Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 16 -- The Beatles Return
Disclaimer: Please refer to previous chapters.
Picard died again and Brian Epstein (Who shall now be referred to as Brian) appeared out of nowhere.
Frizz: -Turns Q into a log-
Worf: I'm not complaining or anything, but why'd you do that?
Frizz: So that it would be easier to do this…
Log: -Bursts into flames-
Data: COOL!
Will Riker: Data are you feeling okay?
Fred: Fire so pretty! I want to touch!
Brian: Is this normal around here?
Deanna Troi: Yep.
Sarah: I really miss Paul.
Suddenly the Beatles appeared out of nowhere, because of Sarah.
The Beatles: Hi Eppy!
Brian: Boys! Good to see you! We've got to get out of here! You've got a tour to do!
John: We always have a tour to do!
Worf: Why did they call you Eppy?
Ringo: Everybody calls him Eppy.
Brian: Not really, just you four and some other people.
Sarah: Frizz, you do know that anyone reading this that's not a total Beatlemanica like us won't have any idea what's going on here?
Frizz: That's okay. They usually don't know what's going on anyway.
Will Riker: What are you talking about?
Frizz: See what I mean?
Paul: Hi woof!
Worf: IT'S WORF!
Sarah: PAUL!
Sarah: -Runs up and snogs Paul-
Paul: Umm… hello Sarah. It's …ummm… nice to see you too.
George: So, what's been going on here? That guy who got turned into cheesecake is back. And what's with the camel?
Data: You've missed a lot. And the camel is the penguin reincarnated.
Fred: Can I have some autographs?
The Beatles: NO!
Sarah: Hey! Eppy has an English accent too!
Ringo: Hey! Only we can call him Eppy!
Eppy: Well I think … why did you put Eppy instead of Brian?
Deanna Troi: What are you talking about?
Sarah: You can see the script?
Eppy: Of course I can! Now, why did you put Eppy? I would prefer Mr. Epstein.
Frizz: Fine. -Mutters "Square" under her breath-
Mr. Epstein: Now, about this script, what do you mean "You can see the script"? Am I not supposed to be able to see the script?
Sarah: No, it's just that most of the other people we bring here don't notice the script.
Brian: I'm not going to be sane after this am I?
Data: According to my records, you a not sane now.
Brian (Annoyed): Thanks.
Yes, I am aware of just how stupid and pointless that was. Please review anyway.