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Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Tseng

Tseng sighed "Honestly what's the whole point of having employees if they're just going to bunk off work?"

Tseng was getting pissed off, they all went missing one by one, first Reno then Rude and now Elena, then who, him?

He walked into room 102 to get a few supplies he needed. As soon as he walked in he realized that something was wrong.

Sit!

Tseng looked around to find out where the voice was coming from, he couldn't find it, so he decided to do as it said.

Stand up!

"Don't push your luck." Tseng replied sternly, glaring around him.

Fine then…Tseng…. ermmm…Whoppewoo has a double life, yeah that's it he has a double life!

"And?"

Is that all you gotta say for yourself?

"Yes." He replied dully.

Well then your boring, no wonder why your wife left you...

"Wife? I don't have a wife." He said confused.

Well duh, that's because she left you, and took your five sons and three daughters with her.

"I don't have any children, or a wife!"

Well du…

"WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?" Tseng shouted.

Well sooooorrrrry Mr Nudy-Pants,

"What's the hell are Nudy-Pants?"

You should know, your not wearing any, hahahahahahaha

Tseng looked down at his pants and found that he was in his boxers.

Anyway carrying on,

Tseng Whoopewoo secretly owns a strip club.

"I most certainly..."

Do! See he admits it! He is the manager of the strip club that Reno likes to go to.

"Actually I was going to say I don't own a strip club, thank you very much."

You're welcome!

"I was being sarcastic." Tseng said making the voice look dumb.

S-so was I…Tseng Whoopewoo…his strip club business was ruined because of Reno, and now…

"Oh God how long will this go on for?" Tseng asked shaking his head.

HE LIVES IN A CARDBOARD BOX!

Tseng just stared, "Yeah, well, if it gets me out of here I'm just going to have to agree with you. I DO live in a cardboard box, I DID own a strip club, and I DID have a wife and eight children. So now I'll leave you alone."

Tseng got up out of the chair and left the room.

HEY WAIT! GET BACK HERE, I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET! Please don't go…I'm ……lonely…