Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 11 -- The Department of Redundancy Department.
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In the last chapter Capt. Picard died (again) and so did Geordi La Forge. Why do I always remind you what happened in the last chapter?
Will Riker: What happened to the captain anyway?
Frizz: He got blasted into oblivion by Geordi La Forge's VISOR.
Deanna Troi: Oh well. Nobody will miss him anyway.
Q: Yeah. He was a lucid pecan jar.
Entipy of Nothing: Hey! That's my line too!
Frizz: But you gave me permission for this one!
Entipy of Nothing: Oh yeah.
Entipy of Nothing: -Vanishes-
Paul: A lucid pecan jar?
George: What does lucid mean?
John: Rational.
George: Oh.
Sarah: -Gives Q all his powers back-
Ringo: Hey! Can you resurrect that bald guy again?
Sarah: Sure.
Sarah: -Resurrects Capt. Picard-
Q: Why do you keep resurrecting him? You're just going to kill him again anyway.
Frizz: -Makes Q disappear-
Q: -Reappears in a flash of light-
Q: HA!
Dr. Crusher: You annoy me.
Q: -Makes Dr. Crusher vanish in a flash of light-
Q: I swear she gets shriller with every passing year.
Capt. Picard: Haven't you said that before?
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Hey look! A building!
Data: That building was not there until ten minutes ago.
Worf: Then why didn't you say anything?
Data: I did not see the point.
All: -Walk up to building-
Worf: Hey look! There's a sigh! It says "The Department of Pancakes."
George: Yay! PANCAKES!
Deanna Troi: With chocolate syrup!
Worf: And mint frosting!
Q: Ya know what? I don't like you either.
Q: -Makes Worf vanish in a flash of light-
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Let's go in!
All: -Enter the building-
They find a desk with a secretary at it.
Secretary: Hello! Who can I help you? Hi! How can I be of assistance?
Ringo: Where are the pancakes?
Capt. Picard: What are you doing here?
Secretary: I'm the secretary. My job is to be the secretary.
Paul: Why do you repeat everything you say?
Secretary: It's part of my job. It was in my job description.
Sarah: Is this the pancake department?
Secretary: No. This is the department of redundancy department redundancy. No.
Q: -Makes building, secretary and Capt. Jack Sparrow vanish in a flash of light-
Sarah: Why Capt. Jack Sparrow?
Q: He smelled like he hadn't bathed in six years.
Will Riker: So, how many people do we have now?
George: Eleven.
Data: How long do you intend to keep us here?
Frizz: Until I either run out of ideas or get a better plot line.
John: What are you talking about?
Frizz: Oh! I'm ummm … recording this for future references. Yeah! That's it!
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