Hey if your still reading this I'm quite surprised lol, this one is gonna be on Rude lol.
Disclaimers: I own nothing, not even my own body! But I do own this stick that's right next to me.
Reno- comes and takes it away. Hehehehe
Me-….aaaww…..shrugs o well. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Rude
'Reno's been gone a long time' Rude thought, so Rude went to look for Reno. He looked at the sign on the wall that Reno was looking at earlier. He noticed it said room 102 on it so he went down there to look for him.
When he got there he noticed the door was slightly ajar, so he went in, thinking Reno must still be in there. As soon as he walked in the door closed itself. Rude looked over his shoulder, not bothered about how it was happening.
He saw the chair under the dimmed light that was half broken because Reno had hit it earlier. He walked over to the chair and sat on it.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,
Rude raised an eyebrow.
Rude… his real is Rudolf Smörgåsbord.
Rude remained quiet.
Rudolf Smörgåsbord…likes to watch the teletubbies; he sings and dances to the songs. He's got all of their albums, and wants to use it when he's alone with a woman.
Rude's expression didn't change.
Rudolf Smörgåsbord…isn't strong; he's just a weakling who tries to act like a bad ass.
Rude looked at the watch on his wrist.
The voice starts to get a bit irritated.
Rudolf Smörgåsbord… has a secret teddy…
Rude finally spoke, "What are you talking about?"
You know who I'm talking about; I'm talking about Mr Huggle-Wuggles.
A sweat dropped down Rude's face.
So where did you get him from? Did Reno give him to you? Awwww how sweet!
Rude was now starting to get annoyed,
"YOU LEAVE RENO AND MR. HUGGLE-WUGGLES OUT OF THIS!" he shouted.
You yelled at me, I'm gonna get you fired!
The voice runs off, and Rude is left alone.
The teletubbies theme song starts to play; Rude smiled and left the room. As he was walking down the corridor he was humming the theme song.