Crazy trouble with love part 9
Rising Hopper/Caeli and Aruto
Series: Kamen Rider Zero-One
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-Japan, Hiden Intelligence-
Aruto was focused. He was trying his best to concentrate and not get distracted. If he let up even one second, it could spell life or death.
The reason why?
Simple, he was trying to get his paperwork done...again. And not paperwork on his company, it was about his comedy career.
He had the perfect joke...but now he needed the perfect audience. He was wanting to try and make the perfect jokes to blow them away, and maybe even break the ice on the next press conference.
But who would he practice on?
That was when Izu appeared right behind his office chair and looked at the papers. "A Don is the same as a Key, it is an asstastic experience?" she said while Aruto jumped in surprise. "President Aruto, what does this have to do with the company's financial assets?"
"Uh...it doesn't."
"Then why?"
"To make the perfect joke."
"..." she blinked while Aruto felt like she didn't understand him at that moment. "You have important forms that need your attention right now."
"I know but-"
"No excuses." she interrupted while taking away the papers and replacing them with resumes. "Work."
Aruto groaned while not noticing that something was glowing in his pocket.
A yellow glowing light to be exact.
(A bit later)
"Ugh, finally done." he sighed while a stack of papers were on the right side of his desk. "I thought it would never end."
Beep beep.
Aruto blinked while a beeping sound came from his pocket, which he checked and saw the Rising Hopper Progrisekey glowing a bright yellow while making a loud beeping sound. "Eh? What's going on? Why's the Progrisekey doing that?"
Beep beep beep beep beep.
Aruto groaned as it started to get louder and louder.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Ah! Too loud!" he stood up and held it away, right as Izu entered. "Izu! I need your help!"
And cue her appearing next to him.
"President Aruto?"
"Ah! Help! The Progrisekey is going nuts!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Let me see it." She said while looking at the key. "Analyzing...scan complete. Singularity activating. We must bring it to Zea for humagear transference immediately."
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"What?"
"If not in a humagear body in the next few minutes, the Progrisekey will permanently deactivate."
"Eh!?" He exclaimed in shock as the beeping sound got louder and louder.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
He got up and rushed into the secret room where the printer was and tried to find a humagear to put it in.
But having difficulty finding the right template.
"Which one which one which one!?" He yelled while the machine suddenly scanned Izu's form.
"Template found, humagear body type formation estimation...one hour."
Aruto groaned at the machine's results. "An hour? We can't wait that long!"
"President Aruto, the immediate danger has passed. I suggest we wait for the long term effect to take place."
"But-"
"Relax." She said while still smiling, although with a hint of force behind it. "It will be alright."
Aruto sighed. "I hope so."
(One hour later)
Beep beep.
"Humagear deploying."
The machine opened its doors to reveal a tall woman with short black hair that went to her shoulders, sharp yellow eyes, a single mole near her right eye, a D cup chest and large ass ass, two yellow short thread like antennae earpieces connected to the head by a black band that sported two yellow circles in the middle of the ear pieces, two pairs of yellow and black wings on the back, narrow leathery forewings on the upper shoulder blades and large membranous hind wings with veins covering them below the shoulder blades, short black claws, thick segmented plates on the legs sporting several ridges, pegs, a double row of spines and articulated spurs covering the entire legs like armor, wearing a deep yellow long sleeved shirt, a black jacket with several black grasshoppers on the sleeves and neck, a extremely short black mini skirt that revealed part of her blue panties, black stockings, large black tengu geta with red straps near the toes, and had a chibi Aruto plushie hanging from her hips by a red string near the back of its neck, standing right in the middle of the room with a smile.
Aruto and Izu looked at the humagear in silence, Aruto more so in awe and astonishment.
The humagear looked at Aruto and grinned. "Hey boss, like the new me?"
"Oh, hello there." he greeted with a smile. "You know who I am already?"
"Yep, you're the boss, aka master." she smiled while giving a thumbs up. "You're the buzzz of the town!"
"He he." Izu chuckled while Aruto stared at her in shock.
"You...you chuckled at a pun!"
"Affirmative."
"But you never do!"
"...true." Izu said while looking at the humagear girl. "But she can make people laugh."
He looked at the girl. "How?!"
"Simple master." she grinned. "I learned from you and fine tuned it, now I'm a buzz all around jokester."
"You learned from me?"
"Yep." she grinned while walking towards Aruto and stared at him. "Mmmm."
"What?"
"Mmmm. Yep." she smiled. "You're more of a hopping mad tsundere then a boss."
Aruto felt that one joke fly over his head as the girl scratched her cheek.
"So, can I get something to eat?"
"Eat? Are you hungry?"
"Yep." she nodded.
"...but humagears don't eat."
"Well I am hungry." she huffed. "For anything, even metal."
"Izu, is that possible?" he asked his secretary.
"No. But the Progrisekey's grasshopper data could be affecting her logic circuits." Izu said while the girl started to get antsy.
She groaned before running off. "I. Need. Food!"
"Wait come back!" Aruto yelled while running after her.
(Elsewhere in town)
Yua blinked while watching Fuwa clinging to a lampost and making strange sounds that seemed similar to a cicada's cry.
"Nee nee nee nee nee."
"Why are you doing this?"
"To become a cicada, I told you this before." he growled while not seeing a grasshopper themed girl running towards him and stopped near his face. "Eh?"
"A cicada huh, what a far cry from the usual puppy barks you make." she smirked as Yua chuckled at the joke.
"Who are you?" he frowned, getting off the lampost. "A new type of humagear I assume?"
"Yep." She smiled. "I'm Progrisekey, entry number one, Rising Hopper. Made by boss Aruto, nice to meet you again puppy."
Fuwa glared at her for the nickname with Yua catching the first part right away.
"So." she looked at Yua. "Want to get some food? I'm starving."
"Uh, well we were just getting ready to spend some time together. You could join us, if you want." she replied awkwardly with Fuwa stepping over.
"Hold on. Just what kind of humagear are you? You're not like the rest."
"I was a Progrisekey. Entry number one, Rising Hopper." she said while smirking. "But now I have singularity and a body, meaning I can be a jokester and a foodie all I want. So go fetch or something puppy."
"Why call me puppy!?"
"Because you use a wolf Progrisekey." she smiled with a thumbs up. "And you a loyal doggie for miss cheetah here. I mean you flirt all the time."
"We do not!" he yelled with Yua shaking her head. "My name is Fuwa, F-U-W-A!"
"Are you sure? I'll bet she'd have a better time calling you that."
"Why you little!"
"Anyway, lunch?" she asked while placing her arms around both their necks like they were old pals. "And alcoholic drinks?"
"It's too early for me." spoke Yua.
"Aw!" she pouted while Fuwa grumbled.
(Elsewhere)
"Ugh!" Aruto groaned while he and Izu were looking for the humagear. "Where is she!?"
"I will speak with Zea and see if we can pinpoint her location." Izu said while Aruto turned a corner and saw a ramen shop, only to notice Yua having some ramen with Fuwa and the new humagear...although currently Yua was trying to teach the humagear how to use chopsticks.
"There she is!" He yelled while running into the store.
"Nom."
Only to see the humagear eating some noodles...and NOT exploding at all.
"Yum~"
"And...she's eating?" he muttered in surprise, not expecting that to work.
The humagear smiled while Yua noticed Aruto and beckoned him over, all the while said humagear was looking at Fuwa with interest, making him angry.
"What?"
"I just realized something."
"Again, what?" Fuwa frowned as Aruto sat next to Yua.
"A.I.M's decision to use a wolf Progrisekey on you is silly. You are a buzzing for the cicada Progrisekey." she smiled as Yua chuckled a little. "I mean you already have the insect's loud unintelligible cry."
"WHAT!?"
"So what is it about?" Aruto whispered as Fuwa stood up and tried to catch the humagear, but she ran away from him with a giggle.
"Why did you turn your Progrisekey into a humagear?"
"It just happened."
"And she said she gained singularity, is that correct?"
"Yep. Is it a problem?"
"So far she doesn't seem to be showing any hostile signs. If anything, she's been acting more like a kid with how much she's been edging Fuwa on."
Aruto sighed with relief hearing that. "That's good. I was worried when she ran out. Apparently she's even learned about my great jokes and can tell her own. She even made Izu laugh!" spoke Aruto with wide eyes.
"I can tell." Yua whispered. "Made me chuckle as well. But still, you have to keep a better eye on her."
"Wait, she got you to chuckle too?"
"Yes, at Fuwa's expense."
"HOLD STILL!"
"Ha ha! You can't catch me puppy!"
Both Aruto and Yua sweatdropped at the girl's childish behavior as Fuwa looked ready to blow.
"So what's her name?" Yua asked Aruto.
"...she doesn't have one." he admitted. "I didn't really have much time to think of one before she ran off."
"Ah, but you should come up with one soon. Her Progrisekey name will make her a target."
BOOOM!
And cue Fuwa colliding into the kitchen as the girl was now on the table behind him.
"Ha ha!"
"NO!" yelled a chef humagear as she looked horrified at the now ruined noodles that Fuwa just destroyed. "My masterpiece!"
"Ow...sorry." he spoke standing up and wiping the noodles off his clothes.
"Sorry? Sorry, don't cut it! You ruined a week's worth of planning and preparing!" She snapped. "And now I won't be able to cook for anyone for a month!"
"Look I said I'm sorry-"
She glared, her eyes turning red as her earpieces changed to a crimson red as well. "You will be sorry! YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"
"Look out!" called Yua as she and Aruto stood up with Fuwa already pulling out his ShotRiser.
The humagear roared in anger before charging towards Fuwa.
KICK!
Only to get kicked in the face by the new Progrisekey girl, her left leg now a spitting image of Zero-One's armored left leg, and sent the woman flying out of the room.
"Oi! Don't hit the puppy!" She frowned as the chef fell down.
The humagear slowly rose up while getting mad. "Humans...I can't stand them! Ruining my dishes! I HOPE THEY DIE!"
"Time for you to take a nap." She smirked before her hands gained the same armor as the rider and charged towards the chef. "Super Hopper Punch!"
BAM!
And cue the humagear getting sent out of the restaurant as Aruto looked on in shock along with Yua, Fuwa still angry about the 'puppy' nickname.
"Wow..."
"You said it." nodded Yua.
"Should we help her?"
"Yes."
(Outside the restaurant)
"Super Hopper Punch!"
BAM!
"AH! You little!" the chef growled while she began to get bombarded by kicks and punches.
"You won't become a magia on my watch! Super Hopper Kick!"
Pow!
"Wait! Stop!" called Aruto, running over to the battle.
"Why? I'm stopping her from getting corrupted." she called out while punching the chef in the face, not seeing that the chef's about to snap in rage.
"You're making it worse!"
"But I'm buzzing a win here boss!" she yelled before the humagear chef turned into a magia, one which seemed to be a mix of ramen noodles and a japanese giant spider crab, and roared in her face. "...shit!"
"DESTROY!" it cried out before getting hit by several blasts with Fuwa running over.
"That's enough out of you!" He frowned as the magia growled and shot a stream of super heated broth from its mouth.
"HUMANITY DIES! BITCH WILL BE USED AS MY NEW MASTERPIECE!" It roared while charging at them, claws raised in front of them. "DOOM RAMEN!"
"Time for you to take a nap." The humagear smirked before jumping into the air and kicked the magia in the face. "SUPER HOPPER KICK!"
Which did no damage as her leg snapped off instantly.
"...AHHHHH!" She screamed while clutching her stump as Fuwa turned into Kamen Rider Vulcan, Yua turned into Kamen Rider Valkyrie and Aruto tried to turn into Zero-One.
Boop.
Only to realize he didn't have his Progrisekey.
"Ooooh, right..." he sweatdropped before noticing the humagear still in panic over her missing leg and looked confused. "I thought humagears were stronger and more durable than normal humans."
"They are." Izu said while appearing next to him. "Normally that is, but this new hybrid of humagear and Progrisekey has merged two concepts, the body of a human and the traits of a grasshopper. Her body might be stronger than a normal human or humagear, but when faced with a stronger or more durable entity like a magia, her internal structure would break and become brittle, since the internal supports are of a low grade steel polymer that allows for jumping, not for fighting."
"We have to help!" Aruto said to Izu, who shook her head.
"The possibility of you taking on a magia without becoming Zero-One is slim."
"Ah..." the humagear groaned while hopping towards Aruto. "Boss, I can help."
Aruto then noticed the left earpeace's center slowly popping out to reveal the Progrisekey, glowing yellow, as she pointed to it.
"I might shut off, but I won't let you get hurt." she smiled. "You're the bzzz of the city and my inspiration."
"Are you sure you'll be ok?"
Yes, my AI is still in the key but if you need it to save the day." she smiled. "Then I don't mind being an object."
And just like that, she pulled out the key as her body deactivated and fell to the ground, her eyes diming before turning black.
"Izu, make sure her body is ok." Aruto commanded as he took the key.
Izu nodded while Aruto transformed into Kamen Rider Zero-One and charged at the magia, who was currently getting blasted by Vulcan and Valkyrie.
"Gah! All you humans must die!" the magia yelled while firing balls of superheated broth at the riders, which had the added effect of burning through their protective suits and armor.
"Ow! Hot hot hot hot!" spoke Fuwa trying to wipe the broth off as Yua rushed at the magia.
"You shall die!" the magia roared before grabbing her by the arms with its claws, only for Zero-One to jump in and slash the arms off. "AHH! MY ARMS! YOU LITTLE!"
BAM BAM!
"GAH!"
"Don't turn your back to a guy with a gun." spoke Fuwa.
It growled before seeing the riders getting ready to activate their finishers. "I will see you pay for ruining my life!"
[Rising Impact!]
[Shooting Blast!]
[Rushing Blast!]
The magia charged at them as it got blasted, tackled and kicked at the same time, cracking it's body as it exploded into ramen broth and broken shards.
All of them landed with ease and like trained gymnasts. Only to get covered in hot broth as they transformed back to their civilian identities.
"Ah!"
"Hot hot!"
"...needs more onion." Yua said while screaming in her head.
(Later on)
Aruto sighed while he and Izu were watching Zea repair the humagear, her AI restored to her body. "I was scared. I thought she was gonna be seriously hurt out there."
"Improbable, a Progrisekey can only be truly destroyed if it's circuits are damaged. A simple leg injury is nothing more than a minor inconvenience." Izu said while the leg was being replaced. "But a name would suffice."
Aruto grumbled. "I know I know, but all this happening so fast is making me come up blank. I really do wanna give her a name, but I wanna make it one that fits. Not some random one you'd come up with out of nowhere with no meaning."
"How about Caeli? Short for the latin name for the Caelifera suborder of Insecta."
"Caeli...Caeli..." the humagear spoke while slowly waking up, much to Arutos relief. "Caeli...cute."
"Are you ok...Caeli?"
"Yep, but I'm starving."
"That is highly unlikely given you are a humagear." remarked Izu.
"But I want to eat something!" She huffed while grabbing Aruto's left arm. "Master, feed me!"
"Eh? Feed you?"
"Yes, feed me different foods. Even boiling hot burgers!" She pouted.
"Again, you lack the ability to digest and consume." spoke up Izu.
"Still!" she huffed. "Don't nag me like a mom!"
Izu blinked while Aruto chuckled a little.
"Master, let's eat please! Like papa and daughter!"
And cue Aruto doing a spit take as Izu chuckled a little at him.
"That I did not expect." He blushed while Caeli pouted.
"Come on, feed me!"
Aruto sighed while feeling like he just gained a daughter for some reason.
(Later)
Aruto looked at the humagear while she was currently looking at a freezer full of ice cream flavors. 'Still can't believe she wanted ice cream.'
"So many flavors~" She said in awe while her antennae twitched a little. "I can't decide. Boss, what should I have?"
"Well which one jumps out at you?"
She shook her head at the silly pun while drooling a little. "Mmmmm, oh. Maybe a twenty scoop ice cream cone? No no, a large sundae with every flavor? No no...oh! I'll get the mint flavor."
"Sure, but why mint?"
"Because it reminds me of you, master."
"...how?"
"Simple, you're a mint guy." she smiled as the cashier chuckled behind the counter.
'Oh, mint guy, nice guy. How cute...yet it felt a little off.' Aruto thought while Caeli looked at the cashier.
"One sundae with mint ice cream, whip cream and a hopping amount of cherries."
"...how many cherries?"
"Fifty, all in commemoration for the boss' lack of a cherry." she said while the entire room overheard what she just said. "I mean, he might be the best at humagear creation, but he has NO experience with the opposite sex, hence the cheeries I'm going to eat."
Aruto turned bright red while feeling mortified at what she just said.
That got some people to chuckle silently. All the while Caeli thought that was the best joke she ever made.
'He he, perfect. I'm a genius.' she thought while not noticing that Aruto was covering his face in embarrassment.
'Why!?' he thought as the cashier gave the humagear her order, although he was at the point of bursting out laughing at the previous joke.
"Here..."
"Thanks, I'll make sure that the boss gets some cherries later."
'Stop! Stop with that joke!' Aruto thought while not noticing that a certain falcon themed humagear had walked by the shop window and overheard the joke, which allowed him to see Caeli herself.
'Who is that girl? Is she some new model of humagear?' Jin thought while noticing the insect-like features. 'Mmm, better tell Horobi about this...but seeing that human with a daughter is kinda funny. Especially the joke.'
"Boss." Caeli said while turning to Aruto. "Are you ok? You look a little red."
"Yes yes, let's just please get the ice cream and head home."
She smiled. "Ok! Love you!"
And cue Aruto's heart stopping for a second at the cuteness as Jin froze in surprise.
'Wait, love? She knows about love? Did she get singularity?!' he thought before heading off quickly. 'Horobi needs to know this!'
She blinked while noticing Jin leaving the area, but ignored it as she tasted her ice cream sundae. 'Yum~ The boss loves me so much to put up with me. Mmm, I think I can play the part of his daughter a little longer, until he upgrades me or something...he he, oh I would LOVE to have his actual cherry one day~'
Aruto shivered for some reason while far away, Izu felt a strange crushing feeling in the back of her mind, one that is warning her of danger.
'What was that?' she wondered before giving the office a quick look and scan, but detected nothing. 'Strange, but why did that happen? I better make sure I fix that glitch later.'
(Later)
Aruto sighed while seeing Caeli eating a burger, the ten one out of a very long day of food hunting. 'Still can't believe she's STILL hungry. Ten restaurants and fifty stands of food yet she still wants to eat? What was Zea thinking?'
"Hey boss."
"Oh, yes?"
"Are you in love with Izu?" she said out loud as Aruto turned red in the face.
"W-W-What? Where'd that come from?"
"Well, you and her are always together and she does seem to favor you soo~" she smirked. "A humagear and human wedding might be in the future right?"
The people and humagears that overheard the conversation were shocked, surprised and a little horrified at the premise as there hasn't been such a thing in this day and age.
The idea scared or excited them, with Aruto feeling very much embarrassed and a little annoyed at his 'daughter's' 'jokes'.
"That's silly. Me and Izu are just good friends."
"Are you sure?" she teased while not reading the mood of the area. "Because you two make a cute couple of hopping mad rabbits."
He groaned while Caeli finished her burger and smiled.
"So boss, can we get more food?"
"No."
"...eh? But why?"
"You ate enough."
"But I'm still hungry!" she pouted while puffing her cheeks out.
"I'm pretty sure you've eaten more than enough to last a week." Aruto said while finding the girl's pouting face very cute.
"Mmmmm!" she huffed and looked away. "O-Ok papa! If you insist!"
That was when she realized what she just said and blushed, although Aruto felt his heart overloaded with cuteness and embarrassment.
"I-I-I-I-I mean boss! Yeah, boss!"
"You...called me papa." He said as the girl blushed and looked ready to deactivate from embarrassment.
"I-I-It's nothing boss!" she blushed before turning away. "I never said papa-kuso!"
"You did it again!"
She blushed while Aruto felt a little overjoyed for some reason as the girl twitched and stopped moving, her AI deactivating temporarily due to embarrassment.
Crash!
And cue her falling on the ground, exposing her panties to Aruto in the process.
"Caeli!" he cried out in shock and concern before rushing to her side.
As he held her in his arms, the people around him thought the same thing.
'Those two are an odd daughter and father duo.'
(A few weeks later)
Aruto sighed as he finally stopped a magia that was really bugging the town too much, all the while Izu was taking Caeli out on a routine 'dining hunt' aka getting more food. "Ah...that was a tough one. Still can't believe it was invisible."
As he stretched in his chair, he recalled how Caeli seemed to be more...daring with him, from clinging to him in public to flashing her chest at him in private, all under the guise of a daughter.
'Just what is up with her? Is she trying to be like a daughter or a very clingy girlfriend?' he thought while closing his eyes. 'I'm really having a hard time understanding her.'
That was when he thought of something shocking.
Maybe she was trying to get him to have sex with her?
Crazy yes, but she was different then most humagears and she could have synthetic parts due to Zea's craftsmanship. Especially when he found out her body was made to easily dispose of the food she ate without any issues or causing problems with the internal circuitry.
So in essance...she could pass for a true human, in both body and personality...so what's stopping her from fucking him like a real girl?
Aruto blushed while feeling conflicted, one because he already filled up the 'papa' role easily, but on the other hand...she MIGHT want him to fuck her. "I need to talk to Izu about this."
That was when he saw Izu walking in...without Caeli.
"Where's Caeli?"
"She is busy redecorating your room. Something about 'making it more homey'."
That was when Aruto thought back to his previous idea of Caeli trying to fuck him and then went wide eyed.
For in his mind, Caeli was in his room, naked, with the entire room covered from head to toe with sex toys and condoms.
"Shit!" he stood up and ran past her. "Caeli wait! You're rushing ahead!"
"President?" Izu blinked confused as he left her alone in the office.
(Later)
SLAM!
"Caeli! Don-" he got out before noticing that his room was fine, but had some grasshopper toys hanging from strings attached to the ceiling, and said humagear was taking a nap while wearing only a pink apron.
On the nearby table was a small chocolate cake with the words 'Happy Birthday Papa' in yellow frosting.
He slowly blinked and had to keep from staring given her lack of pants, and slowly pulled the sheet over her, looking at the cake. 'Did she bake this? For me?'
"Zzzz."
Aruto felt his heart stop for a moment while feeling very stupid for thinking she would try to fuck him. 'I guess I'm the one rushing ahead and thinking something like that.'
"Zzzz." she snored while Aruto looked at the cake and realized something.
It was in the shape of Izu's face.
Aruto looked confused as Caeli rolled out of bed and got herself uncovered. 'Ok...why Izu?'
Clamp!
And cue Aruto getting grabbed by the legs and pulled into her bosom as she held onto him like a cicada.
His eyes widened and face turned bright red.
"Zzz." she snored while rubbing his head. "Zzz...papa..."
'Well...this is nice.'
"Papa...lover~" she giggled in her sleep. "Baby...family...zzzz."
'Not good, not good!' He thought in terror as the girl began to lick his cheek lovingly.
"Mmmm...cock~"
'AHHH!'
(Later on)
Izu slowly opened the door to Aruto's room as she was looking for him, since it was ten at night.
Only to see Aruto sleeping near a naked Caeli, who was also sleeping on top of him with her breasts lodged on his face.
"Oh my." She said while feeling a little annoyed for some reason as she placed a blanket over them and snuggled in as well. 'So this is what being a mother feels like...it is illogical.'
"Zzzzz."
"Zzzzz."
'Hopefully President Aruto doesn't mind my presence.'
(Later)
Aruto yawned while slowly waking up.
Grope grope~
Only to notice that his hands were now on Izu and Caeli's left and right breasts.
He blushed while finally noticing that the two humagears were holding him tightly.
His mind was telling him to try and not panic, but that was easier said than done given another part of him was wide awake.
Grope grope~
Which happened to be his hands.
'Oh kami, this...this is going to end badly if they wake up.' he thought before moving his eyes to the left side of the room...only to see Caeli's open eyes staring at him with a twisted grin of satisfaction.
She licked her lips while smuggly winking at him, knowing full well what he was doing but was very ok with it.
'She's awake!' He thought in terror as she kept on licking her lips like a horny predator.
'That's right boss, grope me. Because I know what you did, and I'm loving every second of it~'
"Uh...you're dreaming." Aruto said while feeling nervous, only to see the girl licking her lips while moving the sheet up to reveal her hard nipples.
'Come on and have it~' she thought while Aruto blushed, before whispering. "Someone's a naughty papa~"
He blushed bright red while not seeing Izu staring at him with anger.
'She will be punished later.' she thought as Caeli grinned.
'Why me!?' he thought before getting his face pushed into her cleavage by said humagear.
"Mine~"
"Caeli, that is unprofessional behavior to President Aruto." Izu said while Aruto felt light headed at the moment.
"So? He groped my chest, so why not cast aside the daughter facade and become the lover?" she smirked. "Plus, I know you want to fuck him 'mom'~"
"That is incorrect." Izu said while Aruto sighed, only to pale hearing. "If I wanted a sexural relationship with President Aruto, I would first wait for the ring, then a small closet to do sexural actions in."
Caeli blinked while not knowing how to reply to that.
"Now remove your chest, you are too young for a relationship of this magnitude."
"What no! He's mine!"
"No, he is my responsibility, thus he is mine in terms of relationship status."
"No way! I'm not letting you have him!"
Aruto groaned while feeling his eyes becoming heavy, a heavy indicator that he was going to faint from shock. 'Oooh, maybe this is a dream. Yeah that's it. I'll go to sleep, and everything will be back to normal.'
And like that, he fainted as the screen went black.
(Omake)
-Elsewhere aka MetsubouJinrai HQ-
Horobi sighed while currently polishing his blade, hoping nothing boring or crazy occurs to hinder the revival of Ark.
"Horobi! Horobi!" Only for Jin to run into the room in a hurry. "There is a new humagear! And it has singularity!"
He sighed while imagining that possibility, and finding out very quickly that it was impossible. "Jin, are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Then you are just exaggerating the facts."
"But it's true! I saw her with my own eyes! She even looks like Zero-One in a way!"
Horobi shook his head. "You know as much as I that singularity is impossible for a newly made humagear. It takes years to create and if it looks like Zero-One, then you are mistaking the human for a gender swapped version of him while you were playing."
"But-"
"Forget about this imaginary humagear, it serves Ark no purpose and thus, will not be pursued further. Do I make myself clear Jin?"
He opened his mouth before closing it and nodded. "Yes."
"Good, now leave."
Jin grumbled while feeling very annoyed that no one believed him, at all.
Horobi himself went back to polishing his blade. 'Such a humagear existing would be impossible.'
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