YOOOOO HOOOO! I'M BAAAAAACCCCK! Yes I'm back, yes siree! –salutes- I've had a few reviews asking me to do Cid or Yuffie next but for this one I'm gonna b lazy and cheeky and do both together, it'll be easier. for some reason i think it may be a bit crappy, but let me know pretty please, if you only enjoyed it!
I know you've all been waiting for the next chappie, BUT I have been working on Chocolate Sauce, which surprisingly for only 3 chapters is out selling this one. Haha. Yeah I 'm sure it's recommended if you like Yaoi.
Hope you enjoy this chappie!
Disclaimers: It's the end of the world.
Reno: No it's not.
Me: Shhhh…they don't know that!
Reno: -whispers- oh right.
Rude: -Slaps his fore head-
Tseng: -sighs- don't sue because she's only a little girl.
Me: WHO YOU CALLING A LITTLE GIRL YOU PAEDO?
Final Fantasy VII: Know your stars- Extremely Cid and Yuffie
Cid was outside the ShinRa building crying his heart out because of that whore Elena.
Ciiiiid….ohhh Ciiiiid!
"Huh?" Cid stopped crying and looked around, puzzled.
Up here…in the ShinRa building…room 102."Oh, riiiight…" he said slowly nodding his head.
So Cid, being the idiot, went to room 102, just like the voice had said.
"HIYA GRANDPA!" screeched a highly pitched voice.
Cid slowly turned his head around. And saw Yuffie stand right next to him.
"Yu-ffie?" he asked, eye twitching.
"That's right!" she gave a wide grinned.
Cid starred at her. She kept grinning.
Then as quick as a flash he whacked her one on the head.
"Owww." Yuffie cried, and pulled a sad face.
"Don't call me grandpa!" Cid said clenching a fist.
"Oki gramps!" and with that, she skipped off…into nowhere.
"That no good goddamned ninja." He spat.
Cid continued his search for room 102, of course being a bit lazy, he kept walking into the wrong rooms, and must I say, he walked in on a few very unpleasant sights. Though some were funny to watch.
Finally his journey had ended as he found the room. He opened the door and walked in.
Again, as always, was the lonely chair. But sadly –sniffs- it broke when he sat on it –cries- WHO WOULD DO SUCH A CRUEL THING? WHO!
"Errrr…it was the mice." Cid tried to blame.
-sniffs- My…chair…YOU BROKE MY CHIAR!
"Sorry?" Cid, unsympathecitly, apologized.
YOU BROKE MY CHAIR AND YOU'RE SAYING SORRY?"Er yeeah?"
-glares-…Fine I guess I'm not gonna bother with you…
"Uh?"
Uh? You're gay…"Uh?"
And dumb too!"Wha?"
Oh fine then!Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,
"But I already know you're here."
SHUT UP!Lots of random objects get thrown at Cid.
"Argh, it raining!" cried Cid.
Suuuure it is… Anyways…Cid Highwind…has an obsession with dick-shaped things…
"Dick-shaped? Waddya mean dick-shaped?" he asked with fury.
You know, like –giggles- Penis'…-rolls on floor laughing-…"Ha! Yeah right! In your dream, physco."
It's true! Like Seirrrrr-----thingy or other…It looks like a penis…
"Does no-"
And I know who your model was…it was…Dramatic music- Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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----n.
Like I was saying it was…
Yuffie?
Man I thought she was a girl…
Cid: 0-0'
Reno, outside the room: Heheheheheheheheheehehehhhee.
Rude: What?
Reno: I wrote Yuffie on there. Heheheehehehehhe.
Rude: How lame…
Reno in on the floor having a fit.
Rude just looks at him and walks away, not knowing that it was an actual fit, so he ended up in hospital later. Getting in on with the nurses and jerking himself off.
-Back in room 102-
Cid is still confused and so is the voice, so everything has been silent for the last hour.
When all the sudden…
-Nothing happens-
Ahem when all of a sudden-
-Still nothing-
YUFFIE GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
"Oh right…sorry." Yuffie exclaimed shoving lot's of snails in her mouth…god knows why…
"HIYA GRAMPS!" Yuffie screeched once again.
"Any way," Cid started ignoring Yuffie, who is now in the corner crying, moaning about Cid never wanting to see his only granddaughter.
"Who's penis was it?" Cid continued.
"Huh?" Yuffie looked at Cid, confusion written all over her face.
It was…Denzels –gaps- you sick sick man!"But he's only like 10 years old." Cid started to explain.
That's exactly why you used him…cuz his was smaller and easier…you knew none of the other guys would let you do theirs. So you used him, and paid him money too!
Yuffie gasped "Grandpa? How could you?"
"WHAT?
Yuffie started crying again, "First my materia walks out on me, now this?"
"Wha? Yuffie, no it's all wrong?"
"How could you?" cries even harder.
"Listen to me please!"
Yuffie covers her ears.
"laalalalalalalalalalla.."
"Yuffie!"
"Lalala…"
"Yuff-"
"NYAH!"
Both Cid and Yuffie, "Huh?"
-puts hand on head- Oh no…