Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People

Chapter 12 -- More 13-Year-Old Girls!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything! O.K? Why do I have to repeat this for every chapter? Nobody reads it anyway.

Hmm … We lost Jack Sparrow in the last chappie. That's about it.

Paul: Ya know, we have a concert in two days. Can we go home soon?

Data: You have been keeping track of the days?

Paul: Yes. What! Is that so weird?

Frizz: Sure you can!

Frizz: -Sends The Beatles home-

Sarah: NOOOO! Not Paul! Why Paul?

Frizz: They have something to do. I'll bring them back when they're done touring Europe.

Sarah: -Brings back Worf. Then brings Entipy of Nothing and another 13 year old girl-

Other 13 Year Old Girl: Umm... Hi. What just happened?

Frizz: Hi Alex! This is a small desert island in the middle of a planet that I created.

Alex: Oh. Wait! Since when do you have the ability to create planets?

Frizz: Q gave Sarah and me his powers.

Alex: Cool!

Entipy: -Tries to vanish, but fails-

Entipy: Why didn't that work?

Sarah: Because I said so!

Entipy: Oh well. Hey! It's the Star Trek characters!

Camel: Cool!

Deanna Troi: Where did you come from?

Camel: I'm the reincarnation of the Penguin named Fred.

Entipy: OMG! I am your BIGGEST FAN!

Fred: Okaaay. I didn't know I had any fans.

Will Riker: What the hell is going on?

Frizz: Oh. These are my friends Alex and Entipy of Nothing. And the Penguin named Fred was a penguin who ate you when you were a piece of cheesecake. But he died in a fiery pit of lava along with Locutus and the Evil Monkey with Spoons.

Will Riker: Wow. We've missed a lot.

Worf: How long have we been here anyway?

Data: We have been with these girls for approximately one of Earth's weeks.

Q: Why haven't I had a single line this whole chapter?

Entipy: You tell me. You're the omniscient one.

Q: Good point.

Capt. Picard: But why haven't I had a single line this whole chapter?

Alex: Blame it on the lack of techno-babble in this fic.

Deanna Troi: Fic?

Frizz: Long story.

Sarah: I -Sniff- miss -Sniff Sniff- PAUL!

Deanna Troi: I am sensing a great sorrow from you.

Fred: Must you always point out the obvious?

Worf: Wait! If you're a camel how can you talk?

Fred: I don't know! Blame the author!

Yes. I am well aware of just how pathetic that was. Please review anyway!