I take no credit for this chapter, because an ever faithful Purple Ajah submitted them all… like… forever ago, and I just got around to editing and posting it. Gomen, Ajah. I took a reaaaally long time in posting this.
ITACHI
Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!"
"I'll kill you until you die!"
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open
sewer and die"
"Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it."
"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I
win or lose."
IRUKA
"Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it makes you
walk funny."
"None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all."
KIBA
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
"The more I get to know people the more I like dogs"
NARA
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
"Two Rules For Success:
1) Never tell people everything you know."
NARUTO
A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75
Desperation
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried pushing forward through a door marked 'pull'.
ORO
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
You'll die, but don't worry, you'll live through it.
"The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange
for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings."
KAKASHI
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE.
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
TSUNADE
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Now fix it.
NEJI
"The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate."
"The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future."
SAI
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and
say bite me in a bitchy tone!
"Even If It Kills Me, I'm Gonna Smile."
This chapter brought to you entirely by Purple Ajah, posting in Lotus Aia's The Naruto Adages.
Maybe I will put some in next chapter. And a few reviewers left suggestions, so those will be in the next post for sure.