Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 17 -- Brian Epstein, Part Time Stapling Machine
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek, The Beatles or New York City. Or a part time stapling machine.
Thanks to Entipy for telling me they needed to get off the island.
The Beatles returned in the last chapter, much to Sarah's content.
Frizz: Hey, Brian, can I ask you something?
Brian: What?
Frizz: Are you a part time stapling machine?
Brian: WHAT? Why would I be a part time stapling machine? That makes no sense!
Fred: Nothing here makes sense.
Sarah: I'm bored with this island.
Sarah: -Sends everyone somewhere else, but they're still together-
Worf: Where are we?
Sarah: New York City, 1965.
The Beatles and Brian: Uh-oh.
Large Group of Teenage Girls: Hey! It's the Beatles! Get them!
John: RUN AWAY!
The Beatles were chased down the streets of NYC by the group of psychotic teenagers.
Brian: Shouldn't we go save them?
Will Riker: Why?
Worf: It's every man for himself!
Frizz: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Data: Yes, in Switzerland, after Capt. Jack Sparrow got attacked by a large group of Swiss girls.
Deanna Troi: Hey Brian, are you a part time stapling machine?
Brian: No.
Fred: Let's get chocolate!
Data: But, we are not in Switzerland.
Deanna Troi: So? Chocolate is chocolate.
Worf: So, Brian, are you a part time stapling machine?
Brian: What do I do that make everyone think I'm a stapling machine?
Worf: Nothing really, I'm just curious.
Will Riker: Ya know, I've always wanted to see a Broadway play.
Frizz: Okay, let's! What should we see?
Sarah: Phantom of the Opera!
Frizz: No, Spamalot!
Worf: The Lion King!
Data: The Producers!
Deanna Troi: Mamma Mia!
Fred: Fiddler on the Roof!
Frizz: Who do you all know the names of Broadway plays that haven't been on for, like, 300 years?
Will Riker: I was almost an actor.
Brian: Me too!
Will Riker: Cool! Say, are you a part time stapling machine?
Suddenly the Beatles came back, but wearing really fake mustaches
Fred: Hey, you're back! We're going to see a Broadway play, but we can't decide on which one.
John: We should see Lennon!
Sarah: No, that got taken off.
Deanna Troi: Let's just skip the idea all together, I mean, we don't even have the ancient money to buy tickets.
Worf: Wait, if it's 1965 none of these shows are even on!
Ringo: Good point.
Paul: Brian, me and the boys have wanted to ask you something for some time now…
Brian: Yes?
George: Are you a part time stapling machine?
Brian: NO! FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A STAPLING MACHINE!
Will Riker: Geez, you don't have to blow the Jeffrey's tubes.
Data: Whatever the hell that means.
Is Brian or is Brian not … a part time stapling machine! Actually, according to history, Brian Epstein wouldn't have had time to be a part time stapling machine. Oh, and Entipy, sorry I used your lines again.