Hyrule meets the N64
by: The Hylian Rider
"Link!" Navi, Link's fairy was yelling again. Link, a young 17 year old man, didn't even bother to ask what was wrong but turned to face the enemy. It was nothing other than a simple bat.
"You'd better use your bow and arrows the bat can hurt you if the run into you!"
"Thanks Navi, I kinda had already figured that out."
"Then why aren't you using your bow?" The glowing blue light asked.
"I can't the darn C button is jammed."
"Link what the heck are you blabbing about!" The fairy asked confused.
"The C button on the N64 controller, I can't make it work." Navi looked over Link's shoulder to see him pressing hard on a odd device that she wasn't familiar with. It had multiple buttons, 4 yellow ones, a red one in the center, a blue one and a green one. It had three gray ones two on top one to either side and one in back. It also had three handles and a stick with a small flat disk on the top of it.
"Link what the heck is that?"
"A N64 controller, it controls the main charter." Navi looked again, and saw a cord that came out of the top of the device and had a small ball at the end which was connected to a box, with two buttons on it, and another smaller box stuck in it, the smaller box had odd symbols on it.
"What are these?" Navi asked indicating the smaller box's symbols.
"Huh, oh those. Those are english letters, but I had one Hylian translate, it reads: The Legend of Zelda: the Ocarina of Time"
"Zelda! As in--"
"Yep!" Said Link happily.
"But now the C button is jammed and I can't pull out my bow! Which sucks... badly." Link whined.
"So you can't draw your bow because..."
"Because the C button it's assigned to is jammed, darn cheap controllers." Link then went into a tapping frenzy trying to draw his bow.
Navi sat down and grabbed a copy of Goron city monthly and read about a Goron father that now needed therapy because his wife had died in childbirth, but she'd given birth to a Zora.
"HA! Got it!" Link yelled about twenty minuets later.
"You got your bow out?" Navi asked.
"Um... no. I just got the pizza I ordered while I wait for my new controller." Navi passed out. Three hours later, or so Link later told her, cold water was being splashed on her face.
"Wake up! Come on it's here." Link happily opened a small box inside of which contained another controller. This one looked just like the other one.
"Link I don't see who this one is any different." Navi stated.
"That's why you aren't a gamer my fine glowing-winged friend." Navi sighed. Link pulled in the new controller and pressed the "c" button.
"Darn it! This one doesn't work either!" Navi flew to the back of the larger gaming box and saw a small pronged object connected to things Link insisted were called "wires". Navi held up to Link's face.
"What's this for?"
"Drat! No wonder nothing works we don't have an outlet in here, heck we don't even have electricity."
"Well do any of those work without being P-- plooged in?"
"Plugged in Navi. And I don't know. Switching to wireless." Link pulled out yet another controller only this one didn't have any of the "wires" instead in the "slot" in the larger box was a small rectangle. Link then turned to run, but his legs didn't move.
"OH NO! The joystick must be broken too! Then shame, dying from the stupid inability to fight! WAHHHH!"