Crazy trouble with love part 9

Kama and Shirou

Series: Fate Stay

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-Emiya Residence-

BOOOM!

Rain. Thick and black as the ocean depths poured across the city as we find our resident mage looking out at the nearby patio.

The reason? Sakura Matou-Tohsaka has died and left this world, although for some reason during the funeral strange worm-like insects crawled out of her mouth and attacked a few of her remaining family members. Even though Shirou never knew her, he heard from her sister, someone who he comforted and is still friends with, she was a kind, caring and loyal girl who had a bad upbringing but was hopeful for the future.

He had prayed that she would find peace in the other world, with the weather picking the right day to rain to reflect the mood.

Which happened to be sadness and regret. Regret for not getting to know her better and sadness that another death affected him in his lifetime, the last one being his father. But for now, the lightning and raindrops seem to give some relief to the earth in which Sakura now resides, but not by much.

He sighed before turning and walked back inside to see Taiga currently grading some papers.

"This one is bad. Needs a name. Too many doodles." she muttered while not seeing Shirou sitting down next to her and laid on her back.

"Hey Taiga-nee." He sighed while putting his face into her hair.

"Shirou? Whats up?"

"I just feel really down." He sighed. "And I need someone to lay on."

She didn't say anything except reach back and give his arm a rub. "It'll be ok Shirou, she's at peace."

"...I know." he said while his eyes seemed glazed and void of his normal character, being kind and cheerful. "I just feel like I should have done something. Like I messed up when I could have gotten to know her, maybe become her friend."

"Well you can't let that stop you from making new friends. Besides, she wouldn't want you to feel miserable forever right?"

"..."

"Right?"

"...maybe." he said sadly while taking a deep breath. "Still. I wish I knew her better."

"I know Shirou, I know." Taiga sighed while rubbing his head a little. "I know."

The night went on like this, the rain pouring down like tears from a grieving mother. Although tomorrow...something odd shall happen. But for now, Shirou's anguish and sadness filled mind made a silent prayer, one that could be heard from places far off and unknown to all but the Root.

'Sakura...I wish…' he thought while a single tear, filled to the brim with magic and raw emotion, fell to the ground. 'I wish I could be with you.'

Drip.

A small ripple formed across the ground, time and space turning into a pond that seemed to connect to places unknown. And somewhere, in a place where wars were started over and a place where wishes could be made.

A wish was made and granted.

(Next morning)

Shirou grumbled while walking down the hallway, still red in the eyes from crying as Taiga was watching the news.

"Shirou, the news is really boring." she grumbled while changing it, not knowing the next story was about a missing body at the local cemetery.

"So? What else is new?"

"That I'm hungry."

"Nothing new." He sweatdropped before hearing a knock at the door. "Coming."

Knock knock.

He sighed while walking to the door and opened it.

Only to see a small girl with short silver hair, dark red eyes, pale skin, a small A cup chest and small set of hips, wearing a dark purple cloth that went from her neck and over her stomach with a transparent veil decorated with lotus flowers, a golden choker and earrings, a small red bow on the her left side of her head, golden lotus flowers on her chest and on the top of her feet, a small short purple skirt with two long strands of cloth that went from the back of her hips to her calves which sported clear blue ends, long purple stockings that went to the lower portions of her hips and were decorated with both gold and lotus leaves, long fingerless and shoulderless sleeves, and had two pointed gold arrow tips strapped on the inner thigh of her right leg, right at the door with a smile.

"Are you Shirou Emiya?" She asked in a cute voice.

"Uh...yes?"

"I'm Kama." She smiled. "Your new goddess of love."

Clank.

"...hey!" She pouted cutely. "Stop being so rude, human!"

Shirou walked away.

Knock knock.

"Shirou? Who was it?"

"A child."

"Let me in, human!" She cried out while sounding very sad. "Open this door right now!"

Shirou sighed while opening the door again, and saw her crying a little.

"You rude human!" She sniffed. "You should've let me in, not act like a jerk!"

"Sorry, but I'm lost here." he sweatdropped. "Who are you?"

"Kama." She huffed cutely. "A god of love, although I'm not motivated in such dribble."

"And you are here because...?"

She puffed up and smiled. "I'm here because your wish summoned me. A wish of despair and hope, a fitting gift for one who loved everything."

"...eh?"

She held his left hand and smirked. "I'm in your care, mother."

"...NANI!?"

Taiga overheard the conversation while Kama smiled.

"Mother, I'm hungry. Feed me."

Shirou stared at her with a slack jaw with Taiga rushing out.

"Who did you knock up Shirou?!"

"No one-"

"Mother, who is she?"

"Then why is she calling you mom?!"

"He is mother because he is caring and has maternal love." Kama smiled. "Mother, feed me."

"Ah...ah...ah..."

Kama smiled. "So anything for your daughter, mother?"

(Later)

"Nom nom nom." Kama smiled while eating some pancakes.

"I...I just can't believe this..." Shirou muttered while Taiga looked at him and Kama with suspicion.

"Shirou?"

"I swear Taiga-nee I don't know what's going on!"

"Nom nom nom." Kama smiled while looking at Shirou. "More please, mother dear."

"Uh, sure." He said while putting more pancakes onto the plate.

"Nom nom."

"Look girl, why don't you try and explain to us the whole issue." Taiga said while Kama kept on eating.

"Nom nom." she looked at her. "Like what?"

"Like why you call Shirou mother, besides the obvious."

"Because mother is a mother." She said with deadpan eyes.

'That gave literally no answer.' She thought while Kama returned to eating pancakes. "And?"

"And what?" Kama asked while still eating.

"And why are you here still?"

"Because mother wished me here."

"I did?"

Kama smiled at Shirou. "Yep, and more mother dearest."

"...ok, now I'm really lost!" Taiga yelled.

"Mother wanted to see Sakura." Kama smiled. "So I made it happen."

"W...What?" Shirou went wide eyed while feeling a sudden pit in his stomach.

She smiled with a strange sense of satisfaction. "What? Never saw a corpse turn into a child before? You wanted her in your life, so I just simply reoccupied her body and rejuvenated it. I'm your own child now mother dearest."

That made both of them go pale and jump back in fear.

"What?" She asked innocently. "Didn't you want your daughter?"

"S-S-S-Shirou? Call the police." whispered Taiga.

Kama blinked before smirking. "That won't do. If you went to them with a story like that, no one would believe you. You would be in jail by now."

"What are you?!"

"A god, duh." She smiled while looking more devious, only for Shirou to take her pancakes, breaking the effect entirely. "What, hey!"

"No more pancakes for you."

"Mother! Nooooo!" she cried out and tried to get to them, but Shirou held them over her reach. "Give it back!"

"No, not until we know the whole story and what you meant. What do you mean you're using Sakura's body?" he glared.

"But mother!"

"No buts!"

Kama pouted. "Meany."

"Just answer the question."

"...I have no body." Kama sighed. "I'm everything in the universe but I have no physical form. Thus I possessed the corpse of this girl and rejuvenated it to a more youthful form. You wanted Sakura, and I returned her to you as my new body. Now give me my pancakes!"

"She was dead!"

"I'm a god, raising the dead is normal. Although she was still technically alive due to her magic circuits still functioning. But that's not important, I want my pancakes, mother!"

"Wait, how was she alive?! And what the hell are magic circuits?"

Kama grumbled before explaining everything, to an extent.

(Later)

"And that's what magic circuits are. For the girl to be alive, her magic needed to be still in her body. It was not enough for her to move, but it was enough to be buried alive." She said calmly. "Anyway, Sakura is here and I'm here so...my pancakes, mother dearest?"

Taiga and Shirou stared at her, again, while Shirou started to sway left and right.

"What? Cat got your tongue?"

"Oooh..."

CRASH!

"..."

"...so can I have some pancakes?"

(Later)

Shirou groaned while Kama, or Assassin as she was called much to her dismay and hate, was laying on his lap, eating some small cakes. "This is...crazy."

"Nom."

"So...crazy."

"Is this reality or a dream?"

"Nope, nom."

"...I need a drink."

"Milk or soma?"

"Soma?"

"Drink of the gods."

"If it gets me drunk enough to take all this in, I'll take anything."

She smirked. "I don't have any."

"Damn it!" Shirou yelled while laying on his back.

Kama smiled. "But you can still feed me, mother."

"Ugh! Now I feel guilty." he grumbled while covering his face with his arm. "All of this is my fault."

"How so?" Kama asked.

"If I hadn't made that wish, I wouldn't have desecrated Sakura's body."

"It's not desecration." Kama deadpanned. "It's rejuvenation. Besides, Sakura likes this."

"...eh?"

"I forgot to tell you this but while I am occupying this body, some traces of her remain. And they are telling me that they like being with 'senpai'." She shrugged. "So don't go mopping about, too much despair in one sitting isn't good for my stomach."

"That's...That's real, right? You're not just saying that?"

"Nope." She smiled before saying. "So relax mother, she's not upset at this at all."

Shirou looked at her and felt some relief, but it didn't change the fact that being called 'mom' like this was still weird.

"Mother." Kama said. "I am in your care, so treat me with respect or I might make your life miserable...so any more of these cup cakes?"

"You ate them all." sweatdropped Taiga.

She looked at the plate and then at Taiga. "Then give me more, human tiger."

"I'm not a tiger GAO!"

"But you come across as one." Kama smirked before getting noogied. "Noooo!"

"The name's Taiga, not tiger!"

"Stop!"

"Then take it back!"

"Never!"

Shirou sweatdropped before seeing Kama start biting on Taiga's arm.

"Ow! Get off!"

"Mmah maha!"

"Shirou help me here!"

But as Taiga turned her head, she saw that he wasn't in the room.

"SHIROU!"

(A few weeks later)

Shirou yawned while getting up, knowing that Kama, who enjoyed being lazy and unmotivated except for snacks, was sleeping in the other room and would get hungry when she woke up.

He got out of bed and headed to the kitchen. As he did so, he didn't notice that someone was sitting at the table until he got a good look.

That someone was a tall teenage girl with medium length silver hair that went to her shoulders, dark red eyes, pale skin, a D cup chest and small set of hips, wearing a dark purple cloth that went from her neck and right to her crotch with a transparent veil decorated with lotus flowers, a golden choker with a pink lotus flower in the center and earrings, a small red bow on the her left side of her head with a small golden accessory over the ribbon, golden lotus flowers on her chest and on the top of her feet, two golden bands around her hips and down to her groin with two lotus flowers on the sides, two long strands of deep lazuli cloth that went from the back of her hips to her calves and sported golden lines, long purple stockings that went to the lower portions of her hips decorated with thin golden lines and some gold and lotus leaves, long fingerless sleeves dotted with a single pink lotus on the wrists that went to her shoulders and had two long strands of cloth akin to the ones on her hips along with golden lotus petals over her shoulders, and had two pointed gold arrow tips strapped on the inner thigh of her right leg, who was looking a little bored.

"Hey, breakfast is ready yet?"

He jumped back in alarm. "W-Who are you?"

She yawned. "It's me, Kama."

"B-But-"

"I grew up."

"...passing out again." He said before fainting again.

(Later)

He groaned while opening his eyes, only to see Kama right on his lap, in her new form.

"Hi mother."

"WAH!"

"What? Scared of a normal girl, how pathetic."

"This makes no sense!"

Kama smiled. "That I grew up or that I'm cuter now?"

"Both!"

Kama smiled before blushing and looked away. "D-Don't let that go to your head. I'm still a god."

"How did you grow so fast?! Even for a god that's crazy!"

"I just grew." Kama said calmly. "Besides, I'm what Sakura would look like if you met. Isn't that nice?"

"Ah...ah..."

"Mother." She said while smiling. "Can you make breakfast now?"

"Uh...eh, why not?" Shirou sighed while getting up.

"And mother."

"Yes."

"You're a good maternal figure. Keep it up."

"Well, thank you." He said with a light blush.

Slap!

"Ah!"

"You even have the ass of a mother." Kama smirked while Shirou narrowed his eyes.

"...you have to wait for breakfast, for about a few hours."

"Eh?!" she went wide eyed. "Why?!"

"For slapping my butt."

"That was a love slap!"

"Still, no breakfast."

"Nooooooo!" she cried out in horror before wrapping her arms around his legs. "You can't do that!"

"Yes I can and will."

"Mother!"

"And you don't have to call me that. Shirou will be enough."

"But you are a mother! Mother please!"

"Shirou."

"Mother!"

"Shirou."

"Mother!"

"Shirou!"

"Mother!"

"Shirou!"

"Mother mother mother mother!"

"Shirou! S-H-I-R-O-U!"

"Mother! M-O-T-H-E-R!"

"Taiga!" Taiga interrupted them while looking cheerful.

Both of them looked at her with blank stares.

"What? I thought this was a name contest?"

"No." Both said at once.

"Then what are you two doing?"

"I'm trying to get her to stop calling me mother and use my actual name."

"And mother is being a jerk!"

Taiga blinked. "So a normal parent and child argument...wait. How did you grow up so fast?!"

Kama deadpanned. "I just grew up, duh."

"It's not that simple!"

Kama rolled her eyes while noticing that Shirou was walking away. "Where are you going mother?"

"Out. I need some fresh air."

"Do you want me to accompany you?"

"No, you stay."

"Eh? Why?" She asked with a raised brow.

"Because the point of getting air is doing it on your own."

"..." she pouted and looked away. "Fine, but don't go eloping with anyone, you're not ready for a husband, mother dear."

"I-I don't plan on doing that!" Shirou blushed.

"With that proper woman butt?" She asked with a smirk as Taiga started to snicker. "If anything you MIGHT get hitched after they oggle your hips from behind."

"My butt isn't that womanly!"

"Ha ha, it is!" Taiga laughed while rolling on the ground. "It is SO womanly!"

"It is not Taiga-nee!" He blushed before stomping off, all the while Taiga and Kama watched his butt move from side to side...like a mature woman. 'I am not a woman!'

(Much later)

"I'm home." He called out with a sigh while walking inside the house.

Only to notice Kama setting the table and placing a bowl of miso soup on the plate.

"Welcome back mother, dinner is ready."

He deadpanned at her and shook his head. "You know, if you don't use my name, I might just not answer."

"You wouldn't do that."

"And why is that?"

"Because you love having someone calling you mother, it makes you feel what's the word...oh yes, happy." she said while pointing to the soup. "Come and eat before it gets cold."

"Fine." He sighed before sitting down and took a sip of his soup. "Huh, that's...actually good."

Kama smiled as Shirou continued to eat his meal. "Good, it's my first time cooking. I am an archer first and a cook last though, so hearing you say that is nice."

Shirou kept on eating before noticing a strange taste in the broth. "Kama."

"Yes?"

"What exactly did you put in?" He asked while turning to Kama, his hand still picking up broth and tofu.

"The same things you normally put in, with one more ingredient." She said while Shirou's spoon scooped up a pair of black panties with a tiger on it. "Your guardian's used panties. Fu fu fu~"

And cue Shirou spitting the soup out at her while dropping the bowl and began to rub at his tongue.

"Ha ha ha!" Kama laughed with glee. "You are such a pervert mother, ha ha ha!"

Shirou glared at Kama before saying. "No dinner tonight!"

And cue her going pale in the face as she screamed. "N-No!"

(Many weeks later)

"Kama! It's your turn to do the dishes!" Shirou yelled out while not hearing anything in her bedroom, which was locked for some reason. "Kama!"

Silence.

'Not this again!' he thought before knocking on it. "Kama come out, I know you're in there."

Silence.

He knocked again while getting the same dead silence and sighed in frustration. "If you don't come out I will knock the door down."

Silence.

"I'll count to three."

Silence.

"One."

Silence.

"Two."

Silence.

"Three!"

Crash!

"Ow!" He groaned while entering the room, and saw a large lump under the blankets.

"Zzzzzz."

"Kama, wake up."

"Zzzzz."

He grumbled before pulling the blankets off...only to reveal a tall older woman with long silver hair that went to her small hips and seemed to sparkle with deep azul blue hair akin to a galaxy, dark red eyes, pale skin, an I cup chest, wearing a golden choker with a pink lotus flower in the center, golden earrings, a small red bow on the her left side of her head with a small golden accessory over the ribbon, golden lotus flowers on her chest, a long golden band around her hips and down to her groin with two lotus flowers on the sides, two long strands of deep lazuli cloth that went from the back of her hips to her calves which sported golden lines and had azul blue lines going from the bottom to the top of it, deep burn marks around her legs, arms and hips with sharp blue cracks going from the feet to the hips and were decorated with thin golden lines and a few gold lotus petals, golden bands on her wrists with single pink lotus on it as her hands seemed to be glowing a bright blue color and sporting more cracks than the rest of her limbs, golden lotus petals on her shoulders with two long strands of cloth akin to the ones on her hips, and had two pointed gold arrow tips strapped on the inner thigh of her right leg, sleeping on the bed.

"EH?!"

"Zzzzz." she snored while one eye opened up and looked at Shirou. "Mmmm...morning mother dear."

"It's Shirou."

"Yes mother." She yawned while Shirou looked slightly embarrassed and a little confused. "Is breakfast ready?"

"You slept through it."

"...oh."

"And you grew, again."

"Oh? So I have." She smirked. "How do you like it mother?"

"...no comment." He blushed as Kama got off and smiled.

"Want to feel them?"

Boing~

He blushed more before coughing. "No, besides you're nearly naked."

"So?"

"Put some clothes on."

"No." She smirked. "I'm a god, I will dress however I want."

"Not in my house."

She huffed before moving closer to him, her chest on his face. "Would this change your mind~?"

"N-No!" he cried out with a blush and jumped back while averting his eyes.

"Aw come on." She smirked, moving her chest up and down with her hands. "I know you want them~"

"DO NOT!" he cried out before running down the hall.

"...maybe that was too much?"

(Later)

Shirou groaned while laying on the couch, trying to stop himself from thinking of Kama's chest.

While Taiga herself was currently sweeping out front. All the while no one noticed Kama watching Shirou from behind a corner.

'He is one hard cookie to break. His wish is the girl I'm using but how come he's not falling for me? Is it the parental bond that's hindering the progress, or something else?' She thought while looking like a pouting child. 'Any man would be eager for a nice pair of breasts, regardless of the relationship.'

As she tried to figure out why Shirou didn't love her, she didn't notice that Shirou was looking at her.

'What is she doing?' he thought. 'Is she trying to spy on me?'

As they looked at each other, they locked eyes and started to blush a little as they felt a ping in their hearts.

"Hello mother~"

And cue him turning his head quickly as Kama got an idea and jumped on his lap.

"How do you like my bottom~" 'This has to work!'

"Gah!" 'Don't get dirty thoughts, don't get dirty thoughts!' He thought while not seeing Kama's blushing red face, which was attributed to both Sakura's lingering feeling of embarrassment and Kama's embarrassment.

That was when Taiga walked in and saw the two doing 'it', in her eyes that is.

She dropped the broom and went slack jawed. "Ah...Ah...nani?!"

"Taiga-nee! I-It's not what it looks like!"

"But mother." Kama said with a flustered look on her face. "Y-You were the one who wanted a lap dance."

"Wh-"

"Shirou! Don't elope with your daughter!"

"I'm not!" Shirou yelled.

"But mother, I thought you loved me enough for eloping." Kama pouted. "Shirou! Shirou! S-H-I-R-O-U!"

And cue him turning bright red as Kama kept on pouting at him.

'Why me?!'

(Later)

Kama yawned while watching Shirou sleep in his bed, a pastime for her when she's bored or frustrated. She had been doing this for a while with him none the wiser.

"Zzzzzzz." Shirou snored while turning in his sleep.

'He's so cute when he snores.' She thought with a smile.

"Zzzzzzzzzz."

'Should I make love to him here...or wait? I mean, if he can fall for me, then I can absorb him into my divine being.' she thought with a blush. 'Where I can smother him with infinity.'

"Kama..."

She stiffened hearing that.

"Kama...no...stop...eating the...pancakes..."

'Kama? Who's that' She thought before gaining a smirk. 'Oh! Kama, aw. He's acting like a child with a wisp, cute.'

"Kam...zzzz." he snored while Kama moved closer to his body.

'I wonder what he's dreaming about. Probably something REALLY naughty~'

(In the dream)

Shirou sighed while watching Kama riding on a ferris wheel, who seemed to have fun.

"Mother look, I'm flying!"

"It's Shirou, and I see you." He said while smiling a little. 'Such a child.'

(Outside the dream)

"Do you want me to strip mother~?"

"Zzz...Kama..." he snored. "No...stripping...on...ferris...wheel..."

"How about right here~?"

"Mmm...ok...cotton candy...zzzz."

"Sounds like a yes to me~" She smirked before moving under the blankets and pulled down his pants. 'He he he~'

(A bit later)

Shirou groaned while feeling something wet near his groin, all the while his eyes slowly opened.

Only to reveal an empty room and...a large lump in the blanket?

"W-What the?" He muttered before moving the sheets and saw Kama sucking on his very enlarged cock. "K-Kama!?"

"Mmm~" she hummed while the cock looked ready to explode.

"W-What are you doing?! Stop that!" he cried out with a groan.

She looked up, smirked and turned her body so her ass was in his face as she continued to lick his cock, which seemed to be very harder then normal and ready to explode. 'Have some of my ass~'

'Gah!' he thought while feeling very red in the face yet aroused at the same time. 'She's really sucking me! And I can't hold it!' He thought before the ass landed on his face, his cock cumming at that exact moment.

'There it is.' Kama thought while drinking the sperm. 'His essence~'

Shirou groaned while in between the ass cheeks, making him moan a little. 'I can't believe she's doing this!'

After she finished her 'meal' she moved back and placed her chest near Shioru's chest.

"Round two?"

"W-What's going on!?"

"I'm fucking you mother." she said with a smirk. "Isn't that want you want, to fuck me?"

Shirou gulped while feeling his cock get hard again.

"So, want another go~?"

"W-We shouldn't be doing this." He gulped as Kama moved her slit over the cock and pushed down.

"Sorry mother, but you need this. I need this~" she licked her lips while bobbing her hips up and down. "Ahhh! It's bigger than it feels!"

Shirou moaned while his hand instinctively reached for Kama's breasts as he groped them.

"Oh~ How lewd~" she teased while her moist folds made moving the dick in and out easy.

He groaned while he kept on groping Kama's breasts as he felt his cock getting harder and harder with each successful thrust. 'Oh kami! T-This feels good...and so wrong at the same time!'

"How does my insides feel mother?" Kama smirked while moving her hips faster. "How does it feel to fuck a REAL god~?"

"Gah! W-Wrong!" He moaned while Kama looked very miffed hearing that as she moved her chest over his face.

"If you don't like it, then why are you not resisting?" She smirked as Shirou eyed the breasts with lust while she took off the golden lotus flowers and revealed her nipples to him. "Indulge in your love, your disgusting baser instincts~"

"N-No! I can't! It would be wrong!" He gulped while his cock got even harder than before and looked ready to explode.

"Don't worry, we won't be mad~" she chuckled while moving her breasts closer to his mouth. "Indulge~"

"I...I...DAMN IT!" He yelled before his lips touched the nipples and his cum exploded into Kama's womb, making her moan.

"Ooooh~ Mother, you horny bastard~!" she cried out with a smile. "Go wild~!"

Shirou moaned while unintentionally sucking on her nipples as the sperm continued to pour out of his cock, seemingly never ending.

(A few minutes later)

Shirou groaned as Kama laid on top of him, looking very satisfied.

"Looks like you can satisfy a god."

He sighed in relief, hoping it was over, until he noticed that the room was replaced by a massive galaxy and there were billions of Kama's all around him, naked and looking at him like a hungry predator.

"But can you satisfy a god whose body is everything and everywhere in the universe~?"

"...huh?" He simply said before the Kamas moved towards him, making him scream as the camera zoomed away to reveal a galaxy sized Kama smirking at the camera.

"What? Didn't think I could do this?" she winked as the screen went black.

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