Crazy trouble with love part 9

Female Whitley part 2 x Jaune

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-Remnant, Solatis, Atlas, Schnee Manor-

Whitley tapped the end of her chair as she looked a little frustrated.

The reason, she couldn't get to Beacon on time and missed the scheduled meeting with her fiancé. Meaning she wasn't allowed inside unless it was for a family emergency or a festival going on.

And since the Vytal Festival was a few weeks away and her sister was fine...she was stumped, pissed and overall….feeling jealous for some reason, as if being away from her fiance would somehow make him cheat on her.

'Jaune, what the hell are you doing right now?' she thought before getting up, kicked the closet door open to reveal a mangled and charred skeleton, and crushed the spine with her right heeled foot. 'Galavanting with someone? Trying to ruin the relationship before the wedding!? Having sex with one of those savages!?'

As her emotions began to bubble to the surface, she took a deep breath and expelled those thoughts.

'No. He's not like that….but by the gods! I need to make sure he's ok!' she thought while her hands twitched in anger. 'He's a Hunter In Training but still, he's too naive for this world and I'll be damned if he gets hurt on MY watch!'

Knock knock.

She blinked before pushing the skeleton back into the closet and closed it. "Come in."

And lo, Willow Schnee walked in, sober and seemingly in better spirits than normal, given the fact that without her husband she could actually feel like a human being again instead of a drunk.

"Oh mother, welcome. What brings you here?"

"I heard that you were disappointed in missing your appointment, I just wanted to make sure you were ok."

"Of course, I feel just fine." she smiled. "Absolutely peachy."

She deadpanned. "I know that look."

"What look?"

"The one you make when you're lying." she said while pointing to her daughter's face. "When your lip quivers and your right eye twitches. Now come clean Whitley Schnee."

"...very well, it involves my fiance."

"Ah, Jaune Arc." Willow nodded.

"Yeah, him." she grumbled. "I'm just...worried that he might get hurt."

"It is part of the Hunter business. Look at your siblings." she said while moving closer to the younger Schnee and placed a hand on her shoulder. "They experience death all the time, but you don't see me worrying that much."

"You did when they left."

"Because I'm their mother, despite my previous actions I still care for them, like I care for you." Willow sighed. "And this comes from experience, I worried about your father when we first met, but we have to let them do their own thing lest we become a bother in the long run."

Whitley frowned. "That isn't the problem. The problem is that I can't see him to make sure he's ok. And with Beacon's strong guidelines for visiting….I can't even get close to him!"

"Well you know stalking him is a bit….unbecoming."

"What are you talking about?" she frowned. "It's perfectly fine."

"Not when you try and put hits out on others."

"Like?" she frowned.

"Does the name Yang Xiao Long Branwen ring a bell?" she deadpanned.

"Not the slightest."

"You placed a hit on her for ten thousand lien for calling you 'Ice Cream'."

"She deserved that! I'm not a desert!" she huffed while Willow frowned.

"What about the hit on Pyrrha Nikos, Mistral's champion and the one that I had to make sure didn't start another Great War?"

"She wanted to kick me!"

"After you called her and her team savages."

"That was grossly taken out of context! I said only that the ginger was a savage pancake eater, not the entire team."

"That's not the point, the point is doing things like this will paint a bad look for you, and get on Jaune's bad side." she frowned. "If you want to keep an eye on him, don't try and kill potential allies."

"..."

Willow grumbled. "Are those the only hits you made?"

"..."

"Whitley."

"...I might have made one more."

"Who?" She frowned.

"...Ruby Xiao Long Rose." She chuckled nervously.

(Later)

-Sanus, Vale, Beacon Academy-

Ozpin blinked as he watched the SDC controlled bullhead land in front of him and Willow Schnee stormed out while pulling Whitley's right ear hard.

"Ow ow ow!"

"You are in SO much trouble young lady!"

"Ow!" She cried out while Ozpin blinked.

"Miss Schnee? What brings you here-"

"Ozpin, my fool of a daughter just put out a hit on Ruby Rose. Make sure the staff protects the girl and bring me both her and Jaune Arc, now." Willow frowned with a very angry tone.

"A hit?"

"Yes, a hit. One thousand lien." She pulled on her daughter's ear. "And for that reason, my daughter will tell you, right?"

"Ow! Ok ok! I thought she was trying to seduce my fiancé! Ow!"

"Miss Rose and Mr Arc? Hmm, now that's rather odd." He muttered. "And here I thought Miss Nikos would do the seducing."

"What?! Why-OW! Mother!"

"Don't even think about it, now march!" Willow frowned while dragging her away towards the school.

"OW! Not the earlobe!"

'I better let Glynda know.' He thought with a sigh.

(Later)

Knock knock.

Jaune blinked as he saw his fiancé and her mother at the door, the latter looking very miffed, and opened it, his team looking confused. "Yes?"

Willow pushed the girl inside. "Whitley, do you have anything to say to these people? Mmm?"

"Jaune, you're looking good today."

SMACK!

"OW!" She cried out as her mother slapped her on the back of the head.

"Whitley." She glared. "What do you NEED to say to these fine hunters?"

"I….may have done some questionable things, and I'm sorry."

Pyrrha gave her death glares while Ren walked over-

POW!

"AH!" Whitley screamed while getting punched in the face.

"Needed to do that for weeks." Ren said before walking back to Nora's side.

"You son of a-" she screamed in pain. "I'll have your head for that!"

"Whitley!"

She stiffened and gulped as Willow glared at her. "I mean...ow."

Jaune sighed. "What did she do?"

"She put a hit on Ruby Rose." Willow sighed before seeing Weiss walking by, looking horrified at what she just heard. "All because my idiot daughter thought she was your lover. I apologize for her stupidity."

"It's fine, but...you DID get rid of it, right?"

"..." Whitley looked away.

"Whitley."

"...I might have forgotten to get 'rid' of the contract. I mean it was digital, yes but I had so many files on my Scroll that I….forgot about it and didn't have time to 'delete' it." She chuckled nervously as Weiss walked over and punched her in the face. "GAH! Motherfucker! My bad eye!"

"You little worm! Why did you forget to stop a hit on my team leader!?"

"Hello to you too Weiss." remarked Whitley sarcastically as she held her nose.

Jaune groaned. "Who did you give the hit to Whitley?"

"Um….a Neo Politan, I believe." She said while Weiss paled. "What?"

"That was the girl that nearly killed Yang at Mountain Grenn! You sent that girl after Ruby?!"

"Wait, she knew? Huh, small world." Whitley muttered. "But I have no idea where she's going to pop up from."

And cue facepalms from Weiss and Willow.

"What? She didn't say anything about her methods."

"She's mute." Weiss groaned.

"...oh bugger." She groaned in realization. "I um….will help find her. With Team JNPR's assistance of course."

"Damn right you are!" spoke Nora with a frown.

"Oh come on! I'm asking for your help!"

"Not after you put a hit on Pyrrha!"

"And I stopped! Really now I stopped, especially when I realize having her as a godmother to my kids is better than starting a war!" Whitley yelled out. "Come on, just help me out!"

They looked at each other with frowns.

"Please! I'll make sure that you get high positions in the Schnee-Arc household!" She begged. "Maids, butlers, nannies, even aunts and uncles! Please just help me out!"

"...fine, but we're doing it for Ruby." Pyrrha sighed while Whitley got up.

"..." she looked at Jaune before winking at him. "Looking swell today my fiancé." 'Please let him be swooned!'

"Alright, let's go." He said while ignoring Whitley.

'DAMN IT!'

(Elsewhere)

-Team RWBY's room-

Ruby smiled as she was currently alone, which gave her the opportunity to do a favorite pastime for her.

Being naked and eating cookies. Well….it's better than being naked and playing with herself right?

As this occured, she didn't notice the door opening or that Yang walked inside the room, not responding like she did normally.

"Mmm mmm~" Ruby hummed as Yang moved closer to her, holding a small knife in her hands. "Now this is the way to spend alone time, and no one can tell me otherwise."

Yang moved closer and closer to Ruby's bed as she quickly moved the blade towards her neck.

SLAM!

"RUBY!" yelled Weiss as Team JNPR rushed in, the two other Schnees looking from behind them as Yang stood there in shock.

Ruby screamed in embarrassment before seeing the knife in Yang's hands and screamed again.

"Grab her!" cried Nora before they ran at Yang.

Yang frowned before stabbing Nora, grabbed Pyrrha and threw her at Ren before changing back to her true form, that of Neo, and jumped over Jaune with a smirk.

"Dolt!" Weiss frowned while summoning a glyph and used it to push herself towards Neo.

Neo silently chuckled before her being shattered into purple shards, the real Neo currently holding Whitley hostage.

"Woah! Hold on, I'm still your contractor, don't you even try it!" she glared at the girl. "Draw blood, and I'll make sure you have every Atlesian soldier hunting you down."

Neo raised an eyebrow and shrugged.

"Good, now I want you to not kill Ruby Rose." She frowned. "I have a new target and this one pays better."

Neo blinked and continued to listen.

"Ahem, there is a woman named Cinder Fall, who has two lackeys in gray and green. She is the target, reason." She pointed to Jaune. "She dared to accidentally burn MY fiancé's hair off during a spar! I will jot let MY fiancé get hurt by a savage, so go kill her, I don't care how but do this and I'll double the lien."

"Are we really gonna stand back and let her make a deal in front of us?" Blake whispered, who happened to be asleep under her blankets and woke up due to the commotion.

"Wait how?" Pyrrha asked in confusion.

"I sleep here."

"Heck no." Nora grinned. "I wanted that girl's legs broken so go ice cream! Make the deal!"

"I'm not an ice cream!" Whitley snapped in anger. "And if you antagonize me again I'll add YOUR name to the mix!"

"I'd like to see you try!"

Whitley frowned before recomposing herself and looked at Neo. "Is that a deal?"

Neo cocked her head before smirking and nodded.

"Good, you'll have the lien sent to you by the end of the week, given you actually make the kill on time. Now, please unhand me." She frowned while Willow pinched the bridge of her nose.

'Damn it Whitley!' She thought as Neo shattered into pieces and vanished.

"Well….that's done." Whitley sighed. "Well I'll be going now, with my fia-"

"Oh no you don't!" Willow frowned. "You are going to apologize to Ruby Rose before making sure each and every person you have nearly killed is compensated!"

"But mother!"

"No buts!" She frowned while pulling on Whitley's ear.

"OW!"

Jaune sweatdropped while excusing himself from the room.

(Later)

Jaune sighed as he waited for his team to reappear, looking a little frustrated about one thing.

His fiancé just tried to kill his best friend.

'Why me?' He thought with a sigh. 'I know she's bad with people skills but….why?!'

Knock knock.

"Yes?"

"It's me, your fiancé. And I'm alone." Whitley said from the other side of the door, seemingly a little less confident then she normally was.

"What do you want?"

"I want to….talk to you, privately."

He sighed. "Fine."

The door opened up as Whitley walked in and sat next to him on his bed.

"So what do you want to talk about?"

She sighed heavily. "Jaune, the reason I put a hit on Ruby was because...well, I might be…"

"What? What was that last part?"

"I said...I might be….overprotective." she blushed. "Like extremely overprotective of you and our current relationship."

"Is that what you call trying to get my friends killed?"

"I'm serious!" she yelled. "I am really overprotective because I don't want anyone else butting into our relationship! You're my fiance, and…." she grumbled. "I don't see you often, at all."

"You call me every night."

"I mean physically see you. I missed our meeting and I've been cooped up in the manor ever since. I can't see you until the Vytal Festival, which I wanted to save as a surprise and I couldn't come normally unless it was a family emergency. I was desperate, lonely and not in my right place!"

Jaune nodded while knowing that Whitley had a very bad habit of entering very negative lines of thought, usually when it comes to him or anything else bad. "So the hits?"

"I was paranoid. I….I just know how to do relationships from a business angle, not from a human angle. I couldn't stop myself." she groaned while putting her hands on her face. "I really regret making you see me as a 'crazy woman', I just didn't want you taken by someone else. Especially anyone on your team or part of your friend circle, that is just asking for trouble!"

"So you didn't have trust in me?"

"Wait no! I have neverending trust in you!" She frowned while looking at him. "I just have no trust in anyone else but anyone close to me. I'm a Schnee and Schnees aren't known for having close friends, especially when the White Fang and everyone else thinks you're money grubbing slave owners. I'm a product of that line of thinking!"

"Well I still think you're nice despite that, but….you're not telling me the full truth."

"What do you mean?"

"You've been holding back something important and well….I want to know."

Whitley grumbled and sighed. "Fine! I'm a stalker, there! Are you happy now Arc?!"

"Well….kinda?"

She raised an eyebrow. "Why aren't you repulsed? Making fun of me!?"

"I don't think either of those things. As you said yourself, you have a hard time converting your feelings properly and I respect you in some regard, but you need to keep that stuff under control or you might actually hurt someone." he sighed. "I mean, granted, being a stalker is creepy to some, I really don't see a problem with it as long as it isn't trying to kill anyone." 'That and if I say it bluntly you might think about putting a hit on me!'

She blinked in surprise while letting it sink in. "So...we can still keep our relationship going?"

"Yes."

She blushed and began playing with her thumbs a little. '...he's something else~'

"But I need to tell you one thing."

"What?"

"Please stop with the hits, it's not going to help and I think you should try other things."

"...like what?"

"Um…..robotic surveillance?" he said with a sweatdrop.

"Mmmmmm….spying on you through the Scroll's camera function….interesting." she mused while Jaune gained a cold chill down his spine.

'Shit!'

"I'll consider it." Whitley smiled before looking around. "Say Jaune, I know I said we should save the consummation for the honeymoon but….we are alone~"

"Y-Yeah, but someone could come in at any time."

"Mmmm, true." She said before walking to the door and locked it. "But I remedied that. Now, let's have a quiet night of passion~"

He turned red while Whitley moved towards him.

(Later)

Pyrrha sighed while walking back to her room with Ren and Nora, all three tired from the craziness of the afternoon. But as they got closer to the door, they heard some low moans and bed springs buckling up and down.

Ren blinked while looking through the crack and turned bright red, enough to make his semblance falter for a few minutes.

"What's the holdup Ren?" Nora asked with a yawn.

"I think we should go spend the night at a hotel."

"Why?"

"Because….it's occupied." he blushed while Pyrrha raised an eyebrow and moved her head to the door.

And turned bright red as a result.

"...Ren's right." she blushed before dragging Nora away, much to her confusion.

"What's with you two? Mind filling me in?"

"Later." Ren said while walking away.

"Aw!"

(Later that week)

Beep beep.

Jaune blinked as he, currently in class with Professor...I mean Doctor Oobleck, looked at his Scroll to see Whitley trying to call him. He tried to put it on mute and make sure Oobleck didn't see it. 'I'll answer it after class.'

Beep beep beep.

He grumbled before noticing that he accidentally 'hit answered' the call as her face appeared on the screen.

"Jaune. Are you there….why are you upside down? Hello? Fiance to Schnee! HELLO!?" she yelled in a very uncharacteristically loud and annoyed tone that made most of the students jump at the sheer volume of her voice, second only to her middle sister Weiss.

"Mr. Arc, is that your Scroll?"

"I'm sorry Doctor Oobleck-"

"JAUNE! Stop talking to that hack of a man and listen to me! I have something important to talk about and I will not let a savage...ugh…" she groaned. "Damn stomach."

"Uh, she didn't mean that." chuckled Jaune nervously with Oobleck raising an eyebrow.

"Unless it's an emergency, save your personal calls AFTER my class."

Whitley growled. "I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD YOU IGNORAMUS!"

Silence.

"...you may take the call outside Mr. Arc, this qualifies as an emergency." Doctor Oobleck said while a little slower than normal as Jaune felt his blood turn cold, especially when he saw Weiss glaring at him.

"Yeah…." he said while getting up and quickly ran out of the room, just as Weiss's semblance started to go out of control.

"He…..did…..what...to….MY…..SISTER!?" she growled while her glyphs started to form all around her, forming several incomplete ice statues of several Grimm, many of them misshapen and in a constant state of rage, just like the Schnee right now.

"Miss Schnee, please try and stay calm during my class."

She twitched while Yang chuckled a little.

"Look at it this way, Vomit Boy just made more Schnees."

Weiss quickly snapped her head towards her and pulled out her blade. "Joke, and I'll skewer you as well."

"Eep." she gulped in fear.

(Later)

"Oh dear." Jaune gulped while currently hiding behind Pyrrha, who was a little peeved but knew that Jaune didn't mean to give the 'crazy Schnee' a child. "I'm so fucked."

"Gee, really? I had no idea." she remarked sarcastically.

"Pyrrha, I'm serious!" he pouted. "I didn't know! I mean we did it once!"

"With protection?" Nora asked while popping behind Jaune, making him scream in shock.

"Ah...no." he gulped. "It was all too sudden and...I forgot."

"It's almost like taking safe sex lessons more serious would have prevented this whole thing."

"..." Jaune groaned. "I can't believe I'm going to be a father. Although if Weiss finds me I'm not going to live that long to know the gender!"

"She's not going to kill you." Pyrrha sighed.

"No, but she WILL cut my long sword off!"

"I thought it was a short sword." Ren said with a small smirk.

"That's what you think." he muttered with a glare.

"Wait." Nora pointed at each one. "You compare dick sizes….we should do that later! Ren has the biggest dick!"

"And how do you know?" Pyrrha asked.

"We bathed together."

Knock knock!

"Open up! I want the head of Jaune!" Weiss yelled while Jaune ran under the bed.

"Tell her I'm out!"

"I can hear you Jaune! Now get out and fight me like a proper Hunter!" she retorted in rage.

He covered his mouth as they heard Weiss bang on the door.

"On the count of three I will break the door down! One!" she groaned while not seeing her sister right next to her, holding her stomach in pain. "Two-"

"Sister." Whitley groaned. "What are you trying to do with my fiance and the father of my child?"

"Ah!" she jumped from surprise. "Whitley! When did you get here?"

"Just now." she said with a groan. "I was staying in a hotel in Vale, I had to stay close to my fiance as much as possible before the Vytal Festival. Now why are you here?"

"To make Jaune pay for impregnating you!"

"Ah yes, and one little thing you misheard." she groaned while looking green in the face. "He didn't impregnate me, well not in the normal way. We did have sex, but he shot outside the target."

"Then what-"

"I put his sperm into me using a straw and some tape." she smirked. "I WANTED to get pregnant, and I didn't want all that sperm to go to waste."

"...you're insane!"

"Being sane is all in the beholder." she shrugged while not understanding her sister's shocked expression, as if her actions were completely sane. "Besides, people use artificial insemination all the time, so it's no different. If anything I figured you'd be happy to be an aunt."

"That's not the point!" Weiss yelled as Jaune and his team overheard the conversation from the now open door. "You call Jaune during class and then blurt out that you're pregnant! I thought you were assaulted!"

"Nope, it was consensual." she smirked. "And soon you will be an aunt, same with Winter. But why are you so upset about it?"

"Because you're too YOUNG to have a child!"

"You too, but you Hunters and Huntresses are technically legal enough to get married at a young age, so why not the wife of a Hunter? Mmm? Well?" she smirked with a smug look on her face, that soon turned green. "Ugh! My...ugh…"

"What's wr-" she was cut off as her sister lost her lunch.

"BLECK!"

Right on Weiss's face and hair, turning it a sickly brownish green color.

"EEEEEWWWWW!" she screamed while making several windows break from her high pitched cry.

"Ugh….that one was on….the anchovy pasta….ugh…." she groaned while ignoring Team JNPR's expressions of disgust and shock, as she looked up and saw Jaune. "Hi….ugh…"

"Uh, do you need something for your stomach?"

"Yes…." she groaned while looking very green again. "And….a...bag...ugh!"

"She's going to bl-" Nora got out before getting puked on by the Schnee, right on the face and mouth.

"I'll get some ginger ale." spoke Pyrrha.

"Make it quick." Ren said while Nora looked very disgusted at the moment.

(A few weeks later)

-Vale, Amity Colosseum-

Jaune sighed as he got ready for the Vytal Festival, eager to show off his skills to the entire Amity Colosseum, all the while hearing from his fiance that the hit was a success and Cinder Fall was killed off, and apparently she tried to sabotage the event with the White Fang.

But since she was dead, that plan failed and he could get on with the tournament itself.

'Looks like Whitley was right about hiring that girl….for once.' he thought while making sure his sword was sharp enough. 'But I hope nothing else goes wrong.'

As he got himself off the locker room stool, he saw the rest of his team waiting for him, since today, he was up against Team BRNZ of Shade Academy.

"Ready, fearless leader?" Nora smirked while her hammer seemed to be calling for the blood of her foes.

"As I ever will." he chuckled as they walked down the hall into the stadium itself, crowds of people from all over Remnant watching them from their Scrolls or in the bleachers above them. "Just, try not to go too overboard."

"No promises."

He sighed before noticing the large screen above them flickering and Whitley Schnee, currently wearing a white blue trimmed dress with her iconic conical hat, appeared on screen.

"Ahem. Before I let the announcers start this match I have three things to say." she said calmly. "One. My fiance Jaune Arc, try not to kill yourself, you DO have a child on the way. Two. Team BRNZ, if you try anything funny, especially you with the hat over her eye, I'll make sure you never have another Vytal Festival in Atlas."

"Oh no." Jaune groaned.

"And three." Whitley smirked. "Show them what a fiance of the house of Schnee-Arc can do. And yes, you can break their legs Miss Valkyrie, especially the girl. I don't like the way she's looking at MY fiance."

"Huh." Nora said with interest. "Maybe I misjudged her, anyone that likes me breaking legs is an alright person in my books."

"You'd say that to anyone way too easily." deadpanned Ren.

"True." she smirked before Whitley tapped her chin and snapped her fingers in realization.

"Oh yes! I almost forgot, Pyrrha dear, you can name the child, well one of them." she smirked. "I have triplets~"

Silence.

"Have fun Jaune~" she winked before the screen flashed back to Oobleck and Port.

Jaune looked at his feet, then at his team, then at the opposing team, before shaking his head. "I'm….a father of triplets!?"

Flash!

"Wait." Whitley said while coming back on screen. "I mean tentiblets? Um...I really don't know the word for ten children at once. Well, bye~"

Flash.

Silence.

"...damn Arc genes!" Jaune screamed to the heavens in horror.

"Daaaamn!" spoke Nora with wide eyes. "That must be a new record!"

"Nora!" Pyrrha yelled as Ren shook his head.

"Mom's going to kill me." Jaune groaned as he could literally feel Weiss and Winter's cold glares looking at him from either their Scrolls or in the bleachers. 'If Weiss and her sister don't do it first!'

'ARC/JAUNE!' both Schnees thought in rage before the screen became black.

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