Crazy trouble with love part 9
Miss Piggy and Kermit
Series: The Muppets
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It was a normal sunny day for the city that somehow was overfilled with muppets and the occasional person who finds this normal. Kermit and Miss Piggy were just waking up as they got ready for the day off that Mickey Mouse mandated.
"Ah, time for a good morning with some yummy Lipton Tea...why did we sell our souls for a tea commercial?" Kermit said to himself.
Meanwhile Miss Piggy was taking a shower as she was getting ready to spend her day off with Kermit.
"Hmmm, oh today will be wonderful. Just me and Kermit, spending it together, and maybe if he's good, a nice juicy reward." She said as she rubbed her breasts with soap. "Mmm, I just hope he's feeling frisky, I have the perfect little number."
Later, Kermit and Miss Piggy stepped out of their houses. Miss Piggy, dressed fabulously for today while Kermit was in the nude as usual.
"Ah, feel that fresh sunshine."
"Yep, Kermit, I sure can." Said Fozzie Bear.
"Oh hey Fozzie, ready for the day?"
"Yep, Kermit, and I'm gonna use this day off to face my fears!"
"Sounds like you've got plans with Gonzo today."
"Nope, hope you're there at town square when I do this stunt...later..."
'Okay, I'm scared of what Fozzie is gonna do, but I don't have time, I gotta meet up with Miss Piggy.' he thought before making his way down the street.
He kept walking till a pink limousine arrived! The door opened to reveal Miss Piggy!
"Kermie!" She grabbed Kermit's hand and happily yanked him inside! "Oh I'm so happy to see you this morning, honey."
"Oh boy, I can't wait to spend the whole day with you Miss Piggy."
"Me too." Said Pepe.
"How did you get in my limo?!"
The limo stopped and then Pepe was shot out of a cannon!
"Well, that was certainly something."
"I just hope it doesn't happen all day." Said Miss Piggy while loading a pistol.
"Uh, Miss Piggy, where uh...where did you get that?"
"Disney money Kermie, that's all you need to know."
"Okay..." He replied. 'First Fozzie scares, now Miss Piggy, well, Miss Piggy scaring me more than usual. What is going on today?' he wondered before Miss Piggy lead him away by the hand.
"Let's watch the lovely people spending their day, shall we?" As the limo drove through the city, we could see the people going about their day...but not as usual, they're all running for their lives as soon as they heard the Muppets had a day off today!
"Escrima! Escrima!" Shouted Animal as he rampaged with escrima sticks instead of drumsticks!
"Oh my...I hope our friends don't smash up the cafe when we get there."
"They better not." huffed the pig.
When Kermit and Miss Piggy got to the cafe...it was a lot worse than they were expecting.
"GEEEEEEET OUUUUUUT!" Shouted the manager.
"No! We rats have been oppressed long enough! We will move a muscle until businesses such as yours, gives us, service!" Said Rizzo with an army of rats chanting behind him.
"Dammit Rizzo." Said Kermit.
That's when Miss Piggy removed the safety lock on her pistol. "I'm gonna get that rat."
"Guys run, Miss Piggy's gonna shoot."
"I'd like to see her try and-" that's when a gunshot went off and suddenly Rizzo had soot all over his face! "*cough*...okay...RUUUUUUUUN, WE'VE UPSET THE PIG!"
Miss Piggy relentlessly fired on the scattering rodents! "You dirty rats! Nobody messes up my favorite cafe!"
"You're messing it up already with your bullets you hypocrite!"
"I'm not a fat hippo!" Then she brought out the bazooka!
"Miss Piggy wait!"
The building was then blown to pieces!
"Okay, that's quite a way to start off a date." Said Kermit as he coughed soot!
"Oh shoot, my outfit is all covered in dirt now."
"I know a good dry cleaner. She'll dry clean us as well if you want."
"Sounds tempting, but not right now."
They are now seen walking to the museum.
"I heard this museum has a bunch of new exhibits. All relating to great couples through history." Said Kermit as they walked by a familiar looking human...
"All clear, nobody will stop us from this extreme stunt." The Human said, talking into a walkie talkie.
"Understood." Replied a familiar looking blue guy. "Let's get in and get out."
"Roger."
In the museum, Kermit and Miss Piggy were checking out exhibits of Cleo Patra and Mark Anthony, Bonnie and Clyde, even Romeo and Juliet, then noticed 2 familiar characters.
"Hey look, it's Elmo and Zoe, he-"
"You fucking brought your pet rock with us again!?"
"Why are you always so angry when Rocco comes along?"
"Zoe! It's...a...ROCK!"
"Yah know what, let's not talk to them, I'm sure they'll sort that out..." Said Kermit as they ducked into a crowd incase Elmo and Zoe noticed them.
"Honestly those two can be so loud." Said Miss Piggy.
That's when they saw Gonzo in a trenchcoat.
"Oh, hey Gonzo." Kermit greeted.
"Kermit, Miss Piggy! Just in time to see my new extreme stunt, and I have an assistant."
"Is it the celebrity guest star?" Miss Piggy guessed.
"That's right, but not just any celebrity."
"Hey guys, it's me, Jeremy Shada, the voice of Finn the Human."
"Jeremy Shada, what are you doing here?"
"Well, seeing that I voice a blue guy who never seems to die, I thought, why not when Gonzo asked me to do this stunt with him." Then he pulled something out of his pocket.
"Is that a bomb trigger?" Miss Piggy pointed out.
"Guess what Gonzo has under his trench coat right now."
'Please don't be a suicide vest, please don't be a suicide vest.' The frog and pig both hoped.
"A suicide vest!" Said Gonzo, taking off the trench coat!
"You will not blow up this museum if I have anything to say about it!" Then Miss Piggy charged at them!
"Ah! Now Jeremy Shada! Do it! Aaaaaah!" Panicked Gonzo!
The man was about to, only for Miss Piggy to jump through the air, knocking him on his ass followed by a loud and painful sound of punches and cries of pain heard off screen.
In her blind fury, what she failed to notice was Gonzo grabbing the trigger and pressing the button!
"Badaboom!"
And the entire museum was blown to kingdom come! After it was nothing but rubble, Gonzo and Jeremy Shada climbed out of the pile of debris.
"Great stunt."
"Yeah, let's get outta here, that won't be enough to kill Miss Piggy either." Said Gonzo.
"Good point."
Then they started running!
Said pig poked her head out, her hair looking like a complete mess. "Jeremy Shada better be ready, I'm gonna send him to the 50th Dead World, and Gonzo better be ready because he's done-zo." Said Miss Piggy as she crawled out and then yanked Kermit out as well. "Especially for messing up my hair today!"
"Well...at least we can go to town square to see the special announcement today..." Said Kermit. "I mean, the day isn't entirely ruined, right?"
"Unless someone else wants to ruin our day at the special announcement!"
'Oh please God, don't let her have jinxed us.'
Later at town square...
"Hello everyone, we're all here today because a certain someone, beloved citizen of our town has something to say to you all."
Worried, Miss Piggy and Kermit held hands.
'Please go alright, please go alright.'
"Here he is now, give a round of applause for Fozzie Bear!"
"Hey everybody, wakka wakka!"
"Oh crap...Miss Piggy, we have to run." Said Kermit.
"Why? He's just gonna tell a few lame jokes, he's harmless."
"It's not that, it's-"
"Hello, there's this one joke I've been meaning to make come full circle, ever since Disney purchased Fox and by extension now being owners of Family Guy."
"He wouldn't." Said Miss Piggy.
"He would."
"I once met this guy who was sooooo Arab..."
The people were now pissed.
"How...Arab...was...he...?" Asked a middle eastern tourist.
"He was so Arab that *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!"
"..."
"Aaah? Wakka wakka, I finally faced my fears!"
But then the entire Town Square erupted in violence!
"I knew he'd go that far!"
They tried to flee only for the entire place to self-destruct, sending them flying! "AHHHHHH!"
Later that night...we see Miss Piggy and Kermit entering a hotel room and lying down on the bed.
"Well this day off sucked." Said Miss Piggy.
"All I wanted was us to have a nice peaceful fun time, but those idiots kept ruining it!"
"Me too...why? None of that was a good joke. Rats in the cafe, blowing up a museum and Fozzie doing something he shouldn't have."
"Is it just because that's the world we live in?"
"Probably."
"Or...could it be our lives?"
"Our lives?" Asked Miss Piggy.
"Yeah, the company we keep...they're just part of our lives."
"Crazy nutcase ones you mean." she grumbled.
"Should we break up? They're loyal to me, so they won't bother you anymore."
"What!? Kermie, never ever ask that question!"
"Yeah, but you'll never get that stress again."
"And you think us breaking up is gonna make everything just perfectly fine?" she huffed with her hands on her hips.
"Sorry, but I hate seeing you so upset."
"Forget it Kermie, it'll take a whole lot more than a ruined afternoon to get rid of me."
Kermit smiled at that. "And that's a great reason to love you, Miss Piggy."
"Just like those idiots, I'm also loyal to you." she smiled before they moved closer together and hugged each other.
Then Kermit got up and put and opened the door to leave a do not disturb sign before closing it again and returning to bed.
"Oh, my Kermie, thinking of salvaging this night?"
"Of course, and we both know the perfect way how."
Miss Piggy eagerly stripped her clothes until her bra and panties were left. "Mind helping me out?"
"Don't mind if I do." He started with her panties, pulling them down with one hand while squeezing her ass with his free hand.
"Just try not to get TOO excited Kermie."
"I can't help it, I deserve this, after such a fucking day!" After pulling her panties down, he grabbed her bra! When it came off, her breasts bounced free. "I never get tired of your pork chops."
"Well they are the best in town."
"No arguments here." He said before sitting down.
"The french loved eating frog legs, but what would they say about frog dick, especially one this big?" Asked Miss Piggy before putting Kermit's dick between her breasts! "Cause I've got myself a big appetite~"
"Bon Appetit." Said Kermit before Miss Piggy started licking the tip. "Oh yeah, that's the spot." Kermit moaned with Miss Piggy's ass in his face!
'I can feel his warm breath down there.' she thought before giving it a wag.
'She wants me to have pork for dinner? Don't mind if I do!' He thought before licking her pussy with his long sticky frog tongue!
"Mmmm~" Miss Piggy hummed, with her mouth full. She squeezed the girth harder with her tits while licking the tip heavier.
Kermit's tongue wiggled and slithered very deep down Miss Piggy's pussy! 'How many guys can say their tongue has been inside their girlfriend's pussy? Not many.' thought Kermit as he did just that, his tongue was now inside her womb!
'Oh! I swear Kermit's the only one who could make me feel this good!' She then responded by swallowing his dick all the way to it's base, gagging furiously on the way down!
'That's it, my dick is all for you, hog it all!' he thought, trying to get his tongue in deep enough to touch the entrance to her womb. 'Should I cum inside this time?' He thought as he wiggled his tongue faster. 'I mean it would be rude to mess up her clothes after all the crap we've been through.' He thought as his dick started twitching. He swiftly retracted his tongue and Miss Piggy took notice, letting go.
"Why'd you stop?"
"I wanna fill up your piggy pussy with my big load!"
"Oh Kermie, you know just what to say to a girl." Miss Piggy then rested her head on a pillow as she spread her legs. "Now come get some of this pork roast!"
"You're gonna get every drop of my special sauce." Said Kermit before thrusting his dick inside her!
"Ooooh Kermie!" Her moaning was turned to humming as Kermit claimed her lips! 'Oh fuck me you saucy frog!'
Kermit wildly thrusted sometimes accidentally pulling out but pulling right back in!
'Give me your froggy junk you bastard!' She tried to kiss back harder but couldn't really, his long tongue coiled around her's as if there was a bondage roleplay going on inside their connected mouths!
Meanwhile in Kermit and Miss Piggy's connected mouths...
We see a puppet of Miss Piggy's tongue tied up and suspended from the ceiling as Kermit's tongue whipped her!
"Yeah baby! You like that?!"
"Oh yes!"
Back to Kermit and Piggy...
'Oh crap! I feel like I'm gonna explode!' Both thought.
"Yeah you slut, take it!" And with one last thrust, Kermit poured his white tadpoles into her pork womb!
"AHHHHHH YES! YES! YEEEEEES!"
Her squealing was so loud, she was heard through sound proofed walls.
Meanwhile...
"Now next, let's test the sound proof-" Then the critic who was reviewing the hotel heard Miss Piggy. "Nevermind, there goes one point, you're already at a B minus, don't get a C."
After cumming, both Kermit lay on top of Miss Piggy as they panted. Both of them sweaty with Miss Piggy's hair looking messed up.
"That was so awesome Kermie. Makes up for the crap everyone pulled today." she panted out with a smile. "And the way you moved your tongue? I thought I was in heaven."
"Aww, gee, anything to make you happy Miss Piggy."
'Anything? Then how come I'm still not Mrs. Piggy yet?' she thought sarcastically as he snuggled against her. "You're such a sweetheart."
"It almost makes me feel a little better even though it's back to constant work tomorrow." Said Kermit. "At least we'll still get to see each other during work."
"If we didn't, I'd kick my agent right where the sun don't shine."
"You'll take him to Scotland and kick him there?"
"You're lucky you're cute, that was such a bad pun." She said before patting his head. "Let's get some rest Kermie."
These 2 then went to sleep as their friends continued destroying the city with their antics.
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