Heh…heh…heh…Gomen Nasai? Seriously I am very sorry I haven't updated in a while I've been busy, hehe working on my new Kingdom hearts fic Chocolate Sauce, you should read it some time…if you have it…-grins- hey it turns out this maybe the longest chapie yet! Enjoy!
Me: Right I'm sure there's something I'm forgetting…hmm what can it be?
Reno: Chocolate Sauce?
Me: No, not Chocolate Sauce you twat!
Reno: -grins- Whipped Cream?
Me: -blushes- No!
Reno:…Pineapple rings?
Me: SHUT UP! –whacks him-
Reno: T-T
Me: Oh yeah that's it! Dedications! This is dedicated too…
Ghost in the Mirror
Beeria
Is that all? Oh well…
Rude: Aren't you forgetting something?
Me: Hm? Oh yeah…Rude's selling his body if you're interested!
Reno: -snickers-
Rude:…shut up…Read…my…lips…Not…for…sale…and she – points at me- Does…NOT…own…anything…
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Tifa
WHACK!
Tifa thumped Aeris in the face.
"My pretty face!" Aeris screamed "I can't let Cloud see me like this!"
"SHUT UP BITCH!" Tifa aimed another punch at her but Aeris dodged it.
"YOU WANT A FIGHT? I'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT!"
Aeris "magically" got her rod out (where from?) and thrashed it into Tifa's stomach.
"Ow…" Tifa put an arm over her stomach and crouched down "That hurt."
Aeris stopped and looked at her sympathetically. "Oh really? Tifa, I'M SO SORRY."
As soon as Aeris came closer to Tifa to help her up, Tifa shot up and kick her in the side of the head.
Aeris fell to the ground. She then quickly got back up, grabbed Tifa's hair and pulled it. Tifa retaliated by doing the same. This went on for a while.
Erm…excuse me…"WHAT?" both girls shouted.
Well since I'm doing Aeris here, I may as well do you Tifa as well…
Tifa stopped pulling Aeris' hair and let go "Do what? Oww…"
Aeries had bitten Tifa's ear.
Tifa's eyes went red with fury "YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"
It seemed that she had hit her limit break, and it went absolutely bizarre.
First, she punched Aeris all over so many times it didn't take long for the bruises to show up, then she kicked Aeris and she went flying out of the room, where the door once was.
Tifa let out a breath or exhaustion, stretched her arms out then turned around and sat on the chair.
"So let's continue shall we?" she said ever so sweetly.
Yeeeeeah…Tifa Lockheart…didn't know that Cloud went behind her back to raise Aeris from the dead…
"Cloud was the one who brought her back from the dead? AFTER I TOLD HIM NOT TO! Oh he's gonna get suck a bollocking from me when I next see him…" she glared.
Tifa Lockheart…she knew all along that it wasn't her that Cloud wanted…
"That's not true!" Tifa began to object, "We're best friends, that's all!"
Yeah sure…And I'm God…
"As if you could ever be that great." Tifa mumbled under her breath.
Hmm?… You know you shouldn't really mumble otherwise I can't hear you…
"Fine I'LL SPEAK LOUD SHALL I?"
QUIET…I'm not deaf you know…
"Any way like I was saying we're only friends."
Just friends…?
"Yep!" Tifa crossed her arms and turned her head away.
Well then what's all these videos of you trying to chat Cloud up then huh?
"What videos?" she sounded slightly alert.
Yeah you know, the ones that show you trying too hard…
"I DO NOT TRY TOO HARD! I DON'T TRY AT ALL!"
Uh huh…Well maybe you'll like to explain these footages then…
There is a blank screen for a while and mumbling can be heard…
"Hey does this make my butt like big?"
"Shh, they'll hear you."
"Don't you tell me to shh, I asked a question and I want an answer. NOW!"
Silence.
"Well then?"
"…No...It doesn't."
"Are you sure? You're not lying to me are you?"
"Just shut up and get a move on!"
-Sighs-
The camera starts to shake a little. Finally everything is clear and Tifa can be seen, only she looked a little odd.
She looks at the camera and a high pitch voice whispers. "Now I'm gong try my new sexual skills on Cloud."
The camera follows Tifa downstairs and into the bar where Cloud was, cleaning up. He looks up at her; she goes over and practically suffocates him with her massive wonky breasts.
"Hey Cloud." She gave a shriek that makes you want to die.
He shivered as she said this "Hey Tif, what you up to?"
She grabbed a lock of her hair and began playing with it, "Oh, nothing."
"Okay." Cloud simply replied
Tifa stopped playing with her hair, "That's it? Nothing else?"
He looked at her confused "Erm what's for dinner?"
Tifa gave a massive sigh and ran back up to her bedroom, the camera turned to look at Cloud then followed her up.
And that was the end of the footage.
"That wasn't me." Tifa said.
Yes it was…
"No it wasn't, it was Reno dressed up as me. I mean it was sooo obvious, you could see his red hair. I mean no one could miss that bright coloured hair, if they were blind!" she exclaimed.
Well ooh la la, Miss I Can Spot The Difference...I'm gonna kill Reno for giving it away, i mean i told him subtle and he still doesn't understand...
"Well I can tell I'm wasting my time here so I'll just leave."
Tifa got up and was about to leave the room, when she saw Aeris standing in the doorway, breathing heavily. Tifa glared at her. A few seconds later Aeris charged at her, and the whole fight began again.
"STOP IT! STOP IT AT ONCE!" came a young masculine voice.
They both froze and stared at the voice, it was Cloud, frowning at both of them.
"I told you I heard shouting." A voice came from behind him; it was none other than Rufus.
"CLOUD!" the two girls screamed, they ran up to him and hugged him to death.
"Ugh…Rufus…help me!" Cloud struggled; you could only see his hand left in the air.
Rufus sighed, "Fine then, but you owe me."
He went over to the bundle and pulled Cloud out, just like he was as light as a feather. Aeris and Tifa stopped, noticing Cloud's disappearance.
"Thanks babe." Cloud said to Rufus.
"Yeah like I said, you owe me." Rufus replied in a monotone voice.
"Sure, whatever you say." Cloud gave him a wink.
I KNEW IT!Tifa and Aeris stood still blinking at the two of them, looking from Cloud to Rufus then back to Cloud.
Cloud put his arm around Rufus' waist and they both walked out of the room.
Aeris and Tifa were frozen, still blinking both speechless.
"Hey Aeris?" Tifa spoke up.
"Yeah?"
"Let's be friends."
"Okay!" Aeris chirped and they both walked out.
…Well then…I guess I may have a new guest of honor soon…