Yeah some of these maybe short but hopefully funny,
now this one is one that someone I know will like, so I suppose this one is dedicated to him,
he knows who he is, lol.

Disclaimers: By Reno

Reno: heheehehehehe I killed her so she won't be doing anymore.
Me: I'm standing right behind you.
Reno: Ahhh I can still hear her voice right now, it brings a tear to my eye.
Sephrioth: Oi!
Reno: Ah HOLY SHIT!
Sephrioth: Tell me where room 102 is.
Me: It's down the hall, take a left then another left then a right and it'll be straight ahead.
Sephrioth: Thank you kind miss, unlike some brats.
Reno: Glares.

Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars-Extremely Sephrioth

Sephrioth finally found room 102, it had taken him longer than he expected,
he was exhausted when he got there and so he sat on the lonely chair.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,

"That voice sounds familiar…."

Huh? (Deepens voice) Err no it doesn't, you're hearing things.

Sephrioth is still talking to himself.

"So soft and warm, I can hear like I'm hearing the wind…."

Err hello? Mr. Sephrioth sir?

"So young and I can remember it so well. Such a woman's voice…"

MR. SEPHRIOTH CAN YOU HEAR ME?

"It definitely reminds my of old times, ahhh those were the good times…"

How long are you gonna drag on like that?

"WHO DARES INTERRUPT ME? MIGHTY SEPHRIOTH IN DEEP THOUGHT?"

Ermm it was the pizza boy…Yeah the pizza boy, HE DID IT!

"Oh why thank you, I'll remember to kill him later. Now where was I?"

Good times?

"Oh yes! Did I ever tell you about the time when I dared Cloud to put on women's
clothes for me, everything!"

Umm…. No you didn't, but I really have to go now. It was nice meeting you…err…

"Leave and I'll kill you…" he gave a death glare.

Did I say I was leaving? I meant how intriguing!

"It is isn't it? Any way as I was saying…"

(Mumbles)Kill me, kill me now please!