Yello again! This one's on Elena, or Laney as Reno likes to call her.

Enjoy!

Disclaimers: I won't tell you again!

Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Elena

"Reno? Rude? Where did those idiots go?" Elena sighed.

Elena then suddenly remembered that she saw Rude go into room 102 earlier, so she went in there.

She found the chair in there and sat on it, she was feeling tired after trying find Reno and Rude.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,

Elena looked a bit scared,

"H-hello? I-is anyone t-there?" she asked shyly.

This is Elena Sims…

"Sims? Actually my surname is…"

I don't care what your surname is, your Elena Sims…coughs...anyway,

Elena Sims… is a tart, a slut, and a whore what ever you want.

"Hey that's not very nice, who are you? Tell me your name so I can report you at once!"

Hahahaahahahahaha…yeah like I could get fired, you don't even know if I work here or not.

"I'll find a way." Elena replied confidently.

Elena Sims…likes to watch porn.

"What? I certainly do not! That's just disgusting." She looked disgusted and pulled a face.

Yeah well how do you explain all these porno videos I found in your house?

A whole block of porno videos fell on her.

"What?" she said picking them up "They're not mine!"

Sure…liar.

Elena Sims… Hates Tseng guts.

"No I don't!" she shouted, blushing slightly

"If I must be honest with you, I love him." She blushed even more

Suuuuuuuurrreee you do, you say you love him but your really thinking of your true love.

"And who might that be?" Elena asked confused.

Tut tut tut, you're in denial Laney…

"Laney?"

Yeah that's your new nickname…Laney's true love is…

…Cid!

Cid walks past and over hears his name; he goes closer to the door and listens to the conversation.

"Cid? As in Cid Highwind? Oh...my...God! That is sooooooo gross! I mean he's an old man! Ugh how can you be so disgusting?"

Don't lie! I saw your secret letters written to him! I got one here right now, I guess I'll just read it out loud now…clears throat,

Dearest Cid,

I love you sooooooooooooooooooo much its untrue, I know I have never told you, and I never will, I'm too scared to tell you. And I know I'll never have the chance to be with you, because there are so many other women that want you. But in my heart I know that it's me that you want. So now, whenever I hear the wind blow it whispers to me Cid Highwind.

Your love forever

Elena

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awwwwww how sweet, but I think you went a little too far when you put the naked picture of yourself in.

"What? I never wrote such crap!"

Gasps…Laney, you shouldn't diss your poetry like that; you'll hurt Cid's feelings!

"I don't really care of Cid or his feelings! Just leave me alone!" she began to cry.

Cid who was listening into the conversation was now heartbroken.

Now you know Elena Sims. She is a Tseng hater, poetic whore who longs for her true love's heart.

Elena was still crying on the chair saying,

"It's not fair, it's just not fair!"

Of course it isn't……coughs…whore