Crazy trouble with love part 9
Tania x Syrus
Series: Yugioh GX
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-Duel Academy, Somewhere in the middle of the forest, Colosseum-
We find the group of duelists in a roman like coliseum, here on account of trying to find the reason why so many students had gone missing from class. Only to end up discovering this place being worked on by said duelists, including Crowler for some reason.
And right in the center of the theater box, where the emperor should be seated, stood a very tall tanned muscular woman with long brown hair that was tied in a semi curved ponytail that went to her hips, blue eyes with two thick scars on her right eyes, pointed ears, a I cup chest and large ass, wearing a dark green tank top that exposed the top of her chest, black combat pants with white lines going down the legs, a black elbow length left fingerless glove and a black wrist length right fingerless glove stuttered with gold on the knuckles, a large back gauntlet with a single golden eye in the center of the palm, two brown double buckle belts on her waist and arms, brown belts around her knees, gold spiked ankle and wrist bracelets, gold hoop earrings, a golden spiked collar, white shoes, and had a silver colored blade shaped Duel Disk with a blue core on her left arm.
This was Tania, an amazon that seemed to be in league with the Shadow Riders...yet she was actually encouraging the students with their work.
"Come on boys, you're almost there." she called out with a smile with the group confused.
"What's going on?" questioned Syrus.
"I'm not sure, but I think we found the missing students." spoke Banner.
"Just a few more blocks." the woman called out while Jaden looked confused.
"Um...is it just me or...are they happy working for her?"
"You're seeing things slacker. Who'd enjoy getting bossed around by a chick like that?" questioned Chazz.
"Well..." he said before getting an idea "Oh! What about that vampire girl-"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
The amazon took notice of the arrivals and jumped down, doing a spin in midair as she landed on her feet. "Ah, welcome. Oh, right, hey!"
The students, now finished with their work, turned to the woman.
"It's time for your payment."
The students, and Crowler, all stood in line as she walked up to each and handed them an envelope for each of them.
"As promised here is your payment, ultra rare cards. Till next time I need your help fellas." She smiled while the students walked away and she looked at the newcomers. "Welcome, I am Tania and this is my colosseum."
"Why would you go through all the trouble?" questioned Jaden looking around. "I mean, it's just a big ring, isn't it?"
"Of course, but you see I needed some extra hands for it. After all, an amazon does need the proper battle arena. It's tradition." she smirked with amusement. "Especially when I'm here for those keys of yours."
"I see now, you're a Shadow Rider." concluded Bastion.
"That's right. Which means I'll be dueling one of you strong young men."
"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" Alexis spoke up with a frown.
"Oh I'd never harm a fellow sister. It's just good manners." She said before looking her over. "Although you do need a little more meat on those bones."
And cue Alexis getting very pissed.
"So tell me, which of you big strong men will be dueling me?"
"What?" Syrus said in confusion. "Big? But I'm short!"
"Oh, my apologies. Let me rephrase that. Which of you strong males will I be dueling?" asked Tania with a smirk.
"I'll take you on." spoke Jaden, stepping forward.
"I'll handle you." spoke Chazz up next.
"I will suffice." came Bastion standing in the middle.
Tania smiled and looked to be thinking about it, but Syrus on the other hand looked on and frowned.
'Oh man, I know she's a Shadow Rider, but all of them are willing to stake their keys on this duel, but me? All I am is some watcher on the side.' he thought looking down before an idea hit him which surprised him. 'Wait! What if...maybe I could be useful in some way!'
"Hmmm, I pick..."
"Hold it!"
Everyone turned their heads to see Syrus with a determined look step in front of the three.
"If you want someone to duel, then here I am."
That threw his friends for a loop with Tania smiling.
"Oh really now? Are you a key holder?"
"Well...no, not exactly." he admitted before shaking his head. "But that doesn't matter!"
"To me it does. After all, it IS part of the reason I'm here."
"Part? If the keys aren't your entire goal, then what else is there?" questioned Bastion.
She smirked before crossing her hands. "Simple, I'm looking for a groom to bring back to the village."
That made many of them look at her in shock.
"What? I need someone to pamper and adore, I'm not getting younger you know."
"Wait, you mean you're...husband hunting?" gasped Jaden.
"Yes." she nodded before looking at Alexis and Jaden and pointed to them. "And after smelling you two, I'm not going to duel you."
"Wait, why?" Jaden asked in confusion.
"I'm not a husband stealer." Tania said while waving him off. "Plus you are already with a wife."
Alexis blushed as Jaden slowly let that sink in, making him blush red, while the amazon looked at Syrus.
"Now, are you willing to become my husband?"
"Um...if I lose?"
"Perhaps, or if you win. Depends on how you entertain me, little boy."
Syrus felt that one hit and looked at his stature before steeling himself and looked up with a nod. "Alright, deal."
"Syrus no, you can't." spoke up the professor. "You're still in school, and I've heard getting hitched at a young age doesn't work out so well."
"I have to. If we don't have to risk a key, then I'll take one for the team and show the Shadow Riders I'm not someone to take lightly." He said with seriousness. "Plus I won't lose."
The amazon smirked with amusement. "Such bold words, maybe you will be the one."
"Well...alright Sy, do your best." spoke Jaden as Syrus walked forward across from the woman as they brought their duel disks out while putting their decks in.
"I plan to."
Tania Life Points: 4000
Syrus Life Points: 4000
"Since you're eager, I'll let you go first." Tania smirked while Syrus narrowed his eyes.
Syrus' hand: 6
"Alright, first off I'll summon Gyroid in defense mode!"
And cue said monster appearing on the field before entering a defensive posture.
Gyroid- ATK: 1000/DEF:1000
"And I'll put one card face down. Your turn."
Tania's hand: 6
Tania smirked. "Alright, come forth Amazoness Paladin in attack mode."
Said monster appeared while brandishing her blade.
Amazoness Paladin- ATK: 1700~1800/DEF: 300
"Then I activate the spell Amazoness Charm." she smirked as the card glowed, making the machine change positions as it looked a little motivated. "This will give your toy a little boost, putting it in attack mode."
Gyroid: ATK- 1000~1200
"Now attack that toy!"
The woman lunged at the monster who went wide eyed in fear as she slashed across it, with a wind hitting Syrus.
Syrus: 4000-3400
"Too bad for you, but once a turn Gyroid can't be destroyed by battle." Syrus got out as the warrior jumped back to the other side. "Which means he's not going anywhere this turn."
"True." she shrugged. "But since I'm ending my turn right now, I can just wait to destroy that toy again."
"It's not a toy!" Syrus yelled in anger.
"Are you sure? Because it looks like a child's toy." she teased, making him blush in embarrassment.
"Don't let her get to you, Sy!" Jaden cheered out. "You got this!"
"He doesn't." Chazz threw in his two cents.
"Eh? What do you mean Chazz?"
"I mean he's up against a Shadow Rider, he's going to be an amazon's punching bag." he said before seeing the amazon glaring at him.
"We do not turn our lovers into punching bags." she glared while making Chazz freeze up. "So I expect you to shut up and let us duel before I come over there and rip your spine out."
Chazz paled and gulped, quickly nodding.
Syrus' hand: 5
Syrus gulped while looking at his hand, hoping he had the right monster or spell to destroy the Amazoness Paladin. 'Ok Syrus, she's already damaged you, but you got this. Just stay calm and don't get distracted.'
As he looked at the cards, his eyes slowly rose up and-
Boing~!
Right at Tania's massive J cup breasts, which were large, soft looking, and about the size of his head.
'Oh god.' he blushed while trying not to stare too much. 'She's huge!'
"Try not to get weak knees this early on now, otherwise it won't be as fun." smirked the amazon who could tell by this distance where he was looking as he quickly looked at his hand. 'They never can resist copping a peak.'
"I-I-I'm not!"
"Oh? So you aren't afraid of getting snu-snued?" she asked while Syrus looked confused.
"Snu-what?"
"Snu-snu, an old punishment that we amazons do. We fucked the men to death, but it's only for those that WANT to do it." she smirked with glee. "But they always choose single combat or something of that caliber. What say you little boy?"
"WHAT?!" he cried out, turning crimson red with the others slack jawed and wide eyed.
She shrugged. "It's an old punishment so most amazons don't do it as often, but since you have been eyeing me like a piece of meat I could humor you, after I beat you that is."
"..."
"Wow." Jaden said while looking at Alexis. "So...should-"
"Later." she said quickly before blushing, realizing she just said yes to sex with her fiance, in front of other people.
"That lucky bastard." Chazz muttered with Bastion coughing with a blush.
"Syrus! Don't get distracted!" called out Banner. 'Even though that doesn't sound like such a bad way to go.'
Syrus blushed before shaking his head. "Look, I just want to battle you, not have sex!"
"You say that now, but when I win we will have some fun~" she said while licking her lips. "It's been ages since a REAL man tamed my body so I really expect you to try and do the deed, but since you're so short, it might be-"
"Can we PLEASE not talk about my height!?" he cried out in embarrassment and anger, making him look back at the hand. 'Focus Syrus! Ok, she has a stronger monster than you, but if you can take it out you should be good.' "I use Polymerization to fuse together Gyroid with the Steamtroid from my hand!"
A strange otherworldly portal appeared on the field as the monster shot out of it like a train out of hell, steam forming from it's body in the process.
Steam Gyroid- ATK: 2200/DEF: 1600
"And since my Steam Gyroid is on the field, I can attack that monster head on!"
"Oh boy." she muttered to herself. "He's getting serious."
"Sy! Remember our first match!" Jaden called out, making Sy nearly fall over from being broken from the moment.
"What do you mean?" he called back.
"Think!"
Sy looked at his friend confused before a brief moment went by in his head, making his eyes widen as he looked at his hand, then the field, before it clicked. "That's it! Steam Gyroid will attack your paladin, but AFTER this next move."
"Oh?"
"I'll summon out, Patroid!"
And like that, the police car robot monster appeared in a flash.
Patroid- ATK: 1200/DEF: 1200
"And I activate Patroid's effect, I can now look at one of your facedown cards and return it to its normal position afterwards."
"..." Tania blinked in confusion before seeing the police car rushing towards her face down and picked it up, revealing the trap card Amazoness Archers. "Welp, that one's not going to help me this turn. Good job boy."
"I am not a boy!"
"She is right, you know." Jaden chuckled. "You are the size of a boy."
"Not helping!" he yelled back before pointing at Tania. "Steam Gyroid! Attack her paladin!"
"You're still gonna attack? In case you forgot, your little car took a peak, but my trap is still gonna work." She smirked as numerous amazoness appeared and took aim at the machine. "Which means your toy is gonna lose some power."
"Not after my trap card! Emergeroid Call!" Syrus' facedown rose up, showing numerous roid monsters. "When a spell, trap, or effect targets a fusion roid monster of mine, I can negate it, and all other copies of it are sent from your deck to the graveyard!"
Tania blinked as the card was destroyed along with several other cards in her deck, making her grin. "Huh, you really are a diamond in the rough boy. I congratulate you on this single victory, but the war is just beginning!"
Syrus smirked as his monster charged towards the amazoness and turned her into roadkill.
Tania's Life Points: 4000-3600
"And now I attack you directly with my Patroid!"
And like that, the car charged towards her and collided with her body, which made her mildly annoyed.
Tania's Life Points: 3600-2400
"And I'll end my turn."
"Go Syrus! Way to go!" cheered Jaden.
Syrus smiled while noticing that Tania was grinning wildly.
Tania's hand: 5
"I see. So you wanna play rough huh?" she said before pulling out a polymerization card. "Well I'm going to take a cue from you and fuse my Amazoness Queen with my Amazoness Blowpiper to create the TRUE ruler of the tribe, Amazoness Empress!"
The arena became covered in dark clouds as lightning hit the ground and the monster appeared, sitting on a throne of bones as her curved demonic blade sat on her lap.
Amazoness Empress- ATK: 2800/DEF: 2400
"And since it's on the field, it can't be destroyed by card effects or battles, same goes to her people." she smirked. "Oh and Syrus, I'm afraid I have to get rough with you. I use Reinforcements of the Army to add a monster to my hand of the warrior class."
Tania's hand: 2
"Which I summon to the field, say hello to Amazoness Swords Woman!"
The monster appeared on the field and glared at Syrus while a strange aura appeared over her body.
Amazoness Swords Woman- ATK: 1500/DEF: 1600
"Oh no." muttered Syrus with a sinking feeling.
"Now what say your toy learns how to play with a real woman? Amazoness Empress, attack Steam Gyroid!"
The woman stood from her throne before slashing the monster with her blade, causing it to make a pained expression before exploding.
Syrus' Life Points: 3400-2800
"And now I finish it up with my Amazoness Swords Woman, and once she's done all the damage will be directed to your life points!"
"Eh?!"
The Amazoness roared before charging towards Patroid and sliced it in half.
Syrus' Life Points: 2800-2500
Tania smirked. "I hope you enjoyed all of that, because soon you will be my husband, but a traditional one."
"Traditional?"
"She means you might get turned into a housewife." Banner said with a sweatdrop. "Castrated that is."
"WHAT?!" Syrus cried out in horror.
"That's only if you lose, boy." Tania chuckled. "But seeing how you nearly bested me in one turn, that might not happen….unless you're into that hardcore stuff."
"Of course I'm not!" he cried out while crossing his legs and looking pale.
"Oh relax, being a housewife isn't so bad. Besides, if you do a good job, I might reward you." she winked, making him blush before shaking his head.
"D-Don't distract me! It won't work!" he let out, but looked bright red.
"Are you sure?" she smirked while pointing to his pants. "You look ready to burst."
Syrus blushed as Tania chuckled.
"Well I end my turn, I want to savor your fears and embarrassment a little more~"
Syrus gulped before drawing.
Syrus' hand: 3
'Oh man, things aren't looking good. I shouldn't have gotten cocky over one move! Think Syrus, think!' he thought with a gulp. 'You took the risk of stepping in to try and help, but what good will it do if you can't back up your words? You couldn't do anything when Jaden dueled Nightshroud, or when Zane dueled that vampire. You have to show you can help out, with or without a key.'
'This little guy doesn't seem much on husband material. Maybe I'll tease him a bit more and let him go when I win, even I'm not that cruel.' she thought while Syrus looked at his hand and saw he had a very good card.
'Roid Recycling. Mmmm, I don't….wait.' he thought while recalling a special fusion card he got in a recent pack a few weeks ago, one that needed five roid cards. 'That's it!' "Ok, I'm going to destroy you in one turn!"
That threw everyone for a loop, Tania looking at him in surprise before covering her mouth as she tried to stifle her laughter.
"Wow boy, big claim there, especially given how open your field is."
"Well I don't need monsters from the field." he smirked while showing her a spell card. "I activate the spell card, Roid Recycling!"
The card appeared, showing a huge recycling plant with conveyor belts that showed Patroid, Steamroid, Steam Gyroid, and the Ambulance and Truckroid appearing from his hand, the belt carrying them inside.
"This card takes all the roid monsters in my graveyard, field, and hand and removes them from play. In return, I can bring out a fusion monster that has at least half of them in its creation, and lucky for me, I needed just five." he smirked.
"Never heard of that card." spoke Alexis.
"Sweet! That's the card Syrus got in a pack." grinned Jaden. "This is gonna be sweet!"
"Wait." Chazz said while looking confused. "It came from a pack?"
"Yep and he also has a very cool ace up his sleeve too."
"Now, come out!" Syrus yelled.
The ground began to shake as a massive dark red monstrosity of metal erupted from the ground and aimed its many cannons at Tania.
Barbaroid, The Ultimate Battle Machine- ATK: 4000/DEF: 4000
"Meet my newest ace, Barbaroid, The Ultimate Battle Machine!" Syrus smirked. "And it has some effects that would make even Chazz envious! Like he can attack twice, not at you directly BUT at your monsters!"
The cannons took aim at the Amazoness.
"Wait, they can't be destroyed! That's what Amazoness Empress' effect does!"
"Yes, but he can negate their effects during battle. And once it destroys a monster, you lose 1000 points of damage!" he grinned. "Now lock on to her empress and open fire!"
The cannons began to heat up before firing a massive barrage of energy at the Amazoness, causing her to explode into cracked shards.
Tania's Life Points: 2400-1200
Tania covered her eyes before the energy bullets exploded in her face, causing her to fall on her ass.
Tania's Life Points: 1200-200
"Unbelievable." spoke Bastion in shock. "He's dramatically turned the tide."
"That's Sy for you." Jaden smirked before the monster aimed at the Amazoness Swords Woman and destroyed it completely.
Tania's Life Points: 200-0
"AH!" Tania cried out while one of the energy explosions sent her flying across the coliseum, making a large indent into the newly made stone wall in the process. 'I-I lost...to a boy!?'
"Woohoo! Way to go, Syrus!" Jaden called out while jumping up and down, all the while holding Alexis tightly. "You won against a Shadow Rider!"
"J-Jaden! Careful!" Alexis stuttered while feeling a little embarrassed at being THIS close to him.
"That was amazing." smiled Banner. "Exactly what you'd expect from one of my students."
Syrus blushed before noticing Tania's body starting to glow orange as the amazon's body transformed from a humanoid form to a white tiger as the former humanoid's glove fell to the ground with a thud.
"Grrrr….grrr."
"S-S-She was a tiger all along?!" gaped the blue haired male with wide eyes.
"Wow." Jaden said in surprise. "You nearly married a tiger...wait. Since you won, does that still mean you're married to her or not? Since well...I never thought you would marry a animal, Dark Magician Girl maybe since she's a spirit but-"
"I'M NOT MARRYING A TIGER JADEN!"
"Just asking!"
The tiger growled before running away.
"Well I'd say that went well." spoke Banner. "One more less Shadow Rider, and Syrus showing us that he has the skills to lend a hand without needing a key. Maybe he could duel the rest and give you kids a vacation." he joked.
"Wait no!" Syrus cried out. "I only did it because I knew Bastion would go gaga over her and Jaden...well he might get TOO into the duel."
"What about the Chazz?" said former student, frowning.
"...oh. I kinda forgot you COULD duel well, I mean I haven't seen you in a while and-" he said before seeing Chazz run after him. "Ah!"
"Why I outta!"
"I didn't mean anything by it!" he cried as he took off, the former obelisk chasing him around the stadium.
However, as everyone was looking at the scene, no one noticed that the tiger walked carefully towards the glove and took it by its mouth before running off.
(A few weeks later)
-Slifer Red Dorms-
Syrus sighed as everyone in the dorms were busy on a nature walk, leaving him alone to keep an eye out for any Shadow Riders that might try and pocket the keys from the other rooms. All the while feeling proud of himself for managing to prove his worth, and wishing his brother had been there to see it.
However, as he laid on his bed, he felt like someone was watching him from the nearby forest.
He gulped while looking outside, seeing nothing to indicate a person or danger, and sighed. "Keep it together Syrus, it's just the wind. You're braver than this."
BOOM!
"AH!" he cried out as thunder roared outside and the rain began to fall like bullets, blanketing the island in a monsoon. "Oh come on! A storm? Just great."
As the winds began to make knocking sounds with the metal pipes, Syrus thought he heard someone opening the door to his room.
He looked up and saw nothing, just an open door and a few puddles on the floor. "Great, I have to mop that up now."
As he turned his head to the side of his bed, he didn't see a woman moving towards the bathroom door or that she closed it and turned on the hot water.
Splisssh!
Splash.
Splash.
"Maybe I should try and nap the storm away." he muttered before hearing the sound of running water. "Wait...who's using the shower?"
And just like that, Syrus became petrified by fear, especially given the fact it might be a killer or a Shadow Rider sent to end him.
'Shit!' he thought, shivering in fear and inwardly panicking now.
As the water continued to run in the background, Syrus gulped and began to get up, his fears making his body go into autopilot as he moved towards the bathroom door.
'I-I need to check, maybe it's Jaden? Right?' he thought before opening the door.
Only to see a very naked Tania washing her hair in the shower, the glass door opened to reveal her hairy snatch and toned muscles to the boy.
'HOLY CRAP!' He thought in shock as the woman didn't seem to notice him. 'She's human again...how?! Wait, isn't that the glove we lost? And why is she using the shower, HERE OF ALL PLACES?!'
Tania hummed to herself while washing her breasts with a bar of soap, the soap looking really comfortable in between her mountains.
Syrus gulped while feeling his pants getting extremely tight, the zipper getting ready to break off at any time. 'Ok...I just need to move away, slowly-'
Crack.
He blinked while stepping on a piece of paper, one that was formerly a used tissue, and caused Tania's eyes to dart towards Syrus' location.
"Hello boy, missed me?"
"GAH!" he cried out, falling back out of the bathroom from surprise.
She smirked while walking out of the shower, leaving the water on, as she stood above Syrus. "I have to say, for someone that won against me, you are a very scared young man."
"W-What's going on!?"
"Oh right, I did unexpectedly turn back into a spirit. Let me say it in layman's terms, I came back because of my glove and now I'm here." she said before grinning. "To be your wife, but be mindful that I'll be the dominant one in this relationship, you just have to be affectionate and enjoy me spoiling you rotten."
"W-W-Wife?!" he gaped at her. "B-B-But how?! I thought you dropped that after I won!"
"No, I said that I would decide if you became my husband either when I won or you won." She explained. "And I chose to let you be my husband."
Syrus started to babble incoherently, transfixed on the naked body.
Tania moved closer to him, her chest right near his face. "And since I'm already naked, why not join me in the shower, without the clothes mind you, and we can get started on making more Amazons~"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-" he stuttered while being picked up by the woman and dragged towards the bathroom, locking the door behind her as she ripped off his clothes with her teeth.
"Don't worry, by the time we're done, you'll be a man again and again and again~" she smirked while chewing on his black boxers, just as they entered the nice warm shower. "And don't worry, I won't bite...much~"
'Oh god!' he thought while the steam began to cover the two of them.
(Several hours later)
Tania, still naked and sweaty, sighed while holding a very tired and equally naked Syrus in her arms, currently on his bed as the entire room smelled like sex, sperm, and soap. "Mmmm~ You might be small, but you're really a beast in the sex department~"
"Yea…" he said while feeling very tired, his cock still hard as rock even after four hours of non stop sex.
"Wanna take a break and relax for now?"
"Please." he said while Tania began to nuzzle his head.
"I must say, I really picked the right husband." she smirked. "Cute, adorable, and a monster in bed. What other couples would dare match that?"
"Well…"
"And don't say your friend and his fiancé, they are still virgins. I checked them out last week." She said with a sigh. "They are in a relationship but haven't bonded like we did tonight."
"Really?" Syrus sounded surprised. "But Jaden never told me."
"Because he wanted to keep it a secret, even though everyone on this island KNOWS they are in love." she grumbled. "They are dense idiots."
"True."
"So, since you are now my husband, do you want two or ten children? Daughters or sons, although I prefer daughters."
"Isn't that a little...too early?"
"Not for me, besides I really want children. To repopulate the Amazons and have some children to spoil, like I'm doing to you dear." she smirked. "Speaking of spoil, shall I help you with anything? Maybe make you some food? Oh, perhaps you need me to carry you from place to place."
"N-No no, I'm fine." he spoke up quickly.
"So you don't want me to feed you? Even though I make great meals worthy of kings?" she asked while Syrus' stomach growled. "And when you're starving for food?"
"...ok, you can make me food. But nothing too bad." he said while seeing her getting up and walking out of the room. 'A-And with clothes!"
"No can do, a wife only needs her bare body to cook! Now! I shall hunt for my husband!" she roared before running into the forest for her prey, leaving Syrus blushing like mad.
'Oh man, I hope nobody spots her.' He thought before noticing that the door was open. 'Or me.'
(Later)
Jaden smiled while walking down the road with Alexis by his side.
Only to discover that Tania, naked, was dragging a large seal from the beach by the tail and heading towards the dorms.
"Victory!" Tania yelled out. "Tonight we dine on seal meat!"
Jaden and Alexis went wide eyed and silent, watching the woman move away, with Jaden transfixed on the bare ass.
"..."
"…" Alexis stares at Jaden before elbowing him in the ribs. "Jaden, we're having sex. In the woods, now." 'I'm not going to lose MY MAN to an Amazon slut!'
"W-What? But you said you wanted to save it."
"Yeah, but you were about to run after that woman, and I'm NOT letting you cheat on me!" She grabbed him by the crotch and started to lead him into the woods. "Now march."
Jaden gulped while getting a little turned on by this. 'Well...I hope I don't get my hips busted by this.'
(Later)
Tania smiled while preparing a bonfire, a seal currently being turned on a wooden stake as Syrus watched in shock at how brazen the amazon was...especially when she was still doing this in the nude. "Dear, can you get some firewood for me, I need to turn the meat around a little."
"Just how did you even get a seal?!"
"I jumped into the water and clubbed the first one I saw with my fists." she said calmly. "It was no big hassle really, I got it before it could notice me."
'I feel bad for the seal.'
"So can you get me the firewood?"
"Uh...sure." he said before walking away.
"And after we eat, we shall make love once more, I'll even let you cum in my anus~" she said while winking at the boy.
Syrus turned crimson with steam leaving through his ears. "I...um…"
She waved to him as the boy left the area, her eyes becoming a little cat like as she licked her lips. 'Oh I'm going to enjoy spoiling him, and maybe get some kids out of the deal. Now...I need to get rid of the competition, like those two Ra and Obelisk boys. Amazons may go husband hunting but I do not share, with anyone.'
And lo, a familiar former obelisk blue was walking down the road, hoping to get some fresh air as the former Shadow Rider glared at him.
'Him first.' she thought while cracking her knuckles. 'Now, should I mawl him or drown him….mawl him. Is more satisfying, for me that is.'
Chazz sighed while sitting on a rock, not knowing that he was going to be mauled by a wild animal in the next few seconds, as he wished the Ojama Brothers stopped being 'jerks' to him.
"Come on boss, can't we get our own private room?"
"No." He frowned while glaring at the yellow Ojama. "No private rooms, and no guests."
"Aw come on!"
"I sa-" Chazz said before getting tackled by Tania and was attacked, getting bitten on the arms as she tried to kill him. "AHHH!"
Tania roared while the screen went black, a loud cracking sound being heard in the background.
(A bit later)
Syrus blinked while given a piece of 'seal' meat on a stick by his 'wife', who seemed to be covered in blood. "Thanks, but the blood?"
"I had a hard time getting the seal's organs out. Too much blubber and not enough stable bones." she said while hiccuping a little. "Had to finish the blubber off myself, and it was ok, needed some salt."
"Um...ok." he said while the camera zoomed a little towards the rock, revealing a torn black jacket that had some blood on it before going back to Tania.
"So, want to taste my hard earned meal?" she asked while picking her teeth with a small finger like bone. "You won't regret it."
"Ok, maybe a little." he said while taking a bite of the meat, his eyes sparkling in the process. "Wow, this...this is good."
"Thanks." she smiled while giving a thumbs up. "A wife has to make good food for her husband, although after this and out fucking, I'm expecting you to cook the next meal. And I'm craving some fish for next time."
"Ok." he took another bite of the meat while the Ojamas were floating around.
"What do we do now without the boss?"
"No idea." said Ojama Black while looking at Tania. "But I can't believe she ate him!"
"She is a tiger right?" Ojama Green said. "It's normal for them."
"But now we don't got anyone to talk to!"
"What about that Jaden guy? He could see and hear us, right?"
"True, but I don't think he wants us."
"Why?"
"Because his girlfriend's monsters hate us, especially after Black here tried to steal Cyber Tutu's panties, which she didn't have!"
"It's not my fault she's a nudist!" he yelled while Tania looked at them with hunger.
"Oh look, appetizers~"
"AHHHH!" they screamed before flying off.
Tania shrugged before smirking. 'Well one down, many more to go...and I think I should devour that Ra guy. He seems too stiff for me and I have a feeling that without him, my little Syrus will get a promotion.'
(Elsewhere)
-Ra Dorms-
Bastion shivered in fear while currently looking at his decks. 'Why did I feel a moment of dread occur?'
[Omake]
(A few weeks later)
-Obelisk Dorms-
Zane blinked while seeing Syrus walking up to him with a blush on his face. "Syrus?"
"Zane, I have a confession to make." he blushed.
"...then tell me."
"I...I got a wife now! And she's an Amazon formerly in league with the Shadow Riders." he gulped. "And….I beat her and...we...did it."
Zane stared at his brother who looked away nervously. "Syrus-"
"I know it sounds crazy! I know you didn't see it, and it's been a long long time since it happened, but I couldn't tell you because we...were busy."
"Syrus-"
"I get what you'll say. That I'm too young, or not ready for something like that, but I don't regret what I did. I wanted to feel useful against the Shadow Riders with or without a key, especially when I was useless when you dueled Camula and was the whole reason you became a doll."
"Syrus-"
"And I know you think I'm insane to date or even marry a former enemy but-"
"SYRUS!" he snapped while looking a little annoyed. "I wasn't going to say any of that!"
"You...weren't?"
"Of course not. If anything I was going to congratulate you for actually getting a girl." he said with a sigh. "I was hoping you would get someone that liked you for who you were instead of just using you to get to me. Besides, I don't care if she's an enemy or not, as long as she doesn't try to hurt you."
Syrus blinked while no one noticed that said amazon was hiding in the bushes and staring down Bastion with an animalistic grin.
'Time to get my meal!' she thought while Syrus shook his head in surprise.
"So...you're not gonna talk down to me or act like me….going that far is moving too fast?"
"Syrus? Do you have any idea how often I get girls coming on to me? Or how many of them have tried throwing themselves at my feet in just their underwear?"
"Um...no?"
"Half the school either wants me or wants to kidnap me and use me as some sexual toy. If anything, I'm sick of having girls trying to act crazy with me, I just want someone else to have a chance with a girl that's NOT into me or crazy."
Bastion blinked before getting tackled by Tania and had her jaw around his neck. "Ah-ah-ah-"
"Dinner~"
"So you don't need to worry about my approval. You're growing up, and I'm glad you are." he smiled, patting Syrus on the head. "I know I might not seem like it, but if she treats you right, then that's the important part. Just, try not to make me an uncle too soon."
"Z-Zane…"
"Syrus, is there something you're not telling me?"
"...she wants children. About...thirty daughters, I know it's crazy but she wants that!"
"...yeah maybe you should lay low for a bit until she cools down. You can bunk with me." Zane said while with Tania, she was currently ripping the ribs off of Bastion's body, her body covered in blood as she munched on the hardened bones.
'Tasty~'
"Why? She's crazy but not that crazy." he said with a sweatdrop.
"Trust me, you'll thank me later."
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