Wooooo go me! I'm glad you lovely people out there are enjoying my fanfics. And I'll do all characters, which I intended to do anyway.
Dedicated to:
Harmony dies here
Disclaimers:
Me: It's your turn Reno.
Reno: No it's not its Rude's.
Me: Ugh fine then, come on Rude, people wanna read already.
Rude:…
Reno: That means, I own everything, mmwhahahahahahahaahaha.
Me/Rude: Walks off
Reno: Huh? Looks around Hey!
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Kadaj
"Mother are you in here?" Kadaj asked peeking into the room. Kadaj was looking for his mother, so he obviously thought he'd start at the ShinRa Company.
Yes….Kadaj…Kadaj walked into the room
"Mother? Is that you? MOTHER?"
Yes…now please sit down Kadaj…
Kadaj smiled,
"Yes mother." He replied
Kadaj…
"Yes mother?"
I'm not your mother! Hahaahahahaahaahha…
Kadaj suddenly got into a piss, " What have you done with mother, where is she?"
Shrugs… I dunno…. somewhere in a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep hole?Anyway, Kadaj Sugarplum…still wets the bed…
"I DO NOT!" Kadaj objected.
Kadaj Sugarplum…has not yet hit puberty…"Yes I have, I hit it a few years ago. So there, you can even ask my brothers."
Why should I? Do you all measure your members?Kadaj blushed at the thought, "No that's just sick, eww why would we all watch each other measure ourselves?"
I dunno maybe it because…you're all sick!"No we're not, you stupid bitch."
Oh boo hoo, Kadaj called me a bitch. What would your mother think?"She wouldn't care because she would agree with me!" Kadaj stuck his tongue out.
Gasps… well then…Kadaj Sugarplum…fancies Reno.
At this moment Reno walked past and heard.
"Eww that's gross yo! First it's Yazoo and now you, you all make me sick."
See?"Especailly you yo!" Reno tries to point at the voice.
And I can see that you're still a dumb ass yo…Now Reno was in a piss, so he just walked off, all high and mighty.
Now, where were we? Oh yes…"How could I ever fancy someone like him?"
I don't know, you tell me you fancy him.
"I do not!"Do too!
"Do not!"
Do too!
"Do not!"
Do too!
"Do not!"
Do too!
"Do not!"Do too!
"We're gonna be here all day."
I don't care, I can just leave you all alone locked in this room.
The voice disappears and the doors lock. Kadaj jumped of the chair and tries to open the door.
"Hey miss? Can you open the door now? This isn't funny, I have to find mother. Miss? Miiiiiissssss? MISS? OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR NOW! ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO SUE YOU! MOMMY! HELP ME!" starts to cry
The voice reappears,
Now you know Kadaj Sugarplum, the momma's boy.