Alrighty, here's more! Thank you to my two reviewers! (Just two? Come on!) huggles P

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One day, as the Titans were eating pizza (because that's what they do when the author can't think of anything), Malchior came back.

"Oh, dear," noted Raven as the large dragon flew in through the window that appeared because of the tower's magic powers. (Things also appear when necessary/convenient) "How very unfortunate. Who opened the windows?"

Nobody said anything, but the black beast began burning down some things on the walls.

"Darn," Robin states. "I liked those things that are now on fire."

"I've got a FABULOUS idea!" screamed Starfire, who's "earth word of the day" was "fabulous." Also, her Tamaranian accent was out for another lunch break. "Let's DO something about it!"

The other nodded fervently and voiced their enthusiasm.

"TITANS GO!" Robin yelled, because if he doesn't, the Titans just stand there and pick their noses.

They went. And fought. But Malchior just wouldn't leave!

"Gosh darn it!" said Cyborg. "I thought we could kill him!"

"You thought wrong!" Beast Boy said. "YOU'RE STUPID!"

"Not as stupid as you, Grass Stain!"

"Metal Guy!"

"Grass Stain!"

"Metal Guy!"

"Grass Stain!"

"Metal Guy!"

"Grass Stain!"

"Metal Guy!"

"Grass Stain!"

"Metal Guy!"

"Grass Stain!"

(An argument along these lines has to be in every story. It's the law.)

Now picture this argument going on for quite awhile as things are destroyed in the background.

"Grass stain!"

"Metal g- AHHH!" Beast Boy shrieked as he was caught on fire.

"DIE MALCHIOR DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" yelled Cyborg. "You've killed my arguing partner!"

"Like, who cares?" asked Malchior in a girlish manner.

"Friends! We must work together to stop this monster and save our friend!" Starfire advised.

"Alrighty, guys, let's FIGHT!" Robin said.

"BOO YAH!" yelled Cyborg. (He has to say this at least twice.)

They shot things, hit things, stole things, and destroyed things, until Malchior somehow died.

"YAY!" everyone yelled, except Cyborg who yelled "Boo yah," just to say it the second time. Beast Boy jumped up and did a strange dance to complete the celebration.

Then they ate the pizza they were enjoying earlier which miraculously was not burned at all.

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"Friends!" Starfire exclaimed while everyone played GameStation or whatever and Raven read a book. "Let us visit Tamaran!"

"TITANS GO! PACK!"

Everyone's fingers immediately left their noses and they shot off to their rooms to gather their belongings. Obviously, they have no recollection of the incident that happened the last time they were on Starfire's home planet.

So, they got there, but how that happened wasn't important. They had a few more "Grass stain!" "Metal Guy!" arguments, but nothing more eventful than that took place.

Then they went inside and Blackfire came back. Just because. Nobody knows why, and the people who ask are left biting their nails in paranoia.

"Grrr, let's fight her!" growled Beast Boy as the boy turned into a beast of some sort.

"Okay."

"STAND BACK EVERYBODIES!" yelled that one guy that's Starfire's guardian. "WE GOTS TA GIVE 'EM ROOM!"

"No, can't, we're a team, graggh..." Robin trailed off as he fell on the floor and rocked back in forth. "Need to fight need to fight need to fight need to fight need to fight," he was heard saying repeatedly.

Cyborg and Beast Boy, who didn't really mind at all, argued over tofu and meat (another must have).

Raven rolled her eyes a few times and looked depressed/angry/bored as she drank some tea and read a book.

Starfire and Blackfire fought each other for awhile, and Starfire won, because she always does. Blackfire then went to prison again, and will escape sometime in the future, because she always does.

"That was eventful," Raven decided as they left Tamaran. "Why did we come here again?"

Starfire looked puzzled. "Em... to engage in the visiting of my relatives?"

"Really? I thought it was to fight Blackfire," Robin put in.

"That was a purpose as well," Starfire said quickly. "Shall we devour another pizza?"

"Okay!" all the Titans agreed, and went to a pizza place. Just "a" pizza place, though. Even though they go to the same place.

They all choked on their pizza and coughed themselves into comas.

THE END

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