults?
Q: O.K. You would make a good throw rug at …
Worf: You've used that one before too! And we're not even in Sherwood Forest!
Data: We are on a small desert island in the middle of a planet that did not exist until ten chapters ago.
All: WE KNOW!
Deanna Troi: So what year is it?
Sarah: It's 2006!
Q and Frizz: I knew that!
Q and Frizz: -Glare at each other-
John: I feel that something very bad will happen to me in the 80's.
Frizz: Well you're right.
Sarah: Frizz! You weren't supposed to tell him that!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: I miss gold.
Frizz: -Brings one gold medallion-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Thanks! I hope it's not cursed or something. Is it?
Frizz: Umm… NO!
Capt. Jack Sparrow: O.K!
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