animedeprived: Cardboard and swords and Anakin Skywalker's head in a cooler in my Mythology teacher's classroom with his brains spilling out and his eyes in Tea's spaghetti. OOooOooOoooo... I own a knife. And Sailor Saturn's Silence Glaive (in my disturbingly violent dreams).

Link: Sorry, everyone. She's having a homicidally random moment.

animedeprived: KILLLLLL!

Link: animedeprived does not own anything I said she didn't own in previous chapters. Or Anakin Skywalker. Or Yu-Gi-Oh. Or Sailor Moon and therefore Sailor Saturn and her Silence Glaive, which is wicked cool. Or King Arthur, who is also cool. But not as cool as Koga. Who is not as cool as me. Sadly, I am not as cool as Kenshin.

animedeprived: It's okay. I still love you tons.

Link: I know you do.

animedeprived: OOooooooOOOOooo... CHICKEN! Kill the chicken!

Link: NO, NOT THE CHICKEN! THEY'LL KILL US ALL!

The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time

Chapter Four

The Temple of Time

Day 55 - Hyrule Field
Hey, guess what? Have all three jaw breakers! Quest over! Game, set, match for Link!
Think I'll loiter around for a while.

Day 56 - K-something Village
Played with chickens all day. Thankfully, not crapped on once. Got bottle to put cookie fairy in! Wonder what chicken will do if I poke it with my sword. Maybe it'll lay solid milk chocolate Easter egg!

Day 56
AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE CHICKENS ARE INVADING! NOOOOO! ANYWHERE BUT THE EYES! DON'T PECK THE EYES!
I TAKE IT BACK! PECK THE EYES! PECK THE EYES!

Day 57 - Lake Hylia
At Lake Hylia hospital and resort getting chicken wounds disinfected. Owww...
Think loitering time over. Must get back to quest and forget this ever happened.

Day 59
Tried to visit nice, non-fishy Princess. Was almost trampled. Twice.
Found new blue Ocarina in moat. Struck me as odd. Ocarina doesn't work underwater. Then sugar-withdrawl hallucination of Zelda that teaches you the Song of Time told me to go the Temple of Time.

Day 59 - Temple of Time
In temple. V. dirty. No priests, priestesses, or frightened worshipers. Temple's god must be ticked.
Oooo... Inscription.
"Place Spiritual Stones" (aka jaw breakers) "in designated slots and play song."
Uh-oh.
Hope it works with just the settings.

Day 59
Yay! It worked!
OooOOoooOOOOooOoooOOOooooo... Sword in a stone! If I pull it out, I'll be King of all Britain!

Day 59
What the heck is Britain?

Day 59
Anyway, on to pull out sword! Yay! Pretty blue light!
Is that maniacal laughter I hear?