Crazy trouble with love part 9

Mulan and Chien-Po

Series: Mulan

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-China, Fa Family Estate-

It was a nice evening in the middle of summer as Mulan was busy resting in her bed, her mind thinking of warriors and battles as she imagined her days in the war, the good and the bad.

From how hard it was for her at the start, trying to keep her true self hidden, until things started to feel easier as the army and men were motivated and urged to better themselves. And all the while she recalled how she saved the day and became a hero to the entire country of China. However, as she slept she started to think about someone.

That person was Chien-Po, and well she finds him not only a level headed spiritual person but a very honorable man.

Sure he wasn't the kind of big burly man you'd find in an army, but he was still a man who was filled with kindness which was something that one needed in war to keep a more level head. Plus he did help her out more then once and was more accepting to her gender then most, even if he was a food connoisseur most of the time.

But what really got her attention was one thing.

His body.

To better explain what was really going on, she happens to have a keen like to Chein-Po's fat yet soft body, since for one, she likes soft things like Little Brother, the family dog and well...she just like men with some meat on their bones, not that she would admit it in public.

Sure muscles were good, but his body made him seem more cuddly, which made him seem more endearing, even if most would think she was more interested in Sheng. That and due to her experience with seeing muscular men in the army, she had enough to do with muscles to the point it just seemed to make her a little sick and who would blame her, she was the only woman in an army of sweaty men. It had to happen one day.

But anyway, Mulan likes Chien-Po and well, she just couldn't think of a way to make him see her as a woman first and a comrade second. Sure there were ideas that floated in her head like bulking up to his size or just hogtying him and trapping him in her house, but those wouldn't work as for one, the kidnapping of a person was a crime and the second was that bulking up to his size would just complicate things and well...she wasn't going to trade her skills for sheer fat at this present time.

The next thing to come to her mind was asking her mother for tips. But she would have to wait as she was busy with some things like taking care of the family and the shrines. However, as she slept she hoped that someone would help her in this internalized struggle with passion and restraint.

(Next day)

"Mother." Mulan said while the family, consisting of her mother at the moment. "I...need some advice."

"Oh? Well what is it?"

"Well...you see...let's say there was this girl, who happened to have her eyes on someone."

"Oh, and what is he like?"

"Calm, zen like, a good fighter."

"Oh a warrior. Go on."

"And well...she wants to be with him but..."

"But what?"

"He sees her as a friend not a woman. Plus..." she looked away while drinking some tea. "He is not exactly a normal man."

"Well what do you mean?"

"Well...he's..."

"What?"

"...he's like a fat Buddha."

"Mulan, Buddha himself was already well known to be round, but that just showed he took care of himself and ate enough."

"You kinda got it wrong." Mulan said with a blush. "The girl told me that he was bald and fat, and...she just doesn't know how to win him over."

"That's it?"

"Yes." Mulan said while her mother looked her over and made a small smile of acknowledgment.

"So you love this Buddha man?"

"FUUUUUSS!" she spat the tea from her mouth while looking red in the face. "T-T-That's ridiculous! I-I-It's just a girl, who is a friend from the village, that likes-"

"There is no need to be flustered, I can tell your heart is in love with this man." nodded her mother. "You didn't have me fooled when you said you knew a girl like that, I tried that trick before."

Mulan blushed while feeling a little embarrassed that her own mother knew about her fixation on Chien-Po.

"Now, who is the lucky man?"

"Uh...promise you won't tell father?"

"I won't."

"...sigh. It's Chien-Po, one of the men from the army."

"Oh! I know who you mean. The tall one who reminds me of a panda?"

"Yes, that him." Mulan sighed. "He is like a panda."

"And you want to marry him?"

"Well...yes. But I have no idea how to make him see me as a woman. I mean all he thinks of is food and well, I feel like he just sees me as a friend."

"What about Sheng? You two seemed like you were enjoying each other's company."

Mulan looked around before whispering in her mother's ear. "I'm not into muscular men, not after having to live with sweaty muscular men for a few months."

"Oh...Oh!"

"And well...I really like men with meat on their bones. Like a lot." She blushed.

"Ah, I see why you wanted advice, it'd be awkward to ask your father, wouldn't it?"

"Yeah, he would just 'tell me to follow my heart' or 'let the man defend you' or something. I am the hero of China, I know how to defend myself." She huffed. "But still...I need some advice. Badly."

"Have you tried other methods?"

"Well there was either a criminal action or just bulking to his size. Neither one would work so...that's why I need some help."

"Well, do you know what he likes?"

"Food, finding a woman with the same apperiation as him, and being zen."

"Well, did he ever mention what sort of girl he was looking for."

"Yes, would you believe we actually sang a song doing exactly that?"

Fa Li raised her eyebrow at her daughter.

"It was a motivation song. We were going to our first battle." Mulan sighed while looking a little embarrassed.

"I see, so what did he want in a girl?"

"Someone that could cook pork, beef and chicken."

"That's it?"

"Yes, he really doesn't mind if the girl is fat or not. Just needs to be a good cook."

"Well then there's your answer. A man always enjoys a good meal when he comes home. If he can find one who can satisfy his stomach, they will have his heart."

"One big problem, I can't cook."

"Oh." Fa Li said before smiling. "Then I guess I can teach you the basics, just enough to make this Buddha man fall for you."

"Oh thank you mother, thank you!" she smiled standing up. "Let's get started right away."

"Just don't forget one thing."

"Yes?"

"Don't become a mother on the first exchange. We don't need grandchildren just yet."

"M-MOTHER!" Mulan blushed while walking away quickly.

'Ugh, now I sound like my mother.'

(Later on)

-Fa Kitchen-

"Alright, the first thing is making sure you have all the ingredients needed." Fa Li said while Mulan looked around the kitchen, noticing that the ingredients were all on the table. "And since this is your first time cooking, we are going to make a simple recipe. Zhajiangmian."

"Ah, that could work." Mulan said while her mother pointed to the pork and then a knife.

"First things first, we cut the pork."

"That's easy."

(A few seconds later)

Fa Li paled as Mulan not only cut the pork into tiny bits but also half of the table.

"Oops, sorry mother. I think I overdid it." She chuckled while sticking her tongue out. "But what's next?"

"Cutting the noodles."

"That's easy!"

(A few seconds later)

Mulan sweatdropped while she did cut the noodles...but also destroyed the table as her mother had the incentive to prepare a new batch of grounded pork and cut noodles on another table. "Then again, maybe not."

"Mulan, not everything is about being quick or being strong. You have to have the right balance when cooking."

"Right...so what's next?"

"Cutting the edamame and radish."

"Oh..." Mulan said while looking at the vegetables.

"I will cut them, you just put the pork and noodles in the pot and simmer it with zhajiang."

"Good idea." Mulan said while putting the ingredients into the pre boiling pot. "It's not like it's going to blow up."

(Two minutes later)

She sighed in relief as the pot didn't explode as she placed the zhajiang over the water, but was a little bored and a little nervous since this was the first time cooking something that wasn't an animal pierced with a stick or army based gruel. "How long do I let it boil for again?"

"About an hour or so."

"Ugh." She groaned while feeling very bored. 'Damn it Mushu, you had to vanish on me right now. Just where are you?'

(With Mushu)

"Oh I'm going to feel sick." the tiny dragon groaned while giving a foot massage to one of the ancestors, a little punishment for accidentally destroying one of the tombstones, which he denies was his fault.

(Back with Mulan)

"So what should I do while it boils?"

"Put some salt into it and then let it simmer for a few minutes before taking it out."

"Ah."

"Just try not to get burned."

"Oh please, I handled rockets and black powder." Mulan smirked. "I can't get burned."

"Arrogance leads to disaster Mulan."

"You sound like grandma."

"Don't remind me." Fa Li muttered under her breath as she cut the edamame and radish.

Mulan sighed before looking back at the pot, her mind slowly thinking of how Chien-Po would react to her cooking, which soon went from family friendly to private bedroom in an instant. She turned red and shook her head quickly. 'Don't even think that. It's not like he's going to have his way with me.'

But as she looked at the pot's contents, she started to think of Chien-Po's body, how soft it was and how plentiful it was...something to squeeze and hug all day long.

'I hope he likes this.' She thought while thinking about his soft fat rolls, not noticing that the pot was boiling a little too much. 'And I hope he hugs me...mmm, how soft~'

"MULAN! The pot!"

"Huh? Oh right!" Mulan said quickly before quickly moving the pot out of the fire and moving it to the table, making sure not to burn herself in the process. 'That was way too close!'

(Later)

Mulan looked on with awe as the completed Zhajiangmian dish seemed to entice her taste buds to drool.

"Well, it took a while but you learned the basics of Zhajiangmian." Fa Li said with a sigh of relief.

"So I'm good enough to cook?"

"No, it will take years to practice, more to become a master of this craft."

Mulan groaned while feeling a little annoyed. "Looks like I can't become a master in a single day."

"True, but you can still use your limited cooking skills to make small dishes. The Buddha man will love your cooking regardless."

"Should...Should I invite him over for supper?"

"That is a good idea, however you will be alone during supper."

"Why?"

"Your father and grandmother are going out this evening." Fa Li sighed. "Something about getting your father some 'exercise'."

"So grandma is being her energetic self and wants father to come along?"

"Yes, and I have to go to make sure they don't get lost or hurt. So you will be alone with him all night."

"But I..."

"I know you won't try anything sexural with him. You are not that kind of woman." Fa Li smiled. "Plus it would be like your time in the army."

Mulan sighed while feeling a little red in the face from both embarrassment and anxiety. "Alright mother." 'Hopefully grandma doesn't cause too much trouble.'

(Later that night)

Mulan, now wearing a green long-sleeved hanfu with olive brims, a long yellow skirt that coved around her wide ass, a yellow shirt with a low cut neckline that showed off her D cup chest, a blue wrap and red waistband around her midsection, and black ballet flats, instead of her creamy greenish yellow hanfu, took some deep breaths as she tried to calm down while her dark brown eyes looked very worried and her long straight black hair moved a little from the constant pacing she did across the house.

This was because she had sent Mushu, after cleaning his body in the pond, to get Chien-Po to bring him over for dinner...and neither had showed up in a few hours.

"I wonder what's taking them so long." She muttered to herself while looking very worried. "Did Mushu get lost? Did Chien-Po get lost?"

That's when Cri-Kee hopped in and tugged at her sleeves.

"Oh, so you're here. Where's Mushu?"

It shrugged.

"You don't know?" Mulan asked while sighing. "Great, Mushu you had one job!"

Knock knock.

Mulan blinked while walking to the main door and opened it.

Only to see Mushu at the door, without the main guest.

"Mushu? Where's Chien-Po?"

"He's coming, but he got lost." he said while pointing a claw behind his back. "Smelled a soup in town and when I looked around, he disappeared into the crowd."

Mulan paled before seeing a very tall yet obese man with a bald head, calm closed eyes, wearing a light blue colored hanfu with blue lines on his waist, ankles and wrists, gray ku trousers, white socks that went up to the knees and a pair of black zuyi, walking behind Mushu.

SQUASH!

And stepped on the tiny dragon with his left foot.

"Oh! I think I stepped on something."

"Ow..." Mushu groaned before fainting, the larger man scraping the 'lizard' off as Mulan scrunched her eyes a little at Mushu's pain.

'That must hurt.'

"Hello Fa Mulan."

"Oh, hello Chien-Po. You made it for dinner."

"Sorry if I'm late, I was distracted."

"It's fine, come in." Mulan smiled while her face turned pink. 'Calm down Mulan, don't get flustered.'

"Ah, thank you." he smiled.

They entered with him catching the scent of the food.

"Oooh, that smells wonderful."

"Thanks, I made all of it myself." Mulan smiled while they entered the dining hall and Chein-Po saw mountains of good food on the table. "Although the kitchen didn't survive." 'At all.'

The man felt like he had died and entered into the afterlife seeing the food as they sat down. "Oh my. I had no idea you made all this."

"Well you did say you love food."

"Yes."

"So...enjoy." Mulan said with a blush.

"Don't mind if I do." Chien-Po smiled while taking a seat as Mulan sat at the opposite end of the table, still blushing as the tall man started to eat some of her cooked noodles.

'Mmm, did I add too much spice? Little salt?' she thought while feeling very warm all of a sudden. 'Or were they not boiled long enough?'

As she watched the man eat, she felt her lips drool a little as she looked almost like a love sick maiden instead of a proud warrior.

'Ah, so cute.' Mulan smiled. 'So soft...I can't help but feel happy. Wait...is he just eating the food because he likes it or because I made it?'

"Hmmm." he let out, looking up in thought.

"What's wrong? Is something wrong with the food?"

"Nothing is wrong with the food, but why aren't you eating with me?"

"Oh, well I didn't want to interrupt your meal."

"It's not interrupting when one dines with friends and comrades." he smiled, making Mulan blush even more. "I was taught that early on from my father."

"He sounds like a good man then."

"Yes, he was. But come." he said while pointing to the food. "Dine with me."

'Calm down Mulan, it's just dinner.' she thought before having some rice, eating slowly as she continued to look at Chien-Po. 'Just try not to stare and enjoy the food.'

(A little later)

Mulan coughed a little while seeing that Chien-Po had finished all of his food, leaving nothing left, as she felt like she should tell him why he's here...but didn't know how to word it correctly.

"My compliments to the cook." he smiled while wiping his mouth clean. "You've been practicing haven't you?"

"Yeah...for a day."

"Huh, you must have talent." he smiled. "Like you have for combat."

She blushed. "Well, maybe. But I'm not an expert."

"Perhaps, but with enough time and patience, you could make quite the tasty dishes." he said while Mulan blushed. "But I must ask you something."

"Oh, what is it?"

"Did you cook for me because you are in love with someone?" he asked while Mulan nearly spat out her tea in shock. "If that is the case, I do not mind being the taste tester."

"W-W-W-What? I-I'm not in love!" she stuttered out with a nervous chuckle. "W-What gave you that idea?"

"You have been blushing all night, even now."

She blushed even more while looking like a spooked deer. "Uh..."

"You can tell me."

Mulan gulped while her head was going into overdrive, trying to figure out what to say at this exact moment.

"Mulan?"

"It's...embarrassing." She blushed.

"What is?"

"Well...you're correct that I love someone."

"I knew it." Chien-Po smiled. "So who is the lucky suitor?"

"..." she blushed while looking ready to faint. "It's...hard to explain."

"You can tell me."

"..." she sighed. "The one I love...is in this room."

He blinked and looked around curiously. "But there's only the two of us."

"Yes...it's...you."

He blinked before smiling. "I see."

That's when it became an awkward silence.

'Ah! I screwed up!' Mulan thought in horror. 'Now he thinks I'm insane!'

"..."

'SAY SOMETHING!'

"I'm flattered." He smiled. "And I love you too."

And cue her going wide eyed as she looked like a burning red coal right now. "What?!"

"I love you." He said again with a smile.

"But...I...really?!"

"Yes."

"How...long...?"

"Since you were Ping, well after you were discovered to be a woman." he admitted. "The idea of a woman living amongst us seemed far fetched, but very amusing. When we all found out the truth? That made what I felt make much more sense."

Mulan blushed. "I see..."

"And seeing you cook was also sweet."

"Thanks, I had some pretty difficult moments honestly." Mulan smiled, still blushing like crazy. "And to be fair, I really didn't think you loved me at all."

"And why is that?"

"Well, you and I are comrades and well...I didn't know if you had someone else in mind."

"I did not, but thanks for telling me." Chien-Po smiled. "But why did you fall in love with me?"

Mulan gulped while trying not to overheat from embarrassment. "Well...it's um..."

He looked confused before she pointed to him.

"I...like fat men." she blushed. "And I do mean a lot. Muscles and tiny frames...ugh. Make me a little sick."

"..."

"And the only reason why is because of the army...ugh." she groaned while trying not to recall the memory, or puke. "One woman in a nest of muscular men...ugh."

"Ah. I see, but are you ok?"

"Ugh, yes. I'm fine." she said while shaking her head quickly and blocked out the memories.

Chien-Po smiled. "I might know something to cheer you up."

"What?" she asked while Chien-Po smiled.

He got up and moved over to her before gently picking her up in a hug.

She blushed while feeling the fat against her body, making her hug back while feeling extremely warm. 'Soft~'

"Better?"

"Yes~"

"Do you want more?"

"Yes~"

He hummed while gently rocking her side to side.

Mulan sighed in bliss while feeling her body slipping away into ecstasy, all the while losing her sanity to the softness. 'This feels good~'

"Mulan."

"Yes~"

"Do you want anything else?"

"Mmm...sex." she said in complete bliss while not realizing what she just said.

"What was that?"

"Sex~" she hummed with bliss.

His eyes widened before Mulan snapped out of her daze and turned bright red.

'S-S-S-S-S-SHIT!'

"...is that what you want?"

"Uh...hey who wants more rice!" Mulan said while trying to brush it off, only to see Chien-Po smile at her.

"I am full." he smiled. "My stomach that is. My carnal craves however, are starving."

'Wait, is he...' She thought as Chien-Po licked his lips. 'Oh no...he IS!'

"Shall we do it here or in your bedroom?"

'I should've kept my mouth shut!'

(A bit later)

-Mulan's Bedroom-

"Ha...ha...ha..." Mulan panted as she was naked, sweaty and tired, all the while she was laying on top of a naked Chien-Po's stomach, her pussy still plugged with his meaty cock as he was busy sleeping. 'By the gods...that was amazing!'

"Zzzzzzzz."

'I can't believe we did it...for ten hours straight. He might be huge and soft, but he's like a raging river of energy.' she thought while still feeling the sperm inside her body. 'And I was so...tired. Like all that training didn't help at all. I know I could fight fifty huns but...with him I couldn't even make him moan.'

"Zzzzz."

'Maybe the secert for a good sex life IS getting as big as him? Ugh, I have no idea, but I need to be on top next time!' she thought while closing her eyes. 'But I'll worry about it, after some rest.'

As she went into a sex filled sleep coma, we find Mushu groaning as he had watched the entire thing...and LOST the bet he made to Cri-Kee.

"Gah! I lost to a bug, all because Mulan likes big guys! Ah! I knew I should've bet on this guy instead of the pretty boy!"

(Many years later)

-Fa Residence-

It was a calm day in the residence as the smell of wonderful foods hung in the area.

In the kitchen, many wonderful dishes were being prepared, all by a tall plump, almost 250 pound, woman with dark brown eyes, long straight black hair that went to her shoulders with a small amount of gray near the tips of her hair, an I cup chest and massive ass, wearing a green hanfu, a poet-sleeve blouse, long blue vest with a blue collar, a thick green belt and a light green sash that went around her large stomach, and black shoes.

This was Fa Mulan, master of martial arts and the greatest cook in China. The reason why she was so big was because she wanted to train her own skills by taste testing all her own foods, soon growing out of her own armor and clothes, although she still trained and could use her size and hidden muscles to defend her family.

"Mmmm." she sighed while sniffing the pot of noodles. "Almost done, Po! Dinner's almost ready!"

"Coming dear!" called out Chien-Po as he walked into the dining hall, now wearing a fancy green and blue hanfu as he was even bigger due to his wife's good cooking skills, as Mulan kept on preparing the meal with a smile.

As the meal finally was prepared, both sat down next to each other, their asses and fat touching as they smiled happily.

"I hope you like it." Mulan smiled, while pointing to the noodles. "Because I spent hours preparing the perfect broth."

Chien-Po smiled while groping his wife's ass and breasts, making her moan. "Sounds good, but why not start with dessert first?"

"Oh dear, you are eager for some Fa styled meat buns." she smirked while groping her husband's stomach with tenderness, making him smile.

That was when they started to get very frisky as they groped, kissed and moaned, soon falling to the floor as they began to strip.

As this occured, we find Mushu walking down the hallway, getting ready for a bath, as he turned a corner and saw the happy couple fucking like rabbits, groping and bitting each other's bodies.

He dropped his towel, scrub brush, and promptly fell backwards. 'Not again! First ten years ago, now this! I hope the neighbors don't complain!'

"Ooh~"

"Mmm. Oooh~"

'I really need a vacation from these two.'

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