KK: Thanks everyone for your patience for the next chappie of my story! You guys are the best for waiting.

Murdoc:Yeah, nice to know that 1,000 people reviewed...not!

KK: Up yours, man-whore!

Murdoc: Oh, ya so mature. You PMS-in' or summink?

KK: Believe me, you think I'm PMS-ing? I'LL SHOW YA PMS-ING, YA SON-OF-A-BITCH!(pants angrily, then stops) Please read my new chapter, and Murdoc won't have to die.

Murdoc:(takes out pen and writes on hand)Note to self:Make voodoo doll of KK an' stab it wit a knife 100+ time-(gets hit in head with rock and falls unconscious)

DISCLAIMER:Although I wish I did, I do not own Gorillaz.

(IMPORTANT NOTE: To corteztheraven--I apologize again for the rude remark about the British. They are awesome, I can't lie. Adria is just, well, 10racist. And to everyone else: This story might soon seem offensive to some people, but I ABSOLUTELY have NOTHING against anyone, except that damn Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, oh, and George Bush.)

Chapter 2:Introductions and Another Stolen Book..WHAT A DAY!

After being called to the two girls, the three others focused their full attention on Adria. She had on a long-sleeved, netted shirt with a black strapless top underneath, with the netted shirt stopping above her lower stomach, a short black skirt, long black-and-red-striped socks that stopped just below her knees, and black high-heel boots. Well, two of those boys were certainly impressed.

2D looked at her in amazement. She looked dark and a little sinister, but he saw her beauty through all the eyeliner and black clothing. Murdoc, on the other hand, grinned at her, his crooked teeth revealed slightly. His eyes showed a hint of lust. he had always been her favorite band member, so she had thoughts of her own set into her brain.

All three walked over towards Noodle and her new "friend".

"This is Adria Garrison, the contest winner," said Noodle politely to the three older men.

Adria concentrated on 2D first. "You must be 2D. Nice to meet you. I have three friends who absolutely adore you."

She then looked at Russel. "And you must be Russel Hobbs. My little sister draws pictures of you all the time. You're her favorite." Russel formed a big smile.

Last but not least, Adria focused her attention on Murdoc, who still had his smirk on, which, unbelievably, she found pretty sexy.

"Murdoc Niccals," she began, "The Satanic heartthrob who sleeps with any woman he can find, and enjoys setting cats on fire. Wow, you are unique!"

2D and Russel had to bite their bottom lips to hold in the laughter. Murdoc glared at the two, and tried to keep his cool.

" 'Old on. Where did ya find out that I set cats on fire!" he asked Adria.

"It's called 'the Internet', you jackass!" Adria said, rather sternly. No matter how long she knew someone, if she was annoyed by them, she had to say something nasty.

Murdoc, actually, wasn't offended at all. "Ooh. Rather feisty, arne't we?", he purred.

Adria scoffed at the Satanist's reaction and then looked down at Noodle. "Noodle, can you show me where my room is, please?"

Noodle looked up and nodded at her with a smile. She then led Adria to one door and opened it. The room kind of looked like a room in a fancy hotel(which completely surprised her, because we all know what horrible housekeepers the Gorillaz are), or rather a suite, with a queen-sized bed, a small kitchen to one side, the whole nine yards.

"Decorate it however you like," Noodle said. "Let 2D-san, Russel-san, or me know if you need anything." She then proceeded to scurry out a door on the other side of Adria's room.

Adria placed her bags on the floor and lay on the bed, closing her eyes for five minutes. As soon as she opened them, however, she saw Murdoc looking down at her, which made her instantly squeak and sit up. Murdoc laughed lightly.

"What are you doing in here, ya psychopath!" she asked angrily, panting from her shock.

"No need for such 'arsh words, love," he answered, as he took a seat on the bed next to her.

Adria crossed her arms and shook her head. "You are hopeless," she said. She then hopped off the bed, seeing 2D waiting outside the door.

"2D, come on in; don't be shy," she welcomed him warmly. 2D did as he was told and came over to where Adria was standing.

"What's up?" he asked.

"Can you and Murdoc help me unpack my junk?"

2D smiled cutely. "Sure."

"Eh, got nothin' better to do," replied Murdoc.

"Thanks, guys. 2D, you unpack my black bag. Murdoc, you got the blue one. I'll unpack my backpacks."

Now, there was a specific reason why Adria had assigned the two certain bags. One of her backpacks contained her underwear and other feminine needs(Girls reading this, you know what I mean. Guys, well, if you get it, I won't be surprised.lol.), and she didn't want either 2D or Murdoc to start a conversation or make rude comments. That went double for Murdoc. At the bottom of the blue bag, he uncovered a book entitled Witchcraft and Vampirism (Note: I am partially Wiccan, and I love vampires. DON'T DISPUTE ME!) As he looked through it, he found spells, pictures, and chants. This kind of surprised him.

"What's this?" he asked, holding the book up. Seeing it, Adria snatched it out of his hands, but Murdoc grabbed at it again. Apparently, Murdoc wasn't very strong. As soon as Murdoc gave a hard tug on the book, she tripped and fell. Murdoc caught her and laughed.

"Watchit there, clumsy," he said.

"Let me go and give me my book back!" yelled Adria.

Murdoc's hands moved to snake around her waist. "And what if I don't want to?" he asked lustfully, his face close to hers.

"If not, I'll turn around and kick ya in the nuts. Just let me go already!"

Murdoc laughed and finally let the girl go, but he didn't hand over the book. Instead, he ran outside Adria's door to the carpark and quickly hid behind the Winnebago.

Adria growled; he had taken one of her most treasured books, and the last thing she needed was someone like him going through her privacy. And, not to mention that she had written some things in there that weren't meant for mortal eyes, or at least Murdoc's.

"Why'd he do that!" Adria asked between her clenched teeth.

" 'E always does junk like this. C'mon, I'll 'elp ya get it back."

Adria followed 2D out to the carpark. Walking towards the Winne, she silently walked around to the other side of it, finding Murdoc studying her book.

"Murdoc, I'm serious. Give the goddamn book back!"

He looked up, smirked, and kept reading. He didn't turn the page at all; he just stood staring at one page, reading it over and over again.

"What part are you readin', anyway?" she then asked.

"One of the chants that you wrote. Page eighty."

Adria silently gasped. He had gotten to page eighty, the Chant of Lust. In involved putting down the names of people whom she wanted to have a sexual relationship with. And Murdoc's name was the first one on the list! 2D's name was next, along with a few other people following.

"Well, well, well, what do we 'ave 'ere?" Murdoc asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm only gonna say this one last time...GIVE THE FUCKING BOOK BACK NOW!" Adria cried.

2D had snuck up behind Murdoc and pulled the book right outof his grasp. He then closed it up without looking at the page and walked over to Adria, handing the book back.

" 'Ere you go, darlin'," 2D said to Adria, making her blush. He then turned to face Murdoc. "You should really mind ya own business, Muds."

"Whatever. I'll deal wit you later, face ache." Having seen all that he needed to, Murdoc then walked into his Winnebago, slamming the door behind him.

"God, 'e's a piece of work," 2D said, sighing.

"You're tellin' me!" Adria agreed laughing.

2D laughed with her. After they stopped, Adris took the opportunity to thank him.

"Thanks so much, 2D. You put yourself at risk of Murdoc kicking your ass again for the umpteenth time to get my book back."

"Nobody, no matta 'ow important or weak you are, shouldn't stand up for a girl. You gotta take all the chances you can."

"It was very sweet of you to help me get it back, not to mention you helped me unpack my stuff."

"No trouble at all. Y'see that door over there?" 2D pointed to a door about ten feet down the wall from her room. "That's me room," he continued. "If ya need anything, or if ya just need a friend, just knock on me door, and I'll 'elp ya."

"Thanks again, 2D. You're a real gentleman." And with that, she pulled him into a warm embrace. he was kind of shocked, but he returned the hug. After ten seconds, they broke away from each other, both their faces in deep shades of crimson.

"Uh, I 'ad better go," 2D broke the silence. He then walked to his room, while adria walked to hers. And, as Adria was about to step in,-

" 'Ey, Adria!" she heard him call.

She turned her head to face him. "Yeah?"

"If Muds gets on your nerves, just let me know, 'k?"

She nodded and smiled. It was nice to know she had made quick friends here at Kong, but did he have slight feelings for her? After closing the door, Adria fell against it and sank to the floor.

"Wow," she whispered to herself. "He's even nicer and dreamier in person. And he's so sweet!" She blushed yet again.

After enough daydreaming, Adria stood up and brushed the dirt off her skirt. Well, she thought, time to make this room presentable!

Meanwhile...in the Winnebago...

Murdoc peered out the window. To his disgust, the two were hugging. 'Ow can anyone like 'im, he asked himself.

He saw them blush, their faces dyed a deep red. This sickened him. It didn't make any sense. How could someone as hot as her fall for someone like 2D? Getting angrier by the second, he walked away from the window.

Murdoc took out a cigarette and lit it, placing it in his mouth. He breathed the drug in deeply. It always calmed him. Letting his body fall backwards, he landed on his bed, exhaling fiercely.

"She'll come to 'er senses soon," he said aloud. "She'll realize 'ow much betta I am for 'er than that freak is."

Well, hope you liked my second chapter. My third one is coming out soon, so be sure to keep reading! Until then, adios, amigos!