Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 14 -- The Cartoon Peril.
Disclaimer: I really don't own anything this time. I don't own the characters (except Frizz), the plot of this chapter or most of the dialoged.
O.K I lied. Here's the recap: everyone is at the beach and have just finished watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Sarah: That was the best movie ever!
Q: I liked the Black Beast of ARRRGGG!
Will Riker, Worf and Alex: Me too!
Q: -Snaps-
All: -Find themselves in a dark cave, with a few torches for light-
Capt. Picard: Hey! Look! There's writing on the wall!
All: -Turn and look at writing on the wall written in some unknown language-
Frizz: Data, you can read that, right?
Data: Most certainly! It reads "Here may be found the last words of Joseph the Aramathea. He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the holy grail in the ARRRGGG!"
Capt. Picard: The what?
Data: The 'ARRRGGG!" sir.
Deanna Troi: What's that?
Data: He must have died while carving it.
Worf: Oh come on!
Data: That's what it says.
Q: But if he was dying he wouldn't have bothered to carve "ARRRGGG!" He'd just say it.
Fred: Maybe he was dictating.
Entipy: Shut up! Is that all it says?
Data: That is all. "ARRRGGG!"
Alex: "ARRRGGG!"
Frizz: Do you think he meant the Camargue?
Sarah: Where's that?
Entipy: France, I think.
-Muffled roar-
Will Riker: Hey!
Q: No, that's in Herefordshire.
Will Riker: No… HEY!
Alex: ARRRGGG!
Will Riker: No! Hey, in surprise and alarm!
Frizz: Oooooh!
Capt. Picard: No. "ARRRGGG" in the back of the throat.
Frizz: No! Oooooh in surprise and alarm!
All: -Turn to face a cartoon monster with millions of eyes-
All: OMG!
Worf: What is it?
Data: I know! I know! I know!
Entipy: What?
Data: It is the … the … oh, it is on the tip of my tongue … umm…
Cartoon: ROOOAAARR!
Data: That is it!
Alex: What?
Data: It is the legendary Black Beast of ARRRGGG!
Deanna Troi: RUN AWAY!
All: -Run, with the Black Beast of ARRRGGG right behind them-
Q: It's only a cartoon!
Capt. Picard: SHHHH!
As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward there seemed to be no escape for Capt. Picard and his crew (and lots of other people) when, suddenly… the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.
Animator: Ah!
Animator: -Falls back, dead, from a fatal heart attack-
The cartoon peril was no more.
Q: -Snaps-
All: -Find themselves back at the beach-
Entipy: Good thing that's over!
Q: Remember, all good things must come to an end.
Entipy: -Mutters "Killjoy"
Yeah. That was very possibly the most pointless chapter yet.