Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely
Heya pps! This is my first story, I would start with one of my own originals but I thought hey why not tell our beloved fans the truth about our stars.
Hmmm I think I'll start with the Turks lol. By the way, I don't know some of their real surnames so I'll make them up lol.
Disclaimers: T-T you know the drill.
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Reno
Reno was walking down the hall when he saw a sign on the wall.
Drinking contest! See if you can win this contest by drinking all the alcohol there is! First prize is 2 years supply of all alcohol. Contest is being held down by the dark room (102) next to President ShinRa's office.
"Oooooooooh a drinking contest" Reno said starting to get really excited
"Hey Rude pal! I'm going to a drinking contest." Reno yelled
Rude just stared at him blankly.
Reno went down to room 102, inside he found a chair in the middle of the room under a small light that was dimly going out.
He sat on the chair.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, a voice echoed.
"Huh?" Reno asked dumbly looking up.
Reno Sinclair…he has thousands of pictures of Tifa.
"Tifa…Tifa? Oh you mean that big breasted women whose sector I destroyed? You mean the one who likes Cloud, yo? The one that Rude likes…Oops I shouldn't have said that. The one who...?"
Yes that fucking Tifa, GOD. Reno Sinclair…is a big dumb ass.
"Hey you can't say much yo, you don't even know my real surname."
Shut up…dumb ass. Reno Sinclair… loves to womanize and…
"Yeah in fact I do! And I like to watch strippers too, yo!" Reno replied proudly.
Ewww…you like to watch your best friend strip for you?
"Huh…Wha? NO I didn't mean that! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK YO! SICKO!"
At least I don't like to watch my best friend strip.
"Sure you don't." Reno said sticking his tongue of slyly.
Reno Sinclair...is gulliable, he actually beleived there was a drinking contest.
"Is that all you got, yo? Cuz if it is then i'm leaving, your wasting my precious drinking time.I have to be at a drinking contest soon, yo."
Like i said, Reno is dumb...
Again he stuck out his tongue.
Reno Sinclair... is a geek, he tries to act cool and slick, but fails miseribly.
"Shut up bitch, your the one who a geek, your doing this yo."
Gasps How can you say such a thing to all your fangirls, and boys.
"It's easy, watch...GEEKS!" Reno yelled.
A metal bar fell down on Reno's head.
"Oww. Hey that hurts yo." he complained
Well that's what you get for calling us geeks.
He smirked.
Reno Sinclair... he's madly in love with his boss Rufus.
Reno gave a yawn, "BORING!"
Well then if im' boring, why don't you tell us something about yourself.
"Why should i? it's fun to see you struggle here yo, i mean it's not like you know about the time when i came in my pants when i was thirteen at my birthday cuz someone i liked kissed me..."
No i didn't actually but that's pretty interesting stuff.
Reno suddenly stopped talking.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE I SAID YO? Aw crap i'll never hear the end of it now." Reno began to sulk.
Now you know Reno Sinclair, he's a big dumb ass, who still beleives there's a drinking contest going on. The man who loves to watch his boss and best friend strip.
"Hey! That's not ture, wait come back here, i'm gonna get my lawyer on you yo! Wait a minute, i don't have a lawyer, oh well at least i still have my drinking contest, yo." Reno looked at the clock that was hanging on the wall, and saw that it was now over.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," he began to cry,
"You made me miss the drinking contest. I'M GONNA KILL YA YO!"
Reno runs around in the dark with his electro-mag hitting random objects.
God, your dumb.