Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 15 -- More Lava and Brian Epstein
Disclaimer: I own nothing I don't own any Star Trek characters or Brian Epstein. O.K?
Oh, and thanks to Kirsten for telling me that I was spelling Micro-Brain wrong and giving me an idea!
Yeah, so nothing interesting happened in the last chapter.
Q: O.K, something weird happened while I was in the sun. My skin turned red and it hurts! I didn't know I could feel pain!
Fred: So much for omniscience.
Alex: Dude, it's called a sun burn.
Frizz: Hey, Entipy, when are you going to update "Made In China?"
Entipy: I would have a long time ago, but I've been here.
Frizz: O.K you can leave! -Sends Entipy back to wherever she was before she was here-
Alex: Can I leave too? I've got to do some homework.
Sarah: O.K. -Send Alex back to wherever she was before she was here-
Suddenly, a fiery pit of lava appeared out of nowhere and Capt. Picard falls in and dies.
Will Riker: That … was totally frightening!
All: -Glare at Will Riker-
Worf: It's not like that's the first time that's happened.
Q: For once Micro-Brain is right!
Data: According to previous happenings you should be resurrecting the captain now.
Frizz: Well then I won't, just to be inconsistent.
Brian Epstein: Have any of you seen four young men in grey suits?
Sarah: They were here a while ago, but they had a tour to do, so we sent them back.
Deanna Troi: How did you get here?
Brian Epstein: I'm not certain. So, can you send me to wherever you put them?
Frizz: No.
Brian: Why not?
Frizz: It's more fun to keep you here.
Deanna Troi: I am sensing a great anxiety from you. You're more stressed than Barclay! Who are you?
Brian: I'm Brian Epstein, the Beatles manager. How can you send people back and forth to places? And why do you believe you know what I'm feeling?
Sarah: Only me, Frizz (-Points to Frizz-) and Q (-Points to Q-) can, because we're omnipotent. And Deanna Troi's empathic, and she's right!
Brian: That doesn't make me feel a whole lot better.
Q: It's not supposed to.
Fred; Hey, can you get me autographs of the Beatles?
Brian: You're a camel. What do you want Beatles autographs for?
Fred: I'm a huge fan.
Frizz, Sarah and Worf: Me too!
Data: You should have been reincarnated a few minutes before you were. They left right before you appeared.
Fred: Damn!
Yeah, sorry for the short chappie. I'm having writers block.