Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 13 -- NEWSPAPERS!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Nothing is owned by me. This is the 13th and final time I will say this.
Gasp! It's the 13th chapter! That's bad luck in the eyes of normal people and good luck in the eyes of me!
Dude, I'm not recapping for you this time. Go reread the last chapter.
Alex: So, what do you do here anyway?
Frizz: Nothing.
Data: On the contrary, in the time that we have spent here we have battled against Evil Monkeys with Spoons, killed the captain numerous times, saved Geordi La Forge and the Penguin named Fred, eaten pancakes and chocolate, encountered a secretary at the department of redundancy department, been to Switzerland, met the Beatles (Sarah: WHY PAUL?) and Capt. Jack Sparrow and witnessed many people die in a fiery pit of lava.
Alex: You met Jack Sparrow without me? I hate you!
Deanna Troi: You ate chocolate without me?
Worf: When did you kill the captain?
Sarah: Lots of times!
Q: Please excuse Worf. He just discovered opposable thumbs and is feeling a little over confident.
Peter David: Hey! That's MY line!
Entipy: OMG! Peter David! I am your biggest fan!
Fred: Hey! I thought you were MY biggest fan!
Peter David: -Vanishes-
Capt. Picard: That … was weird.
Alex: Naaaaa, ya think?
Will Riker: NEWSPAPERS!
Fred: Where did that come from?
Will Riker: The Pink Panther.
Worf: Which version?
Will Riker: The 2006 version.
Frizz: The original was SOOO much better!
Sarah: How many times did they remake that movie?
Q: By the 24th century, 34.
Entipy: Did they redo all the movies that many times?
Q: Pretty much. At least the good ones.
Deanna Troi: Where did this come up again?
Will Riker: NEWSPAPERS!
Deanna Troi: Oh yeah.
Frizz: I'm tired of this desert scene.
Frizz: -Brings everyone to the beach of the island-
Capt. Picard: Yeah! The beach!
All: oO (A/N: I really hope it worked this time)
Fred: That was scary in so many ways!
Worf: No! Not the beach! I'll get sand in my fu… um hair! Yeah! I'll get sand in my hair. Not Fur!
Q: -Mutters micro-brain under his breath-
Entipy: Hey look! I see something up ahead!
All: -Run up ahead-
Capt. Picard: It's …
Sarah: Capt. Jack Sparrow?
Capt. Picard: No.
Frizz, Sarah, Entipy and Alex: Awww.
Capt. Picard: Actually it's a DVD of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a DVD player and TV.
Fred: Cool!
Will Riker: NEWSPAPERS!
All: -Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
Yeah. Whatever. Review now or be eaten by the Black Beast of ARRRGGG! (This only makes sense if you've seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail)