Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People
Chapter 19 -- The Nineteenth Chapter
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Brian: So, does your story have a plot now?
Frizz: No. Why would it?
-Suddenly another temporal anomaly appears and sucks everyone to the Q Continuum-
Q: Hi!
All: Hi!
Other Q: Hey! What are these mortals doing here?
Sarah: We got sucked here by a temporal anomaly. Again!
Other Other Q: How do we get rid of them?
Yet Another Q: PESTICIDE!
Q: No! Don't do that!
Other Q: Why not?
Q: Because I need them for testing!
Yet Another Q: Then you get rid of them!
Q: Fine!
Q: -Sends Sarah, Frizz, Data, Deanna Troi, Fred, The Beatles and Brian to the random white place you see all the time in StarTrek-
John: What was that?
Data: That was the Q Continuum, where an unknown amount of God-like beings live.
Sarah: Hey, Frizz, we should go back there. I mean, we do have Q powers!
Frizz: But this is more fun!
Deanna Troi: This is by far the dullest place we've been this whole time.
Paul: I wonder why that Q guy didn't send Woof and the tall guy with us.
George: I think his name is Worf.
Fred: I wonder where that Entipy person went. I really liked her.
Ringo: We all live in a yellow submarine!
Data: The song has been update recently to fit 24th century life.
Ringo: Did I get a cut of the prophets?
Data: Negative. You had been dead for three centuries.
The Beatles: -Start singing Yellow Submarine-
Sarah: That's odd. They haven't sung since chapter 2.
Brian: Now, about the plotline…
Sarah: What plotline? There is no plotline!
Frizz: We all live in a yellow submarine… and them it became… a green submarine! We all live in a green submarine… and then it became… an orange tangerine! We all live in an orange tangerine… and then it became… a purple jelly bean! We all live in a purple jelly bean… and then it became… a portrait of the Queen! We all live in a portrait of the Queen… and then it became… a rotten nectarine! We all live in a rotten nectarine… and then it became… a really dumb machine! We all live in a really dumb machine… and them it became… a yellow submarine!
George: Why did you sing all of that?
Frizz: To fill space.
Cardinal Ximinez: NOBODY expectsThe Spanish Inquisition!
Frizz: Go away! I already used you for another fic!
Ximinez: Oh! Sorry.
The Inquisition: -Leaves to go bother someone else-
Brian: This is all very silly.
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