Crazy trouble with love part 9

Alter Pyrrha and Jaune

Series: RWBY

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-Remnant, Grimmlands, Evernight Castle-

Salem sighed, currently enjoying some red wine by herself while overlooking the numerous Grimm pools.

It was a long few decades, for she had made a name of herself as the 'Mother of Monsters' and she was proud of it for a more personal reason.

As she looked at the pools, she recalled her time in Argus, how she came there for some quiet and came back with something more precious. But before she could have a daydream, she heard a knock at the door, making her frown and lower her glass.

"What is it?"

"My Goddess." said the faunus criminal. "Your child has arrived from Vacuo, a little...miffed. More than usual."

Salem sighed heavily at this. "Send her in, Tyrian."

"Yes my Goddess."

The immortal sighed while looking at her wine glass. 'Another conquest gone sour, oh how love can make even the most evil of creatures insane with desire. My daughter needs to be more disciplined.'

The doors opened up as a tall muscular pale skinned young woman with long red hair that were tied in the back by obsidian bands into a small half bun and trailed downwards to her feet into six long offshoot like ringlets, dark green eyes with a single red iris, small black eyeshadow like veins near her eyes and down her chin, a black diamond shaped stone placed in the center of her brow, a G cup chest and wide ass, wearing a black overbust corset with a long dark red vertical strip in the shape of an eye in the center, an elastic black A-line skirt that went down to her legs and sported two long trails on the sides that were covered in dark red vertical elliptic eyes, long elbow length maroon fingerless opera gloves that revealed her long jet black nails, a maroon ankle-length sash wrapped around her skirt, pointed shoulder sleeves that went to her hands, long black triangular sleeve ends that were tied around the middle finger and had maroon eye shaped designs on the wrists, a white crown shaped circlet under her hair that trailed upwards in the shape of spiked horn-like tentacles with red elliptic eye shaped stones attached into the sides by black chains, a large dark red vertical ellipsis eye shaped gorget around her neck, a dark red belt with two pouches on either side of it, two white bracelets on the upper part of her arms with black feathers hanging from the sides like a pair of wings, a large black diamond shaped metal backpack that was attached to the back by thick black rope and had a white circular shield on it with a deep red vertical ellipsis eye in it's center, white eye shaped greaves that went from below her mid-thigh to her boots, dark red cuisses that went from her mid-thigh and to slightly above the knees, a maroon trimmed black high-heeled boots that went up to her mid-calf, a black bracer attached to her right hip with several dark red metal sticks with a single point on each one as well as a white lensed scope on the middle stick, two white hoop earrings with a single black diamond dangling from the ends by dark red chains, and had a black Nevermore mask made of shiny glass hanging from the neck by a red string, walked in with a frown on her face.

"Ah, Pyrrha, welcome home."

"Mother." she said with a cold tone as she caused the metal sticks to rise up and form a massive dark red javelin that extended from her feet to above her head with a white vertical ellipsis like point, two Wyvern shaped wings crisscrossing down the base towards the bottom, and a small scope attached to the side facing upwards, before hitting the ground with it, breaking the black tiled floor in the process. "I have not returned home with my prize, the Hunter was weak and not worthy of the Monster of Remnant!"

"Pyrrha, what did I tell you about hitting the floor with Erinys?"

"Not to but-"

"Then I suggest you sheath it back, now." she said sternly.

The girl sighed before making the sticks break apart and go back to their spots. "Better?"

"Yes, now you said your last conquest was for not, even though you destroyed the academy stationed there?"

"Yes, but I didn't make that conquest for you mother, I need someone to share the thrill of battle with." she frowned. "I need a husband."

"You are too young."

"I'm nineteen! I'm legally an adult by the Huntsmen system!" she growled. "And don't tell me that I'm being foolish, you were like me when you met Ozma, you loved him and fought for him. I want that kinda life too, I want to feel like a normal girl for once!"

Salem pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance as she knew that her daughter was partially right, for the most part. "Pyrrha, I really want you to be happy, but looking for strong men and women? In Remnant? That's a lien a dozen, everyone in Remnant is weaker than you."

"So?"

"So why waste your time getting with someone you could end with a twist to the neck?"

"Because I'm too strong!"

"That's an exaggeration." Salem said before seeing her daughter punch a pillar into pieces, the shards turning into diamonds in the process.

"What girl is strong enough to make DIAMONDS!?"

"My point exactly. You would have a better life finding someone who can give you a challenge."

"Well unlike you, who really hates Ozma for breaking your heart with lies, I want an equal relationship with someone that sees me as human, NOT a walking weapon of war!" she growled before calming down slightly. "Look mother dear, I didn't come here to fight, I just want help finding that special someone. I feel like I killed everyone else that could give me a challenge."

"Mmmmm…"

"Please, I know you want grandchildren." she said while Salem flinched a little.

'She's not wrong there, but she's asking for the impossible.' she thought before putting the wine glass on a crystal table and got up. "Let me check the tomes."

Pyrrha sighed as her mother walked to an old bookshelf where ancient books of power rested. "Why magic? Why not Scrolls?"

"You know I'm technologically inept at Scrolls." Salem deadpanned while pulling out a book. "Mmm. Let's see...ah here it is."

The girl grumbled while the immortal waved her hand over the pages and showed an image of Remnant, several dots appeared on the image before disappearing and being replaced with 'X's'.

"...Pyrrha dear." Salem said with a sigh. "As I feared, you killed every potential lover on this planet, there are NO lovers that are strong enough to woo you."

"...FUCK!"

"Language!" she glared. "Don't get upset just because you went wild and caused a massacre."

"It wasn't a massacre! It was a battle to the death!"

"You literally destroyed Vale because you thought a Neptune Va-something or other was your type. And look what happened!" she frowned while Pyrrha gulped.

"To be fair, I didn't think that Cinder and her allies WERE in the city yet. I thought they were still in Anima."

"And now I have less servants to use!"

"I said I was sorry!"

Salem sighed. "Look, the spell said there weren't any potential suitors on this planet, it never said that there weren't any from other realms beyond this one."

"...are you talking about timelines?"

"Time-what?"

"Right, you don't read comics at all." Pyrrha facepalmed.

"...ignoring that." she waved off while showing a different image of Remnant on the next page, although there was only one dot situated in Vale. "Ah, here it is, a potential lover for you my daughter. And this one still lives."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that in this 'timeline'." she made air quotes. "Your potential husband is alive and waiting for you to 'woo' him or her."

Pyrrha grinned. "I see, then show me how to get there!"

"Well that's the thing, the only way to get there is through the Staff of Creation and well, we don't have it."

"Then I shall invade Atlas and make the staff mine through right of conquest!" she cackled with glee, making Salem smile.

'That's my daughter.' she thought fondly as Pyrrha turned and made her way out of the room. 'She makes me so proud.'

(A month later)

Salem sighed while currently on her throne, watching as Hazel talked to her about 'Ozpin' although she drowned that stuff out to stare at the ceiling. 'I wonder if those crystals are stalactites or stalagmites?'

SLAM!

The doors opened up as Pyrrha, covered in dried blood and oil, entered the room with the Staff of Creation in her hands.

"I have returned, mother! Atlas has fallen and all have learned the name of Pyrrha Nikos, Monster of Remnant!" she laughed while looking a little demented due to her bloodlust. "Now we can get started on getting me a husband."

Hazel shivered at the sight of the battle crazed warrior as Salem nodded.

"Good, then I shall watch as you summon the spirit Ambrosius, it shall help you. But be clear or else you might cause untold destruction."

She nodded before smacking the staff on the ground, causing a trail of blue smoke to form as the giant spirit rose up with a bump on his head.

"Ow! Ok, who did that!?"

"I did spirit!" Pyrrha called out. "And I have liberated you from Atlas to serve my will!"

"Oh, really? Welp, at least it's a change of scenery." he shrugged before crossing his arms and smiled. "Well then, what can I do for you? I take it you're not here to free me, right?"

"No. I want you to create a two way portal to another timeline." she said. "This timeline, so mother told me, is a place similar to this one but the title of Monster of Remnant is null. I want you to create this two way link so that I can enter this timeline, find out who will be my husband and come back here, either with him or her or with blood on my spear! Do this, and I will not break your container!"

"Try it, it won't end well for you." he chuckled while cracking his knuckles. "Alrighty, sounds simple enough. I just need precise coordinates on where it ends and starts, knowledge on how closely similar we're talking, exact design on the timeline and then distance on how it can be calculated from the starting point of origin, that being here. I assume you have all that down?"

"Yes."

"And I shall provide the details." Salem said while walking towards the spirit, a book appearing in her hands. "The timeline is one where I never found my daughter, alone and abandoned by her family. Where my plans for Vale were still in its infancy. The distance, as you so tell me, are parallel and about twenty miles apart. The timeline starts at the formation of Team RWBY and a Team JNPR, first year of Beacon and it will end when Vale falls to my Grimm when this version of my daughter dies in battle. Are these satisfying, servant of Light?"

He looked the book over and rubbed his chin. "Hmm, a bit vague around certain parts, but it's more clear than some of my previous summoners. I'll see what I can do."

"Then get to it."

The spirit nodded before his hands began to form a gold aura that he concentrated into golden circles before sending them flying onto the ground.

BOOM!

Causing them to transform into golden doorways with a single white 'JNPR' symbol on them as the second doorway vanished instantly.

"There, the connection is complete. All you have to do is enter, get the lucky husband and come back out. But remember, no third trips back." the spirit said with a smile.

"Good." Pyrrha grinned. "I shall battle my future suitor and get him or her to love me, or else I shall slaughter them all!"

Ambrosius whispered into Salem's ear. "You really created a crazy killer Salem."

"I know, but I still love her."

"I will be back in no time, mother." Pyrrha smirked before entering through the door into the unknown.

(Elsewhere)

-Remnant, Sanus, Vale, Beacon Academy-

It was a calm afternoon as the students walked to class, all of them not noticing a golden door right near the cafeteria that appeared out of blue smoke.

Creek.

The door opened up as Pyrrha walked into the new world, her eyes looking around for any possible suitors, all until she smelled something good in the cafeteria.

'Mmm, perhaps a meal shall calm me down before the hunt?' she thought as her stomach growled before moving towards the smell.

-Cafeteria-

The large dining room rang with the sounds of laughing students, all merry and gleeful in their occupation as Pyrrha walked into the room, glaring down anyone that was too close as she grabbed a plate of steak and began to eat it while walking.

"Hey!"

Pyrrha continued to walk down the long line of tables as she threw the bone at a student, all the while noticing that one of the students was one she was familiar with. 'Cardin, killed by bloody nose. Pathetic.'

Cardin smirked before seeing 'Pyrrha' and pointed to her. "Hey, Wonder Girl."

She ignored him while he grabbed her right wrist.

"Hey-"

SQUISH!

Cardin blinked before seeing his arm cut off by a metal spear tip as the girl walked off without batting an eye. "A-A-AHHHHH!"

'Pathetic.' she thought as the students began to move their attention to Cardin, only for the girl to see a team she was familiar with, for the wrong reasons. 'Oh Team RWBY. Can't believe I tried to ask the blond for her hand in marriage, pathetic.'

Yang blinked while waving to her. "Hey! P-Money! Nice goth-"

"Call me goth and I'll rip out your hair, set you ablaze and let the dogs eat those fat sacks of orbs known as breasts." she snarled with anger as the team looked at her in shock. "What? Do I have a spot on my face?"

"P-Pyrrha, what…" Ruby stuttered as 'Pyrrha' rolled her eyes as Weiss tried to talk to her.

"Schnee." 'Pyrrha' said coldly to Weiss. "I know you're trying to be a fan girl, but fuck off before I slap you so hard your face gets as ugly as your personality!"

"I barely said anything!"

"Yet I can see the ugliness behind your mirror. It's appalling." she said coldly as Yang got pissed off.

"Hey now!" Yang frowned. "Knock it off!"

"Or what? You're going to fight me?" she asked while Yang nodded. "Well then, fight me or are you going to act like your mother and run away?"

Yang growled before seeing 'Pyrrha' walking away, as if to say that she wasn't' worth her time, at all.

"She's really mean." Ruby said with an angry pout as Blake looked up from her book.

"That's not Pyrrha." she said while pointing to JNPR, which had Pyrrha sitting right next to Jaune. "That's Pyrrha."

"Then...who the heck WAS that!?"

"No clue." she said as the camera zoomed towards 'Pyrrha', who saw Team JNPR and walked towards them, pushing Team CFVY away in the process with her hands as she kicked Ren off the chair and sat down on it.

"Ahem." 'Pyrrha' said before pointing at them. "Are you strong enough to be my husband? I mean it, do ANY of you Hunters and Huntresses have the skills needed to woo me?"

Pyrrha spat out her coffee onto Nora as Jaune went wide eyed and Nora blinked in confusion. "W-What!?"

"You heard me, which one of you will be my husband? Come on now, raise your hand up before I cut it off!"

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You….You look like me!"

She looked at her copy before nodding. "Yes, but unlike you I'm fairer than you, and less annoying."

Nora helped Ren up and glared. "Ok, just who are you!?"

"Pyrrha, the Monster of Remnant, Destroyer of Atlas, Ender of Vale and Killer of Hunters." she listed off while the room became deadly quiet. "And I'm here to either find a husband or destroy Beacon a second time. Depends on the outcome of my hunt."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"...you're insane!" Nora yelled.

"No, just horny." she said bluntly. "And being the strongest human in history makes it even worse, I mean I'm horny and bloodthirsty in battle."

Pyrrha blushed while having a similar feeling in battle, but not that strong, only to see the other 'Pyrrha' summoning metal bars that turned into a giant spear as she pointed at Jaune.

"But enough talk! Face me in battle or die!" she grinned while taking her shield off her back with her right arm and slashed at the table, breaking it and the floor in the process. "Face the cold steel of Erinys and the blood soaked metal of Mochthirós! For today, all shall be tested by the daughter of Salem! Ahahahahahahahahha!"

And just like that, every student with nerves of steel decided to take the crazy woman on while others ran for their lives. The ones who stayed grabbed anything nearby to use as a weapon.

'Pyrrha' grinned while seeing the students rush at her, only for her to stab one of them in the heart and use them as a projectile for the students of her left. "AH! Weak! All of you are weak! I hate weakness!"

"Then taste this!" Coco yelled while firing her weapon at the alternative Pyrrha, only for said girl to use her shield to block the bullets before making a mad dash towards her. "What in the!?"

"AHHHHH!" she roared before jumping into the air and attempted to lop her head off, only for Yang to punch her in midair and send her into a pillar.

"That's for threatening to feed my knockers to dogs!"

'Pyrrha' frowned before using the pillar as a platform, the pillar cracking from the pressure, before she raced towards Yang at mach one speed, only for Blake to use her weapon to tie her leg up and drag her back to earth. She growled before using her semblance to cause the spear to levitate and fly towards Blake, hitting her in the right thigh in the process. "Faunus scum! I shall have your head for that!"

"AH!" Blake cried out as Weiss summoned a glyph and used it to move the faunus away from the battlefield as Nora rushed towards the faker and attempted to hit her with a table.

CRASH!

Only for the girl to look at her in annoyance as she grabbed the girl by the neck.

"G-G-"

"I will use your spine as a toothpick!"

That's when Ren front flipped through the air, slamming his feet right against the girl's face, making her drop Nora.

"AH! You little!" she roared before summoning her weapon back, which she used to bash Ren's face with the flat end of her spear before kicking him in the ribs, breaking them. "I shall make you a chair! A chair of bone-"

BASH!

And cue Pyrrha using her semblance on her evil copy by smashing her with several metal trays before condensing them into a ball.

"I...I can't hold this!" Pyrrha groaned out as the other copy used her semblance to try and push against the opposing semblance. "Someone...get her!"

"Say no more!" yelled Yang while throwing Ruby at the ball. "Time to use Ruby power!"

"Yang!" Ruby yelled while using a metal pipe as a weapon as the ball began to grow bigger and the evil copy growled at Ruby.

"SILVER EYES!" she roared while chucking her shield at Ruby, causing her to fall on the ground as the shield moved like a buzzsaw towards Pyrrha's arms. "I SHALL RIP THEM OUT!"

"Pyrrha look out!" Jaune yelled while using a table as a shield to protect his Partner.

Pyrrha closed her eyes, the table landing on the spot as the shield cut into it.

The alternative Pyrrha smirked as she escaped the ball of metal and began to use them as makeshift buzzsaws, only to notice Glynda walking into the room with a scowl. "Ah, Ozma's bitch. Come to stop me from getting hitched?"

"You can either stop your attack on the students and give yourself up, or else."

She smirked before pointing her spear at Glynda. "I know about that semblance of yours but it won't work."

Glynda frowned before using her semblance to move all the objects and throw them at the girl.

She smirked before her body began to gain red Grimm markings and she ran towards the storm, her speed and agility becoming intertwined with speed itself as she dodged it all and used her shield to bash Glynda on the head, knocking her out. "I told you, I'm unstoppable." 'Thanks to mother's Grimm implant. I'm always aware and able to dodge.'

"Shit!" Coco cursed. "We just lost our backup!"

"We can take her!" Nora frowned.

"Wait wait." Jaune said to his team. "That's a bad idea, she's Pyrrha but more...scary. She's more skilled than our Pyrrha...I mean-"

"Look, let's just beat her up." Yang deadpanned before seeing the evil copy running at Jaune.

"Die!" She roared as Jaune's life flashed before his eyes.

(The 'afterlife')

Jaune blinked as he was currently in a white room where his sister, Saphron, was sitting on a chair of white. "Saphron?"

"Hi." She said while waving to him. "Take a seat."

He blinked before seeing a chair in front of him and sat down. "What's going on?"

"You're currently in your mind, a place where normally your life flashes before your eyes but since you didn't live that long your meeting with me, the ideal sibling figure." She smiled. "Call it time dilation, but right now, you're about to die if I don't tell you how to stop that crazy Pyrrha."

"Wait, so….this is all just in my head?"

"Yep."

"...huh. Makes sense, so what's the wisdom oh sister of the brain?"

"Ha ha." She rolled her eyes. "The information is simple, DON'T attack her. Talk to her like you do with Pyrrha."

"...why?!"

"Because she's looking for a husband that might see her as a girl. Same with Pyrrha but she's a literal murder machine, she might be looking for such a person or she wouldn't be here right?"

"True."

"Plus she might not kill you if you try. Besides, I want grandbabies too, just like the real Saphron." She grinned with glee.

"...are you the subconscious side of my brain or the parental part?"

"Neither, I'm the horny part." she gave him a thumbs up. "Now go get her tiger! And give me babies!"

"But-"

"Just give me babies you mook!"

(Back in the real world)

Jaune's eyes widened as he saw the spear right near his face as he recalled the advice and grabbed the spear with his left hand. "Wait wait! I want to say something important."

"...what?" she asked in confusion before becoming sterner. "What is it?"

"Well, um…"

"Spit it out!"

"Do you want a hug? You look a little...um...attention starved." he said while the remaining students looked at him like he was a moron.

'Pyrrha' blinked while moving the spear back a little. "A hug? For me? ME! The Monster of Remnant!? Are you nuts!?"

"Maybe, but I'm willing to hug you, if you want it." he said with sincerity in his tone. 'Please don't stab me, please don't stab me, please don't stab me!'

The warrior looked at him, detecting no negative emotions other than fear, and sighed before stabbing the spear onto the floor and hugged him. 'Warm…'

'It worked? IT WORKED!' he thought as Pyrrha was flabbergasted at her copy's actions, and a little envious too. 'She's not going to kill me!'

"...what the fuck!?" Yang yelled in shock as Weiss facepalmed. "How did THIS end a brawl to the death!?"

"Is this really how she could be stopped?!" spoke Nora in disbelief. "Boooo!"

"Welp." Coco said while looking relaxed. "Love is the best motivator for war and peace. So, good job Arc, you just scored a woman!"

"Ahem." Pyrrha coughed.

"I mean another one." she chuckled as the evil copy moved back and looked over Jaune for some reason.

"Mmmmmm." she clapped her hands and smiled. "Good personality and unorthodox skills, just like mother when she was younger. Congratulations, you're my new husband."

"...eh?!" He cried out as the evil Pyrrha's spear returned to its normal position and he was placed onto Pyrrha's left shoulder. "EH?!"

"Well, time to return to my timeline. Mother will love you, being a former blonde and all. What's your name by the way?" She asked while walking away. "I want to know so I can give you a pet name. Couples do that right?"

"Well, it's Jaune, but hold on! Isn't this moving WAY too fast?!"

"No." She said while walking away. "I'm horny and I want you to give me some love. Besides, we have a LONG time to get to know each other~"

Jaune paled as his Pyrrha ran after him. "But I have friends here! A family!"

"I get it, but the way back home is a two way portal. I can get your family later, but right now I need to bring you to my mother." She said before seeing her copy try and bash her head on with her right arm, only to dodge it quickly. "Move over weakling! He's mine!"

"I won't let you kidnap our friend!"

"Aka you want my man. Newsflash, I'm not sharing." She growled before running away, hoping the doorway is still in the same spot she left it.

"Get back with Jaune!"

"No! He's mine, you whore!"

"You're me! That's like calling yourself a whore!"

"...then leave me alone before I kill you with my teeth!" she growled before seeing the golden door around the corner. 'Yes! Home at last!'

As she ran to the door, the other Pyrrha charged towards her evil clone and tackled her just as she opened the door and threw herself and Jaune into it.

"Jaune no!" Pyrrha yelled before seeing a glaring pale woman near the entryway.

"Go back to your realm." she frowned before kicking her back as the doorway closed and turned into blue smoke. She turned to her daughter who got back up on her feet. "Well? Did you find someone?"

"Here he is." she smiled while placing Jaune on the ground. "This is Jaune, and he did something interesting."

"What?"

"Offered me a hug, in the middle of glorious battle." she said while patting his head. "And he knew a copy of me, so I think he will fall for me easily. Right Jan?"

"Jaune."

"It's a pet name, Jan." she smiled. "And starting now, you have to call me Pyr, got it?"

"Ah young love." Salem sighed.

Jaune gulped while back with the normal Pyrrha, she was pissed, like really pissed.

(Later)

-Ozpin's Office-

He sighed as he drank his coffee.

Only for Pyrrha to kick the doors down and growled.

"Ozpin! Who is Salem, and why did she STEAL MY JAUNE!?" she growled with righteous fury as Ozpin looked very confused.

"Miss Nikos, what are you-wait, did you say Salem?"

"Yes! Some copy of mine came and stole Jaune! She was yelling her name!" Pyrrha snapped as Ozpin looked very confused.

"Um…"

"You need to help me!" she snapped while gripping her hands tightly. "Who knows what horrible things that woman's doing to my Jaune!?"

'Salem, what did you just do?'

[Omake]

(A few months later)

-Grimmlands, Evernight Castle-

It was a dark day in the evil castle as a golden doorway appeared in one of the rooms and Pyrrha Nikos, the good version that is, stepped outwards with a mission.

Kill her evil self and get her Jaune back home so they can marry.

"Jaune?" she called out while on the defensive. "Jaune?"

That was when the sound of moaning could be heard in the distance, very...sexual ones.

"JAUNE!" she yelled before running towards the source of the noise, her mind racing with thoughts of Jaune being forced to become a breeding machine.

As she raced down the hallway, she heard the sounds getting louder and louder near the far left corner of the hallway, making her kick the door down in the process.

"Jaune!" she yelled before freezing in shock.

For Jaune was currently under a blanket, in bunny pajamas, as the evil Pyrrha, currently in a snake onesie, was cuddling with him on a black bed, her face very tranquil and more like a tired cat then anything else.

"Pyrrha? Oh gods, you came for me...wait, why are you here?"

"Because I missed you and I had to get you back home." she said before pointing to her evil copy. "Um...what's going on?"

"Funny story, she and I were about to have sex when she started to get cold." he explained. "Then one thing went to another and before I knew it, she wanted to cuddle with me every day. And well...she's very docile right now, like a sheep."

"...you're kidding me."

"Nope." he shook his head. "Just say anything and she'll agree to it."

"..." she coughed. "Hey. Are you willing to let Jaune come home?"

"Yes…"

"See." Jaune said while Pyrrha blinked in surprise.

"Ok. Hey, are you willing to share Jaune with me?"

The evil copy nodded happily. "Cuddle~ With myself...cool~"

'Perfect! Now I can get him back home!' she smirked before seeing the evil copy look at her.

"Cuddles? Jan and I like cuddles~" she said while looking ready to fall asleep.

"...you know what? What the heck, I have time." she said before moving towards the two and snuggled into the blanket, just as Salem opened the door.

"Dear." she said while holding a plate of cookies. "I got something for….wait. Why are YOU here!?"

"Mom~" the evil copy said with a smile. "Cuddles~ Then sex...he he...night. Zzzz."

Salem stared at her before looking at the good copy. "We will talk about this once she's awake. Do not leave with the boy."

"Why not?"

"He's a good human and I actually want his company, so don't take him or else I might invade your...timeline. Yeah, timeline, that's the right terminology." she said before closing the door, leaving Pyrrha and Jaune alone with the evil copy.

"So...night night?"

"Yeah." Jaune shrugged before laying on the good Pyrrha's lap. "Night."

She blushed as her evil copy moved her head on her lap as well. '...why did I even do this!? Ugh! The things I do for love!'

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