I just wanna say thanks for your lovely reviews. I'll say again yeah some of these are short so I'll try to make them longer. Our next precious victim is the lovely Aeris. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU AERIS FANS OUT THERE! AND ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE!
-coughs- ermm anyway, so yeah on with the…ermm… er…-shrugs-
Dedications:
Beeria
Ghost in the mirror.
Disclaimers:
Reno: And then… HIS WIFE CAME THROUGH THE DOOR!
Me: -bored expression- Yeah and?
Reno: Did I tell you she was dead?
Rude: …No.
Reno: Well she was…and she had a GOLF CLUB with her!
Rude: …So?
Reno: Don't you remember he went golfing all the time and she got really jealous?
Rude: …No.
Me: Oh come on Reno you call this a scary story?
Reno: Yes… In fact I do! Anyway it's not as if you can tell a 'great ghost' story.
Me: Can't I? MwmMmWwwWAAaaAHaHAhahahAaaaaaaa –lightening strikes-
Reno: Hey Laney you can stop flashing that flashlight around.
Elena: -comes out from behind the door- Was I that obvious?
Reno: -sarcastically- Oh no you really had me going there. I was so frightened I nearly pissed myself!
Elena: Really?
Reno: …No.
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars –Extremely Aeris
Now as everyone knows, Aeris died. But what if some idiots (a.k.a Cloud and Barrett) tried to bring her back from the dead?
Cloud and Barrett stood in the water where Aeris was put (can't really say buried can you? lol).
Barrett has a book in his hand called 'How to raise the dead: A version for idiots like you' and was scanning through on what Cloud and he had to do to bring Aeris back.
"Ah ha!" Barrett shouted, quickly he looked up at Cloud and snapped the book shut.
"Okay, here's what we have to do." He said to Cloud.
Barrett went over to Cloud and whispered into his ear.
"Really? That's all we have to do?" Cloud asked.
Barrett nodded his head.
Barrett and Cloud took their places in the water,
"Hey? If she does come back will she protect me from…you know who?" Cloud asked weakly.
"Who? Who do you mean you know who? I don't know who you know who is…Oh you mean Sephrioth, right?"
Cloud cringed at him name "Don't say that awful name!"
"Fine then, well don't interrupt me!"
Barrett continued and shouted,
"Oh mighty Shinigami! Please take pity on this poor woman who has been put into these polluted waters. RELEASE HER! LET HER SPIRIT BE FREE ONCE AGAIN! LET HER…ARRRGHHH!" Unfortunately for Barrett he didn't see the massive tidal wave coming at him and so he got washed away.
Cloud stood still blinking.
Nothing had happened; Cloud shrugged and walked all the way back home (bloody hell!) looking sad.
Out of the water, came a dead corpse…And I think we can all guess who it was. The corpse made it's way to the ShinRa building.
-At the ShinRa building-
The corpse walked into room 102, and sat down on the chair. In the dim light a face could be seen and it was…
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,
"Well hi there!" a soft voice chirped.
-gasps- Aeris? It can't be, you…you've been dead for two years…you…hey wait a minute why am I gasping? I knew you were coming here anyway. I got those two idiots to raise you.
"Yep that's right!" Aeris smiled
Wow for a dead person your skin is glowing…
"Yep, that's what being buried in polluted water can do."
Wooooow I wanna be buried there now…
Aeris once again smiled.
Well anyways back to business…
Aeris Gainsborough…is flower girl from the slums…
"That's right!" Aeris chirped
Well…ermm…what I meant was…she's a lesbian…
Aeris looked confused and tilted her head slightly to once side.
Fine then we'll go a different way about it… Aeris Gainsborough…doesn't know that Tifa is trying to get Cloud…Aeris stopped smiling an angry expression grew wide across her face.
"What…did…you…say?" she clenched her fist really hard.
You heard me…ever since you died she's been trying it on with Cloud…Your ex-boyfriend…
"HE' NOT MY EX!" Aeris screamed
Well excuse me for pointing out that your dead…"That…fucking…Tifa bitch…trying it on…with MY BOYFRIEND?"
For the last bloody time…YES!Aeris stood up with her fist still clenched she started to trash the room screaming,
Jeez calm down already…it's not like you can't kill her…After about an hour or so she sat back down again cursing Tifa.
"When I get my hands on that fucking bitch I'm gonna…"
At that precise moment Tifa crashed through the door with her fist clenched…
Huh?