Heya peeps. Yeah yeah, I know, I DID take a while to do another chappie, but here you go….…So you can stop your complaining now and enjoy! But i msut admit, after finishing this, it's quite long.
Dedications: This one is especially for Christine cuz it's her Fourteenth Birthday soon, I know Rufus may not be your fav but…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE! Hope you enjoy this chap!
Disclaimers:
Reno: Do you think they fell for it?
Rude:…No…
Reno: WHAT? But I worked really hard to try and act like Big Breasts!
Rude:…But you failed like crap…
Reno: -sighs- Yeeep I did…Oh well. - -'
Me: - HHHHHIIIIIIYYYAAAAA!
Reno and Rude:…
Reno: That wasn't something funny yo…
Me: O-O…Why am I here again?
Reno: -sighs- Let's just get this over and done with. Do you own anything?
Me: O-O…-blinks a few times- Nooooo…
Reno: Well then you can't get sued can you?
Me: O-O…Can't I?
Reno: Just shut up will you?
Me: 0-o'……- I think it's someone's birthday!
Reno: -slaps his head with his palm- Idiot…
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Rufus
"Sir are you ready for the meeting?" asked Rufus' secretary.
"I'm ready whenever they are." He replied.
"Glad to hear it sir, it's being held in room 102. Which is only next door." She chirped.
Rufus groaned, "I have to walk all that way, just to get to the meeting?"
"Err…yes sir, you do." The secretary was confused.
"Got another little job for you." Rufus snapped his fingers.
A bead of sweat rolled down the sectary head as she forced a smile.
-Outside room 102-
Rufus had ordered his secretary to carry him on her back to the room next door to his, from his office chair to the door that was named room 102.
By now the secretary was covered in Rufus sweat, even though he hadn't done any walking.
"Sir? Why are you sweating?" she bravely asked him.
"Because of all that walking." as he got off her back, he bent over to catch his breath.
"But, I…I carried you sir." She stumbled as she tried to catch her breath; it wasn't fun carrying a man of 142lbs from his office to the room next door.
"Yeah and? It's still very tiring for me! Go order me a wheelchair, I want it A.SA.P, and if I don't get it now, I'm going to kill you." He fluttered his hand, signaling her to leave.
"But sir, you just said A.S.A.P!" she said.
"Well I changed my mind. And I shall repeat only this once for you, if I…don't get it …NOW…I'm going…to kill you…got it?"
His secretary slowly shooked her head, her eyes quivering with fear.
"NOW GO!" Rufus barked. And she took off, like the wind.
Before walking in, Rufus straightened himself out; once he was satisfied he walked holding his head high.
That was before he noticed there was no one else in the room.
"Oh…. yes…" Rufus boringly said, "This is that room where that "mysterious" voice speaks."
Rufus sat on the chair under the dim light, he sat there waiting and waiting, waiting for the voice to appear.
He sat there for half an hour in silence, still waiting for the voice. Just as he was about to get up and leave, he could hear some one talking.
Shit, shit, shit! I'm late! Oh crap…Rufus put his hand to his mouth and coughed.
Everything went silent again.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,
"About time." Rufus finally spoke.
Rufu…How long were you here for?"Half an hour. You're late." He gave a small smirk.
No I'm not, you're just simply too early…"Yeeah…sure." He rolled his eyes.
Well then let's get started shall we?"That's sounded very sly for a voice like you…" Rufus replied.
In a small seductive way,
Maybe I like to talk like this…Rufus gave a small cringe.
Rufus ShinRa…Is gay…He rolled his eyes again, "I think they already know that."
Yeah well here's the part they didn't know, I WON THE BET AHAAHAHAHAHA!"What bet?" he asked with a bored expression.
The bet I made with Tseng…Rufus shook his head and gave a small sigh, "Tseng doesn't bet."
…Doesn't he?
Rufus once again cringed, "Stop it with the slyness! It's creeping me out."
Rufus ShinRa…Doesn't like the ideas of girls having fantasies over him…"Shut it, or I'll shut it for you!" he grabbed for his gun and found it wasn't there.
Looking for this?His gunned is being held on a piece of string far away from him.
Rufus crossed his arms and pouted, "Fine we'll have it your way, but once I get out of this, you'll be sorry."
Yeah, yeah, you can give the speech at my funeral…A small smirk appeared on his face, relishing every moment of what he was thinking.
Rufus ShinRa…Is a lazy asshole…He shot up, shouting, "NO I'M NOT!"
Yes you are…I mean, come on, you got your secretary to carry you here…"How did you know that if you were late?"
I have my resources…-thumbs up to Christine-Christine copies with a big smirk on her face, even though she too, is hidden in the darkness.
Rufus ShinRa…Is fat…"Fat? You call this fat?" he grabbed some of his flesh from his waist.
Yes…yes I do…"Well then you're just very stupid then aren't you?"
Yea-…hey! That's not very nice…"You started it." Rufus nodded his head to the direction of where the voice was coming from.
Did not"Did too"
Did not"Did too"
Fine then…Heeeeeeeey…is that a singing candle I can hear?In the background a candle singing "Happy Birthday To You" can be heard.
Isn't it YOUR birthday Mr. President?
"What the hell are you talking about? My birthday isn't till November."
Oh well, the sooner, the better…The light goes out and candles that have been placed around the room light up.
The voice starts to sing, in a very seductive way…
Happy Birthday…Mr.…President…Happy Birthday…Mr.…PresidentHaaaaappy Birth-day…dear… Mr.…Preeesi-dent…
Hap-py Birth-day…to……yooooo-u…
The candlelights go out and the dim light comes back on, Rufus in still on the chair, only he is bent over covering his ears.
"Are you finished yet?"
Still in a seductive voice,
Of course Mr. President…Rufus' face froze…he began to shiver.
Oh why Mr. President! You look so cold! Here let mama come and give you a biiig hug!
Rufus cringed and closed his eyes, attempting to block the noises as well. But before he could do that he heard footsteps coming closer to him, he looked up and saw a person in a mask coming towards him.
He screamed and ran out of the room.
Christine took off her mask, hysterical with laughter,
Did you see his face? He cried like a baby!"Yeah…I did…a-and we're really lucky…to have filmed all of this as well." Trying to catch her breath back before she choked.
Yep, now I got something to use against him! Thanks for your help!"Hey no probs, I enjoyed doing this!" both Christine and the voice high-fived each other.
Now you know Rufus ShinRa…the man…who…erm…err…-shrugs- wets himself…
"Eww he did that?"
Yeah didn't you notice?
"Nope, but oh well…I guess I can always watch the replay." An evil smirk crept upon her face.