animedeprived: Sorry, guys. I know I said Sunday, but fate conspired against me. During my trip, I spent almost all of my time praying that my father wouldn't kill us all. That, and taking pictures. The scenery was gorgeous. Then I had to help my stupid brother with his stupid homework all night Monday and Tuesday. You're lucky you're getting this today, because I've been cooking crap for Japanese class. Anyway, I have a half-day Friday, so I'll try to update soon. Only two more chapters! It makes me sad. I'm gonna miss you all so much. (Except Stalker. You, I could live without).

Link: Ummm...well, I don't think there's anything in here that animedeprived doesn't own (nothing I haven't mentioned before, anyway). Sooooo... how's the weather? Looks like rain.

The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time

Chapter 12

Spirit Temple: part 2

Day 63 - K-something Village
Tried to hawk tacky gloves, but can't equip them to sell! Have to be an adult. Darn the Hyrulian Magical Item Restriction Council and their stupid laws about not using any good items until you're thirteen!
Ooooo! I smell a time-warp loop hole.

Day 7 years + 59 - Temple of Time
(Censored due to highly disturbing and vulgar content).

Day 7 years + 59
Stupid gloves...Stuck! On! Hands! Get off!
Curse you, game designers who won't let me hawk tacky gloves for candy! I will have my revenge! Once I'm finished with Ganon, you're next!

Day 7 years + 62 - Spirit Temple
When attempt to peel off gloves with can opener failed, decided to come back here. Made moving hernia-inducing block nearly pain-free (think I chipped nail, but can't tell, as tacky glove won't come off).

Day 7 years + 62
Spent last hour or so redecorating. Some sicko came up with dungeon-style interior design game. Face mirror right way and door opens. Face it wrong way and zombie-vampire hand comes down to suck out your soul. Which is terrifying, yet interesting because it has no mouth.
Ugh. The traffic through here is horrible.

Day 7 years + 62
Hey, guess what I just thought of!
Poodles.
They're the only animal I know that's naked AND fuzzy AT THE SAME TIME! Weird.

Day 7 years + 62
Back in big central room with humongous Gerudo statue. Can't quite figure out what artist was trying to portray with this piece.

Day 7 years + 62
Just found new shield. Like it a lot, because it's prettier than ucky Hylian shield. Keeps blinding me, though. On plus side, makes colorful dots float around room.
Oh, pretty dancing dots. How I wish I could catch you. Alas, you always manage to slip through my fingers.

Day 7 years + 62
Just spent two hours moving mirrors for no visible reason.
Kill game designers.

Day 7 years + 62
Now I see. Move mirrors to redirect light so it bounces off bigger mirror so can use Mirror Shield to bounce light at sun on wall that lowers platform I'm standing on so I can point light at face of goddess statue and make it crumble, then use hookshot to fly over and enter lair of boss.
Haven't these people ever considered just putting in a flight of stairs?

Day 7 years + 62
Holy monkey tumors! Not another Iron Knuckle!

Day 7 years + 62
Hiding from Iron Knuckle behind stone chair. Hope that if there is a higher power out there somewhere, it wont' look back here.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Day 7 years + 62
No need for Iron Knuckle to look. Chair reduced to rubble by one swing of very sharp and heavy axe.
Note to self: Axe bad. Head on shoulders good.

Day 7 years + 62
Fortunately through combination of hacking frantically and screaming shrilly, managed to beat Iron Knuckle who, in an odd twist of fate, turned out to be really hot lady, Nabooru. As healthy seventeen-year-old male, find Nabooru quite hot. Not nasty, sweaty hot like when I was young and immature. Like wow-she's-really-pretty hot. Almost as hot as Shiek.
Did I just write that out loud?

Day 7 years + 62
Found Bosses. It's really ugly buzzards I saw playing hide-and-seek with Nabooru seven years ago. Only, now I know it was more like hide-Nabooru-and-hope-no-one-comes-seeking-for-her. Those seven years have not been good to them. Ouch.

Day 7 years + 62
This has got to be most awesomest dungeon EVER! Defeated buzzards by sucking up their attacks and firing them back. Fire ones make Mirror Shield all lava-ish and glowy. What I wouldn't pay to keep it like that all the time. Frickin' sweet.

Day 7 years + 62 - Chamber of Sages
Met Nabooru, who said she wished she could keep promise to do something "special" for me. Was giggling and winking, which I took to mean she wanted to give me free dark chocolate hearts. Unable to respond.
Then blue light took me away and I started cursing game designers again. The one hot woman who actually wants to give my dark chocolate, and I'll never see her again!
I HATE YOU ALL!

animedeprived: And you still don't know the pie flavor. Bwahahahaha! You'll find out at the beginning of the next chapter, which I've actually started already.