Well I'm glad everyone's enjoying this fic. Wow I'm running out of things to say, lol. Well anyway here's our new victim.
Disclaimers:
Everyone's asleep.
There's a card that reads: Don't own anything; so don't bother trying to sue me while I'm asleep, that's something Reno would do.
Reno: Mmmmmm I'm lovin' it.
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Loz
Loz was walking around the ShinRa building, looking for his two younger brothers.
'It stinks in here.' he thought and then he stopped, he realized that this smell was familiar to him.
He then noticed that he had stood on something, so he lifted up his leg and look at his boot. A crushed daisy was stuck to it. When he put his foot back onto the ground, he saw a trail of daises. Loz was confused, then he said to himself.
"There's only one person who loves daises this much." and followed the trail, hoping it will lead him to his brothers.
The trail stopped at a door, Loz looked up and read 'Room 102' he hesitated for a moment, then decided that there might be some clues in there on the whereabouts of his brothers.
So he went in.
Inside he found a pile of daises around a lonely chair, on the chair, there was a single daisy. Loz went over to the chair to pick it up. He couldn't pick it up so he let go of it. Soon he realized that he was super-glued to the daisy, which was super-glued to the chair.
He sighed.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,
"Huh?" Loz looked around.
Loz Sugarplum…is really an old man…
"Old man? Who you calling an old man?" Loz yelled.
You…old man…Loz Sugarplum…Was a sugarplum in a ballet, when he was…
"Let me guess, when I was young." Loz replied oblivious to the answer.
Actually when you were 19, gee it was only two years ago until you had to quit…and that was because they thought you were a pedophile amongst six years old girls…
Loz looked blankly… "You lie…"
Nope…just telling our wonderful audience the mere truth about you…"Your fucking sick!" Loz yelled.
Yeah yeah whatever, it's not like it's the first time someone said that to me…
Anyway…Loz Sugarplum…is a crybaby!
"I AM NOT!" Loz was now furious.
"NOBODIES DARES CALL ME A CRYBABY AND EXPECTS TO GET AWAY WITH IT!"
He watches cheesy chick flicks and cries, in one he cried so much because one of the lovers is going to have a brain surgery…
Loz's eyes begin to prick… "They were close lovers…and besides…I…h-had…s-something…in…m-m-my eye." He struggled.
Your brothers couldn't find your mother Loz…they never wanted to…
"Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP!" Loz screamed and covers his ears.
She only wanted Sephrioth….
Loz started to cry,
There there…I'm sure you can take ballet up again to take your mind off this all…
Loz is still crying "I'm gonna get my brothers on you…you…you big meanie!"
And he ran off.
Well that wasn't hard…now you know Loz, the sugarplum, ballet pedo, crybaby.