animedeprived: Well, I'm back! Yay! Link is awesome! Only two things could be better! Link in combination with Kenshin and Koga, and NINJA LINK!
Link: Yes, I do rather fancy the idea of being a ninja. Scaring the crap out of people, then killing them from the shadows. Nice.
animedeprived, wonderfully talented as she is, does not own me, the Legend of Zelda games, or the evil monkey, though she finds monkeys and their tomfoolery fascinating.
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time
Chapter Two
Goron's Ruby
Day 20 - Hyrule Field
Just realized. Have no idea where to go.
Day 25
Talked to Saria via song. V. strange. Wonder where wires are. She suggested K-something Village. Wonder where that is.
Day 27
Decided to go to mountain in distance. Reminds me of song involving candy.
Noon - K-something Village
Hey, look. Found that K-something Village.
Noon
Found piece of dark chocolate. V. tiny, one-fourth size of big piece. Fairy says I have to gather three more before I can eat it. Maybe eat fairy instead.
Noon
Hey. Why is it still noon?
Noon
Have been trying to figure out noon-thing. So far have only discovered meaning of life.
Noon
Gave up on noon-thing. Tried to climb mountain. Guard at gate laughed at me. Will show him when I sneak over wall tonight.
Noon
Crap. Forget it's always noon and thus, no night. DON'T THESE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY NINJA SKILLS DON'T WORK WELL IN THE DAYTIME?
Noon
Guard saw me try to climb wall.
Noon
Fell off wall trying to shoot laughing guard. Stuff under shield fell out. Guard found letter from Princess. Wondering when she put it there. Must learn daytime ninja skills from bodyguard.
Day 28 - Death Mountain
FINALLY! No more noon. Enjoyed endless all-you-can-eat lunch buffet, though.
Day 28 - Goron City
After Guard let me through, found weird rock people called Gorons. Chief did funny dance. Ha ha! Dance, my large and clumsy Goron puppet! DANCE! With Chief at my mercy, will become Goron King!
Day 28
Goron...stops dancing...when music stops...Been playing four hours...Forced...to stop...lips numb...fingers...feel broken...feeling faint...
Day 29
Crap! Died! Apparently, no sugar for too long causes death. Need to watch that.
Day 30
Chief refuses to hand over jaw breaker. Says I have to clear out some cave first. Big deal. Why can't they clean their own cave? Chief gave me bracelet. Wanted candy. Bracelet old, dull, jewels missing. Why can't anyone buy NEW stuff for me? Cheapskates.
Day 31
Bracelet helps me lift exploding flowers. At least it's good for something. Explosions cool.
Day 32 - Dodongo's Cavern
In cave. V. dirty, but not what Goron meant. Must clear out MONSTERS! This is the second time. Why can't these people fix their own problems?
Day 32
Hit by flaming bat. Shield burned up. Stupid forest elves and their all-natural weapons.
BBQ bat for dinner. Sadly, no dessert.
Day 39 - Kokiri's Forest
Forced to hike to Forest for new Shield. Snuck into Mido's house and opened chest.
Found evil monkey. Closed chest and ran.
Day 45 - K-something Village
Went to Market for different, fire-proof shield guard at mountain gate mentioned. Contemplated buying guide to this stupid quest to avoid things like this.
Day 47 - Dodongo's Cavern
Finally back in cave. Found Kokiri Shield in chest just inside entrance. Rage beyond words.
Day 47
Found Dodongo's stomach. Opened, hoping for undigested candy. Found bombs. Only slightly disappointed. Then one exploded in my face.
Day 47
Climbed inside dead Dodongo. Surprisingly... cave-ish inside.
Day 47
Fought fire-breathing freak lizard. Made it eat bombs, then poked it with sword until it rolled into lava and turned into fossil. What a lame way to die.
And now...YES! More dark chocolate!
Day 47 - Death Mountain
Ended up in front of cave. Chief gave me new jaw breaker. Finally, someone with enough sense to understand that I want candy! Lost rest of conversation, as was prying jaw breaker out of setting. Finally noticed Gorons advancing with arms open. Ran for my life and threw self off cliff to avoid potentially fatal Goron hug. Don't they realize how fragile I am?