animedeprived: Is it a bad thing if you pray for the death of a sibling? Cause I am. Oh, well. I hate holidays, mostly because they involve cramming all of my family into one house, and I hate most of my family. (shudder) Thank God for the holidays that are held in places where I can sneak off and watch Kenshin. I LOVE KENSHIN! Stress reducer!

I'm considering doing Majora's Mask. I don't like it as much as Ocarina of Time. Too many side quests and not enough bosses with butts to kick. I might, just because this stuff is fun to write. There's another fic I kinda want to write first. So, we'll see. Maybe over the summer when I don't have anything better to do.

Link: animedeprived does not own Star Trek and Family Guy. The evil monkey is funny, though.

Oh, P.S. she probably won't be able to update until next Sunday. She's going on an internet free trip. Sorry!

The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time

Chapter 11

Spirit Temple: part 1

Day 7 years + 53 - Gerudo Valley
Fairy said something about Temple in desert. As there's no desert anywhere else, will check still cloudy area on map.

Day 7 years + 53 - Gerudo's Fortress
Wow. Never seen this many hot women in one place before. Seriously. They're all sweating. It's, like, a hundred and nine degrees out here. In the shade.

Day 7 years + 54
Shooting guards with arrows. Guards insist on only falling unconscious, even when hit between eyes. Actually an entertaining pastime. Until I got caught. Thrown in jail cell by hot, scantily clad women. Saw horror movie like this once. The butler did it.

Day 7 years + 55
Really no reason to worry. Getting out of jail easier than finding chocolate in room full of veggies.

Day 7 years + 56
Rescued four fat, dancing carpenters. Didn't want to, but once again, Fairy whipped out hero's contract. Must figure out where she keeps that thing so I can steal it.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Let me tell you this. Just because Fairy can fly and I can't jump doesn't mean I can't kick her in the face.
If she has a face.

Day 7 years + 57 - Haunted Wasteland
Sand EVERYWHERE! In my boots and gloves and eyes and nose and mouth and ears. Sand under hat in Fairy's house. Hope she suffocates. Butt itches. Suspect sand in there, too.
Found guy on floaty carpet. Said he had good deal for me. Expecting dark chocolate, took deal.
Got Bombchus.
Last I saw, guy flying desperately away from Bombchus I programmed to climb air.

Day 7 years + 58 - Spirit Temple
Found Temple. Tiny hole I can't possibly fit into to left. Huge block that would give me a hernia if I tried to move it to right. No other passageways.
Well, that's it. I'm done. Good night, Houston. Hope you enjoyed the show.

Day 7 years + 59 - Desert Colossus
Shiek the s/he jumped down from sky when I got outside. Not really sure why I'm so surprised at this. Was hoping I would get away, though.
S/he spewed bunch of philosophical crap about coming back as kid. Why couldn't s/he just say "You need to come back here as a kid."?
Learned yet another Ocarina song. Thought I was saving world, not becoming band nerd.
After s/he finished talking, jumped gun and threw Deku nut at s/he first.
Unaffected.
Blast.
In last ditch effort, asked if s/he was man or woman.
Think was slapped while unconscious.

Day 60 - Spirit Temple
Used songs to warp around and here I am again, only shorter. Yelled "Scotty, beam me up!" before light took me to Temple of Time, but Fairy smacked me, so didn't repeat it. Must not be Trekkie.
Contemplating hiring lawyer to file domestic abuse charges against Fairy. Will schedule court date for right after fight against Ganon. Plan to blame battle injuries on Fairy.

Day 60
My mouth tastes like envelope glue.

Day 60
Temple looks same except for extremely hot woman looking through tiny hole. Seriously, I can smell her from here.
Oh, wait. Fairy just farted.
Rank.

Day 60
Somehow coerced into crawling through tiny hole. Darn my seventeen-year-old mind in a ten-year-old body. Don't remember being quite this fat.

Day 60
Found big room with dias that's obviously for chest, so positioned myself at back and used Din's Fire to light torches. When chest appeared, was on top of it! Yes! I am the champion!
I'm so easily amused it scares me sometimes.

Day 60
Must say, for last Temple, this is really... disappointing. Okay, more like mind-numbingly easy. Worst opponent I've seen so far is metal statue that shoots beams at me. Snoozefest.
Oooooo... look at the pretty armor covered statue. I want to touch it...

Day 60
OMG! I'mgonnadieI'mgonnadieI'mgonnadie! OMG! Statue started moving when I touched it and now it's swinging huge double bladed axe at me trying to take my head off! I'M GONNA DIE!
Wish I had some kind of spell to protect me from all damage inflicted by opponents!

Day 60
Ran screaming in circles around monster so many times that it got dizzy and fell over and was decapitated by own axe. Stabbed it through heart to be sure it was dead. W00T! I win!

Day 60
Found chest with silver covered gloves in it. Seem kind of tacky, but will not hesitate to hawk them for candy.
Hey, look, there's really hot lady! She's playing hide and seek in the quicksand! Looks like she's yelling something. Must be ticked because those ugly buzzards found her.
What's that huge shadow looming over me?
NO! NOT THE OWL! WHERE'S MY SWORD!

Day 60
Guess everyone was right. Owl does taste like chicken.

Okay, this seriously ticked me off. I didn't learn about the "use Nayru's Love against the Iron Knuckle" thing until the last time I played it. I HATE the Iron Knuckles. Darn me and my stupid not-finding-ways-to-cheat-ness.